>Jurassic City
Will it make a billion like the last trilogy ?
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Jurassic Park 7 with Scarlett Johansson
>Jurassic City
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7th time's a charm
>ads hype up dino city
>is actually about the unlikable douchebags again
Pass
I'm bored with it. They should make a mutant gene spliced dinosaur with telekinetic abilities or something. The ability to communicate with humans maybe? Instead they get putting out the same crap
>Will it make a billion
Only if ScarJo bring all her assets
Jurassic world trilogy is just marvelslop
There is nothing dark about it, no death, no grim futursistic scientific bullshit, just pure action rock tier movie.
And it sold well, so that means they are gonna keep going onto that path.
Jurassic park is gone forever. It's just disney movies now
she's getting a bit chunky boys, and i like it
Her running in a tight dress in high heels will be the money shot but woke Hollywood will probably make her a dyke and "le strong woman" so we won't see her majestic body covered in sweat anymore
SJWs screeched hard about BDH in jurassic world so they censored her in the sequels
>The seventh film installment in the Jurassic franchise was written by David Koepp, who previously scripted Jurassic Park (1993) and The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), and is being touted as "a completely fresh take launching a new Jurassic era, following three adults and three teens getting stuck on the Island."
It's gonna be a fricking teen movie
I'm so fricking sick of this franchise
Aaaah it's the same shit again. Island, dinosaurs, run. Can we please have something new like dinosaurs being used in Russia Ukraine war? Imagine those velociraptors tearing apart Ukraine soldiers, I mean Russian soldiers. And a group of soldiers with no food, no communication and no help in sight, trapped in snow winter Ukraine need to get back to their base while being hunted by dinosaurs and the US Army.
I am happy with island, dinosaurs and running from said dinosaurs. But for the love of god, people need to die
But as this is pg 13 and the dinos need to sell toys...
Literally every jurassic park movie has kids in them. are you moronic?
Which island? The one with the volcano that erupted and killed them all or the one that got napalmed by costa rican government?
All the dinos are all over the world now anyways what's the point of the island? Or are they retconning their own shit movies?
How will the geriatic trex save the day this time?
Even Michael Crichton couldn't make it work for more than one installment
what about a jurassic cul-de-sac
no one cares about cgi dino shit.
need more fat ass shots.
>all the fat is going to her breasts
sometimes i really do believe in 'the big guy upstairs', as zakk wylde would call him/it.
The cleavage is AI
>Noticed
Soon
Can't be worse.
Here's my idea for a JP movie:
Pierce Brosnan is an eccentric genius billionaire geneticist that owns an island chain somewhere in a tropical paradisical region. He is a shadowy figure known amongst the locals as 'The Architect'.
Scarjo and BDH are two investigative reporters that sneak onto the islands via an illegal fishing envoy, but are immediately ensnared in one of Pierce's devious traps. Both women are then dunked into vats of dinosaur infused transformative goop and begin rapidly expanding into titanic overweight voluptuous versions of themselves as Pierce laughs maniacally from his distant balcony telescope on a nearby mountain. The rest of the film is the now nude and titanic actresses fighting one another in the jungle as a government team led by Jason Statham arrive to deal with situation and capture Pierce, who's for innumerable crimes against humanity. Rather than accomplishing this task however, Statham quickly loses as Bryce and Scarjo briefly put aside their differences and capture the mercenaries, subjecting them thenceforth to extreme giantess sexual torture.
why the frick do they keep making these? the jurassic park "franchise" has been a perfectly straight line downhill from 10/10. we're firmly in 2-3 territory these days.
Yet these movies still make money, also Pedowood never let a franchise go no matter how bad it turns, look at Alien/Predator/Terminator.
weren't the last couple bombs though? i don't think they did especially well at all.
Both of them made a billy
I fricking love this series and they could not have picked a worse actress. Why the frick do I have to see this mediocre b***h and her awful acting pushing 40 in my Jurassic Park movie. BDH was actually hot and can act. Why can't they just cast some unknown from 21-34?
How is the franchise still popular?
It has one great film, three okayish films and two that are utter dogshit and the great one is now 31 years old.
the last jurassic world was so fricking bad I will not watch another unless they ban every single person who made it from hollywood
Thumbnail made her look like Kagney Linn Karter
RIP
Which dino do you want to see her get eaten by? Mosasaur, dilo, compy?
Mosasaur is too quick
They should do a TV series more closely following the book. Late 80's setting. More random scientists and guards around to get eaten. More tie-ins to Costa Rican like the baby getting attacked.
And they should bring on a couple of the zoomers who make Jurassic Park analog horror videos on YouTube. Those guys know how to set up a scary shot.
looks like she is the dinosaur
>old as time
It's going to be bad but if they really milf her up it should do numbers no problem. I have no idea why the JW movies were so successful despite being so bad.