>midway in our lifes journey, I went astray from the black road, and awoke to find myself alone in a white wood. how can i say what wood that was? i never saw so clean, so safe, so well-infrastructured a wilderness, the very memory gives a shape to racism
Can't believe I've never seen this. Holy shit, what a b***h. The day people stop giving a frick about being called antisemitic is the day this bullshit ends.
when will we start shaming people for unironically thinking the title of the book is "Dante's Inferno" when really it's called "Inferno" by a guy named Dante
it's actually just a part of the divine comedy but incels are illiterate so they just wanna REEE over shit they never read that isn't even real anyway because it's a fake article
>MLK as Virgil >limbo is for white liberals >nazis, slave owners, and confederate soldiers being tormented in the different circles >final circle is Satan eating Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Robert E. Lee
kino
>and in the lowest pits of hell, reserved for the worst of all crimes against nature and humanity and god himself, resides the white blonde couples who had more than one child
Just here for laffs & bantz about Jordan Peele, calm down sperg.
Also mass replies is a bannable offense, I wouldn't do that & I hope an anon reading this wouldn't do it either.
This movie doesn’t sound like it’s gonna be any good. I love the Divine Comedy: but I really regard it as unfilmable. And it seems like this will be some modern reimagining anyway. I’m not going to go see it when it comes out
No I know the story isn’t real, it’s largely an allegory on Italian politics (and the precise dating, creating an Easter under a specific zodiac time in a specific year… it creates a date that never existed) but I’m still not gonna watch some reinterpreted movie version. Just seems to miss the charm
Why did he get famous and the other guy didnt?
other guy does commercials and plenty of movie work dude.
Other no make movie
tactical use of turtlenecks and smug attitude
the chubby one always becomes more successful
see:
kenan & kel
mitchell & webb
Drake and josh too
Keegan Key is famous, but he's not pretentious and sticks to comedy
other guy takes acting gigs while he does directing gigs. they're both famous people
the other one doesnt kiss israelite ass like this one does
the game? or the book
I can't wait to see which circle of hell the racists are in.
all of them
making medioce, racially charged suspense movie is just a ploy to earn klondike bars?
apparently
not even a real posts
you morons believe anything you see as long as it's on this shithole
watch tons of malding/emotional breakdowns anyway
whatever, queer. i was just here to make a klondike bar joke.
>midway in our lifes journey, I went astray from the black road, and awoke to find myself alone in a white wood. how can i say what wood that was? i never saw so clean, so safe, so well-infrastructured a wilderness, the very memory gives a shape to racism
I'm kinda meh on him at this point because black people living in a white man's world is the only themes he puts in his movies.
Dante is now black from Harlem that died in a police arrest. His Virgil is Tupac.
kino
what is this supposed to be? nobody is making a black dante's inferno so why fantasize?
Its Peele’s signature take on literature. Youre a movielet if you cant envision his work
Can't believe I've never seen this. Holy shit, what a b***h. The day people stop giving a frick about being called antisemitic is the day this bullshit ends.
it's fake don't get your undies in a bundle
fake story or no, it's funny because dante put all his friends/patrons in heaven and his enemies in hell so if jordan peele did it then hmmmmmmm
Dante's Inferno but the demons are white people?
what'd they diagnose you with when you were little?
? how is pointing out that jordan peele wife shit is fake something odd? I literally just reversed searched it and got nothing except on Cinemaphile
when will we start shaming people for unironically thinking the title of the book is "Dante's Inferno" when really it's called "Inferno" by a guy named Dante
Is this the fault of the movie Dante's Peak?
I think you mean "Peak" by a guy named Dante
it's actually just a part of the divine comedy but incels are illiterate so they just wanna REEE over shit they never read that isn't even real anyway because it's a fake article
the day after tiktok teens start memeing about la vita nuova ya pretentious c**t
>MLK as Virgil
>limbo is for white liberals
>nazis, slave owners, and confederate soldiers being tormented in the different circles
>final circle is Satan eating Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Robert E. Lee
kino
is this your fantasy? what are you basing this on? there's no plans for a peele dante's inferno
What if you combined Jordan Peele and Jordan Peterson into one person named Jordan Peelerson
>IF ONLY WHITE PEOPLE MADE THEIR BED...
"It's a damned bloody racist world is what!"
He's a good director, not a good writer.
Let me guess, the real devil is white privilege.
idk it's not a real movie
>and in the lowest pits of hell, reserved for the worst of all crimes against nature and humanity and god himself, resides the white blonde couples who had more than one child
Halo 3 ODST is still the best adaptation of Dante's Inferno. Prove me wrong.
Wow this movie is really gonna blow
it's not even being made OP is a homosexual spamming fake shit
I am NOT looking forward to this movie
Just here for laffs & bantz about Jordan Peele, calm down sperg.
Also mass replies is a bannable offense, I wouldn't do that & I hope an anon reading this wouldn't do it either.
This movie doesn’t sound like it’s gonna be any good. I love the Divine Comedy: but I really regard it as unfilmable. And it seems like this will be some modern reimagining anyway. I’m not going to go see it when it comes out
well you don't have to worry, because this isn't a real thing
No I know the story isn’t real, it’s largely an allegory on Italian politics (and the precise dating, creating an Easter under a specific zodiac time in a specific year… it creates a date that never existed) but I’m still not gonna watch some reinterpreted movie version. Just seems to miss the charm
stay the frick away black man
who would make a good black virgil?
idris elba gets my vote
is making something in MSpaint then posting it just so you can get offended over something peak autism
I hope Dante still eats pizza and throws out cheesy one-liners.
Yes so you can cram your race bait bullshit? Frick you, Peele. You profit off racism and perpetuate it
This anon is right, you know.
the left WHINES over fake news but then they make shit like
>says
>allegedly
>sources familiar with the thinking of
>anonymous sources
all fake ass shit
What if... this was the true hell all along?
>Coming this fall
>From the sick & twisted mind that bright you Nope, Us, & Get Out
>Comes... 9 Shades of White
>Turns out Dante is white
That's the plot twist
Sounds like a bad movie
What kind of hell do racists go?
Deontay's Inferno
DeVontay's Inferno
his mom isn't israeli and he married someone who was 25% israeli and 75% italian
>25% israeli and 75% italian
So 100% israeli?
kino