Just like when the dark knight came and everyone thought dark versions of characters could be applied to any context, doesn't matter if it was red riding hood to fiction that wasn't compatible with that formula.
That's really Hollywood in a nutshell. As soon as someone figures out how to make a buck, everyone else follows suit thinking they can apply the same idea. Movie business has always been lazy as fuck.
Red hair, balding, cuck eyes, pube beard is the worst phenotype.
They are literally the worst kind of person. Think of someone you know who fits this bill and tell me they aren’t the most insufferable pisspig you know.
Don’t ever wear glasses. Stay completely slick shaved on top. If you have a good face, also stay clean shaven, if not, make sure you can grow a thick beard and grow it longer than “switch owner” length. Also work out obviously. You can never wear a t shirt with a graphic on it.
Most of you guys are unaware of yourselves so you’re already making an incredible first step into being associated with the worst type of person.
Haha, it’s funny this fits the type of bill for a a certain kind of israeli person, but the person I know irl I’m thinking of is 100 percent Irish goy. Oh my god he sucks so much, he tried to date a girl he met on animal crossing at 30 years old.
>Louis CK
Accurate. >Jim Gaffigan
Somewhat true. >James Cameron (young)
Accurate >Kevin McKidd
Not accurate, guy is very quiet and reserved when he's not acting. >Seth Green
Accurate, but he's not holier than thou so he's a based edgelord. >Jesse Tyler Ferguson aka that fag from Modern Family
Accurate. >Conan O'brien
Very accurate. >Michael Fassbender
Extremely accurate. >Ed Sheeran
don't know, I'm not a woman
I love that every single one of these beta male feminists get utterly canceled simply for showing interest in the women around them >b-but ... I'm famous
meanwhile A-list chads grabbing pussies left and right
There's an old interview with him from decades ago and he says that he didn't catch his big break not until after he started practicing kabbalah.
Really makes you think.
code for >paying a rabbi a whole lot of fucking money for him and his buddies to run a train on you >wow, all these opportunities appear out of nowhere! it really works
I'm sick of you fucking confused homosexuals spouting these reddit ass opinions. Whedon sucks ass but Shane Black and pedo Gunn took it farther than Whedon ever did.
Those dudes, generally, made good movies. So like people already said it's not actually a inherently bad approach, just one that works in moderation and in certain settings.
It's bad when it's made some kind of universal rule, and attempted by every half-baked script writer around.
Whedonism isn't having humor or jokes at all, it's inappropriately timed humor or jokes, and people generally speaking in quips more than talking like humans
JJ abrams just makes mad libs of universes someone else created.
He stinks of nepotism.
All his major movies are in bad taste.
He try’s to make Star Trek movie for non Star Trek fans,
He try’s to make Star war movies for non starwars fans, etc.
It’s a backhand disrespect to both the fans, and to normies
I rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 2 tonight and holy shit did it stink
The dialogue was painful. The reactions and the motivations completely inconsistent and out of sync.
The body language was painful, like watching a high school play. It didn’t help that if you aren’t invested deeply in the story you start to notice the misplaced green screen movements and suddenly very cheesy, stiff, wire-hung actors zipping across the screen.
And the writing, it was all over the place. I felt like I was watching seven different people having a tragic backstory contest followed by a victim’s free for all.
The only redeemable part of this is the soundtrack, which is the only thing that makes the film watchable.
There's a non-zero chance those two hooked up.
Not just Whedon's confessions about banging actresses, guy called her his muse. No dude ever says that about a mere friend.
Avengers has been rightfully shat on on Cinemaphile since it first released. Buffy and Firefly still have fans, moreso Buffy because of all the hot israeliteesses.
He was an industry plant who debased pre existing structures to ease and warrant a transition to """new ways of thought."""
That formula works for Whedon movies, but the problem is Hollywood assumed that means it works for every movie.
Just like when the dark knight came and everyone thought dark versions of characters could be applied to any context, doesn't matter if it was red riding hood to fiction that wasn't compatible with that formula.
That's really Hollywood in a nutshell. As soon as someone figures out how to make a buck, everyone else follows suit thinking they can apply the same idea. Movie business has always been lazy as fuck.
>As soon as someone figures out how to make a buck, everyone else follows suit thinking they can apply the same idea
For an example, they have been ripping off The Honeymooners for over 60 years.
Good Boy hachiko
im so sick of wittyness
Me too, I unironically prefer when film characters are somewhat inarticulate and even stupid. Sorkin is my fucking nemesis.
Why does this quote drive me into a rage every time I see it?
that "for the love of God" really makes it.
It's reddit incarnate. It's like a guy who collects human skulls with a COEXIST sticker on his Prius.
Because you have not matured to the point of emotional control yet.
Yeah, this philosophy worked in small doses. Serenity was a prime example of not overdoing it
Red hair, balding, cuck eyes, pube beard is the worst phenotype.
They are literally the worst kind of person. Think of someone you know who fits this bill and tell me they aren’t the most insufferable pisspig you know.
Oof, okay. Fair.
I have everything except the pube beard (I keep clean-shaven), how fucked am I
Don’t ever wear glasses. Stay completely slick shaved on top. If you have a good face, also stay clean shaven, if not, make sure you can grow a thick beard and grow it longer than “switch owner” length. Also work out obviously. You can never wear a t shirt with a graphic on it.
Most of you guys are unaware of yourselves so you’re already making an incredible first step into being associated with the worst type of person.
Into /not/ being associated with the worst type of person *
cool it down with the antisemitism
Haha, it’s funny this fits the type of bill for a a certain kind of israeli person, but the person I know irl I’m thinking of is 100 percent Irish goy. Oh my god he sucks so much, he tried to date a girl he met on animal crossing at 30 years old.
>Louis CK
Accurate.
>Jim Gaffigan
Somewhat true.
>James Cameron (young)
Accurate
>Kevin McKidd
Not accurate, guy is very quiet and reserved when he's not acting.
>Seth Green
Accurate, but he's not holier than thou so he's a based edgelord.
>Jesse Tyler Ferguson aka that fag from Modern Family
Accurate.
>Conan O'brien
Very accurate.
>Michael Fassbender
Extremely accurate.
>Ed Sheeran
don't know, I'm not a woman
What are cuck eyes?
Can't wake up
I love that every single one of these beta male feminists get utterly canceled simply for showing interest in the women around them
>b-but ... I'm famous
meanwhile A-list chads grabbing pussies left and right
There's an old interview with him from decades ago and he says that he didn't catch his big break not until after he started practicing kabbalah.
Really makes you think.
>practicing kabbalah
code for
>paying a rabbi a whole lot of fucking money for him and his buddies to run a train on you
>wow, all these opportunities appear out of nowhere! it really works
I'm sick of you fucking confused homosexuals spouting these reddit ass opinions. Whedon sucks ass but Shane Black and pedo Gunn took it farther than Whedon ever did.
Those dudes, generally, made good movies. So like people already said it's not actually a inherently bad approach, just one that works in moderation and in certain settings.
It's bad when it's made some kind of universal rule, and attempted by every half-baked script writer around.
>Those dudes, generally, made good movies
Like what? Don't say Guardians of the Galaxy ffs.
JJ Abrams is up there too for sucking.
I don't even think Abrams actually uses the tone wrecking humor tic, his problems are different, but also bad.
WHO TALKS FIRST
Whedonism isn't having humor or jokes at all, it's inappropriately timed humor or jokes, and people generally speaking in quips more than talking like humans
Oh, if that's the only criteria, then yeah. Guardians of the Galaxy is almost unwatchable for me because of the heckin marvel quips.
THEY FLY NOW
JJ abrams just makes mad libs of universes someone else created.
He stinks of nepotism.
All his major movies are in bad taste.
He try’s to make Star Trek movie for non Star Trek fans,
He try’s to make Star war movies for non starwars fans, etc.
It’s a backhand disrespect to both the fans, and to normies
Fairly apt analysis.
sirs
I rewatched Guardians of the Galaxy 2 tonight and holy shit did it stink
The dialogue was painful. The reactions and the motivations completely inconsistent and out of sync.
The body language was painful, like watching a high school play. It didn’t help that if you aren’t invested deeply in the story you start to notice the misplaced green screen movements and suddenly very cheesy, stiff, wire-hung actors zipping across the screen.
And the writing, it was all over the place. I felt like I was watching seven different people having a tragic backstory contest followed by a victim’s free for all.
The only redeemable part of this is the soundtrack, which is the only thing that makes the film watchable.
Joss Whedon only smuggled his technique from Shakespeare. he's a prep, he went to a fancy british boardingschool, he learned all of his tricks there
when amerimutts criticize him they're revealing that their frame of reference is limited to capeshit movies
What is a prep?
https://whichschooladvisor.com/uk/school-news/winchester-college-considers-admitting-girls
https://www.famousfix.com/list/people-educated-at-winchester-college
a rich + nerd combo
Do you just mean upper class?
His version of Much Ado About Nothing was unwatchable film student tier garbage
at least we got to see Wesley again
no, for wealthy people school is just an option
many of them don't go to school at all
Dollhouse is the most interesting thing he ever did and that's 90% Eliza Dushku trying to make sense of what he did to her career
There's a non-zero chance those two hooked up.
Not just Whedon's confessions about banging actresses, guy called her his muse. No dude ever says that about a mere friend.
> guy called her his muse. No dude ever says that about a mere friend.
Guys say that about women they want to fuck but can’t
>When did the mainstream turn against Whedon?
Age of Ultron started the turn, Justice League solidified it, sex pest revelations ended him.
His hilarious attempt at a career reboot made his exile permanent.
Avengers has been rightfully shat on on Cinemaphile since it first released. Buffy and Firefly still have fans, moreso Buffy because of all the hot israeliteesses.
Buffy and firefly was a sitcom, not a movie formant, it’s completely different expectation and experience
The original lizard eyes. Zucc ain't got shit on him.