Just got done watching this. Holy frick, who knew that Dreamworks would make ome of the greatest animated films ever made. Why is it so kino and why would Dreamworks never again make a film of its caliber?
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Now watch Joseph King of Dreams by them too.
That was outsourced to a cheap canadian studio (Bardel Entertainment)
I definitely doesn't look nearly as good but it's still a good flick. Good cast and songs too.
Zipporah bros how we doin?
I love the animation, but the dialogue and lyrics are nothing special.
I don't get why people like this. Is it israelite/Old Testament gays?
You're playing with the big boys now
It's too simple of a story for me. Moses runs away from his home/adoptive family after accidentally killing an egyptian who was about to kill a slave and also after finding out that he's an hebrew. Decades later, he returns to Egypt to free his people after God tells him to do so, yet his adoptive brother/current pharaoh refuses to let them go because his late father once pointed to him and said "one weak link can break the chain of a mighty dynasty". Bunch of plagues sent by God happen until the hebrew slaves are finally released. That's it.
Notice how i didn't mention characters like Tzipporah, Miriam or Aaron. That's because they have very little role in the story. Aaron in particular is useless.
You're a bible lorelet. It's Moses who is useless. Aaron is the only one who ever talks. Moses just autistically skitters around hitting things with his stick. That's how tribal magic worked, you had a shaman and a handler. The israelites renamed the handler to "priest". It's just a schizo and his legal council who explains away all the insane actions of the schizo as being purposeful and signifying something in real time.
t. real schizo that read the pentateuch. Fricking hate the priest class that turn chaos magic into religion. Scumbags the lot of them.
>an hebrew
Posting the superior 1998 Dreamworks movie.
>FOR TEH GOOD OF THE COLONY
I still say it when I'm performing menial tasks
I wasn't a big fan of Stephen Schwartz lyrics from Pocahontas and Hunchback of Notre Dame, and it's no different here.
It’s kino. Some very very bad takes itt and throughout teevee on this brisk Thursday evening.
>Antz
>Prince of Egypt
>Road to El Dorado
>Chicken Run
It's my least favorite of the pre Shrek movies. Doesn't entertain like the others.
>why would Dreamworks never again make a film of its caliber?
Eh, i think Shrek 1 and kung fu Panda 1 are better.
I mean it has some lovely imagery but unless you are some form of Christian/israelite I'm not quite sure it is as good when you considered the premise of a story it is based on in the Old Testament. The lesson or motivations that can be taken from it doesn't really apply to a non-religious life.
>A story about two brothers who love each other, made to fight each other purely by their circumstances
Idk, lots of the themes were extremely relatable to me. Incredibly kino movie
It’s so comfy
I'm an absolute religious hating atheist, but this movie is one of my favorites. Not to mention it's a masterwork in propaganda because they even made the tale more modern and removed all the shit that makes the Hebrews look like really big dicks from the story, and cut off right before they start being genocidal buttholes. A true masterpiece right here.
Does Pharoah not have free will?
In both Exodus and Romans it literally states that God hardened Pharaoh's heart specifically in order spread his own glory (translation may differ slightly). The implication of that to me at least has always been that God deliberately made Rameses refuse to let the Hebrews go, but it's complicated because that specific phrase ("hardened his heart") is used a number of times throughout the passages and sometimes Pharaoh hardens HIS OWN heart. So it's probably a bit more complicated and the translation is mucking things up.
ive gone to 18 years of catholic school, and ive seen this question vex people more than "why do babies die?" "can god make something he cant carry?" or anything about the trinity or christiology.
it's israeli propaganda