Just finished marathoning The Super Mario Bros. Movie, what did I think about it?

Just finished marathoning The Super Mario Bros. Movie, what did I think about it?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay.
    it's nor a masterpiece but it was very enjoyable for me as a mario fan.
    They didn't try to subvert our expectation, and just respected the source material, et voilà !
    fans are happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based positive anon!

      Why does she look like a meth addict?

      nice trips, but rude comment

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like a meth addict?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be so hot if she was on meth. It’ll make you horny as fuck but girls don’t suffer from the ole cashew dick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just got into this old school porno site crack whore confessions, pretty hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cashew dick
        What did you mean by this? Also, who's this fine lady?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's gonna say buccal fat removal but I actually think the real answer is ozempic. Look up high end cosmetic surgery clinics that offer buccal fat removal and have before and after pics on their websites, they're nowhere near as extreme as the celebrity examples people always post. Ozempic is more than just a weight loss drug too, people report it reduces impulsive behaviours altogether, even curing peoples addictions to drugs, shopping, eating, etc etc etc
      The answer to the question "why are all these women getting buccal fat removal that makes them look ugly" is "it's actually ozempic face, and they put up with it because the neurological effects make it worthwhile to them"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Semaglutide, sold under the brand names Ozempic, Wegovy and Rybelsus, is an antidiabetic medication used for the treatment of type 2 diabetes and an anti-obesity medication used for long-term weight management,
        How do you know this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's been huge news over the last couple of years, I read a few articles about the scale of its popularity in Hollywood - reports are that pretty much every person in the industry is taking it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is it healthy though?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its now unhealthy if you don't take it, like the vaccine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not falling for your lies satan

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The side effects are generally minimal although it was only invented in 2012 so any potential longterm effects haven't had time to become apparent yet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now use the same reasoning on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women think that's what looks good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Using the "marathoning a single movie" meme. Not to mention the other half of the meme... "what did I think of it?"
    These jokes were never funny, and they are so overplayed it's absurd. Be creative in your posting!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how she did barely any press tour for this movie

    It's like she thinks this movie is beneath her. This fucking cunt was in the x-men movie that nobody saw.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun kino. Pretty much the deathknell for D*sney. Mousecucks are seething

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know she loves being a princess, it's honestly adorable

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    argentinian women are so hot bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she really a latina?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, she could have played Ariel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really see how she can be considered Latina and am surprised there hasn't been more push back against the claim
        >born in Florida
        >Only lived in Argentina till the age of 6
        >Raised from 6 onwards in Britain
        >Her Argentine father is the son of a British man and Anglo-Argentine woman
        >Her mother (born in Zambia) is half-British/half-Spanish
        If she's anything she is British.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at her speaking spanish and say that again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          retard

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was fine. a little odd that they blew their whole load in one shot. could have saved some stuff for sequels. like how they montaged over the whole mushroom kingdom in 2 minutes. wont make a lot of sense if they get stuck in desert land for half the next one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be yoshi focused with kamek as the antagonist

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is torrent out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for a long time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea
      https://rarbggo.org/torrent/3gphmry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it cam quality?

        I'll accept nothing less than 4k bluray

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's 4k dude what's your problem

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it despite it being pure fan service for an hour and a half. It was inoffensive, harmless and fun and the people complaining about the pacing don't actually know what pacing is and just want to sound smart.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wondered why Mario thought it would be a good idea to send the giant Bullet Bill up a pipe that could have led back to his world for all he knew. And you're right. That was extremely irresponsible of him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marathoning
    >think
    go back to eating your tidepods, zoom-zoom, the world doesn't want you

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peach was a cunt.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck happened to this bitch? why/how did she go full skelly mode? she looks 60

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ look what they did to my girl

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit are they literally replacing all actors with shitty clone/drones now? That thing doesn't even look human anymore.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marathoning a 90min long movie
    I don't care if you're memeing, anon, you should just have a nice day.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marathoning a 1:45 movie

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