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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hot dinner

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You show me a paystub for $60,000 right now and I'll come work for you

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leo is a chad, he probably gave half of it to Jonah

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And were these 60,000 paid entirely in cheeseburgers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      paid in surfing lessons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OH N-

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        at first I was wondering why he tried to surf such a tiny wave then I realized that's from him falling in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you a million dollars that he cannot stand up on a surfboard and uses that thing like a boogie board or bodyboard. What a fat fricking whale joke of a person. I went through that phase too, when I was 13.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He can actually, he surfs little green water on his longboard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MORE TIME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was solved years ago
      >I think they prefer younger women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heh. That's pretty good, strikes at the woman's hubris. The threads wouldn't be so funny if they started with this

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finner

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So that's why Brad doesn't consider him a serious actor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I feel that his character in Megamind is the closest to his actual self?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only $60,000 for a few weeks' work. Imagine the sacrifice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not the point. Starring in a big budget scorsese movie along dicaprio and getting paid the union minimum is humiliation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But if Dicaprio accepted minimum pay for a Tarantino movie he'd be called based and humble.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that happened only in your head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not the same, dicaprio adds value to the movie and is worth what he is paid, jonah got paid x60.000 times what he deserved

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >double the average wage is the minimum

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    high IQ move, being seen with the A-list actor led to bigger roles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Y'all are dumb. This is how you become a "serious actor." I'm not Jonah btw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try Jonah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I usually dislike israelites but Jonah's life is so pathetic I just pity him

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we sure this sucker is israeli

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Scorsese is the heeb here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His real surname is Feldstein
      Hill is his middle name

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a cuck, lol.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to feel bad for him? He’s already rich and 60,000 is a yearly salary for tons of people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and 60,000 is a yearly salary for tons of people
      and he got it for only like 3-4 weeks of 'work'

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he get israeliteed so hard anyway?

  16. 2 years ago
    Die Hard

    What went wrong

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Leo financed this movie using embezzled money from Malaysia supplied by his fat moron criminal friend Jho Low who is now an international fugitive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh that's pretty based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In June 2017, Kerr surrendered US$8 million in israeliteellery, given to her by Malaysian fugitive Jho Low in 2014 when they were dating, to the US government

      what the frick 8 MILLION in israeliteellery on some girl you're dating

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seems like a form of money laundering

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His story is so crazy, literally a fat Asian incel loser who stole a bunch of money so he immediately started hanging out with celebrities and spending millions on supermodels. He bought them expensive Picasso paintings, diamonds, yachts, etc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          where's his biopic? sounds more interesting than the cuck of wolf street

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think there's gonna be a big documentary about him and the scandal he was involved in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His story is so crazy, literally a fat Asian incel loser who stole a bunch of money so he immediately started hanging out with celebrities and spending millions on supermodels. He bought them expensive Picasso paintings, diamonds, yachts, etc

        >He blagged his way into fricking Miranda Kerr as a 5ft chubby asian
        Based. She can't get rid of those stains

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jho Low
        B A S E D

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a gross fat chink trying to frick quality white pussy. Of course that cost 7 figures.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you see a picture of him? The only way he's getting gash is buying it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he took her last name, his name would be Jho Kerr.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kekle
          and orlando is triply cucked in the worst way possible lmao

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $60k for an oscar nod seems like a shrewd business move

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't consider you a serious actor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first of all you smell good, which is surprising

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why was Jonah so vexxed by this comment? not only is he clearly not a serious actor by any measure but he's also being recorded. is showing a little grace in accepting a bit of banter really so hard?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't banter, Brad meant it. No actor wants to be called unserious. I can't remember the context nor do I like Jonah but working with a guy and that comes up is awkward. He has a better relationship with Leo, probably because they are both idiots

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only has to work for like 15 minutes
    >gets paid 60k

    Cinemaphile btfo, ornella gays on suicide watch

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tell me you're a C U C K without telling me you're a C U C K

    lmao

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What an absolute cuck

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically one of the best decisions of Jonah's career though

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me admire Jonah more. That takes humility; to get paid far less than your costars, without complaint. To admit to yourself, and everyone else, that you're not a big enough box-office draw to justify a large salary. It shows that he cared about the experience of acting, and about the movie that they were creating, more than about the paycheck.

    It's really refreshing. I hate reading about actors/actresses complaining about their salaries. It was especially irksome some years ago when actresses kept complaining that the millions that they were being paid were not equal to the millions that their male co-stars were being paid. Even though, in every case, the male co-star had a much greater name-recognition, box-office draw, and therefore, their agent would have more negotiating power.

    God bless Jonah Hill.

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