Jumper

It had a good first act, but 2nd and 3rd was awful and disjointed

What was the point of including the mother for two scenes?
Samuel Jackon's character feels very 2D dimensional, IMO it would have been better if they made Griffin the villain.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mother
    She was a known actress so it gave the feel that there really was more to the story. Too bad we never got more.

    Jackson's character did not feel 2D dimensional. His intense hatred was dogmatic and he seemed like a zealot. Again, like there was more to it. Too bad there wasn't more.

    >disjointed and awful
    Pure lies. Disjointed would be something happening out of nowhere to make shit make sense.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldnt have had a villain. Just have it be a teenager's wet drwam for 90 minutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this, 9 year old me would have the best day dreams at school about this power after watching the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was stopping time.
        >Could steal anything you wanted and never set off alarms like with slow time
        >I would frequently fantasise about undressing all the girls at my school and then starting time to see what would happen
        >I'd also fantasise about checking out all the girls naked and seeing if they were shaved or not
        Good times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd also fantasise about stopping time, doing something sexual with a girl, starting time for a split second so she sees me doing said thing and then stopping it again and leaving to see what would happen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stopping time is not as fun as you think it is unless it completely ignores the laws of physics and it's meme magic. You would choke if you didn't constantly move around because you would create a CO2 bubble around yourself. You would be blind too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I fantasized about stopping time to cheat on my calculus exam. wtf is wrong with me?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why couldn't hayden have gotten more roles like that

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >robbing banks and then living on a penthouse
    how in the frick did that not raise any redflags? hello? this dude was paying for everything with cash
    does the IRS not exist in this world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think the crazy organization caught up with him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      clearly, he did off-screen money laundering, fact he failed algebra doesn't mean he couldn't put his shit together

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like the main lead girl, I felt that Jackson was the right casting choice but his character could've been a bit expanded on, having a religious crusader hunt teleporters was nice but lacked a metaphysical punch to stick the landing.
    and I felt a bit bad for the father

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had a lot of potential for a franchise if Jamie Bell had been the protagonist in a revenge story against Sam Jackson but Hayden and the OC girl ruined it. I'll always watch it drunk af tho and pretend I'm a teenager again with girls throwing themselves at me and the world at my feet

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >manage to beat a guy who can teleport with meme tech
    this was so fricking unbelievable, I mean Jackson gets teleported by them at every turn and not one of them thought about just teleporting him in the middle of the pacific or something?
    It's just too powerful of an ability to make a believable conflict out of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not the atlantic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atlantic is bloated with cargo ships, he'd get a ride in no time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think you are underestimating Asia's trade routes sir. Also great whites rule the Atlantic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he had a tazer thingy tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in the middle of the pacific
      I would not take any chances, the frickers will find themselves in the middle of Antarctica

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why not give them the best view?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your organs would kinda explode even if you teleport for a mere 1 second in outer space

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              well in the movie they must teleport themselves if they wish to teleport others with them, so if he wants to throw Jackson on the moon he'd have to teleport there as well, and there's no way you'll be able to teleport to the moon, throw Samuel L.Jackson and then return to earth without a scratch on you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >there's no way you'll be able to teleport to the moon, throw Samuel L.Jackson and then return to earth without a scratch on you
                Why?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Outer space is way more survivable than that. Chilling in space without a suit for a full minute would be possible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well in the movie they must teleport themselves if they wish to teleport others with them, so if he wants to throw Jackson on the moon he'd have to teleport there as well, and there's no way you'll be able to teleport to the moon, throw Samuel L.Jackson and then return to earth without a scratch on you

            I bet if you held your breath you could do it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know if you are just trolling or serious. You would have to blow air out of the lungs before doing this. The rest of the body is fine to go from 1 to 0 atmospheric pressure, but lungs can hold enough air to expand so much it would rupture them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You would have to blow air out of the lungs before doing this.
                Yeah, you blow the air out of your lungs and then hold your breath. If you try to breathe in space you're fricked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why not give them the best view?

        I'd drop him in brazillian favela

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 dimensional dimensional
    i felt that

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick both rachel bilson and kristen stewart

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was bullshit, not one jumper or cardigan to be seen, not even a pull over!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same. Also the mc seems like an butthole and is not smart.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop making fun of me Cinemaphile, there's no way you can survive in space, it's not a question of holding your breath god dammit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.livescience.com/human-body-no-spacesuit
      >An astronaut floating without a suit in space wouldn't survive, but their demise would happen within minutes, not within seconds
      As long as you can portal out without the guy holding you there for several minutes you'd ultimately be fine.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically liked it when it came out

    Get one of the Marvel guys to make it competently and you'd have yourself some kino

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