Just finished marathoning The Super Mario Bros. Movie, what did I think about it? Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous Just finished marathoning The Super Mario Bros. Movie, what did I think about it?
it's nor a masterpiece but it was very enjoyable for me as a mario fan.
They didn't try to subvert our expectation, and just respected the source material, et voilà !
fans are happy
based positive anon!
nice trips, but rude comment
Why does she look like a meth addict?
That would be so hot if she was on meth. It’ll make you horny as fuck but girls don’t suffer from the ole cashew dick.
just got into this old school porno site crack whore confessions, pretty hot
What did you mean by this? Also, who's this fine lady?
Everyone's gonna say buccal fat removal but I actually think the real answer is ozempic. Look up high end cosmetic surgery clinics that offer buccal fat removal and have before and after pics on their websites, they're nowhere near as extreme as the celebrity examples people always post. Ozempic is more than just a weight loss drug too, people report it reduces impulsive behaviours altogether, even curing peoples addictions to drugs, shopping, eating, etc etc etc
The answer to the question "why are all these women getting buccal fat removal that makes them look ugly" is "it's actually ozempic face, and they put up with it because the neurological effects make it worthwhile to them"
>Semaglutide, sold under the brand names Ozempic, Wegovy and Rybelsus, is an antidiabetic medication used for the treatment of type 2 diabetes and an anti-obesity medication used for long-term weight management,
How do you know this?
It's been huge news over the last couple of years, I read a few articles about the scale of its popularity in Hollywood - reports are that pretty much every person in the industry is taking it.
is it healthy though?
Its now unhealthy if you don't take it, like the vaccine
I'm not falling for your lies satan
The side effects are generally minimal although it was only invented in 2012 so any potential longterm effects haven't had time to become apparent yet.
Now use the same reasoning on
women think that's what looks good
>Using the "marathoning a single movie" meme. Not to mention the other half of the meme... "what did I think of it?"
These jokes were never funny, and they are so overplayed it's absurd. Be creative in your posting!
I love how she did barely any press tour for this movie
It's like she thinks this movie is beneath her. This fucking cunt was in the x-men movie that nobody saw.
It's fun kino. Pretty much the deathknell for D*sney. Mousecucks are seething
You just know she loves being a princess, it's honestly adorable
argentinian women are so hot bros
Is she really a latina?
Dude, she could have played Ariel
I don't really see how she can be considered Latina and am surprised there hasn't been more push back against the claim
>born in Florida
>Only lived in Argentina till the age of 6
>Raised from 6 onwards in Britain
>Her Argentine father is the son of a British man and Anglo-Argentine woman
>Her mother (born in Zambia) is half-British/half-Spanish
If she's anything she is British.
Look at her speaking spanish and say that again
it was fine. a little odd that they blew their whole load in one shot. could have saved some stuff for sequels. like how they montaged over the whole mushroom kingdom in 2 minutes. wont make a lot of sense if they get stuck in desert land for half the next one
it'll be yoshi focused with kamek as the antagonist
Is torrent out?
Yes, for a long time.
is it cam quality?
I'll accept nothing less than 4k bluray
It's 4k dude what's your problem
I liked it despite it being pure fan service for an hour and a half. It was inoffensive, harmless and fun and the people complaining about the pacing don't actually know what pacing is and just want to sound smart.
You wondered why Mario thought it would be a good idea to send the giant Bullet Bill up a pipe that could have led back to his world for all he knew. And you're right. That was extremely irresponsible of him.
go back to eating your tidepods, zoom-zoom, the world doesn't want you
Peach was a cunt.
what the fuck happened to this bitch? why/how did she go full skelly mode? she looks 60
Jesus christ look what they did to my girl
Holy shit are they literally replacing all actors with shitty clone/drones now? That thing doesn't even look human anymore.
>marathoning a 90min long movie
I don't care if you're memeing, anon, you should just have a nice day.
Marathoning a 1:45 movie