Jurassic World Dominion holds a 5.8 on IMDb and a 30% on RT. I liked it though.
What did you think?
Is cloning ethical?
Can I get a Maisee clone?
What did we think of her acting?
Why wasn't Isabella Sermon in anything else besides the last two JW movies?
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yo what's up with the recent kid actors casting, all of them have sharpie eyebrow, like that kid from the show Station Eleven.
Thick eyebrows are the best
Do you think she trims it into a strip, triangle, or fully waxed?
I think she doesn't trim at all
Since her mother gave birth to her via parthenogenesis, does that mean Maisie will become spontaneously pregnant with a clone of herself sometime in the future?
god i sure hope so
>It's 2122
>The Maisies have been growing exponentially, and have taken over the North American continent.
>Men keep taking them for wives, yet they only birth other Maisies.
>Genetic diversity has reached a bottleneck
>Soon, the whole world will be Maisies.
>The celebrations have not stopped for 8 years.
her accent was quite annoying tbh
I found it sexy.
This. Then I checked her age.
which enhanced her sexiness
EXACTLY!
She recently turned 16, the last great age for a girl. After that it's all down hill
bump
Zoomer movies suck
>I liked it though
So what is the point of this thread other than informing us you have shit taste?
The fact this shitpile doesn't have 99% 1 star reviews shows its over for humanity
It's scores are really shit and each sequel made hundreds of millions less than the previous one. So it's not all bad
they could have gone farther with the returns
Have Sarah Harding working with Ellie Sattler, or with Ian Malcolm at BioSyn.
Make that black pilot chick Ian's daughter from Lost World.
Ramsay could have been the kid from JP3.
The boys from Jurassic World could have been poachers or agents taking down the poachers.
plague of darkness
>the power goes out
global famine
>world faces famine
plague of frogs
>um, all the dinos were made with frog dna?
plague of locusts
>giant locusts attack
rain of fire
>firey locusts fall from the sky and burn everything
first one third was okay, almost good. Then one finds out that the movie is nothing but one random scene after the other. Complete waste.
Colin Trevorrow has been the worst thing that ever happened to dinousarus, even worse than the asteroids
>Colin Trevorrow has been the worst thing that ever happened to dinousarus, even worse than the asteroids
And that's putting it mildly. Even for by frankenmovie blockbuster standards his vision is utterly derivative and middling.
The Ebert review about the pit Simms up the differences between a Spielberg and the likes of Trevorrow.
> An action scene that throws Owen and the lead kidnapper into a fighting pit where onlookers wager on dinosaur fights is as indifferently composed and edited as poorly nearly every other action scene in the film, and it becomes depressing once you think about what Spielberg, or even his favorite second-unit director Joe Johnston ("Jurassic Park III"), might have done with it. It could've been a tiny masterpiece of action, slapstick, and social commentary, with the pit audience initially reacting with outrage when their regularly scheduled dino-fights are disrupted, then gleefully shifting gears by betting on the two humans who are going at each other, making fresh odds and handing off fistfuls of cash while baying for blood. Trevorrow looks at this setup and sees nothing but a hero fighting a henchman in a pit.
>went from directing an indie film based on a literal internet meme, to directing a movie of one of the biggest movie franchises because steven spielberg felt like it
the israelites have gotten out of control
There has been an acute failure to produce the next generation of talented filmmakers. The old garde has lost it’s touch in the past decade as well. Sorry times we live in.
what did people not like about this one?
the villain's evil plan was absolutely moronic.
The guy thought no one on earth could possibly figure out his plan, like "Oh gee, this plague of cloned super locusts dont eat plants from one specific company? what a wacky coincidence!"
Also how they kept hyping up the Giga as the largest carnivore, and then it looks barely any bigger than the rex and goes out like a b***h.
>Also how they kept hyping up the Giga as the largest carnivore, and then it looks barely any bigger than the rex and goes out like a b***h.
They've been rehashing this subplot since 3. Same shit every time too.
>Giga as the largest carnivore
This doesn't make any goddamn sense.
they always said land carnivore or largest carnivore to walk the earth
to be fair it was largest LAND carnivore, plus I think the Mosa's size in the movies is exaggerated larger than it actually was.
This scene deserved so much more screen time. They did this in the last one too, putting the mosasaur in it for 5 seconds just to put in the trailers then never expand on it. Wouldve loved to see a deadliest catch crew have to fend off this sucker from a lifeboat.
The Giga didn't even do anything wrong yet it's treated like it's some unsympathetic villain at the end that you're supposed to cheer that it died because GOOD DINOSAWR FIGHT LE BAD DINOSAWR H*CKIN EPIC!!!!
It's just weird how the JW movies want us to root for the Rex when it's a confirmed man-eater and wouldn't hesitate to try and eat the human heroes.
I find it interesting how people still get mad at JPIII for "disrespecting" a random T. rex but turn around and find no problem that the World movies treat the VERY FIRST rex in Jurassic Park like a weak loser that can't win without any help but also try to portray her as a superhero instead of an animal.
I'm annoyed they just reused the first T-Rex(I refuse to use the gay nickname) for all 3 world movies instead of introducing another one. Made you assume it was the one and only T-Rex in the world, which is moronic because it's the most popular dinosaur, and then they just reveal there were more at the end. They also just did an exact copy of the first World movie's ending.
Not to mention how apparently dinosaurs are a huge problem for the world but then all of a sudden at the end they're just living peacefully with other animals? How did that happen?
the "random" T.rex was the juvenile from Lost World they bandaged up
the other rex's at the end were the parents from Lost World
>the "random" T.rex was the juvenile from Lost World
No, it wasn't.
>The Giga didn't even do anything wrong yet it's treated like it's some unsympathetic villain at the end
Even worse, in the promotional intro, the Trex was the one that started shit when the giga was just chilling and minding its own business.
yeah that was really weird. it's like they saw the negative reception of the T-Rex death in JP3, but addressed it by taking it to the extreme. now the T-Rex is the ultimate hero that always saves the day, never kills any innocent humans, and every other carnivore is a villain that no one cares about them dying.
too old
how did Dallas parachute into jungle, and the plane crash into snow and ice, and they soon meet up at the same place?
I saw a thread on twitter of all the weird and incompetent directing in this movie. It looks godawful.
>twitter
opinion disregarded
Post the link you homosexual
Why do Americans stick their thumb out like that when they give someone the finger? Looks so fricking stupid. God I hate americans so, so much.
>Isabella Sermon (born July 8, 2006) is a British actress who played Maisie Lockwood in the 2018 film Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and the 2022 film Jurassic World: Dominion. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was Sermon's first film role.
wasted quads
Did I say she wasn't British? Show me where I said that, stupid c**ts. Frick kind of moronic point are you trying to prove?
Unironically it’s because of Black folk. In the 90s wiggers and Black folk did it then everyone started copying the new Black personism.
she's british
>What did you think?
I think Jurassic Park III mogs the entirety of the World trilogy.
I saw it in theaters and would give it a 2/10 personally.
I barely could even consider this a movie, it was more like a disjointed compilation of modern action-adventure movie cliches that hardly made any sense. It wasn't satisfying to watch in the slightest, and it went on for two and a half hours.
damn she is going to be so attractive in 2 years
oh yeah not attractive at all right now fr but some sweet day she will be
her Insta bio used to say something like "officially the least active person alive" and sadly I think she wasn't kidding
Is she a clone of a man? Because she looks male.
I went into the movie expecting it to be bad but entertaining, and that's what I got. It was still infinitely better than the previous movie. Also RIP scooter guy, that was tasteless.
noooooo scooterbro
Wu suddenly wanting to do good was also stupid, like the previous two movies his entire motivation has been “I get to make monstrous dino hybrids, I fricking love my job!” Now suddenly he feels bad and wants to help the world.
Her briitoiishh accent was even worse than her acting. Beyond shit
Frick you, British accents are kino.