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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aim for the bushes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This scene was the biggest surprise I've ever had watching a movie and I love it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a peawiener, captain, you gotta let me fly!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't go chasing waterfalls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "I don't like you, in fact even the sound of your piss hitting the urinal sounds feminine"

        Idk but that line makes me lose my shit no matter how many times I hear it. One of the few movie scenes I rewatch on yt periodically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't go chasing waterfalls.

      this movie is just like Mystery men. Really quotable, but not laugh out loud funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I laughed out loud plenty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Aha I got it! You got mail! What?? Meg Ryan didn't have poison ivy up her ass on You got mail??"
        "(Simultaneously) Yes she did!"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dirty Mike and the boys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the frick shack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they call that a soup kitchen

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GET BACK HERE AND FRICK MY WIFE

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉˡˡ ᶦˢ ᵍᵒᶦnᵍ ᵒn ʰᵉʳᵉ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ᵗʷᵒ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵉn ᵃʳᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they called me GATOR

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the old battle axe

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this movie a hell of lot more than I thought I was going to.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's what we're talking about, we're talking about a bunch of hobos, with their finger in each others pooper, in a strangers car, with talk radio turned up really loud. it's gonna be a nice evening.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you got all that just from dna?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when they could make actual funny movies

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i did my homework. i made my bed. when i was 12 i audited my parents, and believe me, there were some discrepancies

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >CASH BAR

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I will rock your body with big nasty hooks, you'll be pissin' blood outta your ass
    >That's horrible

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the bit where steve coogan keeps giving them tickets to shows

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the parts with Michael Keaton when he has to mention he also works at Home Depot, and the TLC references

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, as soon as I graduated from college, I became an accountant for the police department
    The most stable job I could think of
    An accountant for law and order

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit! They chased us 20 miles!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >500 pound tuna, maybe 20 or 30 of his friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't have a conscience in the pimp game man

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen, you have a choice...Mama Mia or Jersey Boys.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyways pretty soon I had about 14 girls working under me, we call that a stable prostitutes

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After they jumped and died it wasn't a LOL movie anymore. They're just pretending to be angsty teens for angsty teens with subverted expectations humor. It was pathetic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ay if i wanna hear you talk I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We couldn't do our job if it weren't for you guys doing all the posts, answering the captchas, all that stupid shit that we don't like to do. All the car chases, all the sex we don't wanna have with women but we have to, all due to what you guys do. Thank you.

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