Jihad still happens anyway… why did Paul need to marry her?
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Jihad still happens anyway why did Paul need to marry her?
Jihad still happens anyway… why did Paul need to marry her?
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There's no Jihad in Villeneuve's Dune. In fact, Fremen are secular. The word we use is rampage. Also the emperor is absolutely not modelled after Persian Shah. Iran is the enemy of Chosen Race.
He is modelled after the emperor of Russia who the Chechens called "Pachchakh".
>American education
funny how they mention jihad in trailer for first movie but in movie they changed it to crusade. you can still find it.
Same with the Green Hamas flags in the first film.
How about blue Ukrops ribbon for Chani in this one?
>In fact, Fremen are secular
No they arent
The good fremen are.
They literally use the word Holy War, it is a Jihad...which was huge issue for me even in the novel because like OP said, why the frick would he even need to marry Irulan if he was gonna rape the entire universe anyways...at least tell your main b***h you need multiple b***hes or something...
you rape two planets and 50 others change their minds about your marriages legitimacy.
I noticed they never said the name “Shaddam IV” in Part 2, and in the credits he’s just “The Emperor”
But th y didn’t pussy around it in Part 1
to get the throne
Da Pugh moment
She looked hot in that chain mail veil thing.
No you are blind
OINK
Every cashier is hotter then her. And they really miscast the emperor too. And chani of course. Stilgar carried the movie
those subtle neck creases are unf
Imagine you are in a hallway minding your own bussines and this gross slampugh comes walking to you like this, what do?
My apt building looks nicer than that and I dress better than both of them.
slam pig her obviously
>emperors palace
>looks like unfinished Palestinian apartament building
He's playing by "their" rules so that no one has a leg to stand on to claim that his claim is illegitimate.
You have to think about the aftermath, not just the initial conflict.
>le girlboss who is smarter and talks down to the emperor
this movie is full of israeli subversion
>marry her thinking he'll find some white woman to frick for a change
>ugly brown nipples
Truly the worst kind of betrayal.
Now that's some Grade A Slampig after a night out with the lads.
I want to kill every hair stylist that does this to women. Why does she insist on looking ugly when she could be a comfy avg qt slampig?
>So there's this muad'dib fella causing all sorts of trouble on Arrakis right
>Moa what? Is that like some Pocahontus shit?
>Moa-deeb, it's the Fremen name for a desert mouse
>So why didn't you just say desert mouse?
>Well he's not literally a mouse. That's just the name he chose for himself
>Right. And why do we care about him?
>Well he's going around, waving his knife and staring his blue eyes into our soldiers' souls
>A knife? We have guns. Why didn't they just shoot him?
>Well it's not that easy
>What's not easy about it? You have some b***h desert mouse going around with a knife. So you shoot him. He's dead. Case closed. What am I missing?
>Well they think he's their prophet
>Prophet
>Yeah. lisan al gaib
>Listen al what the frick did you just say? You're saying this motherfricker's actually jesus?
>No! Well sort of
>So let me get this straight. We can't control our spice flows, which we need. You get that right? We need this to make money and so that every other house doesn't annihilate us. Comprende? So we can't keep the spice "flowing" because some b***h in the desert who calls himself a mouse is fricking up our shit. And we can't kill him because he's the second coming of christ?
>Well that's a bit of a weird way of putting it. But essentially yes
>Lord oh lord. What did I do to deserve this? Alright, let's send in Feyd
This pic would fit well with the Maisie Williams copypasta I wish I'd saved. Just switch names.
>oi you're that muad'dib fella aintcha?
>*scratches crotch*
that's such an unflattering hairstyle for any woman but especially bad when you have a squat body and a block head
very keyed
Why didn't they use the lase guns on the chopper? If it's because of shields why didn't the spice harvestor have shields?
Why didn't they just use a laser on the harvester to begin with and then frick off?
Lasers seems like an auto win weapon.
Because the shields vibrate and attract the worms (and drive them into a killing frenzy) So shields are worthless in the desert.
There's also some shit about lasers and shields causing mini nuclear explosions, so nobody uses them or something like that.
>snipe a single soldier nuking their entire base
>but dont for some reason
moronic boomer nonsense
(Explosion happen to the shooter)
use a remote controlled drone, like the one that tried to kill paul
why is this a problem for space muslims?
it is not. That's why they are sniping harvesters in the first place.
so why just send abdul to jihad the main base
She's just so aggressively unappealing.
She looks good with make up
Nah, still aggressively unappealing.
If my options were the Pugh and some nappy haired mulatto, or variation thereof, I'd be slamming the Pughie all day and night.
In the book he marries her to gain the support of the greater houses. No idea what's happening in the movie since they don't support him anyway.
>… why did Paul need to marry her?
Because this was the alternative.
What an absolute DOG of a woman.
That’s not even a one-off potshot of her. You can pause the movie at any scene with her and she’s making that stupid confused scrunched zoomer face
I thought that was pretty based at he end he just demanded to impregnate the emperor's daughter after zendaya acted like a total c**t the entire movie
He was FIENDING for that pig pussy!
I don't understand why Pugh catches so much shit around here, I'd slam her until we were both blind
she has no breasts and horrible style
That'll do, Pugh
t. itt
>Photoshoped
>weird angle to hide her fridge fat body
>her upper body still looks rectangular and boob droopy
wouldn't bang
same reason the chick that plays older rhaenerya in house of the dragon does
It's because everyone knows they stand no chance with her, because I am too busy slamming the frick out of her
Personally I would just snort her butthole until I cum handsfree
honestly she's pretty, but she's not a stunner. she's a strong 6 or a 7 on her best day, but go to any bar in any major city on a saturday night and you'll meet 5 women that easily mog her.
I unironically wouldn't.
gay
she looks like shit even in this doctored image, kys
I would marry Pugh
her who? did you mean to post a different pic?
he wants to be emperor and wage jihad, he likes power bro
So i have to pretend this pudgy english girl is genetic aryan queen beauty that is given to paul? And brown ugly chani is his concubine? Why are the women so fricking masculine in this movie?
zenamutt is a complete c**t the entire film I honestly buy it he just claims that slam pig to spite her