Fuck you, chickens are scary enough. I’ll eat the little fuckers gladly though. I hope all those horror stories Greenpeace tells about KFC are true and factual, because those fucking terrors deserve to suffer. Seriously, fuck chickens.
my chickens love me they go crazy any time I pull in the driveway and follow me around like I'm top chicken. I got a rooster to watch over them but he was a complete and utter shithead so I cut his head off and roasted him for dinner with carrots and potatoes.
just a real mean fucker, to me and his hens. his biological function to protect his hens was just broken. he really hurt a couple of my girls
3 months ago
Anonymous
Aren't you going to eat the chickens anyway? If so, how are you any better?
3 months ago
Anonymous
what? they are for eggs retard. and even if they were food, I'm a human and humans are at the top of the food chain. go be a homosexual somewhere else
3 months ago
Anonymous
But you should get another one then. If you put your penis in your chickens you might kill them unless you have a very small pp. But even then, I don't think it's a good idea.
So many "ACKCHUALLY velociraptors were tiny" retards could have been prevented if Crichton had read a different dinosaur book than the one that speculated that Deinonychus antirrhopus was about to be renamed Velociraptor antirrhopus so it could share a genus with the chicken-sized Velociraptor mongoliensis.
But raptor is a cooler word than nychus so I guess it balances out.
>I read a Cracked article one time!
Velociraptor Antirrhopus were renamed to Deinonychus just after the book Crichton was using for research was published.
You dense motherfucker, how have you not heard of the Bone Wars?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Drinker_Cope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_Wars
It's is tragic how hard me modern humans got fucked over by no megafauna. The largest elephant to ever live and potentially largest land mammal lived in Japan, now they consider wolves exotic.
>elephant sized t-rex with a massive jaw and razor teeth who eats meat
Idk Anon that still sounds terrifying. I've been around elephants before and they're a lot bigger in person
>Idk Anon that still sounds terrifying. I've been around elephants before and they're a lot bigger in person
Humans are really lucky that elephants are cool, for the most part. Luckier still that hippos only occupy two areas of the world fuck those things.
We have seen and measured millions of elephants but only a few dozen adult T.rex. In all probability individuals significantly larger than Scotty were quite common.
Based Gigachad. Only two adult Giganotosaurus skeletons have been found and both have been the same size as the largest Rex fossils in the word.
Rexcels will never measure up.
Megapredatory dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus were adapted to hunt big dinosaurs. They would get absolutely demolished by absolute unit mammals like proohs and rhinos.
>find a random bone >no other bones to reference anything about the animal >WE FOUND THE LARGEST DINOSAUR EVER >invent an entire fictional creature with fake bones comprising 99% of the skeleton
The elephant would already be facing it directly with its tusks, and as the T. rex charges forward the elephant simply bashes its tusks directly into the oncoming topple-heavy bird.
You know a T-Rex could jump, right? We know that from fossilized footprints. I mean don't get me wrong, a pissed off bull elephant is bad news, but you're talking about actually fast and insanely powerful apex predator. Sure, they weren't fussy with what they ate, but that fucking jaw tells me that tusks are hard cope.
Retard. They didn't have scales in those days so they wouldn't be able to measure jump or G-forces. Your argument is like saying people in medi-evil times couldn't see color because all the old films are in black and white.
Theropod bones are hollow. An elephant that steps on a downed rex's leg, ribcage, neck, what have you would shatter it in an instant, like Chinese glass under a hydraulic press.
Once it's on the ground, it's fucked. Mammals win again.
>unstoppable
didn't they stop him just by standing still?
How do we know that's the largest specimen? Maybe that was a manlet
>that copium
Velociraptors were also the size of chickens
Fuck you, chickens are scary enough. I’ll eat the little fuckers gladly though. I hope all those horror stories Greenpeace tells about KFC are true and factual, because those fucking terrors deserve to suffer. Seriously, fuck chickens.
my chickens love me they go crazy any time I pull in the driveway and follow me around like I'm top chicken. I got a rooster to watch over them but he was a complete and utter shithead so I cut his head off and roasted him for dinner with carrots and potatoes.
>he was a complete and utter shithead
what did he do
just a real mean fucker, to me and his hens. his biological function to protect his hens was just broken. he really hurt a couple of my girls
Aren't you going to eat the chickens anyway? If so, how are you any better?
what? they are for eggs retard. and even if they were food, I'm a human and humans are at the top of the food chain. go be a homosexual somewhere else
But you should get another one then. If you put your penis in your chickens you might kill them unless you have a very small pp. But even then, I don't think it's a good idea.
Herzog posts here?
Utahraptors werent
So many "ACKCHUALLY velociraptors were tiny" retards could have been prevented if Crichton had read a different dinosaur book than the one that speculated that Deinonychus antirrhopus was about to be renamed Velociraptor antirrhopus so it could share a genus with the chicken-sized Velociraptor mongoliensis.
But raptor is a cooler word than nychus so I guess it balances out.
>I read a Cracked article one time!
Velociraptor Antirrhopus were renamed to Deinonychus just after the book Crichton was using for research was published.
No, they weren't. Deinonychus was the existing name and Velociraptor antirrhopus was a suggested new name at the time. It didn't stick.
The currently largest of T. Rex specimen is called, and I shit you not
>E.D. Cope
Current estimates put it at 10-12 tons
You dense motherfucker, how have you not heard of the Bone Wars?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Drinker_Cope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_Wars
Cope
they should've specified that these are the largest discovered specimen
This. Imagine future ayys digging up warwick and thing all humans were nanoscale
>africa could be full of monster elephants and dinosaurs
>africa is just full of naggers
I hate this timeline
The CNS timeline was way, way better.
The majority of the Congo is uncharted.
It's is tragic how hard me modern humans got fucked over by no megafauna. The largest elephant to ever live and potentially largest land mammal lived in Japan, now they consider wolves exotic.
DAS RITE DINO BOI
>elephant sized t-rex with a massive jaw and razor teeth who eats meat
Idk Anon that still sounds terrifying. I've been around elephants before and they're a lot bigger in person
>Idk Anon that still sounds terrifying. I've been around elephants before and they're a lot bigger in person
Humans are really lucky that elephants are cool, for the most part. Luckier still that hippos only occupy two areas of the world fuck those things.
>How do we know that's the largest specimen? Maybe that was a manlet
I have no horse in this race, but trying claim the pro-cool side are söyboys instead of the pro-scientifically accurate side makes less then no sense.
We have seen and measured millions of elephants but only a few dozen adult T.rex. In all probability individuals significantly larger than Scotty were quite common.
>t rex
Gay.
Based Gigachad. Only two adult Giganotosaurus skeletons have been found and both have been the same size as the largest Rex fossils in the word.
Rexcels will never measure up.
>Only two adult Giganotosaurus skeletons have been found
you mean a random piece of mandible they extrapolated (made up) the entire species from
Steve is the bravest man who has ever lived.
Bro, that dinosaur is chronically skipping leg day
I'll put my money on the elephant
>Ancient Elephant might be heavier
Oh... No?
Extinct thyself
Elephant sized lizard, fearless as a chicken, extremely terrifying.
I wish this guy made more Peepochan. It was genuinely some of the funniest and charming stuff I've seen in a while
>Scotty
Why did they name him Scotty?
BECAUSE SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
He didn't know, about the incoming asteroid
>angola behemoth
that's not an actual non exstinct elephant
Who’s win?
>T-rex
You mean T.rex
me on the left
Why should I listen to you, a retard who uses a hyphen incorrectly?
its normal for apex predators to have prey larger than themselves
It depends actually, solitary hunters tend to avoid preys bigger than them, pack hunters are the ones that go for much bigger animals
tigers would kill something bigger than themselves
Not when that bigger thing is a full-health male in the middle of an open plain.
"Chinese people tend to be short."
>"Here's a picture of a very tall Chinese man."
Into yonder trash ye go.
Modern palaeontology is on a crusade against all fun/magic in the world
Megapredatory dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus were adapted to hunt big dinosaurs. They would get absolutely demolished by absolute unit mammals like proohs and rhinos.
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
ANGOLA BEHEMOTH AND ME
DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY
>dinosaurs
big if true
Do you guys play The Isle? What are the best servers?
the what
>feathers
>t rexes were scavengers not hunters
>didn't roar
>small
>raptors were chickens with bigger claws
It's over dinosaurbros
They didn't roar, they most likely bellowed like modern crocodiles do.
Second video kinda fucks with you primally. Especially when he whips around.
lanklets on suicide watch
>find a random bone
>no other bones to reference anything about the animal
>WE FOUND THE LARGEST DINOSAUR EVER
>invent an entire fictional creature with fake bones comprising 99% of the skeleton
Paleontology is a joke
And you think an elephant wouldn't get ripped apart by a T-Rex because...?
The elephant would already be facing it directly with its tusks, and as the T. rex charges forward the elephant simply bashes its tusks directly into the oncoming topple-heavy bird.
You know a T-Rex could jump, right? We know that from fossilized footprints. I mean don't get me wrong, a pissed off bull elephant is bad news, but you're talking about actually fast and insanely powerful apex predator. Sure, they weren't fussy with what they ate, but that fucking jaw tells me that tusks are hard cope.
>You know a T-Rex could jump, right?
Retard. They didn't have scales in those days so they wouldn't be able to measure jump or G-forces. Your argument is like saying people in medi-evil times couldn't see color because all the old films are in black and white.
THEY JUMP NOW!?
rex could win, but it would not be easy.
rex hunted triceratops and those where hard to take down also
T-Rex never made sense to me because of the small arms. What are the chances that it was aquatic or semi-aquatic. Possibly with flippers?
Theyre wings, but the rest didnt fossilize
No!
Theropod bones are hollow. An elephant that steps on a downed rex's leg, ribcage, neck, what have you would shatter it in an instant, like Chinese glass under a hydraulic press.
Once it's on the ground, it's fucked. Mammals win again.
there goes my hero
>literally no Muldoon in the entire thread
what's the point?