Jessica Jones

So this character exists to be raped by a super villain and satisfy Brian Michael Bendis's desire for Luke Cage to be with and impregnate White chick.. am I getting that right?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whatever helps you sleep at night.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Bendis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >impregnate a White chick
    ftfy OP. Got your back.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did she consider dressing less provocatively? Practically asking for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how your mum had you after all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sick burn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you were laughing when you wrote that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They killed that moronic chink didn't they?
          They spent hours talking shit in that documentary but they can't even build a buildign without id imploding in a year with how shittily the idiotic untrustworthy morons build things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? I mean thats how all women have children. Yours as well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no u
          is that the best you could come up with? pathetic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No? I said all women, im including my mother as well. Are you moronic?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you moronic?
              One of us is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pulls a no u after expressing his disproval on how pathetic he finds it
                You definitely are moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting
                Sure bud.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chudcel seething
                lol lmao, couldnt even last 5 posts without buzzwords. Alright champ ima bow out here. Keep seething k thanks.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're too moronic to see that I've been farming you this entire time. Now sit down and think about that, junior.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but you would have to go back to r*ddit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >writes chudcel (wtf that even came from)
                >complains about buzzwords
                kys Black person

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to restart autistic drama from 9 hours ago
                Did he really leave you seething for that long?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i just got here, muttson, not that I could give a frick either way

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both of you

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can she fly

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Pretty much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does some ghanian child have to do with anything?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post the mom butthole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also why is her hair pink

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody answered

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this character exists
    I thought she faded away into obscurity and 'exists' like Debrah Whitman exists.r

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish, but sadly the shitty TV show gave her a popularity bump because capeshit live-actiongays love eating garbage.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reads her wiki page
    I'm surprised Alan Moore or Kevin Smith didn't right it, those rape apes love shit like that.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion but I think she should become israeliteel again. Her being a b***hy PI without a costume is such a relic of the 2000s Smallville era style superhero stuff. And she KEEPS doing superhero stuff anyway so it's not like she's staying retired. Just give her the costume and the cute pink hair

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My only interaction with this character is the tv show.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, unironically. She's a terrible character and everything about her is terrible. Even her archnemesis is a joke.

      I think she should get killed by some spiteful writer and never come back. Happened to much more interesting characters, so why not?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Happened to much more interesting characters
        name 5

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could kind of see that. The drunken self-sabotaging leather jacket wearing badass shtick seems anachronistic in 2024. Give her a costume that's more appropriate for a 30 year old mother of two and keep her normal hair color, but Jessica becoming a superhero again could be a good arc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to redeem her from her Bendis roots, you need a villain who's not from Daredevil's trashbin and isn't a regurgitation of the same woman drama of "muh emotional trauma".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon, millenials are mothers now. there are plenty of completely normal boring moms who happen to have dyed hair, wear a leather jacket and go to comic con with their families.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jessica wouldn't dye her hair, though. She thinks it's cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luke Cage is in the same situation. I get the tiara look might not work well these days, but at least get him a fashionable haircut, some sunglasses, and his old yellow shirt. He's been running around as generic black man for two decades

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, she exists because he was blocked from using Jessica Drew.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hence the
      >satisfy Brian Michael Bendis's desire for Luke Cage to be with and impregnate White chick
      part, since he couldn't use drew

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually she exists because Marvel wouldn't let him use Jessica Drew.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what makes a man become like this
      If only i had a pattern recognition sense.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis is the one that really laid down the foundation for shitting on Beast's character assassination. the greatest example of character assassination in Cinemaphile history

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fraction, Ellis, and Aaron got there before Bendis.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might as well go all the way back to Lobdell and Nicieza then. Beast has been on the downslope for decades.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          90s Beast did nothing wrong, just willing to let Sinister use unethical science for the greater good, these are the kinds of moral compromises Marvel heroes are known for. Fraction was the first guy to make Beast not-fun by having him act like a b***h at Nightcrawler's funeral because he was mad at Cyclops's kill squad, Ellis had him responsible for killing an entire city, Aaron had him join Wolverine's school knowing about his kill squad because he held Wolverine to a different, lower standard than Cyclops, Bendis dotted the i by having him be dangerously reckless with time travel just to stick it to Scott and having the Watcher himself pop into his bedroom to call him the worst person he's ever met.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brian Michael Bendis' desire to be impregnated by Luke Cage
    FTFY

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened with her kid turning purple?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like to call out Hickman on his cuck fetish but Bendis did it first and worse

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they picked too hot of a chick to play her in the show

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She exists because Bendis wanted to use Jessica Drew but wasn't allowed to so he just changed the last name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've just let him.
      We'd have one less superfluous character and it's not like anybody actually cares about Jessica Drew as a character.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drew getting Hopeless'd is still a better fate than getting fricked in the ass and impregnated by Luke Cage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Hopeless' SW actively going out fighting villains while pregnant?
          I hate Jessica Jones in every form, and I doubt even she is that moronic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She had a bullshit suit that protected the baby.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You take that back!

        All kidding aside, what happened to 616-Drew's baby?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate to be the guy who brings THEM up, but I bet Marvel is feeling really stupid, killing off Ultimate Jessica with the rest of her universe instead of using her to pander to trannies.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think 1610 Jessica would work for that. She's a biological female. Just has the memories of a biological male. She's not gender-confused, she's gender-swapped.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All kidding aside, what happened to 616-Drew's baby?
          Gary was kidnapped by Hydra and then artificially aged up to work for them. He was last seen escaping.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jessica have any good comics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Jessica-Jones-Blind-Spot
      This mini was good

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You dont get It, bendis wants to be the girl and get a BBC in the ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does one get a british news organization in the ass?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By forgetting to pay for your telly loicense

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brits have a tv license?

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GAY

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does bendis want to frick spiderman?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You got it right

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brian Michael Bendis's desire for Luke Cage to be with and impregnate White chick
    How on earth do you get pregnant from Anal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luke rawdogged her in the ass and then stuck it in the vag for the creampie. She did say he could do anything he wanted.

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