There's plenty of good comebacks already, but the morons in these threads will circlejerk over whatever shitty response they come up with for Ornella and pretend she wins regardless.
Yes, indeed I am not a handsome man Ornella. But that means Hollywood studios hire me because of my acting talent alone and I don't have to rely on my good looks to get a job like a certain Tv show hostess. Good looks that fade every day, little by little. Which weren't even good enough to get the actress a better job than a second-rate Tv show at the peak. I guess we each have our own cross to bear, Ornella. But yours will get heavier day by day.
>Now, why would you say that? Why would you say that? C’mere, c’mere. Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Hang on, Jonah, it’s ok. Hang on, wait a second. What’s funny about that, Ornella? It’s ridiculous. Do you like making less of people? Is that, do you, do you like saying mean things to people? That’s, that’s really... Hey, no no no, don’t go to commercial. Don’t go to commercial. It’s incredibly rude. Jonah’s here giving you an interview, and answering your questions, and you say something really nasty. You’re a jerk.
>heh... sure you can try, but I'm pretty sure Leo is not into trannies. >*lights cigarrette* *inhale smoke* >and thanks for leaving me out of it *exhales smokes*
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? You were talking shit about my friend Jonah right? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fricking carefully now you stupid French b***h. You disgusting prostitute. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...
*miles dogs you*
>Yeah Ornella... haha... you're right... I'm a fat frick... haha
Jonahbros win every time
this. a chuckle at your own expense is worth a million gay retorts
>Hahah, ooof Ornela that hurt haha, that hurt!
Only way he wins. Nobody remembers this after the show is over.
if he had actually said that it would've sounded so sad
4D chess to get pity from the audience... Jonahbros NEVER lose.
>literally wins if he wasn't so far up his own ass
kek
Yjk ornella is thinking about getting railed by that bull behind Jonah
projecting
>Ornella, more like Orbella! you're very beautiful Ornella, im sure my friends would be happy to have sex with you haha
Kill em with kindness Jonahbros
>haaa haa wow ok ha ha good one I hope brad and leo are watching ha ha
There next topic after this icebreaker: jonah's success in movies
>yeah this will give you some training for your BLACKED audition
we did it Jonahbros
U fat
Brah
There's plenty of good comebacks already, but the morons in these threads will circlejerk over whatever shitty response they come up with for Ornella and pretend she wins regardless.
post them then if you're so confident
I guess when some women can't attract male viewers with their looks anymore, they need to use insults to stir drama, Ornella.
needs more time in the oven
Men don't like 30 years old ovens, Ornella. They prefer younger models, especially Leo.
name 1(one) good response.
>I am not your pimp
>Oh, is it because I'm israeli?
Yes, indeed I am not a handsome man Ornella. But that means Hollywood studios hire me because of my acting talent alone and I don't have to rely on my good looks to get a job like a certain Tv show hostess. Good looks that fade every day, little by little. Which weren't even good enough to get the actress a better job than a second-rate Tv show at the peak. I guess we each have our own cross to bear, Ornella. But yours will get heavier day by day.
team jonah cope
Wasn't the Tom Cruise one the one that defeated Ornella?
>Now, why would you say that? Why would you say that? C’mere, c’mere. Why would you say that? Why would you say that? Hang on, Jonah, it’s ok. Hang on, wait a second. What’s funny about that, Ornella? It’s ridiculous. Do you like making less of people? Is that, do you, do you like saying mean things to people? That’s, that’s really... Hey, no no no, don’t go to commercial. Don’t go to commercial. It’s incredibly rude. Jonah’s here giving you an interview, and answering your questions, and you say something really nasty. You’re a jerk.
And jonah looks like a b***h who can't defend himself.
*slams you on the ground and pins you*
What now, tough guy?
>*slams you to the ground and hugs you*
What did he mean by this?
jonah gays have to literally manipulate reality to """win""" lmao. there is no victory for jonah, thats the point. he is eternally miserable.
ORNELLA I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
>IF I WERE A BAD FAT c**t I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU NOW WOULD I?
>ornella u a b***h
>jonah u fat
and so they argued for all eternity
Funny enough Jonah seemd like a b***h at the end of the night. On top of being a fat
>heh... sure you can try, but I'm pretty sure Leo is not into trannies.
>*lights cigarrette* *inhale smoke*
>and thanks for leaving me out of it *exhales smokes*
Sneed
The cigarette is a nice touch but might need a better zinger
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? You were talking shit about my friend Jonah right? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fricking carefully now you stupid French b***h. You disgusting prostitute. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...
ths is the best one
fat
shut up
>well ornellia, my religion does not allow me to eat shellfish and by spreading your legs i'll be commiting a sin by the smell of it