What a great film.
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Jurassic Park
What a great film.
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CGI snoozefest. Should've used real dinosaurs.
>Should've used real dinosaurs
it did
for the whole fricking thing not just a few scenes
Jurassic Park has only 6 minutes of CGI and 10 minutes of full size animatronics.
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It's not that good. I think it's a bit too whimsical at points, Spielberg couldn't help himself. Not saying it's bad or anything. Just on a rewatch it isn't as exciting as it was when I watched it as a kid, and parts of it feel like they drag on.
moron
>too whimsical
I despise what he did to Hammond's character.
Other than that it's fine. But the changes to Hammond fly in the face of JPs point.
It is that good, you're experiencing a thing called nostalgia. Of course fake dinosaurs won't scare you like they did as a kid, you're an adult.
>It's not that good
Yes it fricking is.
>I think it's a bit too whimsical at points
And?
>Not saying it's bad or anything
You just sad "it wasn't good", dipshit.
>Just on a rewatch it isn't as exciting as it was when I watched it as a kid
You're judging films based on whether they are as 'extincting' as when you saw them as a kid? Are you fricking moronic?
>parts of it feel like they drag on
Are you actually moronic? The film is barely over an hour long, there's not a ounce of fat to be trimmed off, it's flawlessly paced.
have a nice day.
Right said Fred.
had the toys and the shirts long befoer the movie was even out. when i finally got to watch it, i was v. disappointed. could not believe the hype. felt like a very small movie with unlikeable characters.
must be hard being moronic
no he's right the toys for jurassic park go harder than the films do, they're genuinely kino figures and playsets
Had a big fat T. rex when I was a kid.
The one with rigid legs and flexible "skin"
rawwr
Billy and a clonosaurus rip off.
It's one of the best films ever made and is almost perfect.
>almost
That's what I said, correct.
By far my favorite movie. I've watched it way too many times. I really wish I was alive to view this in 35mm in theaters
Why did the staff have to leave during the storm? They don't have facilities for long stays on an island?
Um, anon, that's what happens irl, people abandon their homes when typhoons hit.
To a ship? If it's hunker down in a comfy little room with a radio and a vending machine vs getting tossed around in some rust bucket and drowning, I know what I'd pick. Man I just wanna smonk and sip some sip right now.
To the mainland. Again, happens irl.
I don't care if it's across a pond, you're not putting me in some shitheap that is without doubt piloted by a drunken Cuban in a storm. Rather just take my chances with the raptors.
up there with jaws as possibly spielberg's best flick and ariana was a qt
All true.
For me, it's Lex from The Lost World.
Would love to see an artificial intelligence anime version of the novel. Muldoon goes hard and the blood sucking lawyer survives, while Hammond gets scared of a recorded trex roar (played by his grandkids unironically) rolls down a hill sprains an ankle and gets piece mealed by compys. Regis hearing his own neck bones being snapped...Kino for the kino gods.
>girl does some hacker crap to lock the
door
>raptor just jumps through the window anyway lols
>Grant somehow misses every shot and tosses the gun
>it's alright though they just get in a helicopter and fly away
Why'd the need to mess around with the electrics again? Just get in the heli and fricking leave. Come back later with armed mercs and recapture the place.
>is a vegetarian
>eats gelatin, an animal product
Spielberg is an absolute hack.
It was good, and by that I mean it was okay.
>fill your attractions with shrubbery and foliage
>spend $6000 and 9 hours flying to Cuba's armpit to see a goat
>one of the best films ever made
>it's okay I guess frfr
die in fire
JP