Just finished season 1, it was the kinoest shit I've ever watched.

Just finished season 1, it was the kinoest shit I've ever watched.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get ready becouse season 2 and 3 are shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna watch, I can watch season 1 again, and again, and again, forever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >becouse
      I cant stop seeing people spelling because "becouse"
      which race of people do this? albanians?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        White non-Americans who don't give a shit about your stupid made up language. Stop pretending that English is the language of civilization or some shit. More advanced countries don't speak English (Scandinavian coutries, Germany, France, Italy, Austria, The Netherlands...).

        Frickin' American. Don't forget that English is the language of nig-nogs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im unironically from a non english speaking country and I speak fluently 5 languages including english, it just pisses me off when nonwhite subhumans cannnot spell a work correctly, just spell it becAUse not becouse you fricking Black folk

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >...I speak fluently 5 languages including english...
            Nobody believes that, son. It's for the better, 'cause getting pissy with someone for misusing the language of another man reeks pure KEK energy. You're probably a simp irl kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All those countries you listed do speak English though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, horrible at best. You have never tried to speak English with some Swedish frick? The babbling they utter is practically unintelligible; that thing shouldn't be considered English. A brand new dialect at best.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nope if you want to do anything that matters you speak English

              Intelligent people don't speak no n*gger languages.

              Cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Intelligent people don't speak no n*gger languages.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >don't speak English (Scandinavian coutries, Germany, France, Italy, Austria, The Netherlands...).

          Only two "coutries" on this list don't speak English.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are fine on their own, just manage your expectations, watch them like something completely different

      >becouse
      I cant stop seeing people spelling because "becouse"
      which race of people do this? albanians?

      bix nood muttericans

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances that S4 will be good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there will be no season 4.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s already been filmed, there’s teasers out. Jodie foster is starring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very little. Berry Jenkins is producing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Snowy setting and mature women, how bad can it be? I'm not expecting anything life-changing but I think it will be comfy at the very least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think it will be just average detective story.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I predict the first two episodes will be good and then it will just peter out to an unsatisfying end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I predict that I'll beat your pessimistic ass, fricking wienersucker. Let people have fun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to have fun with season 2 and 3, it didn't go well

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because you're either bitter old frick or a cynism-ridden zoomer contrarian.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'm the bitter one lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna frick you up, you hear me, boy? I'm not to fond of your attitude. I'll have to teach the manners that daddy didn't.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you have shit taste

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy look everyone, here comes the contrarion with his '' enlightened tastes'' about how something universally regarded as fantastic is actually bad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yep, think for yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's milquetoast nihilist propaganda
        no, the ending does not contradict that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >"To me it looks like the light is winning"
          >Nihillistic
          Jesus fricking Christ you are fricking moronic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >2000 minutes of abject nihilism
            >one line at the end
            Mhm sure thing bud

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't Nihilism, son, but Antinatalism. Rust thought life was a mistake.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Antinatalism

                OMG I just found philosophical excuse for my incelness

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >one line at the end

              After he almost died which completely changed his whole perspective about life

              >Still moronic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how much more clear I can make this. The show is still 99% nihilism. You're fricking moronic just watch s2 if you want a non nihilistic story

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the nihilist element is used to set up the cosmic horror themes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >something universally regarded as fantastic is actually bad

        Like The Last of Us?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >newbies watching TDS01 and eagerly posts about it on Cinemaphile
    This is like the Cinemaphile equivalent of
    >"BROS I JUST GOT LAID"
    Always comfy to read these posts. Well done OP, you are now one step closer to becoming a kinosseur. Sadly it's all downhill from here.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped in ctrl + f4'd when Conáugháuigh went on his edgy atheist-nihilist rant. This is entertainment for teenagers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ctrl + f4'd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What, your self-insert said something you disagreed with? He's not real you know, you don't have to agree with what he says

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 is my favorite TV show of all time. Haven't watched season 2 yet, but season 3 is kino and definitely worth a watch.

    The reason I decided to watch season 3 before season 2 was because of this scene I randomly found on the Internet and thought it was funny:

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminded that 2 > 1 and that 1 and 3 are on par with each other.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some days I can see the infernal plane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sacrifice children.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    most overrated show on Cinemaphile

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled: who was in the wrong here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Marty was dick to his wife but Rust was also dick for banging his wife.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Marty's daughter was on the tape. Marty's father-in-law was in the cult. And Rust fapped to the tape

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that would actually make sense. Though if that was the case he probably woulda gone assassin-mode on the father-in-law and not be so chill at the end of the show.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >She put dolls in the circle just like on video

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Marty's daughter was on the tape
      ??????????????
      Wtf there was 0 hints at this, all the kids ended up fricking dead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all the kids ended up fricking dead
        Prove it homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >all the kids ended up fricking dead
            Prove it homosexual.

            was this ever explained? Rust never saw Marty's daughter's drawings right? Just redherring bait with no explanation? Pizza no.........

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are hints that the cult may have been involved with his daughters school

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all the kids ended up fricking dead
        Prove it homosexual.

        There are hints that the cult may have been involved with his daughters school

        >Wanna make flowers to me?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct. It may have been a suggested plot line at one point but the show makes it clear that that's not the case

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If the daughter wasn't ritually abused then why would she have a threesome with those older boys? No normal, healthy girl would do that. That's extremely aberrant behavior. Right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that's just to illustrate Marty being a failure of a father and his family falling apart.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Simpler explanation than being raped by a cult.
            Daddy issues.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah its normal for cop daughters

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow

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