Jurassic World Dominion

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >evolution really just a theory
    Nope evolution has been disproven through mathematical probability

    Alright homosexual consider a very simple putative organism composed of only 200 integrated and functioning parts, and the problem of deriving that organism by this type of process. The system presumably must have started with only one part and then gradually built itself up over many generations into its 200-part organization. The developing organism, at each successive stage, must itself be integrated and functioning in its environment in order to survive until the next stage. Each successive stage, of course, becomes statistically less likely than the preceding one, since it is far easier for a complex system to break down than to build itself up.
    the probability for the success of each mutation is assumed to be one out of two, or one-half. Elementary statistical theory shows that the probability of 200 successive mutations being successful is then (½)200, or one chance out of 10^60 In other words, the chance that a 200-component organism could be formed by mutation and natural selection is less than 1/6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
    Now try to scale that to a plant or animal cell that could hav MILLIONS of molecular parts.
    Evolution is literally a miracle in the eyes of scientists who do not believe miracles exist. LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're mad no one replied to you when you posted this, but saving it so you could post out of context in a desperate attempt to be noticed? That's just pathetic, my man.
      Never mind that your math is wrong. And that for some reason you thought that super low probability means impossible, which makes you a moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >super low probability means impossible
        its so inconceivably low that you have a better probability of winning the every states lottery 365 days a year for the rest of your life than the probability of evolution existing.
        >math is incorrect
        Nope, literally simple probability seethe brainlet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its not though. stay butthurt, midwit. you dont know how math works.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also if you could disprove my claim you would try LOL
        I love btfo'ing you every thread scalie homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the probability for the success of each mutation is assumed to be one out of two, or one-half.
          Back this up.
          You do understand that for evolution to exist, BOTH need the mutation, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I given ground and even assumed that, at each mutational step, there is equally as much chance for it to be good as bad. Thus, the probability for the success of each mutation is assumed to be one out of two, or one-half in the calculation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how genetics work. Only the first individual with the mutation would get half a chance to pass it on, once it does and it does that a lot because the mutation was beneficial so he fricked a lot, then there would be a lot of offpsring with the mutation which would probably mate among each other, which would reinforce recurring genetic mutations. So the chances would keep increasing every generation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Only the first individual
                Re-read my initial post. A organism is used of similar complexity of a bacteria is used. The speed of cell division would be multi standard divisions more quickly than a full form individual. Which is further proof to the impossibility of evolution. The possibility of successful BENEFICIAL mutations is impossible. Even given a 10 billion year time frame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >super low probability means impossible
        Yes? Like the probability of you having sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probability isn't real

      Seriously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      READ THE BIBLE YOU DIABOLICAL NUMERIC FRICKING FIEND

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evolution is more real than mathematics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ever heard of natural selection Black person?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares homosexual, go leave

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No spino will be in Dominion

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I autistically play Jurassic World Evolution 2 just to relax and build a dino parks.

    Anyone else excited for the upcoming DLC?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah just to see if they're really going full dino crisis with the giga model.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The distance between Dimetrodon and Dinosaurs is greater than the distance between Dinosaurs and Humans
      crazy shit man, idk why he gets so lumped in with them. Dude is barely a reptile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same fren

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, absolutely. Can't wait to add Therizinosaurus to my Jurassic Park China build. I'm bummed that they're not adding in the Microceratus, Moros, Atrociraptor, Oviraptor or Lystrosaurus in this DLC, especially since it's $20.

      Will be great to hear Sam Neill & Laura Dern voicing their characters in the BioSyn missions, as well as some more BioSyn in general, who the franchise has forgotten about for almost 30 years.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no feathers?
    i will now watch your dino-kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pyroraptor/Therinzinosaurus will have feathers

      The official movie continuity is that InGen deliberately bred featherless dinos (you see this with the "restrained" some feathers on the T-Rex in the 66 million years ago flashback at the start of dominion) but now that they're out in the wild they're naturally adapting. Lord knows how they did that in 4 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        feathers = no buy
        this is the hill im willing to die on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        domestic pigs turn into boars if they get free

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's an american dad joke about how absurd a premise this is

          >Roger: there is a saying that if a pig escapes into the wild, it will naturally grow tusks
          >American dad: who says that?!"
          >Roger: ...your mother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you free a domestic piggo, it will grow fur and tasks and shit like a wild boar. I imagine for these dinorinos, it's similar: being wild activates recesive genes for feathers that didn't express themselves when they were pampered theme park animals.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jurassic Park is favorite movie
    >Love dinos
    >still have dino posters/figures all around my room like the man-child I am
    >Took paleontology courses in college on my parents dime just because I loved dinos, never did anything with the degree
    >Was barely okay with Jurassic World but find it rewatchable on a rainy sunday afternoon
    >Flat-out hated dominion, never have rewatched it beyond once in the theater and will never watch it again.
    >Haven't been to movie theaters since covid
    >still want to see this even though I find the premise moronic and know it will suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There seem to be a few of us

      Did you watch eyewitness dinosaurs on vhs as a kid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

        also spent hours on pic related even though it was so simple

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

        also spent hours on pic related even though it was so simple

        You guys old enough to have seen this dino show from the 80s?

        >kino narrator
        >often scary original soundtrack
        >had both Bakker and Horner interviews

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think I saw that when I ransacked my local library

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ahem
      i still bust these dinosaur sheets out for special occasions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shieeet I had this shame bedspread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based parents

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        First time I came in a woman without wearing a rubber was atop these sheets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you made her pregnant

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not all women can get pregnant, you bigot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, please, for the 8 year old me who wanted to be a paleontologist, for all the dino kids out there, be a paleontologist. You sound unhappy but unwavering in your love of dinosaurs and dino kino. Please follow your dreams.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch prehistoric planet instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go see it dino boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Took paleontology courses in college on my parents dime just because I loved dinos, never did anything with the degree
      Broseph idk what wagie job you have but paleo department often need help on expeditions or you can just take a vacation to one of the areas with lots of finds and hope you get lucky.

      Remember that these fragile bones are literally fading away constantly all over the planet. If you don't find and extract them they'll turn to dust over time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went on a few digs in Montana in 2011 and Argentina in 2014. The only thing I could muster up to find were teaching jobs but shit quickly fell apart for me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassdick park

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is supposed to be a fossilized dinosaur egg. That is a rock. You can find rocks like that anywhere. I used to find egg shaped rocks and pretend they were eggs when I was young.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Dinosaurs do not exit
      Get a real hobby

      Dumb sperg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all fossils are rocks m8. did you think they were digging up actual bones lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all fossils are rocks m8.
        Yes its a rock literally a fricking rock
        >did you think they were digging up actual bones lmao
        No they are fricking rocks LMAO. And you look at rocks and thunk giant bu pedal lizard-chickens LOL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We found T-Rex cartilage

          https://www.livescience.com/41537-t-rex-soft-tissue.html

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize the thing they said at the exact same time and I clapped!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha, seriously? What's with that scifi-channel spinosaurus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't buy into either extremes. It probably looked like this though all of dinosaurs in general are guessworks outside of a few fairly complete skeletons. T-Rex and a lot of the Hadrosaurs are pretty conclusive, but Spinosaurus we have very little to work with though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but Spinosaurus we have very little to work with though.

          An oft-overlooked drawback to the Allies winning WWII

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wewlad

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a terrible photoshop

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching an old-timey dino documentary as a kid about how it'd be if dinosaurs existed in the modern day and it had like dinosaurs scaring a family at the picnic. Was stop motion animation

    been trying to find it for years

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spinosaurus did not defeat a full-grown Tyrannosaurus Rex. The jury, therefore, remains out on its strength and makes T-rex better by default. Spinogays seethe.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giga bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why am i laughing so hard at this jpg im literally moronic now frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol giv link plz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/zantymandias/status/1532128238264270848?s=21&t=YEs340i6vb6y6ES6Ny8uLg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BASED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          estoy el lagarto gargantua

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not seeing any feathers or fluorescent colors here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >another doubleteam matchup
          god I hate this franchise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          actually disappointing, frick trevarrow they are just standing there doing nothing until the rex rams the giga. it is actual shit wtf .

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the rexes from TLW cameo at the end. like why not just have them come in and triple team the giga if you're going for fanwank at least make it look cool lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so therizino's arms are strong enough to nullify the force and weight of the giga being shoved by a rex? and not even experience a little push back? when it should have throttled the shit out of that bird and giga should have squashed it.
          guess they cant into physics

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jurassic World movies are basically MCU by this point so yeah it's moronic

            The idea 2 different species dinos would ever "team up" is moronic to begin with unless they were fighting over prey, but Therinzinosaurus just used its claws to rip off leafs efficiently and was big enough that nobody would have fricked with it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao what a gigabitch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >giga stands there like a fricking dog that can't decide what ball to chase
          >rex just sort of headbutts giga directly into the fingernails of therizinosaurus
          >therizinosaurus is apparently an apprentice of wolverine as the claws are tough enough to pierce through its entire body including the vertebrae in its neck
          >rex starts pogging like that was the plan all along
          >giga dies like a b***h
          >rex and therizinosaurus start cheering like they're best bros
          god this is fricking moronic, i'm going to love this shitty movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So this is the Jurassic Park movie Trevorrow's claimed he's always wanted to make, huh?
          What a fricking hack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the frick is this jfl

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THIS GIANT DINO EGG?!?!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jurassic World Dominion
    More like locust world dominion

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about this just give me Bryce Dallas Howard porn look-a-likes.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the ending? I heard the bad dino just gets crushed by a tower

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how come the military isnt just flying in helicopters genociding all the dinos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because dinosaurs have superpowers in this universe and are able to evade all sensory technology as well as absorb bullets and take down aircraft and tanks

      IRL Even the largest dinos could be taken down by a few rednecks with hunting rifles and tank of gasoline

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giga was a lame villain anyway it was probably slightly smaller than the T-Rex and had a weaker bite. Making it the ULTIMATE PREDATOR was futile.

    After Spinosaurus there was nowhere left to go. It's why they had to go with a bioengineered pretend dino in JW. Though honestly instead of bioengineered dinosaur, I would just have done a species of dinosaur they discovered in the JP universe but not IRL. There are probably countless dino species we'll never discover due to lack of fossils.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These morons could have just done something on a smaller scale like an Allosaurus, the camo Carnotaurus pack or shit, make an adult Dilophosaurus.
      It doesn't always need to be giant fricking therapods.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no feathers
    Unwoke dinosaurs are BACK

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "I hope nobody's afraid of israelites"
    Wew talk about saved by the bell with that dinosaur turning up

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