Jurassic park

The actress who played Lex Murphy is just too old, it's odd that Spielberg ages her up for no reason, should have followed the book

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After Poltergeist he made sure girls were old enough, and stuck with little boys

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh she's fine. Wouldn't have been as engaging seeing a Gertie from E.T running around with Sam Neil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lex from the book is insufferable.

      These. It is better for her to barely be a e-girl while the boy is the young one.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHOOOOT 'EEERRRR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie looks so fricking great. I don't think Kaminski is a bad dp, but it feels like he went out of his way to make The Lost World look ugly as shit on purpose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t watch this scene for 10 years because the only copy I had was a recorded VHS that started around the main casts arrival on the island.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a city tv cable vhs recording of demolition man that started with Stallone finding out there were bodies in the rubble of the opening explosion and only recently saw snipes and Stallones first interaction recently, having seen it the other way like 100 times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes no sense why the paddock container gets pushed outward like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gate of the portable cage was only lifted half way up. The raptor charged and hit it, causing the cage to hit the gate of the Raptor Pen and bounce back.

        The real mind frick is that the Raptor being transferred isn't The Big One since Muldoon ordered it euthanized/killed after eating Joffery which is standard practice for zoos or animal preserves.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The gate of the portable cage was only lifted half way up. The raptor charged and hit it, causing the cage to hit the gate of the Raptor Pen and bounce back.

          I don't get it. Raptors are like 100 lbs max.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First death is a black man
      What did Spielberg mean by this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First death was a Hispanic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gave me the chills as a kid. man what a movie, the reason dinosaurs were cool with kids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you have ten minutes to spare you should listen to the book version of Nedry’s death. Way more violent and spookier in my opinion

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        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure, I'm up for it. thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex from the book is insufferable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's great, little tomboy who just wants to throw balls and doesn't give a shit about anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can throw my balls if you know what I mean

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a child

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dare you to post the sideboob frame where the nip is briefly exposed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only on blu ray, they're fully exposed

      I'm a female, and I have no problem with that. Jurassic Park is part of my childhood, I remember watching it at the theatre for the first time. Rexy gave me a nightmare for weeks.

      Oh, that scene from that picture, there's a nip slip there, there's no way that wasn't deliberate, Spielberg knows she wasn't wearing underneath so he takes advantage.

      >Spielberg knows she wasn't wearing underneath so he takes advantage.

      I am surprised how she doesn't feel uncomfortable, especially when, you know, running or jumping.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will now watch the dinosaur movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh oh, I fear all americans with the blu ray have to be jailed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't beat the scene in Garbage Pail Kids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is a female actor in it who is wearing a dress, she sits down and crosses her legs; she isn't wearing underwear. she was 16 or 15 or something.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This has got to be bait to trick someone into watching The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bullshit

            This has got to be bait to trick someone into watching The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

            just checked it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a female, and I have no problem with that. Jurassic Park is part of my childhood, I remember watching it at the theatre for the first time. Rexy gave me a nightmare for weeks.

      Oh, that scene from that picture, there's a nip slip there, there's no way that wasn't deliberate, Spielberg knows she wasn't wearing underneath so he takes advantage.

      Only on blu ray, they're fully exposed

      [...]
      >Spielberg knows she wasn't wearing underneath so he takes advantage.

      I am surprised how she doesn't feel uncomfortable, especially when, you know, running or jumping.

      I didn't notice until now, why is she running around without a bra? Wasn't she 12 at that time? At her age, she clearly knows what a bra is for or she is just really stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Central America, it's hot.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You never being a girl, chafing felt like hell when you her age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only on blu ray, they're fully exposed

      [...]
      >Spielberg knows she wasn't wearing underneath so he takes advantage.

      I am surprised how she doesn't feel uncomfortable, especially when, you know, running or jumping.

      doesn't beat the scene in Garbage Pail Kids.

      Never change, Cinemaphile

      well she loves Unix so she would have liked you im sure..

      Linux admins are trannies, unix admins are stone cold hetero chuds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unix admins are stone cold hetero chuds

        Why are they so based?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Dern was 19-years-old in Jurassic Park

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol she was in her mid twenties. It really shocked me when I learnt about her age in that. In some scenes she looked older than the fricking fossils

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She really doesn’t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dern was 25 during filming and imo looks her age. The thing is she’s playing against a much older Sam Neill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, you looked like walled hag, Laura

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          For ages I thought Dern's character was another PhD Paleontologist, just not as old and respected as Grant. I figured she was around 44 and he was a decade older.

          She looks her age at the time. It’s probably the baggy shorts and general outfit making her seem older. Watch it with adult eyes and you can see how young she is compared to Sam Neill.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She looks her age at the time
            she really doesn't, she looks at LEAST 35

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              id frick her, even now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you are black she'll want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dern was 25 during filming and imo looks her age. The thing is she’s playing against a much older Sam Neill.

      For ages I thought Dern's character was another PhD Paleontologist, just not as old and respected as Grant. I figured she was around 44 and he was a decade older.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not? I've never watched Jurassic Park, these are some weird stupid changes they movie made

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          She looks her age at the time. It’s probably the baggy shorts and general outfit making her seem older. Watch it with adult eyes and you can see how young she is compared to Sam Neill.

          She looks about the same age as everyone else. Her character is meant to be a Masters student working under Grant. But you also never ghet that teacher-student vibe at all, as they seem to treat each other like equals.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a major crush on Ariana Richards as a kid. Then she went to Japan and did a tawdry photoshoot and disappeared from the business. God knows what some salaryman did to her over there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well she loves Unix so she would have liked you im sure..

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a female, and I have no problem with that. Jurassic Park is part of my childhood, I remember watching it at the theatre for the first time. Rexy gave me a nightmare for weeks.

    Oh, that scene from that picture, there's a nip slip there, there's no way that wasn't deliberate, Spielberg knows she wasn't wearing underneath so he takes advantage.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did she see?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speilberg unbuttoning his pants.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how fricking gay it would be to navigate a 3d file system like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nedry is gay enough.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where are his piss jugs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like a waste of RAMogigabyte mothercards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used Bumptop back in the day and I didn't turn out gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hey did you get the file I sent you?
          >Hold on i'm flying the camera to the files location right now, just a few more minutes..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't have to imagine. emulate a mips box with MAME, install IRIX and check it out yourself
        :^)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never once realized that the file system in the film was an actual file system used in real life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nostalgia critic ruined this scene for me by poiting out that Tim is sperging about behind Max instead of handling Doctor Grant the gun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, it's actually hilarious. also i think it was RLM showing that they had to obviously paste her face onto her stunt double when she's hanging from the ceiling because they looked up. Not sure how they wouldn't notice that while filming.

        also Grant grabbing a lot of ass through out the movie

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "we have to speed up"

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's exactly how computer monitors work, they project the image onto stuff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's true.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spielberg has addressed this. He correctly stated that he couldn’t give less of a shit what nitpicky dorks on the internet think 30 years later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu realismgay

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no pet deinonychus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >deinonychus

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of amazing nobody noticed at the time

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Bros....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lush vegetation
      Life finds away.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Laura Dern and Sam Harris were boning in this. Back in the 90s you were allowed to have more than a 2 year age difference in a relationship without homosexuals and harpies calling you a pedo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought Laura Dern and Sam Harris were boning in this.
      thats because you are a pedo

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >I am -ACK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick!?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, being Spielberg, is strange she's not more of his taste.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Alan Grant bed her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her actress apparently stole one of Grant's hats after filming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do girls fixate on smells so much?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's an estrogenic thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember my baby sis smelling my used clothes
          didn't realize the significance till I watched anime

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always had a huge crush on her in Angus. I was bummed that she only showed up in The Lost World for like two seconds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h looks 7ft tall.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Might be a little of forced perspective going on there

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hollywood has become more child-averse over time

    in the 1930s people would turn up to watch a 7 year old shirley temple because she was cute

    now children are rarely seen even in drama films and are regularly aged up or eliminated (pic related)

    part of the general death cult of society tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shirley Temple was unbelievably talented and precocious for a kid her age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a liability thing especially after those two unfortunate kids got helicopter exploded on twilight zone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ENOUGH WITH THE DUNE POSTING

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that patented pedo face-grab

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The producers were raping the extras

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AHH-

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i always thought he fell funny. like it was too obvious he was on wires. just being nitpicky though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The producers were raping the extras

      Poor souls, they didn't know they had been exploited

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't know they had it the best and everyone who calls it exploitation is jealous.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they needed at least one kid who could act out the scenes, Timmy was no-selling it.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did they expect to contain raptors with plywood?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spared no expense

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex is so cute.
    I miss when teenage girls looked like that.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    richards was so cute

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's odd that Spielberg ages her up for no reason

    Little kids are fricking annoying dumbass, all she did in the books was scram and cry because she's like 5 years old. Also Jurassic Park is a far better movie than a book. Cricthonslop is pulp.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when the little kid from Jurassic Park showed up in The Pacific and his nose was all big lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when he popped up in Bohemian Rhapsody and got molested by Brian Singer lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard that he was molested by Bryan Singer but yes, also was in the social network

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S TAPE!

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