we are the real victims, being subjected to this psyop.
>wow goyim, you cant even murder your own wife anymore. see, we can see all your online searches. no dont ask how or why that data exists. haha hes so dumb, we told him if we did the interviews and he got good ratings he'd be in the clear. hahaha this is you goy, an idiot trapped in a zoo, dont ever revolt or we will get you.
Chris Watts and Nichol Kessinger. A cheating husband and his mistress.
He wanted unlimited access to her turd tunnel, but was already in a loveless marriage with his wife and supporting two sickly daughters too.
From the countless ventures into her shit lined canal, he went into a daze.. some would say an anal daze..
This gave him an idea on how to have his anal squeezed frosted cake and eat it too,, by killing his family so he'd finally be free of them without going through the lengthy and expensive process that is divorce.
He strangled them all, and stuffed their corpses into a 10 inch hole in oil barrels that he then hid on his job site.
Uh huh yeah officers this is real sad and all but the game is about to start so I gotta bounce, if you see those kids around give me a nugget...I mean nudge haha
Indeed I’ve heard tales of my families disappearance. They’re dead most likely, that’s my presumption. I did warn Sharon many times that if she was a bitch someone was going to kill her, but she didn’t heed my warnings. Cece also deserved the fate she got. It looks like I’m back on the market for a new wife and family, oh well, no sense wallowing in pity for myself
>really miss those little guys.. kinda wish they weren't dead. did i say dead? i meant missing. yeah, that's right. sorry i just lost my favorite loadout to a 4 man pmc squad in reserve and i'm a little tilted. they really had me over a barrel. yeah so those dead kids.. would be good to have them back, they were pretty cool guys. i'd go have a beer with them. anyway if you see them dm me on steam
Every moment of the investigation was documented and freely available online. Plus, Chris and his situation are about as middle-American as you can get. The vapid MSM whors wife, the ugly squealing daughters, the oversized and overpriced house that was beyond their paycheck, everything was relatable and fit into the modern hell of the white American male experience.
>The vapid MSM whors wife, the ugly squealing daughters, the oversized and overpriced house that was beyond their paycheck
The sad thing is he didn't seem to mind any of that. He was completely into the vapid and banal existence he was living. He just realized he could get a woman with a nice ass who would do anal and decided that was better, so he killed his kids and wife.
Yes, that’s the punchline. There are a million Chris’s in America right now. My brother is a Chris, even. We all know a Chris. That’s what makes the story so good.
Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.
they read his mail before its given to him. apparently a lot of women mail him marriage proposals.
1 month ago
Anonymous
so what? it's important for prison guards to be in on the joke. Imagine being Chris and being tormented by wagie COs who read the Cinemaphile Cinemaphile threads. They might even pelt Chris with chicken nuggets and he'd be powerless to do anything about it
I have, several times. I know one of the guards at DCI Waupun and know for sure he gets everything he's sent. In fact, this guard is a woman and I'd lay odds she gets fired for getting impregnated by him.
Every moment of the investigation was documented and freely available online. Plus, Chris and his situation are about as middle-American as you can get. The vapid MSM whors wife, the ugly squealing daughters, the oversized and overpriced house that was beyond their paycheck, everything was relatable and fit into the modern hell of the white American male experience.
Nah
I had fights with my women over me cheating or branding up.
His dumb ass wife 100000% confronted him that night. He confessed and she a million percent flipped out and threatened to ruin his life. They got into a fight and I wouldn't be surprised if she started hitting him because women do that a lot. Then he just flipped out and strangled her because she was screaming at him and hitting him.
Kids woke up and saw their dead mother and that's where he really screwd up and saw no way out other than to kill then too. He probably thought that if he goes to jail they will end up alone and in a foster family anyway so he convinced himself that's better for them to die.
Tldr his dumb wife 100% made him flip out. The kids was a dumb panic mistake
No, according to him one of the kids walked I to him and saw the dead mother. So he panicked and thought their lives are ruined anyway and smothered them.
Cause it's Lynchian in the sense that people with an apparently perfect life were really struggling to the point that the breadwinner got driven crazy to do the worst thing possible. Suburbia, a house they couldn't afford, a sexy mistress that offered freedom that the wife no longer could provide, makes for such interesting discussion.
Most movies portray murderous sociopaths as dangerously intelligent and wickedly charming
This guy subverted our expectations by being a completely retarded sociopath
>neighbour is about to completely fuck Chris by showing his cctv footage of the morning to everyone >a pre-recorded commercial for American Horror Story happens to be playing in this webm >Shannan was pregnant >the commercial shows a fetus in the womb, a disastrous occurance, then shows the fetus/mother's skeleton being drug down and submerged in pitch black oil >this is all pure "coincidence", and was caught on film >Chris visibly enthralled and freaked out by what is playing on the television while everyone else is none the wiser
you fucking kill your pregnant wife and daughters and dispose of the bodies in a fucking oil drum and this is the shit you see on television?
They wasted a lot of food, drove their father nuts with their screaming, and faked being sick all of the time. I'm not saying they deserved to be crushed into an oil drum, but they weren't good kids.
>those kids who parents believed them unconditionally >faked being ill so much they basically dropped out of school >played videogames all day and night >constant doctors appointments that never found anything wrong >eventually were prescribed amphetamines
I had 3 friends like this. I used to be pretty jealous that their parents let them do that, but now they're all broke NEETS with no self determination.
I...even if there were more than 8 actual volcanoes with lava in the world, the fact that he thought he could just go up the side and then roll over some corpse bags into the mouth is...
Well it would have been like the ending of Terminator 2 if it worked. Could have been epic.
>Well it would have been like the ending of Terminator 2 if it worked. Could have been epic.
but then there would have been metallic terminator Bella and CeCe chasing him and throwing nuggies at him, so he dropped the idea.
Bros my gurlfriend always wants me to do anal on her because it's the only way she can cum. I'm not a huge fan though and always have to say no. I do it once a month or so as a treat for her.
I try to make her cum vaginally and sometimes she does. I just don't like anal all that much. Certainly can't see why it would make one annihilate ones entire family.
does she cum solely from dick in the pooper? does she have to diddle as well? women like this are exceedingly rare, I'm curious if it's a physical thing, a psychological thing, or both
My gf can cum just fine from regular sex, but she says anal is a stronger orgasm, and the best orgasm she ever had is the first time we did it. So there's something there.
>and the best orgasm she ever had is the first time we did it.
how and why did the first time start? >hey babe lets try to do the poop lube tube tonight
1 month ago
Anonymous
I've done it with probably 60% of the girls I've ever slept with, so we got drunk and I talked her into it. And she was hooked.
1 month ago
Anonymous
you don't like it that much but you talk the majority of your partners into it? Why?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I never said I didn't like it that much. Of course I like it. It's a dominance thing.
She insists her G-spot is in her ass and also that she finds it easier to cum if it's while im cumming inside her and since we don't do birth control that's only possible with anal.
A woman would never suck my dick, so why should I do anything for her? Her being used as in the hypothetical sense. If she did exist, she would not suck my dick, so why should I eat her out if she would let me do that? Do you have an answer for that?
Oh look it’s an incel pretending to be a sex haver and a sex haver pretending to be an incel. How original
1 month ago
Anonymous
believe whatever you want. I'm sorry you've settled in life anon. It is possible to have a relationship where you have sex every night and make her cum with PIV without ever having to go down on her. You should set higher standards for yourself. Hit the gym and do weightlifting and cardio. Your performance in sex will skyrocket
1 month ago
Anonymous
I could give you the benefit of the doubt if you said every time, but every night is a bit excessive. She can’t be that horny all the time
1 month ago
Anonymous
If you can dream it, you can live it. Set higher standards and aspirations for yourself. Some women are down for getting down every night.
1 month ago
Anonymous
What about when she starts her period? Where are you having sex, is it on the bed every time? I don’t know the logistics don’t seem plausible
1 month ago
Anonymous
When she starts her period I might have sex with her anyways, otherwise I get oral. Blood isn't a big deal and doesn't change anything.
It's on the bed most of the time yeah. Now I'm not saying we have sex 100% of nights, but it's very rare for there to be a night we don't have sex. Like there would have to be special circumstances. If it's a typical day then yes we're having sex. Weekends it's multiple times a day.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The bed is a pretty bad place to do it every time. You can probably go 1 or 2 nights without washing it, but you’d be washing it like 2 or 3 times a week. I would rather have sex in the shower. But I don’t know, it would be nice if she sucks you off at least once a night, though
1 month ago
Anonymous
What, do you get disgusted by her smell or something? It doesn't need to be washed that often. She is thin and hygienic though so maybe it's different with fat women. We also have multiple blankets we can swap out as needed if there are any issues.
She gives me oral and deepthroat as often as I want it. Sometimes I don't have her do it just so I don't take it for granted, but it's still very often.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The sweat is only some of the issue. Honestly, this just sounds too good to be true. Especially if you’re talking about a relationship that’s already been going on for over a year
1 month ago
Anonymous
It has been over a year. There are downsides to the relationship, just not the sex.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Well I guess if you say so. I was pretty sure you were larping at first and I’m not much more convinced that you’re not, but if you are telling the truth I’m impressed by it at least
1 month ago
Anonymous
Some even moreso. My wife begs for it nonstop. Every morning, every evening, and any chance she gets. Never ever satisfied. Will do literally anything.
Tbh it’s both great and a little annoying. She pouts when it’s been longer than 24 hours since she’s been dicked.
Still though, much prefer it to a low libido relationship. Had plenty of those too
1 month ago
Anonymous
>just because I can only make girls cum with oral means that's the case for everyone
1 month ago
Anonymous
My faith in Cinemaphile is really starting to dwindle. Sometimes I can’t tell if everyone here is 15 or 30 year old virgins
1 month ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile is an aging website, a lot of incels have figured out how to get laid, and quite a lot, in their late 20s and 30s
1 month ago
Anonymous
I’m going to do you a favor newfag. You’re pardoned. Be free and don’t torment yourself here any longer
1 month ago
Anonymous
>anyone who can make their girlfriend cum with vaginal penetration is actually a LARPing incel!
Christ man just give it up. Go read some sexual interviews with women, you are going to find plenty who can have orgasms with vaginal penetration alone.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I was going to explain myself but I remembered the words someone just said to me… I’m pardoned
A woman would never suck my dick, so why should I do anything for her? Her being used as in the hypothetical sense. If she did exist, she would not suck my dick, so why should I eat her out if she would let me do that? Do you have an answer for that?
A clueless schmuck who lacked the braincells to realize he was trapped in a loveless marriage had a moment of clarity and killed his wife and kids so he could be with his anal princess. Everything about the murders and cover up was inept.
Every individual detail stands on its own as hilarious.
Does anybody SINCERELY feel sad for the daughters? Their death has no impact on me. To be totally honest if I look at all the years of laughter that the memes around this case have brought me then their deaths were definitely worth it.
I agree we have all gotten more enjoyment from their deaths than whatever they might have amounted to in life (probably very little because both their parents were retards)
Of course it makes me sad, they were innocent. But, it really makes you wonder the sort of questions Chris must have grappled with; How much buttsex is two innocent lives worth?
>have to respond to some pavlovian mundfuck training such as your wife showering at night to know you’re allowed access to her pussy
Marriage not even once
It’s not like they’re strangers. After living together he should be able to know her enough to read the signals. Why else would she take a shower at night. A shower at night is almost unheard of because think about it, you’d just be going to be bed and then would shower and get ready again in the morning
I know a ton of people that take night showers. They skip the morning shower usually. Sheets stay cleaner longer, which cuts down on acne if you have a problem with that. And especially for girls with longer or unmanageable hair, they simply don't have time to dry it properly in the morning.
I’m pretty sure he suffocated them. This case is very sad with the murder of the wife and daughters he could have just not been a homosexual and left them to have anal sex or whatever but there is something truly, cosmically, karmic about everything that happened after. The skull on the tv, his “yeah please find them I guess or whatever”, the anal lube in the jail cell. It’s like an inverse miracle playing out before our eyes. True evidence of God.
I think you replied to the wrong person but you bring up some interesting points. It is pretty biblical when you think about it. Everything in that house was pure evil and sin and it led to the most heinous crime imaginable where he murdered his own family. It was a tale wrought with sodomy, greed, lies, thievery and backstabbing
Well I’m sorry mr picky but not everyone has those comfort levels. Maybe she never initiated sex before in that manner and it would be a real challenge in their relationship for her to do that. You don’t know their love language >:(
Well I’m sorry mr picky but not everyone has those comfort levels. Maybe she never initiated sex before in that manner and it would be a real challenge in their relationship for her to do that. You don’t know their love language >:(
yeah you are right. it fucking sucks to just have to do all the effort like a retard everytime. She could've just gone for his dick if she wanted it. though watts was probably not into it because he didn't clean his dick from his mistresses ass
>full well that we’re fuckups
Are we fuckups? How do you explain doctors and firefighters? Humans are capable of doing good sometimes.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Doctors mostly do it for money and prestige and to feel like God. Firefighters do it for adrenaline, status, and to feel like God. Saving people is rarely selfless.
>guy is a quebecois wannabe jordan peterson who made a name for himself a few years ago by getting involved in ibs and debate bro drama >gets with an actual retarded woman, has a couple kids with her, youngest being a newborn >she "decided to go on a survivalist camping trip" back in june >guy drops her off at a gas station with no cash or equipment > supposedly texts him three days later saying she's getting rid of her phone and not to contact her >goes four months without calling the cops, tells her family she's fine >a missing person's case is opened by a government worker, persumably a caretaker when she didn't take her newborn to doctor's appointments >guy goes on interviews about her acting like a spastic and doing things like shilling his book, saying that he doesn't care if she comes back, and that he's glad to have the house to himself now, and that she can send him an encrypted email to let everyone know she's alive and well
Sounds like a retard. Reminds me a little of that streamer that put up a fake live stream and killed his gf.
1 month ago
Anonymous
There are ways of doing both of these things that doesn't involved saving people.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Reminds me a little of that streamer that put up a fake live stream and killed his gf
kino
1 month ago
Anonymous
My dad’s family doctor, a father of two young children, decided to diddle his receptionist resulting in the destruction of his marriage and his spirit. People are people (and you learn all sorts of fun shit about your neighbours living in a small town)
1 month ago
Anonymous
If medical malpractice was counted as a cause of death, it would be the third most common cause of death in America, beating cancer. Doctors are some of the biggest fuckups around.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I don't think that what OP meant.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I meant it in more of a Kantian sense, but his point his valid imo
Free will doesn't exist. It's involuntary for me to not believe in God. I would if I could. I did not choose to be an atheist. Being an atheist is depressing. I want to believe in God. Yet - I cannot. I could lie and tell you I do. But in my heart I would not believe.
If God didn't give you free will, talking about free will wouldn't even be a thing.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes it would, because that's what happened. I had no free will in starting this conversation.
1 month ago
Anonymous
How do you know you have no free will?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Because I can't believe in God when I want to and have for many years.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Perhaps it's for the best. Most people are too retarded to be Christians, including those that claim to be. And other religions are a waste of time.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>too retarded to be Christian
Lmfao you have to be retarded to be Christian
>Look, my religion is right, this 2000 year old book proves it. I know it's right because see these 500 people 2000 years ago said they really really saw Jesus. Yes I have proof of that, it's in the 2000 year old book, and this other 2000 year old book. We all know historical sources like this are very accurate.
So then why did god give us free will knowing full well that we’re fuckups? Just so he could then punish us? Dick move imho
>full well that we’re fuckups
Are we fuckups? How do you explain doctors and firefighters? Humans are capable of doing good sometimes.
The people who champion "free will" as an explanation for God's action (or inaction) are missing the point of why we value freedom so much. If you don't have free will, you're subordinate to the will of another, and the person who rules you is likely to be corrupt and not have your interests at heart. That point is moot when the person who would rule you is God and he created you in the first place. He could have just as well have created you without free will and it would have been fine. People who think free will actually explains anything are just taking a mental shortcut from "dictator who takes freedom = bad" to the inverse "God who gives freedom = good" when God is entirely absolved from having to give freedom. Every religion also teaches that people have misused their freedom and that it's better to surrender that freedom back to God. So it really doesn't make any sense.
I really miss coming home, exhausted from work, and strung out on caffeine patches to those two little shits throwing their FUCKING dinner at my head....
>on his way to Raleigh after having been gone for a few weeks/months and not seeing his wife and kids: >Chris: "just touched down, getting ready to get off the plane" >Shanaananan: "let me know when you get to the escalator so I can record the kids reacting"
I'm beginning to understand...
>Jcs is an awful channel
What are you talking about, their ridiculous comments and absurd conclusions are hilarious. >here the subject absent-mindedly scratches their arm, in combination with the question asked 30 minutes ago and the detectives tone of voice that indicates that they're extremely guilty and everyone knows that
>The subject has placed his hands together on the table - experienced body language analysts know this as 'the brazilian wigwam', clearly indicating the subject had oatmeal for breakfast and harbors an irrational hatred for clowns
I agree it's hilarious, it just amazes me how many people buy into it.
>The subject is nervously playing with his hands, and stuttering while an angry police officer accuses him of brutally murdering his mother. This is a clear sign of guilt.
>Jcs is an awful channel
What are you talking about, their ridiculous comments and absurd conclusions are hilarious. >here the subject absent-mindedly scratches their arm, in combination with the question asked 30 minutes ago and the detectives tone of voice that indicates that they're extremely guilty and everyone knows that
im convinced the channel only exists so it itself can be court admissible evidence
>your honor, as you can see this anon has watched crime videos as per the google algorithium so he knew what to say and how to hide his horrible crimes, therefore hes guilty case closed
>gf wants to be dropped off in the middle of the woods >alone >abandoning her children, including a newborn >didn't take her phone, cash, or any camping equipment
>guy is a quebecois wannabe jordan peterson who made a name for himself a few years ago by getting involved in ibs and debate bro drama >gets with an actual retarded woman, has a couple kids with her, youngest being a newborn >she "decided to go on a survivalist camping trip" back in june >guy drops her off at a gas station with no cash or equipment > supposedly texts him three days later saying she's getting rid of her phone and not to contact her >goes four months without calling the cops, tells her family she's fine >a missing person's case is opened by a government worker, persumably a caretaker when she didn't take her newborn to doctor's appointments >guy goes on interviews about her acting like a spastic and doing things like shilling his book, saying that he doesn't care if she comes back, and that he's glad to have the house to himself now, and that she can send him an encrypted email to let everyone know she's alive and well
>saying she's getting rid of her phone and not to contact her
why do so many murderers do this? might as well say "btw I murdered this phone's owner and will now dispose of it"
You didn't mention the part where the guy has admitted to vigorously cleaning the house from top to bottom on a few occasions, that's what cause a few people to believe he for sure murdered her in the house
, knowing I (incel Cinemaphilener who doesn't even kneel for BLM) live in your head is orgasmic >brings up BLM out of nowhere because it lives in his head
Where did the throwing chicken nuggets meme come from? I know about the anal thing and the volcano thing but I've yet to see the thing about the nuggets.
Because his kids tossed chicken nuggets playfully at him one time and go booty blasted about and used it as inspiration to kill his whole fucking family.
>I am me >I am unique >Chris to retire
Yeah, Shanann was something else
>that picture
She probably picked out a new humiliation ritual every day.
Nice trips. I doubt she even realized how she was treating him or how much of a mess she had made their finances and how bad her social media addiction was. She doesn't seem the type to self-reflect.
>gf moves in with me >she's batshit insane >break up with her >pack up her stuff to send it to her new place >find stuff like this
some people are really fucked up
I don't get why this even went to the courts. When I was five my dad sat me down and said that if I ever threw chicken nuggets at him then he would kill me, my sister, my mother, and then dump our bodies in the oil drums at his workplace. These kids probably knew what the consequences were and they did it anyway.
LADIES AND GENTS OF THIS HERE COURT, NOW I MAY BE A SIMPLE COUNTRY LAWYA, BUT EVEN I KNOW THAT A FINE FELLA WHO IS ANALLY INTOXICATED OFF OF FECAL FUMES IS LIABLE TO COMMIT THINGS THIS COURT MAY JUDGE TO BE HEINOUS, NEIGH, REPREHENSIBLE EVEN, PER SE, BUT IN KENTUCKY WE HAVE A CERTAIN PHRASE PERTINENT TO THIS HERE CIRCUMSTANCE, THAT IS, SO TO SPEAK, 'WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND,' AND I DO DECLARE THAT THIS APPLIES QUITE LITERALLY TO MY CLIENT, FOR THE RECTAL FUMES OF THIS VOLUPTUOUS DAME WENT ROUND HER SHAPELY BODY TO MY CLIENT'S NOSE, DRIVING HIM INTO A MURDEROUS STUPOR FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE BUT TO SLAY HIS FAMILY MOST INCONGRUOUSLY AND THEN TO PUMP HIS LOAD INTO HIS MISTRESS'S STATELY BACKSIDE. IS THAT A CRIME? WOULD ANY OF US ACT DIFFERENTLY? WHERE IS THE MENS REA? NEITHER THE LAWS OF GODS NOR MEN CAN HOLD SUCH A HOMELY FELLOW ACCOUNTABLE FOR ACTIONS WHICH WERE NOT HIS OWN. I REST MY CASE, YOUR HONUH. AMEN.
I like to think that he dual weilded and held each of his daughter's necks in each hand so he can keep both quiet and just dug deep and squeezed. You think he had to push them down on their backs to get the job done or did he go all darth vader and lift them off their feet?
>black on black street violence
im racist for the rest of my heckin' lifearino and will think of black people every second of the day, buck breaking! >white mutt kills his family for his white mutt whore
xD heckin' funny an nuanced, we've all been there.
>comfort levels
she's already been gaped by two of his kids, undoubtedly farts and shits in his presence, how is it so hard to just ask for sex from someone you plan to spend the rest of your life with?
We will never know who was the real victim of this story.
The israelites, as always
The child murderer is obviously the victim, anon.
The nuggets.
Such a waste
The family dog
we are the real victims, being subjected to this psyop.
>wow goyim, you cant even murder your own wife anymore. see, we can see all your online searches. no dont ask how or why that data exists. haha hes so dumb, we told him if we did the interviews and he got good ratings he'd be in the clear. hahaha this is you goy, an idiot trapped in a zoo, dont ever revolt or we will get you.
Chris Watts and Nichol Kessinger. A cheating husband and his mistress.
He wanted unlimited access to her turd tunnel, but was already in a loveless marriage with his wife and supporting two sickly daughters too.
From the countless ventures into her shit lined canal, he went into a daze.. some would say an anal daze..
This gave him an idea on how to have his anal squeezed frosted cake and eat it too,, by killing his family so he'd finally be free of them without going through the lengthy and expensive process that is divorce.
He strangled them all, and stuffed their corpses into a 10 inch hole in oil barrels that he then hid on his job site.
Uh huh yeah officers this is real sad and all but the game is about to start so I gotta bounce, if you see those kids around give me a nugget...I mean nudge haha
Anal. Not even once.
Indeed I’ve heard tales of my families disappearance. They’re dead most likely, that’s my presumption. I did warn Sharon many times that if she was a bitch someone was going to kill her, but she didn’t heed my warnings. Cece also deserved the fate she got. It looks like I’m back on the market for a new wife and family, oh well, no sense wallowing in pity for myself
>really miss those little guys.. kinda wish they weren't dead. did i say dead? i meant missing. yeah, that's right. sorry i just lost my favorite loadout to a 4 man pmc squad in reserve and i'm a little tilted. they really had me over a barrel. yeah so those dead kids.. would be good to have them back, they were pretty cool guys. i'd go have a beer with them. anyway if you see them dm me on steam
Whoever took my kids is a huge asshole. Speaking of assholes, I'm going to go stick my dick in my mistresses one
Why is this meme so kino?
Because we can all recognize ourselves in Chris.
He I like the opposite of me actually.
Well aside from the anal stuff I guess, female asses are great.
Keep projecting, schizo
Nah bitch, he is completely unrelatable. Ffs he killed his daughters, how tf could you possibly relate to that
A man took back his life and freedom from the famisraelite. It’s a rare victory in this sad world.
Every moment of the investigation was documented and freely available online. Plus, Chris and his situation are about as middle-American as you can get. The vapid MSM whors wife, the ugly squealing daughters, the oversized and overpriced house that was beyond their paycheck, everything was relatable and fit into the modern hell of the white American male experience.
>The vapid MSM whors wife, the ugly squealing daughters, the oversized and overpriced house that was beyond their paycheck
The sad thing is he didn't seem to mind any of that. He was completely into the vapid and banal existence he was living. He just realized he could get a woman with a nice ass who would do anal and decided that was better, so he killed his kids and wife.
And that truly is, with a bow on top, the quintessential 21st century American story.
When you put it like that it just makes it easier to laugh.
Yes, that’s the punchline. There are a million Chris’s in America right now. My brother is a Chris, even. We all know a Chris. That’s what makes the story so good.
Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants.
has anyone thought about mailing him this line? have any Cinemaphile anons written him?
Will they let you send inmates letters mocking them?
they read his mail before its given to him. apparently a lot of women mail him marriage proposals.
so what? it's important for prison guards to be in on the joke. Imagine being Chris and being tormented by wagie COs who read the Cinemaphile Cinemaphile threads. They might even pelt Chris with chicken nuggets and he'd be powerless to do anything about it
I have, several times. I know one of the guards at DCI Waupun and know for sure he gets everything he's sent. In fact, this guard is a woman and I'd lay odds she gets fired for getting impregnated by him.
He won't write back unless you send stamps.
Everytime I see this post I have to read it in its entirety.
An ass so nice i killed my daughters twice
Personally anal is disgusting to me so I wouldn't have gone down this path.
She has nice tits as well
What foes butt-cream taste like?
It’s magically delicious
She looks like an ANAL BRRAPPP HOG
He deserved better.
Nah
I had fights with my women over me cheating or branding up.
His dumb ass wife 100000% confronted him that night. He confessed and she a million percent flipped out and threatened to ruin his life. They got into a fight and I wouldn't be surprised if she started hitting him because women do that a lot. Then he just flipped out and strangled her because she was screaming at him and hitting him.
Kids woke up and saw their dead mother and that's where he really screwd up and saw no way out other than to kill then too. He probably thought that if he goes to jail they will end up alone and in a foster family anyway so he convinced himself that's better for them to die.
Tldr his dumb wife 100% made him flip out. The kids was a dumb panic mistake
>The kids was a dumb panic mistake
You don't "dumb panic" into slaughtering your own little children. Shit take.
You utter retard. It's exactly the other way around.when you are in a true panic you do retarded shit that you would never do otherwise.
When people are in a true panic they do retarded things like run into traffic etc.
No, according to him one of the kids walked I to him and saw the dead mother. So he panicked and thought their lives are ruined anyway and smothered them.
I thought he tried smothering one of the girls before he strangled the wife, but the kid regained consciousness
nah he planned it, just very badly, he texted some guy saying you dont need to go to that well tomorrow i can do it alone
Retard take
>that picture
She probably picked out a new humiliation ritual every day.
Cause it's Lynchian in the sense that people with an apparently perfect life were really struggling to the point that the breadwinner got driven crazy to do the worst thing possible. Suburbia, a house they couldn't afford, a sexy mistress that offered freedom that the wife no longer could provide, makes for such interesting discussion.
LYNCHED
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Also there's so much content on it for some reason
Most movies portray murderous sociopaths as dangerously intelligent and wickedly charming
This guy subverted our expectations by being a completely retarded sociopath
He doesn't seem that sociopathic.
What was he supposed to do? Cotinue with his shit wife and fetal alchohol daughters (god bless their heart)?
The high IQ murderer meme is usually just that. Most murderers including serial killers are below average IQ
We all know a family like them.
>overly controlling/nagging wife
>bratty kids
>cowed and depressed dad ready to blow his top
I daresay it's the standard for the modern American family
The MLM involvement is particularly common
as a yuropoor you have my full sympathies
how are you holding up ameribros?
>Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
>Of a cottage on the shore
>Of a dark Scottish lake
because it's a retard killing his children and insane wife just to for some anal
Because you are twisted and find humour in what is clearly sadistic and a tragedy. You have no empathy for the poor children murdered.
Chris' retardation and weird coincidences like that commercial.
speak for yourself retard
There’s something kino about murdering your entire family to have anal sex with your gf
This moment ALONE is justification enough for these threads. Absolutely fucking surreal. Lynchian. Actual evidence of the divine????
rundown on why this webm ?
>neighbour is about to completely fuck Chris by showing his cctv footage of the morning to everyone
>a pre-recorded commercial for American Horror Story happens to be playing in this webm
>Shannan was pregnant
>the commercial shows a fetus in the womb, a disastrous occurance, then shows the fetus/mother's skeleton being drug down and submerged in pitch black oil
>this is all pure "coincidence", and was caught on film
>Chris visibly enthralled and freaked out by what is playing on the television while everyone else is none the wiser
you fucking kill your pregnant wife and daughters and dispose of the bodies in a fucking oil drum and this is the shit you see on television?
You wanna know how I got these burn scars?
the daughters are the sad part 🙁
They wasted a lot of food, drove their father nuts with their screaming, and faked being sick all of the time. I'm not saying they deserved to be crushed into an oil drum, but they weren't good kids.
>wasted a lot of food, drove their father nuts with their screaming, and faked being sick all of the time.
All of that is the parent's fault.
No it’s not. Some kids are naturally good natured and well behaved. Some are just monsters from the time they form sentience
>those kids who parents believed them unconditionally
>faked being ill so much they basically dropped out of school
>played videogames all day and night
>constant doctors appointments that never found anything wrong
>eventually were prescribed amphetamines
I had 3 friends like this. I used to be pretty jealous that their parents let them do that, but now they're all broke NEETS with no self determination.
They're in Heaven's deep fryer, turning into angelic chicken nuggets
Sad... the chicken nugget throwing caused him to lose his memory
They threw chicken nuggets at him?
Yes, watch this documentary: https://youtu.be/yLypEhnpwIs?si=g4k2dA7mbNHup-fL
Same reason he googled volcanoes to drop the bodies into, he had ass worms in his brain.
I...even if there were more than 8 actual volcanoes with lava in the world, the fact that he thought he could just go up the side and then roll over some corpse bags into the mouth is...
Well it would have been like the ending of Terminator 2 if it worked. Could have been epic.
>Well it would have been like the ending of Terminator 2 if it worked. Could have been epic.
but then there would have been metallic terminator Bella and CeCe chasing him and throwing nuggies at him, so he dropped the idea.
ADAAAAAAAAAM
Always welcome AEW kino
why did he think it was a good idea to call the girls school and say they wont be attending anymore
Goddammit every detail in isolation is hilarious.
he was just being polite
Because then no one will come looking for them, duh.
He knew he fucked up
He wasnt thinking clearly
He was Ass Drunk
the Worms compelled him
they were fully in control
Bros my gurlfriend always wants me to do anal on her because it's the only way she can cum. I'm not a huge fan though and always have to say no. I do it once a month or so as a treat for her.
>once a month
some boyfriend you are. imagine if she only had sex with you once a month
I try to make her cum vaginally and sometimes she does. I just don't like anal all that much. Certainly can't see why it would make one annihilate ones entire family.
the worst they could do is give him life in prison, a place where he could get as much anal as he wanted
>anal >annihilate >anal
The circle of life
yep, he sure is. wtf were they thinking
poetic justice
does she cum solely from dick in the pooper? does she have to diddle as well? women like this are exceedingly rare, I'm curious if it's a physical thing, a psychological thing, or both
>women like this are exceedingly rare
lol no they’re not
My gf can cum just fine from regular sex, but she says anal is a stronger orgasm, and the best orgasm she ever had is the first time we did it. So there's something there.
>and the best orgasm she ever had is the first time we did it.
how and why did the first time start?
>hey babe lets try to do the poop lube tube tonight
I've done it with probably 60% of the girls I've ever slept with, so we got drunk and I talked her into it. And she was hooked.
you don't like it that much but you talk the majority of your partners into it? Why?
I never said I didn't like it that much. Of course I like it. It's a dominance thing.
She insists her G-spot is in her ass and also that she finds it easier to cum if it's while im cumming inside her and since we don't do birth control that's only possible with anal.
>She insists her G-spot is in her ass
Anon, you're gf is a man.
>t.
Use these threads as an opportunity and brainwash yourself into becoming an anal fiend like Chris.
holy shit you are gay
You probably haven’t done anal before it’s pretty overrated irl
don' forget about the smellz
Honestly I'm not even sure if I could do it if my gf asked me to, it's pretty disgusting
if you can't make her cum by eating her out, she should break up with you
eating a woman out is gay
it's always an incel that's never been within 3 feet of a woman that says pleasuring a woman you love is gay. weird innit
i have sex with my girlfriend every night and I make her cum with PIV
Oh look it’s an incel pretending to be a sex haver and a sex haver pretending to be an incel. How original
believe whatever you want. I'm sorry you've settled in life anon. It is possible to have a relationship where you have sex every night and make her cum with PIV without ever having to go down on her. You should set higher standards for yourself. Hit the gym and do weightlifting and cardio. Your performance in sex will skyrocket
I could give you the benefit of the doubt if you said every time, but every night is a bit excessive. She can’t be that horny all the time
If you can dream it, you can live it. Set higher standards and aspirations for yourself. Some women are down for getting down every night.
What about when she starts her period? Where are you having sex, is it on the bed every time? I don’t know the logistics don’t seem plausible
When she starts her period I might have sex with her anyways, otherwise I get oral. Blood isn't a big deal and doesn't change anything.
It's on the bed most of the time yeah. Now I'm not saying we have sex 100% of nights, but it's very rare for there to be a night we don't have sex. Like there would have to be special circumstances. If it's a typical day then yes we're having sex. Weekends it's multiple times a day.
The bed is a pretty bad place to do it every time. You can probably go 1 or 2 nights without washing it, but you’d be washing it like 2 or 3 times a week. I would rather have sex in the shower. But I don’t know, it would be nice if she sucks you off at least once a night, though
What, do you get disgusted by her smell or something? It doesn't need to be washed that often. She is thin and hygienic though so maybe it's different with fat women. We also have multiple blankets we can swap out as needed if there are any issues.
She gives me oral and deepthroat as often as I want it. Sometimes I don't have her do it just so I don't take it for granted, but it's still very often.
The sweat is only some of the issue. Honestly, this just sounds too good to be true. Especially if you’re talking about a relationship that’s already been going on for over a year
It has been over a year. There are downsides to the relationship, just not the sex.
Well I guess if you say so. I was pretty sure you were larping at first and I’m not much more convinced that you’re not, but if you are telling the truth I’m impressed by it at least
Some even moreso. My wife begs for it nonstop. Every morning, every evening, and any chance she gets. Never ever satisfied. Will do literally anything.
Tbh it’s both great and a little annoying. She pouts when it’s been longer than 24 hours since she’s been dicked.
Still though, much prefer it to a low libido relationship. Had plenty of those too
>just because I can only make girls cum with oral means that's the case for everyone
My faith in Cinemaphile is really starting to dwindle. Sometimes I can’t tell if everyone here is 15 or 30 year old virgins
Cinemaphile is an aging website, a lot of incels have figured out how to get laid, and quite a lot, in their late 20s and 30s
I’m going to do you a favor newfag. You’re pardoned. Be free and don’t torment yourself here any longer
>anyone who can make their girlfriend cum with vaginal penetration is actually a LARPing incel!
Christ man just give it up. Go read some sexual interviews with women, you are going to find plenty who can have orgasms with vaginal penetration alone.
I was going to explain myself but I remembered the words someone just said to me… I’m pardoned
Good luck bro, I wish you the best.
Lucky bastard…
You sound like you're not very experienced.
A woman would never suck my dick, so why should I do anything for her? Her being used as in the hypothetical sense. If she did exist, she would not suck my dick, so why should I eat her out if she would let me do that? Do you have an answer for that?
you'll understand when you grow up and get in your first relationship
Pussy smells bad. Theres your answer.
QRD?
A clueless schmuck who lacked the braincells to realize he was trapped in a loveless marriage had a moment of clarity and killed his wife and kids so he could be with his anal princess. Everything about the murders and cover up was inept.
Every individual detail stands on its own as hilarious.
>i'll refuse anal, whats he gonna do lol?
he had no choice
>Chris wrote a prayer book in prison
truly a pious man
Does anybody SINCERELY feel sad for the daughters? Their death has no impact on me. To be totally honest if I look at all the years of laughter that the memes around this case have brought me then their deaths were definitely worth it.
I agree we have all gotten more enjoyment from their deaths than whatever they might have amounted to in life (probably very little because both their parents were retards)
I do, it sucks hearing the kids were brats, but that's pretty standard bullshit for kids to do. They were innocent
>that's pretty standard bullshit for kids to do
Not once did I throw chicken nuggets at my parents.
They were constructed using his genetic material. They were always his to destroy.
Of course it makes me sad, they were innocent. But, it really makes you wonder the sort of questions Chris must have grappled with; How much buttsex is two innocent lives worth?
>sadness: 3 people
>happiness: millions
Their death was a huge net win.
You're an actual loser
Why didn't he just fuck her? He could get a workout lifting up Shananana's chubby ass and unleash his anger by senselessly beating up her holes.
The flesh was not willing to fuck her drumstick ass. The flesh yearned for a real bunda.
Holy based, Sharon sounds more and more murderable by the minute
I feel like most women have this "don't talk about anything, you have to guess what I want" mindse, fuck women honestly
>discussing anything
in other words, have to listen to her
She was pretty repulsive honestly, I actually feel some strange primal disgust at the idea of being him and having to fend off her feral advances
He was edging on coffeine patches and hitting PRs left and right
>volcom tattoo
>steelers fan
>UNC fan
couldn't be a bigger NPC if he tried
their kids are so unsympathetic looking, neither of them look that much like girls with those terrible poverty haircuts either
They are babies, they are not supposed to arouse you freak.
>their kids are so unsympathetic looking
wtf does this even mean? they're toddlers you incel lmao. have you ever been around kids?
No human child would do something as horrific as throwing chicken nuggets at their overworked father (who literally made them lunch a week prior).
>tarheels fan
>forces him in a steelers jersey
OH NO NO NO
>have to respond to some pavlovian mundfuck training such as your wife showering at night to know you’re allowed access to her pussy
Marriage not even once
It’s not like they’re strangers. After living together he should be able to know her enough to read the signals. Why else would she take a shower at night. A shower at night is almost unheard of because think about it, you’d just be going to be bed and then would shower and get ready again in the morning
>A shower at night is almost unheard of because think about it
not for blue collar workers
True but blue collar work was her antithesis. She preferred trying to scam people out of their money in MLM schemes
Sometimes you just wanna bathe
I know a ton of people that take night showers. They skip the morning shower usually. Sheets stay cleaner longer, which cuts down on acne if you have a problem with that. And especially for girls with longer or unmanageable hair, they simply don't have time to dry it properly in the morning.
I’m pretty sure he suffocated them. This case is very sad with the murder of the wife and daughters he could have just not been a homosexual and left them to have anal sex or whatever but there is something truly, cosmically, karmic about everything that happened after. The skull on the tv, his “yeah please find them I guess or whatever”, the anal lube in the jail cell. It’s like an inverse miracle playing out before our eyes. True evidence of God.
Too bad the kids weren't sexier.
I think you replied to the wrong person but you bring up some interesting points. It is pretty biblical when you think about it. Everything in that house was pure evil and sin and it led to the most heinous crime imaginable where he murdered his own family. It was a tale wrought with sodomy, greed, lies, thievery and backstabbing
I’m saying if she wants sex she should initiate by flirting and seducing him, not just do basic hygiene and expect it to happen
Well I’m sorry mr picky but not everyone has those comfort levels. Maybe she never initiated sex before in that manner and it would be a real challenge in their relationship for her to do that. You don’t know their love language >:(
You guys need to get a marriage counselor
To hell with that, I want a divorce!
yeah you are right. it fucking sucks to just have to do all the effort like a retard everytime. She could've just gone for his dick if she wanted it. though watts was probably not into it because he didn't clean his dick from his mistresses ass
Chris is is anal nirvana now
bump
Post chris if today
>yeah fr fr I been lookin but u kno if u spy that baddie and those baby zombies just tag me on X no cap on g, sheesh
how many horny lust letters from hungry thots so far? how many has he scored since going to prison?
So far:
Jared
Mike
Tubanc
Bolobolo
Mike again
>horny thots
0
>anons from Cinemaphile
100s
Sometimes I feel like I should send thank you letters to Chris for all the fun we've had at his expense
Kino.
how do people not believe in god
if god real why did he let this happen in the first place?
Perhaps he has an odd sense of humour. Perhaps
Any amount of suffering on Earth is literally inconsequential compared to eternity in Heaven
God does not interfere with free will, it's one of the most fundamental principles of christianity, and other religions.
So then why did god give us free will knowing full well that we’re fuckups? Just so he could then punish us? Dick move imho
>full well that we’re fuckups
Are we fuckups? How do you explain doctors and firefighters? Humans are capable of doing good sometimes.
Doctors mostly do it for money and prestige and to feel like God. Firefighters do it for adrenaline, status, and to feel like God. Saving people is rarely selfless.
Sounds like a retard. Reminds me a little of that streamer that put up a fake live stream and killed his gf.
There are ways of doing both of these things that doesn't involved saving people.
>Reminds me a little of that streamer that put up a fake live stream and killed his gf
kino
My dad’s family doctor, a father of two young children, decided to diddle his receptionist resulting in the destruction of his marriage and his spirit. People are people (and you learn all sorts of fun shit about your neighbours living in a small town)
If medical malpractice was counted as a cause of death, it would be the third most common cause of death in America, beating cancer. Doctors are some of the biggest fuckups around.
I don't think that what OP meant.
I meant it in more of a Kantian sense, but his point his valid imo
Free will is the whole point of earthly living
Free will doesn't exist. It's involuntary for me to not believe in God. I would if I could. I did not choose to be an atheist. Being an atheist is depressing. I want to believe in God. Yet - I cannot. I could lie and tell you I do. But in my heart I would not believe.
If God didn't give you free will, talking about free will wouldn't even be a thing.
Yes it would, because that's what happened. I had no free will in starting this conversation.
How do you know you have no free will?
Because I can't believe in God when I want to and have for many years.
Perhaps it's for the best. Most people are too retarded to be Christians, including those that claim to be. And other religions are a waste of time.
>too retarded to be Christian
Lmfao you have to be retarded to be Christian
>Look, my religion is right, this 2000 year old book proves it. I know it's right because see these 500 people 2000 years ago said they really really saw Jesus. Yes I have proof of that, it's in the 2000 year old book, and this other 2000 year old book. We all know historical sources like this are very accurate.
The people who champion "free will" as an explanation for God's action (or inaction) are missing the point of why we value freedom so much. If you don't have free will, you're subordinate to the will of another, and the person who rules you is likely to be corrupt and not have your interests at heart. That point is moot when the person who would rule you is God and he created you in the first place. He could have just as well have created you without free will and it would have been fine. People who think free will actually explains anything are just taking a mental shortcut from "dictator who takes freedom = bad" to the inverse "God who gives freedom = good" when God is entirely absolved from having to give freedom. Every religion also teaches that people have misused their freedom and that it's better to surrender that freedom back to God. So it really doesn't make any sense.
Okay then. Stop existing
Christcucks seething
not even an option in your religion
I am going to use my free will to not read your embarrassing novel of a post.
Comparing god to humans was your mistake kid. Loving god or hating him it's your choice.
Calvinists would disagree with you anon
God didn't create religion. It was just some dudes in the stone age. Maybe they were wrong.
Where in the Bible does it say that? And if that's true, what did the Bible mean when it said that God hardened Pharaoh's heart?
>hardened the pharaoh's heart
>This is what christcucks actually believe
Imaginary friends are for children anon
Tell that to the pharaoh who had his heart hardened by god so that the plagues could occur.
amerimutt television is predominantly evangelical bullshit with 24/7 ads about anti-abortion and guns
wrong. It is anti-Evangelical now.
This is what happens when you get all your news from Reddit
Which one?
The one who pays for commercials on American TV, duh.
There's only one. What's debatable is how you view him.
Why do you worship the national god of the israelites?
I have a hard time believing sometimes. Life is hard
ANON
LOOK OUT
That's it, time to join your sister.
I really miss coming home, exhausted from work, and strung out on caffeine patches to those two little shits throwing their FUCKING dinner at my head....
>on his way to Raleigh after having been gone for a few weeks/months and not seeing his wife and kids:
>Chris: "just touched down, getting ready to get off the plane"
>Shanaananan: "let me know when you get to the escalator so I can record the kids reacting"
I'm beginning to understand...
Gimme a quick rundown
Or a long one if you feel like it
dude murdered his wife and kids because he he had a mistress, but didn't get away with it since he was a massive retard
watch the jcs videos on him...
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Ty ty the thread looks like fun and I wanted to join in
>watch the jcs videos on him
Jcs is an awful channel and I'm glad the algorithm doesn't shill it as hard anymore.
>Jcs is an awful channel
What are you talking about, their ridiculous comments and absurd conclusions are hilarious.
>here the subject absent-mindedly scratches their arm, in combination with the question asked 30 minutes ago and the detectives tone of voice that indicates that they're extremely guilty and everyone knows that
>The subject has placed his hands together on the table - experienced body language analysts know this as 'the brazilian wigwam', clearly indicating the subject had oatmeal for breakfast and harbors an irrational hatred for clowns
I agree it's hilarious, it just amazes me how many people buy into it.
>The subject is nervously playing with his hands, and stuttering while an angry police officer accuses him of brutally murdering his mother. This is a clear sign of guilt.
im convinced the channel only exists so it itself can be court admissible evidence
>your honor, as you can see this anon has watched crime videos as per the google algorithium so he knew what to say and how to hide his horrible crimes, therefore hes guilty case closed
Dude high on coffeine patches and anal goes terminator on his family
Overworked husband stuck in suburban mcmansion debt hell with nagging wife gets a buttsex mistress, goes fully asscrazy and kills wife and 2 kids.
CRUSHING ALL DECEIVERS, MASHING NON-BELIEVERS
NEVER-ENDING POTENCY
HUNGRY VIOLENCE-SEEKER, FEEDING OFF THE WEAKER
BREEDING ON INSANITY
>I just hope they come back before Thursday night football starts. I can't be out there looking for them all night.....
New smug reaction pic just dropped
STEVYEUN
Is he gonna be the new Chris once he gets arrested?
>gf asks to be dropped off somewhere
>he agrees and drops her off
>retards on Cinemaphile: HURRDURR HE LITERALLY MURDERED HER TO DEATH!!!11!
>gf wants to be dropped off in the middle of the woods
>alone
>abandoning her children, including a newborn
>didn't take her phone, cash, or any camping equipment
Qrd?
>guy is a quebecois wannabe jordan peterson who made a name for himself a few years ago by getting involved in ibs and debate bro drama
>gets with an actual retarded woman, has a couple kids with her, youngest being a newborn
>she "decided to go on a survivalist camping trip" back in june
>guy drops her off at a gas station with no cash or equipment
> supposedly texts him three days later saying she's getting rid of her phone and not to contact her
>goes four months without calling the cops, tells her family she's fine
>a missing person's case is opened by a government worker, persumably a caretaker when she didn't take her newborn to doctor's appointments
>guy goes on interviews about her acting like a spastic and doing things like shilling his book, saying that he doesn't care if she comes back, and that he's glad to have the house to himself now, and that she can send him an encrypted email to let everyone know she's alive and well
>saying she's getting rid of her phone and not to contact her
why do so many murderers do this? might as well say "btw I murdered this phone's owner and will now dispose of it"
I watched JF's solo show for years, and let me tell you: he's no murderer. That is laughable.
You didn't mention the part where the guy has admitted to vigorously cleaning the house from top to bottom on a few occasions, that's what cause a few people to believe he for sure murdered her in the house
woman moment.
Is the same thing going to happen to me as CeCe?
He’s the true victim here
>just have kids and be a tradie! it is so le based!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MURDER IS LE BAD DONT LE BUTCHER YOUR WIFE AND KIDS AND RUN AWAY WITH YOUR ANAL WHORE MISTRESS YOU'RE................LE BAD PERSON
>yes
here's some attention you so desperately crave
Thanks, knowing I (incel Cinemaphilener who doesn't even kneel for BLM) live in your head is orgasmic
>MURDERING YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN IS WRONG BECAUSE... IT JUST IS, OKAY???
Jigsaw walks.
, knowing I (incel Cinemaphilener who doesn't even kneel for BLM) live in your head is orgasmic
>brings up BLM out of nowhere because it lives in his head
>abso-fucking-natalie, haha
Where did the throwing chicken nuggets meme come from? I know about the anal thing and the volcano thing but I've yet to see the thing about the nuggets.
Because his kids tossed chicken nuggets playfully at him one time and go booty blasted about and used it as inspiration to kill his whole fucking family.
Anyone have that "future plans" board thing his wife made?
>I am me
>I am unique
>Chris to retire
Yeah, Shanann was something else
Nice trips. I doubt she even realized how she was treating him or how much of a mess she had made their finances and how bad her social media addiction was. She doesn't seem the type to self-reflect.
Oh it's bad. I'm not saying it's right but I'd be a miserable man if I married such a basic bitch
this is all the evidence required to quash his case
Woohoo!
>gf moves in with me
>she's batshit insane
>break up with her
>pack up her stuff to send it to her new place
>find stuff like this
some people are really fucked up
>ants
>HEY CECEEE! I'VE GOT SOME NUGGETS FOR YOU! COME TO DADDY NOW
pic rel is the real 4chudder murder, Watts had too much pussy
the latest shooter might turn out to be a Cinemaphileer. he seems pretty chuddy
tldr? just heard sharts are at it again, but don't have time to check
this one happened in one of the whitest states which is a fun statistical anomaly
white man goes on killing spree of white people
white people will do nothing about it
more at 11
Look at his eyes. This man is tired.
>cope
Literally me on the right
NOT GUILTY
We always talk about Chris and the Watts family, but I want to know what happened to the woman with the magical bunda, Nichol Kessinger herself.
She changed her name and went in to witness protection.
What is her new name? Where does she live?
she does anal escorting in Regina now
I don't get why this even went to the courts. When I was five my dad sat me down and said that if I ever threw chicken nuggets at him then he would kill me, my sister, my mother, and then dump our bodies in the oil drums at his workplace. These kids probably knew what the consequences were and they did it anyway.
have you seen how ugly the kids are? the schizo post about them being trans is believable
His wife was not bad looking. She was a cunt, but hatefucking exists.
Thank God he left the dog alive!
They did a great job with the dramatized television adaptation of the murders. The cinematography was outstanding.
Reminder that he did nothing wrong
The man literally almost fucked this up as much as humanly possible. The ONLY way he could have fucked it up MORE is if one of them survived.
That doesn't change the fact that they got what they deserved
If I Kill? I wouldn't what a scum bag
LADIES AND GENTS OF THIS HERE COURT, NOW I MAY BE A SIMPLE COUNTRY LAWYA, BUT EVEN I KNOW THAT A FINE FELLA WHO IS ANALLY INTOXICATED OFF OF FECAL FUMES IS LIABLE TO COMMIT THINGS THIS COURT MAY JUDGE TO BE HEINOUS, NEIGH, REPREHENSIBLE EVEN, PER SE, BUT IN KENTUCKY WE HAVE A CERTAIN PHRASE PERTINENT TO THIS HERE CIRCUMSTANCE, THAT IS, SO TO SPEAK, 'WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND,' AND I DO DECLARE THAT THIS APPLIES QUITE LITERALLY TO MY CLIENT, FOR THE RECTAL FUMES OF THIS VOLUPTUOUS DAME WENT ROUND HER SHAPELY BODY TO MY CLIENT'S NOSE, DRIVING HIM INTO A MURDEROUS STUPOR FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE BUT TO SLAY HIS FAMILY MOST INCONGRUOUSLY AND THEN TO PUMP HIS LOAD INTO HIS MISTRESS'S STATELY BACKSIDE. IS THAT A CRIME? WOULD ANY OF US ACT DIFFERENTLY? WHERE IS THE MENS REA? NEITHER THE LAWS OF GODS NOR MEN CAN HOLD SUCH A HOMELY FELLOW ACCOUNTABLE FOR ACTIONS WHICH WERE NOT HIS OWN. I REST MY CASE, YOUR HONUH. AMEN.
YOU THINK A MAN JUST HAPPENS TO GET ASSDRUK LIKE THAT? NO, HE ORCHESTRATED IT! JIMMY!
I like to think that he dual weilded and held each of his daughter's necks in each hand so he can keep both quiet and just dug deep and squeezed. You think he had to push them down on their backs to get the job done or did he go all darth vader and lift them off their feet?
He just used a pillow while they were sleeping. They died a quick and peaceful death
anal madness
>black on black street violence
im racist for the rest of my heckin' lifearino and will think of black people every second of the day, buck breaking!
>white mutt kills his family for his white mutt whore
xD heckin' funny an nuanced, we've all been there.
Who are you talking to loon?
so he got 48 years for "unlawful termination of a pregnancy" but roasties can do that shit in blue states no problem?
Once you swim in the anal canal there's no turning back. It's full steam ahead to murdering youre wife and children. Poop! poop!
>comfort levels
she's already been gaped by two of his kids, undoubtedly farts and shits in his presence, how is it so hard to just ask for sex from someone you plan to spend the rest of your life with?
Oh yeah that’s so hot. “Hey do you want to stick it in me” aren’t you a romantic
>muh romance
Should I lay out rose petals every time I want my dick sucked?
I feel like this nigga replaying his own traumatic end to a relationship
Screw you chris
Watts threads are my favorite threads on all of Cinemaphile