Johnny Depp is 5’8”

Johnny Depp is 5’8”

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'4.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally my 5’8” brethren , WE WON

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6'5 here. you can both go frick yourselves, manlets.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm two inches across by nine feet tall

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s enough evidence he’s harmless.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, it's almost like 5'8" really isn't that short and muscles don't matter all that much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >oh bro you're 5'9 too?, just bee urself, works for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a short lanklet who looks more like the cartoon ichabod crane. been lifting for a year. no winona

        I'm not 5'8". I'm like 6'1", little less or a little more.
        And that guy is a fricking butthole homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          DYEL HUNTER

          mog or be mogged manlets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not a manlet and that guy is a c**t. also, he's older than the young boy, they're a different age range

            • 2 years ago
              DYEL HUNTER

              >Literal gods perfect height

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That guy is clueless and men shouldn't take pictures of themselves. Nor should they be tripgays.
                Women like guys to be taller than them, it makes them feel like he's paternal. They'll date guys shorter than them if he makes them feel that way regardless. They judge height based on other guy's height.
                You guys make it all about your 'flesh' and it's feminine as frick. Coupled w/ the cattiness, it's unbearable
                Not my problem as I can claim to be 6'2", maybe higher

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is the moderator of r/fitness, Phrakture. You may have seen his Greyskull variant before. I've busted a couple of guys claiming to be 6'0 before.
                >meet coworkers for drinks after work
                >girl asks me how tall I am
                >I'm 6'4 but tell her I'm 6'0
                >another dyel manlet tells her he's also 6'0
                >take tape measure out of prank bag
                >suddenly he has to leave
                >calls into work the next day
                >we don't ever speak of it again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you do that? Use women as weapons against another guy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't be a teenage girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      DYEL HUNTER

      lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've been lifting for a year. Student of Cinemaphile. Everyday I see more and more thru the gay haze.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          160/265/315/385 P/B/S/D @190 lbs
          zoomers have taken over my gym this summer

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks height matters when you have wealth and clout

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just gotta find smol girls

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jealous much? Johnny depp has been playing guitar with Jeff beck this week. Just won millions.
    What have you been doing?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hahaha roasts defintely care more about height than looksmax

  11. 2 years ago
    DYEL HUNTER
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literal gods perfect height

    But he has also facemaxx and hairmaxx

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he Tom Cruise? ARE THEY ALL TOM CRUISE?!??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always were…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most "pretty" actors are manlets, yes. Most guys with enough hormones to exceed 6 ft. look ruggedly handsome instead. Consider some of the most well-known cases

      Manlet actors:
      >Cruise
      >RDJ
      >Depp
      >Elijah Wood
      >James McAvoy

      Tall Actors:
      >Hemsworth
      >Jon Hamm
      >Vince Vaughn
      >Liam Neeson
      >Clint Eastwood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elijah Wood and RDJ aren't pretty boys and Depp is not near as short as them. They're all 5'5" and under. Maybe McAvoy is 5'6"
        Jon Hamm isn't that tall.
        And Hemsworth had gay face; now he has roid face. MCU has him a cheesy male stripper type w/ flowing hair and voluptuous muscles. Women act stupid over him and have fun but they really want to be with Loki. It's heterosexual men who think Thor is some sex god.
        >inb4 cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw someone tries to tell me I'm not pretty

          also Downey wasn't always 50 years old and Hamm is like 6'2 which is taller than most people and especially tall for Hollywood

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough. Elijah Wood is one of the few hipsters I like. But I wouldn't even call Cruise a pretty boy. I guess Downey was back in the 80's. Not like Depp or McAvoy tho

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnny Depp is 5 foot 8. He's tiny. I think we all have that one friend who goes around, bark bark bark, but no bite. He didn't pose a threat to anybody.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based hes just like me

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought he was 6 feet or atleast 5'11 but turns out he was always 5'9. Pitt is 5'11. I guess it doesn't matter if he's 5'9 since he mogs most men face wise and status wise and money wise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he';s not 5'9 he's 5'8
      it doesn't matter if someone is 5'8.99 they are 5'8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was 5'9 but old age he lost an inch and now he's 5'8.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most actors are manlets. Something about having a big head on a small body is good for film. So I've heard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >having a big head on a small body
      Me right there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't write the first one. I'm new to Cinemaphile. Was on Cinemaphile just for advice. I turned 18 back in February

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey buddy no need to bring up a serious mental disease. Since when is it okay to call people autistic?

        Look I'm gonna be straight with you. I know this comment karma thing is tough but do you really need to use such inappropriate language? I'm sorry I can't support this. You must be new. That's okay, I like breaking in the newbies. You see friend here at Reddit.com we have a tool called the upvote. This tool has a counterpart which we will get to in a moment. The upvote is a way of contributing to our community and showing that you agree with the comment or submission that was made. Now to the counterpart, the dreaded downvote. It has a sort of ying-yang relationship with the upvote if you will. The downvote tool is used from everything to saying "I don't agree with your comment." to "Go frick yourself you piece of shit your opinion is invalid until you have done the independent research your account should be suspended by the mods." (The latter would apply in this situation). So now that you understand a little bit more about the upballot/downballot system, you will be able to have more consistent voting patterns and this will allow a better representation on what really 'bacons the narwhal' (lol if you're curious about the origin of this phrase pm me)in our community.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know that Paul Dano is 6'5? His face looks like it belongs on 5'7 manlet, but he's huge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic Paul Dano

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5'7'' to 5'9'' is peak male performance

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    manlet bros.. we keep winning

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forgive fate for making me 5'4''.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe women care about height... maybe they don't...
    but why are we making EACHOTHER feel bad about it? we live in a world that does not give a single shit about men. the male suicide rate climbs and nobody bats an eye. sure society doesn't care about us and we are expendable. but do we really have to not care about eachother? shit you don't even have to say "You're perfect king" just don't bring the next man down.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'7. What's going on here then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'1". We're not Johnny Depp

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