Jazz Bros! We are back!

“I Am Jazz” premieres on Tuesday, Jan. 24, at 10 p.m.

Jazz returns home to Florida after her first year on her own at Harvard and has been working on her social life, entering the dating scene and struggling on the apps. While trying to be independent, she receives a death threat upon returning to college, and her parents must step in. “I Am Jazz” is produced by This is Just a Test.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My 500 lb Life: Jazz Edition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My 500lb trans life
      FTFY

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Harvard
    wow jazz must be really smart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for you

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Beautiful every shape and size
    Except dick shaped

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Harvard is just a total joke now. Only took 20 years for a national institution to turn into a freakshow zoo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just like every other prestigious institution. I don't respect any universities anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how their admission policy against white and asian people don't apply to a certain subset of """whites"""

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stop noticing things

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re only 1% of the population they’re a minority despite having all the money and power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did a year of graduate studies at Univeristy of Florida (apparently ranked like top 20 nationally)
      Its just a paper mill for Indians/Asians
      They outright allow cheating since they make a killing off the foreign kids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing Asians, in a while they'll have coaching classes everywhere on how to write letters for admission claiming they're transracial furry homosexuals and hate Republicans or whatever.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eunuchs make my dick diamonds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      haha imagine forcing his face into the mattress while you wail on his gargantuan bloated ass, his meaty blubber rippling with each thrust

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will not

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >His
        You will never have sex with a hot troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      h-hi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      h-hi

      haha imagine forcing his face into the mattress while you wail on his gargantuan bloated ass, his meaty blubber rippling with each thrust

      I’m sorry you’re all mind broken degenerate. I’m more sorry for your parents

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how long until Jazz Onlyfans?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather see Nicocado's blown out butthole again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Morbid curiousity would generate a lot of income in the first week or two

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even nikocado has a steady audience with his botched butthole. I bet this one will generate even more income.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all of my Mexican cousins look like this, guys and girls.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM JAZZ: Premieres on Tuesday, January 24th at 10pm ET/PT
    >After her first year at Harvard on her own, Jazz returns home to Florida for the summer and asserts her new-found independence. Jazz works on getting better at asserting herself in her social and dating life as she goes on several dates, including a speed dating event with her longtime transgender friend Jojo, who now goes by Jaclyn. But ugly remarks spring forth on Jazz’s dating app and she realizes she will always have to contend with haters. As Jazz embarks in more social activities, her mental health issues come back into play, culminating in a breakdown. Her mom tries to find the best way to support her youngest child, and on the advice of a psychic, Jeanette steps back for Jazz to grow. However, when Jazz receives a death threat when she returns back to college, her parents step forward in high gear.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >her longtime transgender friend Jojo
      I am Jazz: Jojo's Bizarre Genitalia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        JJBG: No Balls Run

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kino inbound
      Sounds like Jazz has gotten a taste of the real world.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and on the advice of a psychic, Jeanette steps back for Jazz to grow. However, when Jazz receives a death threat
      Holy kino!
      Captcha: J4AAAJ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >haters
      This is just a cope word for people who can't emotionally handle when not everyone agrees with them. There's no such thing as a hater.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dating life
      wonder who jeanette paid to date his ladyboy son

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >wonder who jeanette paid to date his ladyboy son

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >her mental health issues come back into play, culminating in a breakdown

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly remarks
      Do those remarks pertain to Jazz being a troony, or to Jazz being a whale?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >she realizes she will always have to contend with haters
      Rope when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeanette steps back for Jazz to grow
      Must be afriad Jazz is getting ready to pop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its me, i'm the hater she has to contend with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and on the advice of a psychic
      Please tell me that’s not a typo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit jazz was ever on a dating app. We would have found him, SOMEONE would have found him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Someone needs to find him and infiltrate his life in order to aquire nudes for us.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here are the current projected requirements for upkeep, if anyone should take up the task

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was raya

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          who is matching with a 300 lb troony on a celebrity dating app

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Other fat celebrities

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No one, hence the mental health issues that only a psychic can help with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >But ugly remarks spring forth on Jazz’s dating app

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O
      I
      N
      O

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >jazz has a hard time dating, same as every other season
      there's just no way this will compete with the mangling arc. unless they can get jazz's suicide on film then the denouement has passed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I'm gonna miss it bros.
      Hopefully I can see S9 with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >receives a death threat
      Alright, which one of you is it? I know it's someone from here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone on Cinemaphile try to sabotage the last kino ever?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >sabotage
          "Death threats" will just make them double down and talk about how Jazz needs to stay on air to keep up the fight and show that the haters still exist, need to keep going to not let the haters win.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jazz receives a death threat when she returns back to college
      the death threat

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    will they show him and his family freaking out when Desantis won bigly in Florida

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did he become such a slampig?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick his breasts are so suckable. Wtf.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Be honest Cinemaphile, paper bag over his head, don’t have to do anything with the faux snatch, would you motorboat and or suck on that fat rack?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, because I'm not a homosexual. Too many of you have been browinsg this site too long that you unironically have been brainwashed.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Brainwash deez nuts in your mouth

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based Jazz is bloatmaxing for his detransition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >detransition
      he got his dick cut off I thought

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no problem they can just make an inflatable hot dog from his butt cheek skin

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i thought balloon animal strap ons were restricted to second life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is no going back.
      He cut his wiener off.

      At most he can become a real life Reek

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no harvard kino
    I figured. They didn't want to show him being a lazy fat moron and still getting a passing grade. It's impossible to flunk out of the ivy leagues

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How's the wound though?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Popping

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe this shit is still going

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like it's a bad thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It ain't over till the fat ladyboy swings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CARLOS!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The ride never ends baby

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is dilating?
    What does "dial8" mean?
    Why is that fat bignose man wearing a dress?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Neoveganas are wounds that start to heal on their own after a while, so you need to "dilate" them for the rest of your life. Personally I'm not sure exactly what that entails, never looked into it. But since most trannies are obviously the most worthless and pathetic men, they get lazy and skip their dilations, and hilarity ensues.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Neoveganas are wounds that start to heal on their own after a while, so you need to "dilate" them for the rest of your life.
        Wait, trannies need to dilate for the rest of their lives? I thought it was only for a few years.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. You're hooked for life on drugs, surgeries, corrections, adjustments, counseling, all for the rest of your life.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Think of a neo-vag like an ear piercing. If you leave a ring out for too long, the hole closes up. Ya know, because your body knows that hole isn't supposed to be there and tries to heal it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >trannies need to dilate for the rest of their lives?
          correct

          >I thought it was only for a few years.
          it is

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ACK!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Trans sistas…how will we ever recover?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ, this gives me the creeps more than any other horror movie or book ever has

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Real body horror stuff. Scares me too.

          This fatty will end up 100% killing his parents before necking himself

          Jaron has no body strength left. Also can't even rope because he's too fat for it. Probably will be pills.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bear with me, anon, for there is so much yet for you to witness.

          [...]
          >Neoveganas are wounds that start to heal on their own after a while, so you need to "dilate" them for the rest of your life.
          Wait, trannies need to dilate for the rest of their lives? I thought it was only for a few years.

          It is eternal. For after the vessel dies, its soul shall continue to self-harm until the hole is properly stretched to fit the humongous phallus of their Bullish demon-god, and in supreme ecstacy, bear the unholy seed that leads to its premature deliverance into oblivion, eons before the final death on the Lake of Fire.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        de·spair
        /dəˈsper/
        Learn to pronounce
        noun
        the complete loss or absence of hope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BOOBIE LOOTAVELI ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
      IF YOU AIN'T UP ON GANG NOT TOO LATE
      AT MY SHOW, JUMP IN THE CROWD LIKE LU-KANG
      BEEN AROUND THE WORLD FOR A YEAR SO MY VIEWS CHANGED
      b***h I'M A STAR LIKE THE ROOF IN A NEW WRAITH

      Ironically he looks like what jazz would look like if he didn't Troon out and became a SoundCloud meme rapper. They're even both from Florida kek

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty fatty 2 by 4
    Can't get through the kitchen door
    Fatty lubed his hole with butter
    Will be a woman never never

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    >she

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Jazz is a modern eunuch. When eunuchs lose their genitalia they swell up very large.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is genuinely no way this boyb***h is intelligent enough for Harvard. What gives?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >israeli
      >troony
      he was a shoe-in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You think college is based on intelligence?
      Kek

      College acceptance and graduation is based on your social score not your iq score.

      Your social score is determined by your race, gender, and ideology.

      Negative social score traits are
      -Caucasian
      -Asian
      -American Born
      -Male
      -Heterosexual
      -Having both parents
      -Parents are hetero
      -Healthy
      -Christian
      -Catholic
      -Mormon

      Positive Social Score Traits
      -Non White
      -Female
      -Immigrant (legal or illegal)
      -Obese
      -Gay
      -Atheist
      -Muslim
      -Raised by Single Mom

      Untouchable Positive Social Score Traits (these give you a free pass through life on easy street to with literal free money and game and government protection)
      -Black
      -Trans
      -Muslim
      -Gay Parents
      -Raised by Single Black Mom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man they’ve done such a good job at pulling one over that you didn’t even consider the #1 positive. By far the most overrepresented group in the Ivies are israelites and it’s not even close. It’s so bad that it practically feels like the damn near automatic admission of gay black illegal immigrant trannies is just a smoke screen to let in more long noses.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >“I Am Jazz” is produced by This is Just a Test.
    Kek, reminder that that's actually real.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.cameo.com/recipient/61e341531bc90ddf1020bed1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey janny!
        >I love Cinemaphile AND I love Hellraiser!
        How have I not seen this? Kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          /jazz/ won.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        30$ well spent

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get the feeling he doesn't believe in the shit he's forced to say.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You opened your box, we came.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WE HAVE SUCH SCARS TO SHOW YOU

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YES

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jazz been eatin so much cornbread

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes fat
    >starts advocating for fat acceptance
    lmao

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This fatty will end up 100% killing his parents before necking himself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no he is too out of shape to get both
      Hope he gets the mom though

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >”I Am Jazz” premieres on Tuesday, Jan. 24, at 10 p.m.
    Cinemaphile is healing.
    We have such sights to show you.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, he got fatter.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah sweet, my man made horrors beyond comprehension kino is back!

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*sigh* Somehow, /jazz/ has returned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Forgive the phonepost.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >willingly let son chop his wiener off after mother pumped said son full of drugs and brainwashed it to thinking it could be a girl whilst being a baby
      >noooo not a heckerino tattoo as an adult

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao
        you know the editors are self aware. fricking real life body horror show.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These people are pure evil
          Holy shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you know the editors are Cinemaphile posters.
          ftfy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jazz's mother is a lunatic and his father is completely spineless.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Face of a man who feels guilty for the Moloch sacrifice. The fame and money isn't worth the horror.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't jazz get his dick chopped off as a baby because the rabbi mutilated him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. All the hormones and meds he was on his entire life left him with a micropenis — described about the size of a AA battery.
      The micropenis did not provide enough flesh to create the neovag.
      It’s all in the show.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the circumcision thing is what I have believed for like 5 years. I guess someone just lied to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’d say the greater problem is the stump of his prostate still getting morning wood.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does jazz do anal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's all anal for him (2 buttholes)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imagine a grown man with a baby penis lel
        still would've been better than chopping it off for what the frick festering wound he has now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of David Reimer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that was the John Money thing. I guess I conflated them.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the apps

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HAIL JARRON

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At what point does he have to legally change his name to Big Band Jazz?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well there is a 50% chance she’ll swing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a greater than 50% chance he'll have the blues

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for /ourguy/ to get even more broken

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Xander comes out of the closet arc
      >Xander Onlyfans arc
      >Xander gets HIV arc
      >Xander commits murder-suicide arc
      kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Xander claims gay so he doesn’t have to take linebacker troony bbc
        Hopes are high for the 8th season of TLC’s smash hit I Am Jazz!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not gay bros where we at!

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick it, just post jazz breasts

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically think he looks better obese

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically think he looks better obese
      any porn from this homosexual? i remember wathing him as a child and i knew it would end up like this, most of these people will either kill themselves or be eternally unhappy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The hero of season 7 was the black troony porn quest guy.
        The hero of season 8 will be the anon that successfully goes on a date with Jazz and produces some porn with him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. We need to let them know how much we appreciate how big and bigger Jazz can get.
      I'd call it a She and watch the stupid show all day long.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We lost an ugly little boy and gained a whole ton of Jazzkino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what happened?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it all started when he was born

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this troony shit started in the early 19th century with Hegel

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, I thought there was a troony in genesis

            That a troony is mentioned in Gilgamesh

            That the earliest human remains were trans?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ironically, this is the use of Hegel’s dialectics to subvert proto-Christianity (so Judaism) and the scientific method / verification principle

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >making fun of how trannies insist there’s eons of history of global transgenderism is subverting Christianity

                get help man.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ah you were being satirical. But the trannies are genuine when they do what you’re satirizing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That’s the joke.

                And considering all these threads do is make fun of trannies…

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                False.
                We discuss TLC’s smash hit I Am Jazz.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We lost an ugly little boy and gained a whole ton of Jazzkino

      >tfw no big soft powerful jazz mommy to crush me to death with their warm sexmeat
      I suffer not living in Florida.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how this sickening slab of flesh rolls out of bed each morning, flattening the array of dilators and hormone pills littering his Harvard dorm floor. He slops downstairs past knowing stares, giggles, whispers that he has learned to shut out but which still invade his subliminal mind. He trundles on to class regardless, a giant, man-shaped shadow clinging to his feet like a streamer of toilet paper...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >jazz enters dorm
      >jazz's roommate is searching everywhere
      >jazz have you seen my dildo?
      >oh yeah sorry, i left my dilators in the cafeteria so i thought i would use your dildo
      >jazz reaches down and pulls bloody gore covered dildo out of his front anus
      >here hope you dont mind
      >roommate has to suck it up and act like everything is fine
      >no problem sis
      >jazz downs a gallon of chocolate milk while roommate cries under the covers

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Charlie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Died from decapitation, its spirit was then transferred to its brother. Now it lives on as one of the Nine Kings of Hell. HAIL PAIMON

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because a little prostitute and uploads provocative images online.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Any nudes or penatration?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has a only fans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His only good picture is hashblocked on Cinemaphile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Link.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to Charlie?

        Here's your "passable" troony, bro.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is wrong with those hands? is that even a real person?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ape hands
          APE HANDS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I never got why people post this in response to trans people. The hands in that image belong to a woman.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              troony rugby stars weren’t a thing when that episode was made

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's skin looks like a ghoul from Fallout 4.
          The face makeup must be 20mm thick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Died of sepsis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >15

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      itscharleyelizabeth
      tspollypocket

      He does porn now.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its been well documented cut an animals balls off and they become fat and lazy
    >trannies in 2022

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just remembered I really need an update on the Naesa/Noah relationship

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >transition just to Architect your shit up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. We need to let them know how much we appreciate how big and bigger Jazz can get.
      I'd call it a She and watch the stupid show all day long.

      we must get more architects onto the executive branch at TLC, its the only way bros

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the hypnosis episode was telling

    jazz literally says whilst "under" that it was a gay male who wasn't accepted by the people around her so was forced to change. I shit you not go look it up on YouTube.
    Mental.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pumped about it honestly.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    brehs...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the holocaust should have happened

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They mangled a kid on live television to appease what used to be an internet-only minority. The future is now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      scary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you will jerk off the wound

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like how no one has an issue with the fact the doctor still has his penis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What, like, pickled?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I turned your dick into a pickle, Jazz
          >IT'S PICKLE DIIIICK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Marci bowers never transitioned. He still has a penis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >marci bowers tells you that the more skin you have the better
      >immediately get fat

      How has no one made this connection

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      L Y N C H I A N
      Y
      N
      C
      H
      I
      A
      N

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this doctor has now said that no child who has undergone a surpressed puberty will EVER orgasm
      >this doctor is currently head of WPATH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like ketchup, Cinemaphile?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >jazz uses the most ketchup
      >is also the biggest red
      pottery

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        His feet are bigger than his brother's.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's a big hoss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the violent shit floating around jazzs fat brain knowing he'll never be as cute as that girl or ever his own old ass mom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      as if the serving size of ketchup is the problem. absolutely insane.
      you shouldnt be having ketchup unless you pair it with something specific. who cares if you go to a restaurant and have a shit ton of ketchup with your fries.

      The child has zero understanding of nutrition and cooking. arrested hormonal development paired with huge social attention from liberal social media and a tv deal.

      poor kids a goner. at least the mom gets her sacrifice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that ketchup goes on is fries, hamburgers and hot dogs.
        Hindus put ketchup on pizza.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so I kind of disagree. ketchup kind of goes with everything. its just tomato with salt vinegar and sugar. it is fundamentally delicious.
          but it's like putting ranch on everything. it's delicious.... but it just tastes like ranch....
          youre just smothering everything else you made

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how much do you weigh?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy here we go again

  48. 1 year ago
    CreepyThinMan

    She won't be able to hang herself without snapping the rope and if she uses wire it'll just yank her head off!!!FACT!!!

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When does he get to meet Dr. Now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Who?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Later.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For our lady of butter, saint Ari

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hope she appears in the next season

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do the reality tv reactor youtubers watch jazz? or is it too fraught with anti-troonyism and anti-semitism?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The producers know /jazz/ is their core audience. No one else will touch it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        jaron wept

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SUCH SIGHTS THAT REMAIN TO BE SEEN

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fatkino OP here. I'm really glad for you guys, the more TLC trashkino shows the better. We just got confirmations for new seasons of 600 Pound Life, 1000 Pound Sisters, and 1000 Pound best friends also.

    https://www.tvfanatic.com/2022/11/andor-first-two-episodes-to-air-on-abc-fx-freeform-and-hulu/

    - I Am Jazz - Tuesday January 24 at 10 pm ET/PT
    - My 600-lb Life - Wednesday, February 1 at 8 pm ET/PT
    - 1000lb Best Friends - Wednesday, January 4 at 10 pm ET/PT.
    1000-lb Sisters - Tuesday, January 17 at 9 pm ET/PT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what a life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        baking fatty threads on Cinemaphile is honest work, but hard work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your service

      where can i stream these lads? my old go to needs a US vpn now.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jazzbros, were coming home.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pleasantly plump.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fat c**t

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >c**t

        I wish. More like a festering flatuating blown out dirty dump hole that looks like the frazzled end of a pranksters exploding cigar

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post that bugeyed israeli granny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /ack/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *sips*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >“I Am Jazz” premieres on Tuesday, Jan. 24, at 10 p.m.
    another season bros, cant wait for /jazz/ to return

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >struggling on the apps

    Doubt. He isn't even struggling on the entrees.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ayoooo what's poppin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      jazzs neovegana

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jazz's body after too many fondue-coated chicken nuggets.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a lazy fat mentally deranged piece of garbage

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hype

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Was just about to post this picture
      >it's already here
      Based

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This had me laughing like a mad man and I only finished the first sentence. I fricking lost the esoteric pasta that gets made for Jazz threads. Frick me this shit is hilarious.

      >portnoy's complaint

      I mean frick I'm going to end up howling with laughter and educating myself at the same time.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get this show confused with that e-girl-bait show I Am Shauna Rae, it’s stupid to have two shows with such similar names. So I propose they change the name of Jazz’s show to Hugh Jazz to really push the fact it’s a show about a transgender.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha,
    trans "people" are pretty gross lmao
    just their overall look and smell

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the "you'll end up where you belong" webm?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      found it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, ever college has the ugly girl sorority but even jazz couldn't get into that one.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen up you sick frick. Take me for a walk. I'm not going to be able to hang you since you will break every branch.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was Jazz actually jealous of Skylar or was that just a rumor?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that shoulder:waist ratio
      its so funny that male brains are wired to spot this sort of thing. it is mans folly to think you could trick millions of years of evolution

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you based god, I love watching this with my Cinemaphile friends

  70. 1 year ago
    Hey

    How does "her" face stay tiny but her body huge??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally inflated by drugs and chemicals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >BIG BIG LOVE
        I'm willing to experiment...

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >feeling down
    >remember is still have my penis and a family wants the best for me
    life is good, bros

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watching griffen's gf be introduced to the family was a real treat. they still together?

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a grim mixture of horror and hilarity as always, cheers /jazz/bros

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guess he wasted money on the breasts since he got fat anyway.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you're a lonely liberal KHHV and this fat troony actually convinces you to be her boyfriend. You think, "Well it's better than nothing. I'm open-minded, I guess."

    Then you go over for dinner and meet her family. They're serving meatloaf, but Jazz doesn't partake. She dumps ketchup on a plate of donuts and begins stuffing her face. Her mother pipes up and she starts asking the exact dimensions of your penis and when she finds out you're above average, she gets excited because you'll be able to dilate her well, and she begins telling you how carefully yet forcefully you should frick her son's neovegana as not to create a bleeding, shitty mess all over the bedspread.

    Her brothers smile in unison and nod as you uncomfortably answer Jeanette's questions, grinning at you with their signature blank expressions. Her father stares down at his plate, simply moving the food around on his plate, not saying a word. You wondered why he looks so thin, but you're realizing he's lost his appetite and probably often can't eat.

    That's when you feel Ari's foot under the table rubbing against your crotch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Believable until the last line.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of Jazzy's Circus of Horrors is when the based chad showed up at their car wash

    ?t=156

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always wondered who was making these threads

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    watching the surgery episodes now and jazz actually refers to his neovag as a "wound" when explaining dilation. top heh.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad he's not dead. Hopefully there will be a redemption arc otherwise he's going to die soon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >redemption arc
      the only redemption that could happend would be if he kills jeanette

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what could redemption even look like? i think the only thing keeping him alive is the delusion the he is a woman with a vegana. if he loses that he'll an hero on the spot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He could champion a huge anti trans campaign with his real life documented to show for how horrible it is. He won't get his dick back but his story could maybe be a large platform to discourage children and parents from doing this shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Punished Jaron: A Man Denied His Penis

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >POP!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In my head I hear a zipper slowly opening coupled with the electric fence snapping at the T Rex paddock in JP.

      play at the same time
      JP timestamp is 1:41 incase embed doesn't work

      ?t=101

      • 1 year ago
        sage

        >QUIET, ALL OF YOU!
        >They’re approaching Gallagher Medical.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So good to be back. I missed you guys, /jazz/

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how the body is fat but the head is normal. It's like they surgically attached a normal persons head to a fat body.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >beautiful
    >every shape and size
    Why tf is the zoomer generation so fricked? Why is everything COPE? They don’t even pretend to notice reality

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If beauty is at every shape and size, why would one need to chop off one's dick and grow boobs?

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want to save ari

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly don't get how you can watch this for entertainment. i am genuinely physically repulsed by jazz i hate seeing him on the catalogue. its not even his being a troony (though that does contribute) he's just SO FRICKING FAT. i may have to filter these threads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big Fat Jazz is the only reason to watch this, anon. You're missing the whole point.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is Jazz's major? Such a bright young woMan has so much potential. Maybe a STEM Degree, Medical, or Law.

    I'm excited to see what Jazz brings to this world Anons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's on 19 different medications on daily basis anon. I doubt that would ever happen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsense, Harvard is the most prestigious university in the world. They wouldn't have given our gal a seat on the roster if she wasn't up to the caliber.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      100% certain its just gender studies or something like that

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care how sad it may be to admit this but i have not been this excited in a very long time. posting in /jazz/ last season was very enjoyable

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered how this creature would survive alone, without family or a tv crew helping him out every step of the way. Say, move him out the countryside in Albania for example, have a few cameras set up to follow him around. According to the statistics I guess he wouldn't survive, but it would be interesting to see

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He could survive for a couple weeks on his fat reserves alone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        more like a pack of wolves could survive on his fat reserves alone

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I used to be really apathetic towards troony's. It was one of those "Oh it doesn't harm me so why care" kinda things but /jazz/sisters... you changed that.

    My eyes have been opened to a harmful and disgusting practice of mutilating people that needed help, not their dick cut off or hormones replaced.

    May /jazz/ threads never die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's tragic. There are so many steps where someone should have intervened but I guess there was so much money involved that not even the parents care. As long as their little daughter is a tv star and they get paid, all is fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I agreed but I've seen it in points were money isn't involved. I also a have a friends that works in the field of youth mental health and you have so many kids that are desperate for some kind of affection, that they turn to degenerates online that convince them to do irreversible harm to themselves to become something they're not. I don't hate transgender people, they just make me sad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't hate transgender people, they just make me sad
          i wish i could say the same but then they go and push other kids to do that shit and thats just inexcusable.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes obviously fat on purpose because it makes his boobs look bigger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >marci bowers tells you that the more skin you have the better
      >immediately get fat

      How has no one made this connection

      i seriously think the weight gain started as a way for his subconcious to prevent the surgery. there was no way he could stand up to his mother on this issue and he would have felt that he was letting millions of people down. it was what his whole live was leading up to and his only hope of escape was to get fat.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hope we get more season trailers. last years were pretty funny. i loved the dramatic reveal of how fat he was.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a jeanette episode

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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