Jerry, these are LOAD BEARING WALLS

Jerry, these are LOAD BEARING WALLS

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To this day I still have no idea what Jerry was thinking there

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like when Kramer is making a giant fricking turkey sandwich at Jerry’s and Jerry comments on how much he’s using and Kramer just has this goofy grin on his face and says “I have a big appetite”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=nF73VV1ZhqsRCvIf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        takes half a bite and spits it out
        classic Kramer!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well it was probably pretty dry and bushly like he said

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jerry needs to get some mustard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bushly
            bush league, anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol I always assumed he meant it was dry like a bush

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve never had a sandwich with the toothpick and olive in it before. I think I’d probably start uncontrollably giggling if someone put one in front of me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have autism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I always knew I was different but I just didn’t know how

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was Kramer just going home after the one bite? I always assumed he was going to get Dijon from his place but I think he might just be leaving kek

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MACKINAWWWW PEACHES, JERRY

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i like to strain the sauce

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >load bearing drywall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't worry, we insulated the stairs
      >no more cold feet

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this made me lose my shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      such a good reveal joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The double take is the best part

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it implies they're gay and Newman makes fun of that it's not funny in 2024

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even current Seinfeld don´t care

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always loved Newman’s apartment. Doesn’t he have like random posters of like a tomato or other food?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek at the amount of ice cream cones and shit but I swear there is some random ass poster near the door of some food

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            newman is a very eclectic postman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a shit load of condiments on his table. He wouldn’t even attempt to clean up for Elaine? Looks much nicer here

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pretty sure he's not in love with Elaine yet in that episode, the one where they kidnap the dog

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn’t there a theory out there that the reason Newman hates Jerry is because he was dating Elaine when Newman was completely in love with her?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Newman isn't in love with Elaine at the start and he's already on bad terms with Jerry. I think the conflict escalates with the non fat yogurt debacle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fat character likes food
            >has a phone shaped like a hot dog
            it's so stupidly simple and good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek at the amount of ice cream cones and shit but I swear there is some random ass poster near the door of some food

          >T. Rex poster
          Good thing it wasn't a Dilophosaurus.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't laugh, it isn't funny.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible apartment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it works

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait if he lived right next door to the diner ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kramer slept in the kitchen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk I don't think I could get into character if I didn't need to go outside before getting to the diner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait frick so the hallway was much wider this entire time? whoever made that diagram should be fricking shot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        immersion ruined

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the real question is how did they get the cast to all fit inside?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit just how big is Jerry?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now I'm scared

              Shrink ray

              That's just a model of the set.

              Which one makes more sense?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's just a model of the set.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shrink ray

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *folds apartment in half and pushes a pencil through it*

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quark from DS9 was the caddy in the caddy and he said the cast were all wienersucking buttholes to him that's a quote

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s FOAMING at the MOUTH!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the idea of Kramer running the slicer and being so proud while not seeing any meat sliced

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOAD BEARING WALLS
    load bearing drywall

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what color shirt are you wearing?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He puts them on a dental chair.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jerry, these are LOAD BEARING WALLS
    This joke was originally in "Fawlty Towers".
    I always thought Seinfield was derivative

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they stole the Major Gowan rant from The Germans and gave it to Michael Richards for a Seinfeld comedy bit outside the show too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the based episode where they shit on that Irish carpenter and his dumb potatoes head workers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's the Kenny Rogers Chicken episode.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld was pure Chud joke's all the time I wonder if networks will start to ban it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ban the highest grossing television show of all time
      yeah okay guy

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve always heard it’s forgiven if you accidentally eat something that isn’t kosher or didn’t know it was in it. It’s not like she was allergic or anything. What I don’t get is how do you not taste fricking lobster in scrambled eggs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn’t know what lobster tastes like, and she was kind of distracted by seeing a ridiculously small peener

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was IN THE POOL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, he was into the pool, big difference

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing a small penis makes women lose their appetite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jews love finding loopholes in their own doctrine
        it's why they invent things like light switches that operate on a delay so somehow you're not turning on a light or hiring shabbos goy
        imagine the hubris thinking that when asked by god why you didn't obey his laws, you can say that he should've tightened up the wording so there wasn't any wiggle room

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are there any other shows as quotable as Seinfeld?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simpsons
      Scrubs
      Sopranos

      Notice something in common? They're all from around the same era
      It was a different time after all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and they all start with the letter S

        coincidence? I think not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I've ever seen any quote scrubs except for here in Cinemaphile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's true but it's also a result of the internet age
        film and tv created "memes" before the internet and everybody quoted adam sandler/jim carrey lines or even fricking commercials

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simpsons is the only one in the same league.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What? You're babysitting? I'm more responsible than you!
    >Don't be ridiculous. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MANDELBAUM MANDELBAUM MANDELBAUM
    IT'S GO TIME

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