Jeremy Renner

He's always just "there". No one actually cares about his presence.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wang whereabouts?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wasted

      bepis status?

      blasted

      Ejaculation Situation?

      ended

      Phallus Status?

      phased out

      Shaft analytics?

      shredded

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Up until the snow plow accident this guy was lucky as frick to have the career he had. He made bank by being "just there" like you said, somehow making his way into various big budget franchises.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the accident help his career?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to say

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S weird how he's in 28 weeks later basically playing the same character.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bepis status?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder to not tell Jeremy Renner to "have sex, incel". It offends him for some reason.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he has the presence of his own penis, is what you're saying?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His The Town character was much more interesting than Affleck's.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not there anymore
    It’s GONE!!!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ejaculation Situation?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did not like it when Hollywood started pushing him as an action star. He was in one of the Bourne movies and I think they were attempting to have him take over Mission Impossible. Hawkeye grew on me though.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here to explain how bad the situation is guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like bald robbie williams

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Briefs briefing?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phallus Status?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy bros... I think the wiener is missing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To shreds, you say?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's GONE. I've been looking everywhere for it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proboscis percentage?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a phallic report on your vector, Victor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roger that, Rodger, dick appears to be missing. Dick out.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him. I used to like him before he was an Avenger but even after that he seemed cool next to the rest of the schitzos in the cast. That interview with Don Cheadle and Brie Larson and she nudges him in a friendly way and he breaks character and gets angry and says “don’t touch me.”

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peawiener status?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true he lost his penis in a snowplow accident?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too true, I'm afraid. Twas the frigid cold winter of '23 if I recall correctly.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically one of his early roles was a guest spot in Angel, where a room full of cops were getting briefed on him as they were about to try to hunt him down. But he was in the room the whole fricking time and no one noticed him until he started to kill everyone.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was good in swat

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh and wind river

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that time when israelites thought he could take over the MI franchise
    >or the Bourne franchise
    This absolute charisma black hole must have sucked an insane amount of wieners

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hurt Locker was so based love that guy Renner.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone talking about his weiner?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaft analytics?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schlong song?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Renner played one of the cutest, most likable indie nazis

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite thing I've seen of him is in Louis playing the sleazy neighborhood pot dealer in the early 80's Boston suburbs

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dong disposition?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wiener condition?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in SWAT I could never tell him and Colin Farrell apart when they were in the same scene. The ending fight is at night in a train yard and it's basically impossible to tell what's happening.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rod report?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Removed

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Jeremy Renner, Breckin Meyer and Devin Sawa were the same person until recently. They’re so forgettable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Breckerino stealing dead Bob Saget’s girlfriend
      https://ew.com/breckin-meyer-and-kelly-rizzo-make-public-debut-couple-8559149

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me then

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Testicular tabulation?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the bollock bulletin? What's the meat-n-two-veg he-said-she-said? Will he feature in Todger Today magazine?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like someone never downloaded the jeremy renner app...

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the Slavic curse

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Urethra update?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inside out

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wear a diaper

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glans gestalt?

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usb dongle capacity in bytes?

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