Joker got them powahs

Could you give the Joker superpowers satisfactorily?

Which power or combination of powers would you accept? Cosmic powers? General regeneration?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoon power.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just, Who Framed Roger Rabbit powers in the ostensibly "real" world?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something like that, maybe a little grounded so no one would know if he's actually have some kind of magic power or just clown around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make him like Joker 2.0 from that one episode of The Batman, where he can shapeshift, turn different parts of his body into weapons, multiply and grow/shrink in size. Give him weird reality-breaking cosmic clown powers. Except of course he would be ‘mortal’ and not made of nanomachines, son.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Neat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just, Who Framed Roger Rabbit powers in the ostensibly "real" world?

      no one here has read the crossover of joker and the mask?
      I don't even read comics I just have a fetish for the mask that lead me into that

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make him like Joker 2.0 from that one episode of The Batman, where he can shapeshift, turn different parts of his body into weapons, multiply and grow/shrink in size. Give him weird reality-breaking cosmic clown powers. Except of course he would be ‘mortal’ and not made of nanomachines, son.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's already immortal and his chemistry skills and general inventiveness makes him a gadgeteer in terms of superpowers
    You could give him a healing factor to make the immortal thing make more sense. Miller already kind of did that in DK2.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inspector Gadget-styled cyborg with an arsenal of gag-themed weaponry built into his body.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give him the power to resurrect ad nauseum. Oh wait, he always has that.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >guy actually wanted people to pay to take pictures with him
    why are csoplayers such narcissist's

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's already got some kind of healing thing and general resistance to poison, right?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give him head exploding laughter powers.
    Like in the good ol days...

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A power based on his cards maybe. Like the ability to summon henchman from the cards or teleport to his cards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's an intriguing idea.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Farting bats

    Every time he farts, a bat comes out

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there an image of this dude getting upset about people comparing his cosplay to another.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's different cosplay. The one that got buttmad over people thinking the porn parody Joker looked better then his cosplay. Also he got busted for being an actual pedo.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mystical Zoan Fruit Type Nika

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joker already has superhuman amounts of good luck on his side or able to project tons of chaos/bad luck against his opponents but this is from writer's fiat. If you were going to officially enshrine this train as a superpower it'd be something like Dominos or Black Cat's power acting at a subconscious level. A good mirror to hold up against Batman who constantly finds his planning and knowledge thwarted by the clown's seemingly random buffoonery.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The power to live in a society

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Emperor Joker was pretty good imo

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has The Mask superpowers but there is a geiger, like Spawn, that needs to be charged by laughter. Funny stuff cost less power and laughter slowly fills it so he can do supernatural stuff like throwing razor sharp cards, stun or kill somebody with a hand-buzzer, smack somebody with a poinson pie and etc. He doesn't really prepare all the stuff previously, he simply cast them into existence with his power and after it exists, its assumed that he prepared it previously. He is not as much as a genius planner, but a freak with a very convenient superpower.

    And it feels precisely opposite to Batman's rationality and preparedness.

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