>Jesus Christ, That's Aschf Lshtshfum!

>Jesus Christ, That's Aschf Lshtshfum!

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HFyB6jY.jpg

      >Jesus Christ, That's Aschf Lshtshfum!

      No one cares about Russian culture.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans also can't do a proper English accents. Seems like you guys don't care about any country except America (and Israel, ofc)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My uncle went to Jerusalem because hes a fundie moron and his favorite part of israel was the University of Alabama store he found.

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jason bourne is 53 years old in two weeks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn’t look like a 50yo man

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >USSR

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched this for the first time this morning.
    Supremacy was a snoozer. Identity was good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Supremacy was a snoozer
      get some rest pam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek
        Good one.

        [Spoiler]but they didnt have to kill off Lola Rennt in the first 10 mins[spoiler]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ULtimatum is much better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      identity is the best because the rest feels the same

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is Ashch'f Lshtshfum? Is that some sort of hebrew name?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just switched keyboard to Russian and typed "Foma Kiniaev"
      Which creates Aщьф Лштшфyм (complete nonsense that is also unpronounceable and just sounds like you're spitting)
      instead it should be Фoмa Киняeв

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know cyrillic and knew it was nonsense (hence my transliteration), it didn't occur to me that the morons had gone and typed it on a cyrillic keyboard as if they were using a qwerty keyboard.

        I've never understood how goofs like this end up in films. It'd take a few basic minutes of checking to make sure you've got it right, why peddle nonsense?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't care.

          >They just switched keyboard to Russian and typed "Foma Kiniaev"
          Some guy got paid to do this. It also passed through several people and got into the final cut.

          They don't care. They never bother to do any research when it comes to Russia. It's always a mysterious land as if the iron curtain is still on
          we just laugh at it usually

          do mericans do this with every other nation in the movies? or just ruski

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >research
            I did

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see any Ushankas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because, it's warm inside, you better read something about Salyut 7

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >picture of an astronaut isolated and lonely away from home, surrounded with patriotic paraphernalia on a special occassion
              Wow I guess

              Women having an "a" at the end of surnames is a complicated concept for anglos.

              But why? Don't they have Mexico right fricking there?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do Mexicans have different surnames for men and women?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no because the surname is just your grandpa's name or something
                but spanish language has gendered suffixes, of which the female is "a"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >picture of an astronaut isolated and lonely away from home, surrounded with patriotic paraphernalia on a special occasion

                But Bay depicted literally the same image, but russians and their cum lovers are seethin for no reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we're not seething, we laughing cause it's never been different
                anyway i just grabbed this off of google images as an example but it's not the best one

                dead language

                that's not Ukrainian

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The monke chimp-out cemented Ukrainian, bruh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Surnames ending with "-ov" or "-ev" are Russian. Adjectives can also be Russian surnames,
                Ukrainian surnames usually end with "-ko" or sometimes "-yuk".
                Polish surnames ending with "-ski" are also common in Ukraine, but can be found in Russia too. That's just a little rule of thumb, there's a lot of exceptions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about that.
                I'm talking about how the war in Ukraine boosted Ukrainian patriotism and anti-Russian sentiments there and the number of people who started using Ukrainian is growing, so it's not a "dead language".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. Well it will be by the end of this year anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aнyc cтaвишь?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                2 more weeks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is it December 17th already?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Surnames ending with "-ov" or "-ev" are Russian. Adjectives can also be Russian surnames
                Wrong as frick. Stopped reading after that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Russia is more distant than most, but we treat all foreign countries pretty similar in like they're mysterious other worlds.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As a Ruski, I found both of these hilarious and not offensive or insulting. American actors trying to speak Russian is an absolute travesty though, even when they do their best it's an ear-rape.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://voca.ro/1byeA5LantPM

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was 100% percent not an American speaker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To someone in the late 90s, checking meant going to the library or some russian culture center. People weren't as internet savvy back then.
          So you're some Hollywood prop guy. It probably never occurred to you that other countries may use a different keyboard layout. So why go through the effort of doing research or when you can just change the keyboard settings on your PC?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because you have passion in your craft?..
            There is fairness to this point, but only because it was the 90s.

            Nowadays, thought, there is absolutely NO excuse to have a character in your movie called "Natasha Romanoff" when one Google search can tell you that's not how female surnames work, so that you can fix that and not make her sound like a weird troony
            >but she was called since the 19-
            don't care, retcon it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Women having an "a" at the end of surnames is a complicated concept for anglos.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well the movie will use her comic book name.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Google search can tell you that's not how female surnames work
              English doesn't recognize family name affixes. When a Russian woman moves to the US she automatically becomes a troony. It's part of the deal.

              Huh that's some good forensic analysis. Are you Jason Bourne?

              Not him but it's pretty obvious if you're slavic. Ironically, there are layouts that closely correspond to qwerty, all they had to do was choose Russian (phonetic) and it would have worked (mostly).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                киниaeв still looks pretty awkward, but it'd be better for sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They just switched keyboard to Russian and typed "Foma Kiniaev"
        Some guy got paid to do this. It also passed through several people and got into the final cut.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh that's some good forensic analysis. Are you Jason Bourne?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be Foma Kiniaev.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a guy from a Cyrillic country this Hollywood representation of the alphabet is always cringe. The faux Cyrillic, this made-up sequence of letters, Jesus frick.
    I would understand if it's some Chinese alphabet or the Georgian one or something more exotic like that, but it's is half the same as the Latin alphabets, it's such a moron thing to do.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >WojackBlack folk are atheists
    Ironic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That guy is a self-admitted troonyporn-coomer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hardened brainwashed CIA assassin
    >AIEEE THERE ARE SOME NIGLETS HERE!!!
    Really?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amazing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dead language

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the body was never found
    BWEEEE
    BWEEEE
    BWEEEE

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how he had a Brazilian passport. No chance in hell he’d pass for Brazilian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do white people get immediately murdered after birth in Brazil?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If a black guy handed you a Japanese passport, you’d be suspicious, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's a bigger disparity though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but it’s a disparity nonetheless. as a spy, he’s supposed to be flying under the radar. A pale-as-chalk Brazilian who probably has a non-native accent is likely to draw a lot of attention

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be suspicious if a black guy handed me any document.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chris Tucker is honorary asian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if he was in Santa Catarina maybe

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Гдeшьфeгь.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did the same shit in The Wire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They just switched keyboard to Russian and typed "Foma Kiniaev"
      Which creates Aщьф Лштшфyм (complete nonsense that is also unpronounceable and just sounds like you're spitting)
      instead it should be Фoмa Киняeв

      https://i.imgur.com/HFyB6jY.jpg

      >Jesus Christ, That's Aschf Lshtshfum!

      Happened in the Avengers too, in the opening(?) scene with Natasha. Like, how fricking long and expensive it is to find a russian speaker that'll correct you? 20 bucks, one minute of work?

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