Jesus fricking Christ! Just what is going on on the new season of True Detective???

Is this any way for an officer to interrogate a suspect? I thought she was going to kill him!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cocoa butter?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soot and ass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      succulent

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black pussy always has a very fishy odor. Very thick discharge when they get horny as well.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not fishy from my manh experiences with black hookers. Definitely one of the more "pungent" races of pussy though. Spicy BO smell is how I would describe it, and the have the hottest (in terms of temperature) pussys. They do smell the worst of all races by far, although I haven't fricked an Indian which I would imagine would stink.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do women really wear a bra during sex?

    t. non sex haver

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they're insecure about their breasts. Common with wonky tit girls.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes if they don't like their breasts. Other times, you just get right down to it and the shirt doesn't even come off.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get right down to it and the shirt doesn't even come off
        So you're saying my fetish is real?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my exs used to have absolutely amazing breasts but always wore a shirt to bed and during sex. If I took it off her she would complain about being cold.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your partner is still cold while having sex
        lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If I took it off her she would complain about being cold
        This shit makes me diamonds. When I first started dating my wife she sometimes used to make this petulant, sulky noise when I took her clothes off and it made my dick do backflips.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually leave the woman’s shirt on because I like sex to feel spontaneous and getting completely naked in the bed feels too formal if that makes sense. Can’t leave her pants on so often I’ll take off my shirt and have my pants just down below my ass and take off her pants and leave her shirt on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have never had sex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wife has huuuuge breasts and I love that boob bounce when she is on top and I pull the shirt over her head

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you also left the TV playing to watch Discovery Home & Health in the background to complete the whole 'obligatory married sex' experience?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one who has had sex wants a woman to leave any clothes on. They look & feel amazing, especially breasts. I don't want israeliteelry or even their hair up. Sex is literally me going wild over how nice they look/feel. It's not some biosocial exercise to show how 'cool' you are cuz you have gay sex.
        And it IS gay. It's how homos screw each other. Not about a woman's body but some mutual exchange of energy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when that was a thing in movies and tv-shows where bra's were a guy's kryptonite because he wouldn't be able to to remove them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the first thing you take off. It's fun watching her breasts when she's blowing you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife does, lately (she breast feeds the baby so they are really sensitive)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wife has huuuuge breasts and I love that boob bounce when she is on top and I pull the shirt over her head

        God dammit shut the frick up nobody cares about your wife, Borat. Go back to r*ddit with that bullshit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy kek
          Indescribably based, couldn't have said it better myself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Start sucking milk out of them. It'll turn her on and make her love you more.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can confirm
          First 3 months after kid was born was some of the hottest sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I insist that ladies are fully clothes during coitus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick fricking through a hole in the sheet I keep the b***h on the other side and frick the sheet my dick klansman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      black women seem to have in disproportionate number that type of breasts that connect really high on the chest and hang low. Like a disconnected ear lobe or what would be thought of as flapjacks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like a disconnected ear lobe
        are we talking getting punched by kimbo slice and your ear gets disconnected or just?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my ex in college was a little chubby and used to try to cover her breasts with her hands/arms during sex. honestly her insecurity just made it even hotter, especially when she'd get too excited to care and let them loose. she eventually realized how awesome they were and much i loved to suck and frick them though so she had to break that habit. it backfired though because she started wearing low cut shirts, got her nipples pierced while i was out of town, and eventually cheated on me. then she moved to california and became a vegan dog lady, destroying her breasts in the process. thanks for reading my blog, smash that subscribe button and make sure you hit the little bell

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a rollercoaster, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the moral of the story?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't go out of town

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          suck on some fat breasts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A riveting tale. If only all blogposts were of such substance!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks brother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its common, especially with older women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You slip your penis through your boxer slit and pull her panties to ankle. Than you say you can’t find the whole and she guides you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No?

      My girlfriend insists on being completely naked, and me too. If I don’t take my pants off fast enough she gets antsy and starts pulling all my clothes off in a huff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive had sex with plenty of women and i never let them get on top and ride. stupid position feels like nothing and is only pleasurable to the women. idc about that shit. also the few times i did do it the girl bent my dick in a weird way that was painful

      >t. non circumsized chad

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit bait

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          unironically not bait. explain to me how it feels good? the girl just rubs her clit on your pelvis and rocks back and forth. theres no constant thrusting unless youre literally doing the work. when a girl just rides ontop shes wasting everyones time.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very true. The only benefit of cowgirl is when you’re doing it raw and you cum in her and you can blame the position for not being able to pull out in time

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's nice even when they just hump you. My GF would do that to try and get me hard.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your wiener is inside her. When she moves back and forth, so does it. Unless you have a micropenis, you're still getting stimulated.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to read larp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the first item of clothing to come off during sex or when she first gets home

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes, if you care that much, just remove it, it doesn't matter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the only times it's sorta realistic. The night I lost my virginity she kept her top (and jumper) on because it was the middle of winter and fricking freezing.
      But when they're in la or anywhere not freezing it's very unlikely

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes yes, sometimes no
      depends on the situation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The breasts are the first things that come out, 100% of the time. It's just a TV fantasy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are some christian communities in the south where husband never sees his wife naked. She will tell him to turn around when she's changing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not often, in my experience. Some have body image issues and would prefer to wear one. I love sucking on breasts though, so unless she's quite adamant about it, I tell any woman I'm with to gimme access to them. Often it's a given though.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keep your bra on baby i don't want to see anything that identifies you as female
    Oh yeah that's the stuff.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh massa gonna make me squirt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh massa gonna make me squirt
      Coincidentally the exact opposite happens. She's the dominant one in the scene, taking control and riding forcefully on top. She grabs his hands and holds him immobile so he has to sit there and take it as she aggressively forces him to orgasm seemingly against his will

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Expectations subverted yet?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh massa imma make you squirt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jodie Foster’s gonna FREAK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they just made S2 Annie again, with less butt sex? Except now shes also black...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          S2 was the peak and a great season but people don't want to admit it even years later due to being morons.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Serious question
            Do you actually think S2 is better than S1
            I see people say it all the time but never offer any reasons, they just say it filtered millions
            Genuinely what did S2 do better than S1 for you?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It had actual adult themes, a setting I found to be more palpable, the immature and lame supernatural blueballing was out, the characters seemed more well rounded, even supporting cast was memorable, pace was razor sharp and there's no fluff in the series, it all leads to something. S1 had these "Look Marty is such a stud!!" plotlines and it just made the show a chore. S2 also has that neo noir LA grimdark feel which I found way more engaging than the locations in S1. The ending is also way more profound and well rounded than S1 which felt half-baked and childish with it's conclusion. S2 is misery porn but not without respite and that's where S1 failed. It overloads you with misery then like a pregnant woman in her mood swings tells you all is le good out of nowhere. S2 doesn't waste time, it doesn't beat you over the head with it's themes and the characters feel like real people, not caricatures. Which is surprising considering the whole deal was that S2 would have more big name stars. Vince was great and so was Collin, the other two feel like diversity hires but they redeem themselves in the end and are great characters who add to the plot and their stories are interesting, the gay guy more than the lady but still. It doesn't deal with nonsensical supernatural stuff it never actually wants to pay off, the big bad is just a bunch of corrupt rich people fricking others over. Brutal and plain. They're not even pedos, the hookers were an angle to uncover the fact that an entire city's police department was corrupt to the teeth and that they killed a family just to finance an investment into a rail road. It's fricking great how simple all of it is yet incredibly realistic. It's an actual detective crime drama, not le spooky schlock that never even pays off it's blue balling.

              I hope that suffices, anon

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with a lot of what you said but
                >drops the supernatural stuff
                >gay cop a better character than Ani
                Both are wrong. Especially the supernatural stuff, yeah there's no allusions to Satanism or ritual pedophiles but it's still there- in the Vince death scene, Collin in the Twin Peaks bar scene, the entire subplot about Ani's father. Plus there's a couple of bizarre dream sequences. It's maybe less supernatural and more metaphysical, and I enjoy it more than S1's supernatural stuff, but it's certainly a big element of S2's construction and the reason so many plotgays have been filtered for 9 years.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good take.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a setting I found to be more palpable
                are you serious? the bayous and country in S1 ooze with atmosphere, while california is super boring

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                midwit take

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                bravo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, I appreciate S2 as well but Frank Semyon was horribly miscast and on rewatching it I can't help but laugh at 95% of his dialogue. and I know that it isn't Vince Vaughn's fault since he's turned in killer performances like Cell Block 99.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frank was the best part of s2 for me.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I can't help but laugh at 95% of his dialogue
              I actually think that was the point. Tries to talk cooler than he actually is. For that matter I think Rust was supposed to come off as at least marginally pretentious.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I can't help but laugh at 95% of his dialogue. and I know that it isn't Vince Vaughn's fault
              The character is written to be pretentious. That's the whole point of his arc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she aggressively forces him to orgasm seemingly against his will
        OH NO PLEASE DONT MAKE ME ORGASM INTO YOUR WET AMAZON PUSSY STRONK WOMAN AAAAAAHHHHHHH

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jews always have to have something subversive. What happened to having normal non-degenerate sex

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        was it rape?

        and that's a bad thing... why, exactly?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hope the 30 seconds was worth it for the 18 years of child support youre now on

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot be raped by a female. It simply isn't physically possible.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She grabs his hands and holds him immobile
        He wanted that, no woman can immobilize a grown man with her bare hands

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        virgin alert

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gross

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot

    hopefully we get nuditykino like s1

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't, except for a fat eskimo girl's ass.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it rape?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was it rape?
      Well it sure as frick wasn’t consensual. He said “no” and told her to stop like a whole bunch of times

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand, it's payback for Le rape over the millenia. You do bad thing if it's done to others of the same sex as you then it's justified and righteous.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did she rape him? He said no and she just kept going

        nothing went up his bum

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Homos attribute the butt to a sexual organ

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no one said it was bum-rape, Mark

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. crustlet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never said it was bum rape anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        virgin detected, he just didn't want to cum so soon. still a garbage feminist scene meant to show that women can be in control sexually

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still a garbage feminist scene meant to show that women can be in control sexually
          You're ignoring like, the hundreds of sex scenes throughout the 2000s where the woman was on top of the man doing that shitty cowgirl grind.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're either disingenuous or stupid, maybe both

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not rape. He never actually said "no". He said "wait" because he hasn't had his full yet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohnonono

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      was it rape?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could've forced her off him at any time. Men can't be raped by women.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. He could've just thrown her off anytime he wanted to. He's a false bottom. It is impossible for a woman to rape a man as they are physically weak.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people actually watched this garbage

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        watched? I was busy jerking off not looking much at the screen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is my fetish but only if she's hot (she's not)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      could have been kino but her face is ugly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not hot.
      What's hot is going right up to the line of actual consent via the power of convincing the other person that you love them and want them. Not actual rape.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      face is gross and she's not sweaty enough
      i hope she grunts a lot at least or this is totally unfappable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are so is insecure lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is replying to a male who named that webm "rape"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it is, assuming he wasn't into it, which he didn't look to be.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't look to be
            Confirmed for homosexual lmao

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are and will continue to be a kissless, hugless, handholdless and sexless.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Better to be a kissless virgin than to get cooties. you can keep your cooties.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          webm is named "true detective s4"
          too many morons are around these days

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well that's the most repulsive thing i've ever seen i guess

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you guys are really sensitive and sheltered if that's the most repulsive thing. hyperbole is a feminine trait.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          cry moar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't even talk shit to him while she holds him down
      women don't know anything about sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes,our eyes were raped by what I can only interpret as visual terrorism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if it were a man raping a woman but it's okay because it's a female POC raping a 'white man.'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sGbKkdG.jpg

      Is this any way for an officer to interrogate a suspect? I thought she was going to kill him!

      bravo hbo, where did you pick up this vile sheboon? was one of the producers looking for some quick action and picked up this street walker? i got infected with 5 stds after opening the image from the op and now my dick glows green in the dark, frick you op

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some HBO exec went to a boxing match and got jungle fever
        That’s it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she's ugly it's always rape. Them's the rules.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEY RIDE NAO?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oooh god not my dick
      >don't clap your plush Black booty on my crotch
      >disgusting, your pussy is gripping my shaft
      >frick, this is rape
      >gross, i'm cumming so hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black bulldyke has to FORCE man to cum or else he woudn't
      How feminist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is one ugly Black.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just make her a dyke at this point? why do this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is. the director said in interviews this show is about jodie and the black woman reuniting. They are exlovers.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sauce?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the triggered soccer mom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait why didn't he want to cum inside her
      Leftist will be very quiet about this. Imagine if it was a man forcibly cumming inside a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant cum in this position i just think of trees...love the spruce

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would makes sense if his dick was already flattened, and she keeps riding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no, don't make me cum in your pussy haha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood is attempting to punish the audience with sex scenes now. You WILL watch homosexuals and ugly tattooed women have unpleasant sex. It's the same reason they put obese women in underwear ads. They want you to feel BAD about what you are seeing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish that was me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a bad actress and not very pretty, but she does have a great ass and knows how to ride so same.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          low test

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      barring this woman's face and trashy tattoos, i have severe jungle fever and want an actual ebony goddess to ride my dick like this
      >t. has bwc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every White man should have a side brown girl or two.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And every black guy should have a side white chick or two. It's based to share.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And every black guy
            Should be in prison where they belong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a Brazilian troony
      BUNDA!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's got some moves. Imagine being fricked by her like that. Her juicy, succulent hips riding you hard till you come

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would get you in prison in Sweden

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're a white male

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that awful lighting that highlights the walls and leaves the characters in shadow
      We need a total and complete shutdown of Hollywood movies until we figure out what the hell is going on with cinematographers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cant overlight a black person anon, that would be racist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yass queen ride that white dick, that will teach men SLAYY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol yeah classic case of a woman raping a guy. happens every day in a virgin homosexual imagination..

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to consider true detective takes place in an alternate universe where women can easily overpower grown men with one hand, she clearly has the physical upper hand, this is rape. Open and shut case

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >takes place in an alternate universe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WAIT, NO, DON'T MAKE ME CUM YET ARGH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did someone shoot her in the face?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    powerful

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she rape him? He said no and she just kept going

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you get your dick up to this. There is this 4/10 Cinemaphile squad with Shitka and that balding troon from Wednesday where I often wonder the same, but this is on a whole new level.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy is pussy, man. When you get it in there it doesn't matter if it belongs to that thing or a cutie, it feels good and you'll probably ejaculate anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, sorry, I forgot that some people don't actually need women to look like women to get excited.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How the frick do you get your dick up to this
      Do you think there's real penetration in movies?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found the dominance and sexual attraction hot, but not the rape and callousness.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the hypocrisy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so utterly checked out of politics (and Western institutions, institutions globally) that I don't expect better. But on a human level, seeing someone vulnerable being mistreated isn't good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      buddy I havent splooged in 8 days, this webm made my pecker go for the moon, even though Im repulsed by lvl 50 female orc warlocks

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did we go from Mammario to this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm for it honestly, Dedario had no ass.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pleb. It looked nice and juicy. Propaganda has warped your perception.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person taste.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you so fricking much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly feet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me in the back

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats a pretty coat she has there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        perfect arches

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if it was her riding someone instead I would coom until I die

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow not enough BBC entering her in this series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apologize to Sarah G*don? The most hated actress on Cinemaphile? This disgusting coalburner? Nope, I don't think so.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having the entire pantheon of famous women to choose a waifu from. Across all time and space, past and present. Actresses, models, musicians, pornstars, anime, cartoons. Any waifu you can possibly imagine. And you choose Sarah Fricking Gadon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think you'll regret spending your life on this website?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Sarah Gadon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon is an aryan princess

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very little is good anymore and if it's a recent installment in a long running series it's now a watered down version. The cultural rot has hollowed out any quality kino and the low effort assembly line of "content" over art has destroyed the modern blockbuster. There was a brief golden age of tv from the 2000s-mid 2010s and that's it. Movies have been shit for almost twenty years too aside from a handful of releases being the exception. Television and films are so fricking over bros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to get so much worse that this shit will be considered good someday.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget videogames

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this will get people to watch our show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this will get people to watch our show
      I mean- I think it probably did. This is maybe one of the most anticipated shows of the last year. A lot of people watched this

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's it. I'm done. No more Hollywood goyslop for me. Why the frick do I keep subjecting myself to this shit? I can't even remember the last time I watched a current year movie or television show and actually enjoyed it. It's probably been 5 years at least.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing I liked was that new Tom Cruise movie and Avatar 2 and that's it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think 2017-2018 was the cutoff point. We still had some good stuff every now and then.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was it for sure. I remember we still had some good stuff. I think 2019 was the ending point definitively.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I'm starting to feel about Cinemaphile.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bazed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the shilling and the desire to constantly hate rather than build, to say mean things as the objective. Genuine lack of curiosity.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree but now I'll let morons seethe at you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I may need to *shudder* cultivate more real world *dry-wretches* friendships. And even actually be honest about what I want in a partner. Ewwwwww.

              Fr though original thought is rare outside the classics. IME, they're the classics because they're unique. Have really actually been getting a lot out of reading Chinese, Latin. And my dalliances into farming money rather than (You)s have been good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really can't believe any of you watched this shit. What did you expect?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really can't believe any of you watched this shit. What did you expect?

      This, basically. I was hoping to be wrong but everything is so bad I'm bored with coming here to shitpost it. Sure would be nice to get a good show once in a while. If a company could figure out how to keep the wokeists out of the production entirely they'd make a billion trillion billion dollars.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they mighr make billions but a critic might say 'the movie wasn't dynamic enough and it didn't challenge the viewers, it was just a "mario movie"'
        and we can't have that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Keep out the woke

        That's impossible for these dumb shits.
        Before the script was even written they added gay, white man bad, mediocrity, boring, cancer ass aids, women POC is the bestest ever, putrid puke, nose mucus, put women in it make everyone of them lame and gay, and finally crusty menstrual blood clots; the kind that's the result of the jab that looks like eldritch abominations.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MASSA

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm sure she has bad breasts but that doesn't stop other actresses from getting them out

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do people actually frame logos of their favorite beverage?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why must everything be so ugly?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a difference 13 years makes.
      our culture is truly in the toilet now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was only 10 years ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhmmm, why must you be a chud, sweetie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feminist bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      leftists rule everything now in media and in turn ruin everything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has every season of True Detective had a woman with their pants off, but still wearing a top ?
      Season 1 had Daddario.
      Did season 2 have McAdams ? Or a different actress?
      Season 4 has the chick with the cheek piercings.
      Did 3 have a similar scene ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont remember any sex in S3 is just remember Ali and Dourif staring at each other for eight episodes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 3:
          After a discussion with his wife, MC had sex upstairs in their room, camera panned to his kids looking at each other and smiling

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why was dourif's character gay?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daddario took her top off you dolt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was disgusting
      breasts out everywhere
      It's crass and immoral and yes, ugly
      Sexuality is ugly

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    megan thee stallion in this role would have been kino

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    good lord
    is pizzaaman doing something else?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched True Detective before, should I just quit after the first season?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the 2nd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're all much worse than season 1, but watching a series means watching Al of it, then forming a opinion about it. It's this that makes you interesting at parties.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you only want kino, yes. s2 and s3 are okay, though. s4 seems like hot garbage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the first two seasons. Give the 3rd a watch if you enjoy it.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch television to escape from my life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your life is getting cowgirled my muscle chicks?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He asks her to wait
    >She keeps going
    Literally rape. Can't believe they would show this smut. The poor victim has stockholm syndrome which makes it even more fricked up.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's so disgusting

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frick that‘s crusty

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >night country was meant to be its own original thing and HBO just told the director to slap the True Detective label on it
    dumpster fire

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he put himself in that situation

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THIS TREND OF SHIT SHOWS PLAYING SHIT MUSIC THE WHOLE FRICKING TIME

    THIS SHIT SUCKS SO HARD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shows for women love doing this because it means the women writers don't have to write and the women actors don't have to act, they can just piggyback off the mood of the song

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Okay Zach just pretend How To Save a Life is playing in the background

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you, Scrubs had a fantastic soundtrack.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This season was written by a Mexican woman, with no previous notable works in the American movie industry, features an old, presumably single white woman who's obsessed with her job, a butch Black person b***h, an underage lesbian girl who gets in trouble for doing sex videos with another underage girl, an ugly blue haired mess of a woman, a you white bloke dating a Mexican or native chick or something with a half cast kid, and an old white man who's importing a Russian wife as the main protagonists.

    This shows DEI scores must be through the roof. Hard to watch, doesn't make me wanna watch ep 2,and everyone saying Hollywood is dead is unironically right. Frick this shit. Shame on Nic palazzo for letting this happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf why is this season directed by a non-nepotism hire???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't google Pizzaman's pre-TD resume.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought that was a fella in op pic and things were getting crusty.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they say that having ugly people in movies is more realistic, but I don't know about you guys but in my life people are never as ugly as people in the movies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you are ugly, goy
      I guess that's the message?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pendulum swung back.
      20 years ago TV people were "too" attractive, now it's the opposite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should see where I work. Fricking horror show.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need sex. It's been months.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's been months.
      Hahahaha. Months! Imagine that.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a dyke? Well, my expectations are subverted.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just dropped it half way into the first episode
    Any scenes with Jodie were good
    Any scenes with anything to do with natives is shit
    They are not some ancient race of honourable mythical people
    They’re ice Black folk who think slapping hundreds of tattoos on their faces and talking about ancient spirits is wise
    Frick this shit
    S1 is the only season worth watching

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >light penetrating darkness

    Why is this so hot to me?

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what went wrong?

    https://youtube.com/shorts/L_ViQt0WvSk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what went wrong

      Everything. They have a woman of color raping a 'white man'. Everything about this series cries, I hate normal in especially white people!'

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't show ugly breasts on prime time

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bestiality is allowed on /television & film/ now????? wtf???

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are s1, s2 good? i want to start the show, but only watch until its actually about killings and detective shit not this shit thats op posted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      s1 is good

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres a new season of true detective? why does hbo keep doing this?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like the HBO asia series called The Head

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a nauseating picture.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon called it last thread.

    The script started as a Terror modernization with a lesbian romantic duo lead and female non-American director to get diversity points on social media. They then bought True Detective IP and paid pizzaman for his name to be attached as exec producer to lure in old show fans.

    But this is not a True Detective show in any way. It only seems more "paranormal" because its reference is actually S1 The Terror, not True Detective.

    I wish Hollywood wasn't so cynical, it's frustrating. I won't even be pirating the rest of the season.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? the terror? that doesn't even make sense

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's just copy pasting shit out of his own arse. The only thing it has in common with The Terror is the same is director of photography.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape that man
    Girlpower

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >obese
    >tattooed
    >pierced
    I don't wanna see ugly people in my film and tv... ffs, I'm ugly myself and can't stand this trend of casting ugly people in popular media.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL AND STUNNING DEAL WITH IT homosexual

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I instantly lose my boner whenever a girl tries that “dominant” (aka dyke) shit in bed and ruins the vibes.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so far it’s more coherent than season 2
    for whatever reason the actual mystery is not compelling. I think it’s because they centered the entire episode around relationships, which mirrors the feminine casting. it’s going to be hard to care about the show if the mystery is just a vehicle to redeem the characters

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the guy telling you 80s action movies were high art.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't mention 80s action movies or high art at all

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... did anyone here enjoy it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am deep diving it right now, waiting for the next IRL snow storm to hit me.
      max comfy
      max enjoying it

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its legitimately gay to sleep with that "woman".

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gave the actress a specific direction to act like she's a troony (but she is not troony?) with a penis penetrating the other man's anus. Her face is very masculine too. All deliberate choices

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would you penetrate the anus in the cowgirl position?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You misunderstand me. I am not saying she is literally meant to be a troony with a penis fricking that man. They're doing this kind of shit purely to be subversive and obnoxious.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I reject your hypothesis. There's no way anyone would think she's a troony fricking a man's butthole in that scene. She's very masculine and dominating though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You misunderstand me. I am not saying she is literally meant to be a troony with a penis fricking that man. They're doing this kind of shit purely to be subversive and obnoxious.

      Are you one of those schizos who sees any sex act and immediately says "This must be troony sex."?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my homie I beg of you to get some pussy

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Forensic team to document possible crime scene
    >Two idiots to show how powerful our woman lead is
    It was really written by woman...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that second person is moronic. The guy is fricking drunk. Big, muscly, very in shape female police officer, who knows tricks about handling people would easily manhandle drunk guy in the way presented in this ep. Also, that complaint about "are you allright?" scene. Jesus fricking christ

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jodie was terrible casting choice. She is too old to be a detective.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dont get it, she's a strong women. The man cries "wait! wait! but she doesnt care, she even smirks because SHE wears the pants, while he brushes his teeth with spongebob.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femdom in tv is actually based because it appeals to the male gaze, women don't like it, men do

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he have a logo of grolsch on his wall? do americans really?

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheek piercing
    Eww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not interested in this and won't be watching because it's an uppity black female character.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is like cigarettes. First they get you addicted, then they unload the dogshit to frick up your mind.

    movies/series are weapons in 2024.

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