Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape

Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiro ponders his assrape
    >gets into his car and drives off into sunset
    >send me on my way by the rusted root starts

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so smug

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a master of his craft, a beta male like you wouldn't understand the overwhelming joy of accomplishment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >craft
        >putting raw fish on rice
        Imagine this being your legacy.
        Gotta give it to him though as he scammed millions from rich retards who willingly pay to get fucked by him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      + tip stupid gaijin
      *spits*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is he so smug
      He isn't. He seems quite miserable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        being miserable is basically all old japanese people
        they're told to work forever even if they can retire, it's some odd working culture intwined in legacy - for example, his sons now running the place etc

        the only 'good' thing is this is why japanese women are some of the most cenitarians because they just work in a field for all their lives. frsh air, rice, water, hard work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the hubris of a man who deludes himself into thinking he'll never face his greatest fear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      charging rich whities for something they can get for cheaper lmao

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be the best in the world at your craft
    >your son is not the best in the world at your craft
    >be disappointed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he didn’t want to make overpriced vinegar rice his whole life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If it's father and son company. Always ask for the father

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ereven thousand dorrar, prease.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nooooooooooo he stab the fishy in such precise ways, you don't understand art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't it's like why graphic designers get paid thousands of dollars for a days work it took them years to do it. If you tried cutting a perfect piece of sushi you'd be laughed at because you don't understand the fundamentals but you probably have no passions or skills in anything like most of the chuds here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't it's like why graphic designers get paid thousands of dollars for a days work it took them years to do it. If you tried cutting a perfect piece of sushi you'd be laughed at because you don't understand the fundamentals but you probably have no passions or skills in anything like most of the chuds here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          smell you from here

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the DVD commentary.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of that tragedy.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >admits on camera that he makes smaller portions for women and charges the same price

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sensible. Only Americans would get upset at this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s illegal in America. Would this actually be allowed in the EU?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kind of makes sense given how the meals are structured, it's basically a speedrun of sushi eating so with a smaller piece you can move onto the next bite a little quicker

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fucks Jiro in the ass for five minutes while he puts no effort into it
    >"That'll be 800,000 yen, gaijin"

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Japanese have this attitude where they act like only ten years into massaging an octopus corpse will you master the art of octopus corpse massaging, only after fifteen years will you learn to properly pressurize some rice, etc. Is this all some weird cope to ensure company loyalty and justify lack of promotion?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What year were you born?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always considered this as a weeb, it'd be most sensible to say it's their HURR ANCIENT CULTURE where taking your time and 'mastery' over things is important. It's also why they charge like $500 for goofy wagyu, ANCIENT ONIONS SAUCE, fugu sashimi masters need to practice for years... hiros kids pretty much only were allowed to make rice for 10 years etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always considered this as a weeb, it'd be most sensible to say it's their HURR ANCIENT CULTURE where taking your time and 'mastery' over things is important. It's also why they charge like $500 for goofy wagyu, ANCIENT ONIONS SAUCE, fugu sashimi masters need to practice for years... hiros kids pretty much only were allowed to make rice for 10 years etc

      It’s called in apprenticeship you dumb zoomers. It’s how the entire world operated up until about a hundred years ago.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking about when we needed blacksmiths and cobblers. By comparison what the japense are doing now is just a grift to charge 12 million yen for a fucking white mango, or a rectangular watermelon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't Americans have any culture worthy of an apprenticeship?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sushi is garbage food made of leftovers to get nips thru the war years.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of the reviews are actual kino

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo dis lil yellow bro wrote spirited away put sum respec on da name

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