Just back from marathoning this kino at the Kino-plex for Danny Boyle season.

Just back from marathoning this kino at the Kino-plex for Danny Boyle season. God damn this movie is kino and so much better on the big screen.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jelus. i wanna see it on the big screen again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check and see if it's being shown again near you, I was surprised to see it was listed again today.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing 🙁

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if Danny Boyle season is playing every where or if it's a local thing here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where is your thing happening?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cineworld, U.K.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit film. the physicist is the least logical and most moronic one on the ship. and it turns into a shitty freddy krueger movie in the last 1/3rd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised you got to watch the movie with all the dicks you must have been sucking on account of you being that gay and all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was only 3 dicks you dumbfrick
        I'm also trans

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My apologies Anon. Please post you're girl dick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Please post you're girl dick.
            >Please post you are girl dick.
            ESL piece of shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He fell for the meme

              First day?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SIRS
                IT'S A MEME SIRS
                DO NOT REDEEM

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >redditspacing
                >pretending to be an oldgay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >outed himself
                Or
                >master troll who has seen W.T. Snacks posts

                Dammit. I don’t know what to do

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitty reddit flick for total brainlet trannies

    >sun stopping to burn 4.5 billion years before it should happen is... like... science and shit
    >we could make it burn again with nuclear bombs exploding on its surface mate, totally
    >what? there are billions of thermonuclear reactions on the sun already? why did no one told me?

    >stars aren't that hot anyway, we'll totally not get melt and that bomb that cannot do nothing anyway, will surely not melt before reaching the surface

    >dude let's NOT use the supercomputer to calculate the trajectories because computers make mistakes
    >omawgawd out mathematician made a mistake why didn't we just use the fricking computer?

    >dude swimming in coolant is fine and shiet, no worries about hypothermia and other gay shit
    >oh, you freeze AFTER you get out of the coolant... yeah, that's how it works, dawg
    >anyway, you're lucky the antifreeze didn't burn your eyes out and didn't make you puke blood - overall, not that bad

    >human body actually freezes one second after being exposed to vacuum
    >I don't wanna talk to a scientist - these motherfrickers lyin' and making me pissed

    >our communications are cut off, but both teams can communicate with the AI?
    >yeah, let's NOT use the AI to communicate our teams, that would be lame

    >so I read the dust is composed of human epidermis
    >dude, what if more people die, so they'd become a dust layer so thick you could walk knee deep in human dust?

    >holy shit! it's Freddy Krueger! the third degree burns of his entire body made him super strong and shiet!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not reading that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sunshine is a brainlet kino though.

        have you ever tried having fun and losing your virginity?

        Didn’t read as soon as I saw the reddit spacing

        I WON'T READ IT!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beyond ironic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kino are they watching?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sunshine
            >Nolan slop
            >fotm streaming show
            >capeshit #64023

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile redpill threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sunshine is a brainlet kino though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever tried having fun and losing your virginity?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, your mom was great in bed. You can tell right away she had lots of experience. And for only $5 who would turn her down?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t read as soon as I saw the reddit spacing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WON'T READ IT!!!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t we do a Cinemaphile meet up? Seems like a lot of people went to see it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should all meet up and shout kino as we marathon movies and then we can all have friends

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it until the end where that guy and the girl turn up for no reason. Would have been better if he was just alone on that bomb part.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the third act destroys it. like they may as well have had brie larson in it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the jump is the best scene

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Capa become God?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please respond

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He met God and they became bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      If you consider getting instantly burned to death being god.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it last week actually. The camera and plot were needlessly way too fricking complicated. I liked it less as it went on and I've soured on it more after the movie. Good cast and good opening.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like the quick camera shots during the fights but enjoyed the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the camera became too quick for the last 30 minutes. Story was relatively simple, but they tried explaining it too much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the camera towards the end. I'm still unsure why it was distorted due to Pinbacker (I saw that could possibly represent Satan, not sure if that has anything to do with it). The shots when time and space were compressed inside the payload were a nice touch.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is overrated as frick and so is the other scary space movie.... the one with Lawrence Fishburne.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go watch the Marvela, I'm sure that's more your kind of sci-fi movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you don't like shit I'm sure you like shit
        kys zoomzoom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moon is a better movie but Sunshine has more to say about our culture and sheeit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest bad movie ever. Even better than Meet Joe Black.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditors filtered by the third act
    Some things never change

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