“I Am Jazz” premieres on Tuesday, Jan. 24, at 10 p.m.
Jazz returns home to Florida after her first year on her own at Harvard and has been working on her social life, entering the dating scene and struggling on the apps. While trying to be independent, she receives a death threat upon returning to college, and her parents must step in. “I Am Jazz” is produced by This is Just a Test.
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My 500 lb Life: Jazz Edition
>My 500lb trans life
FTFY
>Harvard
wow jazz must be really smart
for you
>Beautiful every shape and size
Except dick shaped
Harvard is just a total joke now. Only took 20 years for a national institution to turn into a freakshow zoo
Just like every other prestigious institution. I don't respect any universities anymore.
Funny how their admission policy against white and asian people don't apply to a certain subset of """whites"""
stop noticing things
Hey now
They’re only 1% of the population they’re a minority despite having all the money and power.
I did a year of graduate studies at Univeristy of Florida (apparently ranked like top 20 nationally)
Its just a paper mill for Indians/Asians
They outright allow cheating since they make a killing off the foreign kids
Knowing Asians, in a while they'll have coaching classes everywhere on how to write letters for admission claiming they're transracial furry homosexuals and hate Republicans or whatever.
eunuchs make my dick diamonds
haha imagine forcing his face into the mattress while you wail on his gargantuan bloated ass, his meaty blubber rippling with each thrust
I will not
>His
You will never have sex with a hot troony
h-hi
I’m sorry you’re all mind broken degenerate. I’m more sorry for your parents
how long until Jazz Onlyfans?
I'd rather see Nicocado's blown out butthole again
gem
Morbid curiousity would generate a lot of income in the first week or two
Even nikocado has a steady audience with his botched butthole. I bet this one will generate even more income.
Literally all of my Mexican cousins look like this, guys and girls.
>I AM JAZZ: Premieres on Tuesday, January 24th at 10pm ET/PT
>After her first year at Harvard on her own, Jazz returns home to Florida for the summer and asserts her new-found independence. Jazz works on getting better at asserting herself in her social and dating life as she goes on several dates, including a speed dating event with her longtime transgender friend Jojo, who now goes by Jaclyn. But ugly remarks spring forth on Jazz’s dating app and she realizes she will always have to contend with haters. As Jazz embarks in more social activities, her mental health issues come back into play, culminating in a breakdown. Her mom tries to find the best way to support her youngest child, and on the advice of a psychic, Jeanette steps back for Jazz to grow. However, when Jazz receives a death threat when she returns back to college, her parents step forward in high gear.
>her longtime transgender friend Jojo
I am Jazz: Jojo's Bizarre Genitalia
JJBG: No Balls Run
Kino inbound
Sounds like Jazz has gotten a taste of the real world.
>and on the advice of a psychic, Jeanette steps back for Jazz to grow. However, when Jazz receives a death threat
Holy kino!
Captcha: J4AAAJ
>haters
This is just a cope word for people who can't emotionally handle when not everyone agrees with them. There's no such thing as a hater.
>dating life
wonder who jeanette paid to date his ladyboy son
>wonder who jeanette paid to date his ladyboy son
>her mental health issues come back into play, culminating in a breakdown
>ugly remarks
Do those remarks pertain to Jazz being a troony, or to Jazz being a whale?
Yes.
>she realizes she will always have to contend with haters
Rope when?
>Jeanette steps back for Jazz to grow
Must be afriad Jazz is getting ready to pop
its me, i'm the hater she has to contend with
sounds kino
>and on the advice of a psychic
Please tell me that’s not a typo
Bullshit jazz was ever on a dating app. We would have found him, SOMEONE would have found him
Someone needs to find him and infiltrate his life in order to aquire nudes for us.
Here are the current projected requirements for upkeep, if anyone should take up the task
It was raya
who is matching with a 300 lb troony on a celebrity dating app
Other fat celebrities
No one, hence the mental health issues that only a psychic can help with
>But ugly remarks spring forth on Jazz’s dating app
K I N O
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>jazz has a hard time dating, same as every other season
there's just no way this will compete with the mangling arc. unless they can get jazz's suicide on film then the denouement has passed.
Frick I'm gonna miss it bros.
Hopefully I can see S9 with you
>receives a death threat
Alright, which one of you is it? I know it's someone from here.
Why would anyone on Cinemaphile try to sabotage the last kino ever?
>sabotage
"Death threats" will just make them double down and talk about how Jazz needs to stay on air to keep up the fight and show that the haters still exist, need to keep going to not let the haters win.
>Jazz receives a death threat when she returns back to college
the death threat
will they show him and his family freaking out when Desantis won bigly in Florida
How did he become such a slampig?
Frick his breasts are so suckable. Wtf.
Be honest Cinemaphile, paper bag over his head, don’t have to do anything with the faux snatch, would you motorboat and or suck on that fat rack?
No, because I'm not a homosexual. Too many of you have been browinsg this site too long that you unironically have been brainwashed.
Brainwash deez nuts in your mouth
Based Jazz is bloatmaxing for his detransition
>detransition
he got his dick cut off I thought
no problem they can just make an inflatable hot dog from his butt cheek skin
i thought balloon animal strap ons were restricted to second life
There is no going back.
He cut his wiener off.
At most he can become a real life Reek
>no harvard kino
I figured. They didn't want to show him being a lazy fat moron and still getting a passing grade. It's impossible to flunk out of the ivy leagues
How's the wound though?
Popping
I can’t believe this shit is still going
You say that like it's a bad thing
It ain't over till the fat ladyboy swings.
CARLOS!
The ride never ends baby
What is dilating?
What does "dial8" mean?
Why is that fat bignose man wearing a dress?
Neoveganas are wounds that start to heal on their own after a while, so you need to "dilate" them for the rest of your life. Personally I'm not sure exactly what that entails, never looked into it. But since most trannies are obviously the most worthless and pathetic men, they get lazy and skip their dilations, and hilarity ensues.
>Neoveganas are wounds that start to heal on their own after a while, so you need to "dilate" them for the rest of your life.
Wait, trannies need to dilate for the rest of their lives? I thought it was only for a few years.
Nope. You're hooked for life on drugs, surgeries, corrections, adjustments, counseling, all for the rest of your life.
Think of a neo-vag like an ear piercing. If you leave a ring out for too long, the hole closes up. Ya know, because your body knows that hole isn't supposed to be there and tries to heal it.
>trannies need to dilate for the rest of their lives?
correct
>I thought it was only for a few years.
it is
ACK!
Trans sistas…how will we ever recover?
jesus christ, this gives me the creeps more than any other horror movie or book ever has
Real body horror stuff. Scares me too.
Jaron has no body strength left. Also can't even rope because he's too fat for it. Probably will be pills.
Bear with me, anon, for there is so much yet for you to witness.
It is eternal. For after the vessel dies, its soul shall continue to self-harm until the hole is properly stretched to fit the humongous phallus of their Bullish demon-god, and in supreme ecstacy, bear the unholy seed that leads to its premature deliverance into oblivion, eons before the final death on the Lake of Fire.
de·spair
/dəˈsper/
Learn to pronounce
noun
the complete loss or absence of hope.
BOOBIE LOOTAVELI ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
IF YOU AIN'T UP ON GANG NOT TOO LATE
AT MY SHOW, JUMP IN THE CROWD LIKE LU-KANG
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD FOR A YEAR SO MY VIEWS CHANGED
b***h I'M A STAR LIKE THE ROOF IN A NEW WRAITH
Ironically he looks like what jazz would look like if he didn't Troon out and became a SoundCloud meme rapper. They're even both from Florida kek
Fatty fatty 2 by 4
Can't get through the kitchen door
Fatty lubed his hole with butter
Will be a woman never never
>her
>she
Reminder Jazz is a modern eunuch. When eunuchs lose their genitalia they swell up very large.
There is genuinely no way this boyb***h is intelligent enough for Harvard. What gives?
>israeli
>troony
he was a shoe-in.
You think college is based on intelligence?
Kek
College acceptance and graduation is based on your social score not your iq score.
Your social score is determined by your race, gender, and ideology.
Negative social score traits are
-Caucasian
-Asian
-American Born
-Male
-Heterosexual
-Having both parents
-Parents are hetero
-Healthy
-Christian
-Catholic
-Mormon
Positive Social Score Traits
-Non White
-Female
-Immigrant (legal or illegal)
-Obese
-Gay
-Atheist
-Muslim
-Raised by Single Mom
Untouchable Positive Social Score Traits (these give you a free pass through life on easy street to with literal free money and game and government protection)
-Black
-Trans
-Muslim
-Gay Parents
-Raised by Single Black Mom
Man they’ve done such a good job at pulling one over that you didn’t even consider the #1 positive. By far the most overrepresented group in the Ivies are israelites and it’s not even close. It’s so bad that it practically feels like the damn near automatic admission of gay black illegal immigrant trannies is just a smoke screen to let in more long noses.
>“I Am Jazz” is produced by This is Just a Test.
Kek, reminder that that's actually real.
https://www.cameo.com/recipient/61e341531bc90ddf1020bed1
>Hey janny!
>I love Cinemaphile AND I love Hellraiser!
How have I not seen this? Kek
/jazz/ won.
30$ well spent
I get the feeling he doesn't believe in the shit he's forced to say.
>You opened your box, we came.
WE HAVE SUCH SCARS TO SHOW YOU
FRICK YES
jazz been eatin so much cornbread
>becomes fat
>starts advocating for fat acceptance
lmao
This fatty will end up 100% killing his parents before necking himself
no he is too out of shape to get both
Hope he gets the mom though
>”I Am Jazz” premieres on Tuesday, Jan. 24, at 10 p.m.
Cinemaphile is healing.
We have such sights to show you.
Christ, he got fatter.
Ah sweet, my man made horrors beyond comprehension kino is back!
>*sigh* Somehow, /jazz/ has returned
Forgive the phonepost.
>willingly let son chop his wiener off after mother pumped said son full of drugs and brainwashed it to thinking it could be a girl whilst being a baby
>noooo not a heckerino tattoo as an adult
lmfao
you know the editors are self aware. fricking real life body horror show.
These people are pure evil
Holy shit
>you know the editors are Cinemaphile posters.
ftfy
Jazz's mother is a lunatic and his father is completely spineless.
Face of a man who feels guilty for the Moloch sacrifice. The fame and money isn't worth the horror.
Didn't jazz get his dick chopped off as a baby because the rabbi mutilated him?
No. All the hormones and meds he was on his entire life left him with a micropenis — described about the size of a AA battery.
The micropenis did not provide enough flesh to create the neovag.
It’s all in the show.
the circumcision thing is what I have believed for like 5 years. I guess someone just lied to me.
I’d say the greater problem is the stump of his prostate still getting morning wood.
Does jazz do anal
it's all anal for him (2 buttholes)
imagine a grown man with a baby penis lel
still would've been better than chopping it off for what the frick festering wound he has now
You're thinking of David Reimer
Oh that was the John Money thing. I guess I conflated them.
>the apps
HAIL JARRON
At what point does he have to legally change his name to Big Band Jazz?
Well there is a 50% chance she’ll swing
There's a greater than 50% chance he'll have the blues
Can't wait for /ourguy/ to get even more broken
>Xander comes out of the closet arc
>Xander Onlyfans arc
>Xander gets HIV arc
>Xander commits murder-suicide arc
kino
>Xander claims gay so he doesn’t have to take linebacker troony bbc
Hopes are high for the 8th season of TLC’s smash hit I Am Jazz!
not gay bros where we at!
frick it, just post jazz breasts
Unironically think he looks better obese
>Unironically think he looks better obese
any porn from this homosexual? i remember wathing him as a child and i knew it would end up like this, most of these people will either kill themselves or be eternally unhappy
The hero of season 7 was the black troony porn quest guy.
The hero of season 8 will be the anon that successfully goes on a date with Jazz and produces some porn with him.
Same. We need to let them know how much we appreciate how big and bigger Jazz can get.
I'd call it a She and watch the stupid show all day long.
We lost an ugly little boy and gained a whole ton of Jazzkino
Jesus Christ what happened?
it all started when he was born
this troony shit started in the early 19th century with Hegel
But anon, I thought there was a troony in genesis
That a troony is mentioned in Gilgamesh
That the earliest human remains were trans?
Ironically, this is the use of Hegel’s dialectics to subvert proto-Christianity (so Judaism) and the scientific method / verification principle
>making fun of how trannies insist there’s eons of history of global transgenderism is subverting Christianity
get help man.
Ah you were being satirical. But the trannies are genuine when they do what you’re satirizing
That’s the joke.
And considering all these threads do is make fun of trannies…
False.
We discuss TLC’s smash hit I Am Jazz.
>tfw no big soft powerful jazz mommy to crush me to death with their warm sexmeat
I suffer not living in Florida.
Imagine how this sickening slab of flesh rolls out of bed each morning, flattening the array of dilators and hormone pills littering his Harvard dorm floor. He slops downstairs past knowing stares, giggles, whispers that he has learned to shut out but which still invade his subliminal mind. He trundles on to class regardless, a giant, man-shaped shadow clinging to his feet like a streamer of toilet paper...
>jazz enters dorm
>jazz's roommate is searching everywhere
>jazz have you seen my dildo?
>oh yeah sorry, i left my dilators in the cafeteria so i thought i would use your dildo
>jazz reaches down and pulls bloody gore covered dildo out of his front anus
>here hope you dont mind
>roommate has to suck it up and act like everything is fine
>no problem sis
>jazz downs a gallon of chocolate milk while roommate cries under the covers
What happened to Charlie?
Died from decapitation, its spirit was then transferred to its brother. Now it lives on as one of the Nine Kings of Hell. HAIL PAIMON
Because a little prostitute and uploads provocative images online.
Any nudes or penatration?
He has a only fans
His only good picture is hashblocked on Cinemaphile
Link.
Here's your "passable" troony, bro.
what the frick is wrong with those hands? is that even a real person?
ape hands
APE HANDS
I never got why people post this in response to trans people. The hands in that image belong to a woman.
troony rugby stars weren’t a thing when that episode was made
It's skin looks like a ghoul from Fallout 4.
The face makeup must be 20mm thick.
Died of sepsis.
>15
itscharleyelizabeth
tspollypocket
He does porn now.
>its been well documented cut an animals balls off and they become fat and lazy
>trannies in 2022
Just remembered I really need an update on the Naesa/Noah relationship
>transition just to Architect your shit up
we must get more architects onto the executive branch at TLC, its the only way bros
the hypnosis episode was telling
jazz literally says whilst "under" that it was a gay male who wasn't accepted by the people around her so was forced to change. I shit you not go look it up on YouTube.
Mental.
I'm pumped about it honestly.
brehs...
the holocaust should have happened
They mangled a kid on live television to appease what used to be an internet-only minority. The future is now.
scary
you will jerk off the wound
I like how no one has an issue with the fact the doctor still has his penis.
What, like, pickled?
>I turned your dick into a pickle, Jazz
>IT'S PICKLE DIIIICK
Marci bowers never transitioned. He still has a penis.
>marci bowers tells you that the more skin you have the better
>immediately get fat
How has no one made this connection
L Y N C H I A N
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>this doctor has now said that no child who has undergone a surpressed puberty will EVER orgasm
>this doctor is currently head of WPATH
Do you like ketchup, Cinemaphile?
>jazz uses the most ketchup
>is also the biggest red
pottery
His feet are bigger than his brother's.
he's a big hoss
imagine the violent shit floating around jazzs fat brain knowing he'll never be as cute as that girl or ever his own old ass mom.
as if the serving size of ketchup is the problem. absolutely insane.
you shouldnt be having ketchup unless you pair it with something specific. who cares if you go to a restaurant and have a shit ton of ketchup with your fries.
The child has zero understanding of nutrition and cooking. arrested hormonal development paired with huge social attention from liberal social media and a tv deal.
poor kids a goner. at least the mom gets her sacrifice
The only thing that ketchup goes on is fries, hamburgers and hot dogs.
Hindus put ketchup on pizza.
so I kind of disagree. ketchup kind of goes with everything. its just tomato with salt vinegar and sugar. it is fundamentally delicious.
but it's like putting ranch on everything. it's delicious.... but it just tastes like ranch....
youre just smothering everything else you made
how much do you weigh?
Oh boy here we go again
She won't be able to hang herself without snapping the rope and if she uses wire it'll just yank her head off!!!FACT!!!
When does he get to meet Dr. Now?
Dr. Who?
Later.
For our lady of butter, saint Ari
hope she appears in the next season
do the reality tv reactor youtubers watch jazz? or is it too fraught with anti-troonyism and anti-semitism?
The producers know /jazz/ is their core audience. No one else will touch it.
jaron wept
SUCH SIGHTS THAT REMAIN TO BE SEEN
Fatkino OP here. I'm really glad for you guys, the more TLC trashkino shows the better. We just got confirmations for new seasons of 600 Pound Life, 1000 Pound Sisters, and 1000 Pound best friends also.
https://www.tvfanatic.com/2022/11/andor-first-two-episodes-to-air-on-abc-fx-freeform-and-hulu/
- I Am Jazz - Tuesday January 24 at 10 pm ET/PT
- My 600-lb Life - Wednesday, February 1 at 8 pm ET/PT
- 1000lb Best Friends - Wednesday, January 4 at 10 pm ET/PT.
1000-lb Sisters - Tuesday, January 17 at 9 pm ET/PT.
what a life
baking fatty threads on Cinemaphile is honest work, but hard work
thank you for your service
where can i stream these lads? my old go to needs a US vpn now.
Jazzbros, were coming home.
pleasantly plump.
fat c**t
>c**t
I wish. More like a festering flatuating blown out dirty dump hole that looks like the frazzled end of a pranksters exploding cigar
It's over
Post that bugeyed israeli granny
/ack/
*sips*
ok
>“I Am Jazz” premieres on Tuesday, Jan. 24, at 10 p.m.
another season bros, cant wait for /jazz/ to return
>struggling on the apps
Doubt. He isn't even struggling on the entrees.
Ayoooo what's poppin
jazzs neovegana
Jazz's body after too many fondue-coated chicken nuggets.
What a lazy fat mentally deranged piece of garbage
hype
>Was just about to post this picture
>it's already here
Based
This had me laughing like a mad man and I only finished the first sentence. I fricking lost the esoteric pasta that gets made for Jazz threads. Frick me this shit is hilarious.
>portnoy's complaint
I mean frick I'm going to end up howling with laughter and educating myself at the same time.
I get this show confused with that e-girl-bait show I Am Shauna Rae, it’s stupid to have two shows with such similar names. So I propose they change the name of Jazz’s show to Hugh Jazz to really push the fact it’s a show about a transgender.
hahaha,
trans "people" are pretty gross lmao
just their overall look and smell
anyone got the "you'll end up where you belong" webm?
found it
Lol, ever college has the ugly girl sorority but even jazz couldn't get into that one.
Listen up you sick frick. Take me for a walk. I'm not going to be able to hang you since you will break every branch.
Was Jazz actually jealous of Skylar or was that just a rumor?
>that shoulder:waist ratio
its so funny that male brains are wired to spot this sort of thing. it is mans folly to think you could trick millions of years of evolution
Thank you based god, I love watching this with my Cinemaphile friends
How does "her" face stay tiny but her body huge??
Literally inflated by drugs and chemicals
>BIG BIG LOVE
I'm willing to experiment...
>feeling down
>remember is still have my penis and a family wants the best for me
life is good, bros
watching griffen's gf be introduced to the family was a real treat. they still together?
What a grim mixture of horror and hilarity as always, cheers /jazz/bros
Guess he wasted money on the breasts since he got fat anyway.
Imagine you're a lonely liberal KHHV and this fat troony actually convinces you to be her boyfriend. You think, "Well it's better than nothing. I'm open-minded, I guess."
Then you go over for dinner and meet her family. They're serving meatloaf, but Jazz doesn't partake. She dumps ketchup on a plate of donuts and begins stuffing her face. Her mother pipes up and she starts asking the exact dimensions of your penis and when she finds out you're above average, she gets excited because you'll be able to dilate her well, and she begins telling you how carefully yet forcefully you should frick her son's neovegana as not to create a bleeding, shitty mess all over the bedspread.
Her brothers smile in unison and nod as you uncomfortably answer Jeanette's questions, grinning at you with their signature blank expressions. Her father stares down at his plate, simply moving the food around on his plate, not saying a word. You wondered why he looks so thin, but you're realizing he's lost his appetite and probably often can't eat.
That's when you feel Ari's foot under the table rubbing against your crotch.
Believable until the last line.
My favorite part of Jazzy's Circus of Horrors is when the based chad showed up at their car wash
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I always wondered who was making these threads
watching the surgery episodes now and jazz actually refers to his neovag as a "wound" when explaining dilation. top heh.
I'm just glad he's not dead. Hopefully there will be a redemption arc otherwise he's going to die soon.
>redemption arc
the only redemption that could happend would be if he kills jeanette
what could redemption even look like? i think the only thing keeping him alive is the delusion the he is a woman with a vegana. if he loses that he'll an hero on the spot
He could champion a huge anti trans campaign with his real life documented to show for how horrible it is. He won't get his dick back but his story could maybe be a large platform to discourage children and parents from doing this shit.
Punished Jaron: A Man Denied His Penis
>POP!
In my head I hear a zipper slowly opening coupled with the electric fence snapping at the T Rex paddock in JP.
play at the same time
JP timestamp is 1:41 incase embed doesn't work
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>QUIET, ALL OF YOU!
>They’re approaching Gallagher Medical.
So good to be back. I missed you guys, /jazz/
It's weird how the body is fat but the head is normal. It's like they surgically attached a normal persons head to a fat body.
He's a big guy.
>beautiful
>every shape and size
Why tf is the zoomer generation so fricked? Why is everything COPE? They don’t even pretend to notice reality
If beauty is at every shape and size, why would one need to chop off one's dick and grow boobs?
Test
i want to save ari
i honestly don't get how you can watch this for entertainment. i am genuinely physically repulsed by jazz i hate seeing him on the catalogue. its not even his being a troony (though that does contribute) he's just SO FRICKING FAT. i may have to filter these threads.
Big Fat Jazz is the only reason to watch this, anon. You're missing the whole point.
What is Jazz's major? Such a bright young woMan has so much potential. Maybe a STEM Degree, Medical, or Law.
I'm excited to see what Jazz brings to this world Anons.
he's on 19 different medications on daily basis anon. I doubt that would ever happen
Nonsense, Harvard is the most prestigious university in the world. They wouldn't have given our gal a seat on the roster if she wasn't up to the caliber.
100% certain its just gender studies or something like that
i dont care how sad it may be to admit this but i have not been this excited in a very long time. posting in /jazz/ last season was very enjoyable
I always wondered how this creature would survive alone, without family or a tv crew helping him out every step of the way. Say, move him out the countryside in Albania for example, have a few cameras set up to follow him around. According to the statistics I guess he wouldn't survive, but it would be interesting to see
He could survive for a couple weeks on his fat reserves alone.
more like a pack of wolves could survive on his fat reserves alone
You know, I used to be really apathetic towards troony's. It was one of those "Oh it doesn't harm me so why care" kinda things but /jazz/sisters... you changed that.
My eyes have been opened to a harmful and disgusting practice of mutilating people that needed help, not their dick cut off or hormones replaced.
May /jazz/ threads never die.
It's tragic. There are so many steps where someone should have intervened but I guess there was so much money involved that not even the parents care. As long as their little daughter is a tv star and they get paid, all is fine.
I agreed but I've seen it in points were money isn't involved. I also a have a friends that works in the field of youth mental health and you have so many kids that are desperate for some kind of affection, that they turn to degenerates online that convince them to do irreversible harm to themselves to become something they're not. I don't hate transgender people, they just make me sad.
>I don't hate transgender people, they just make me sad
i wish i could say the same but then they go and push other kids to do that shit and thats just inexcusable.
hes obviously fat on purpose because it makes his boobs look bigger
i seriously think the weight gain started as a way for his subconcious to prevent the surgery. there was no way he could stand up to his mother on this issue and he would have felt that he was letting millions of people down. it was what his whole live was leading up to and his only hope of escape was to get fat.
hope we get more season trailers. last years were pretty funny. i loved the dramatic reveal of how fat he was.
>it's a jeanette episode