Just make a new film trilogy based on this guy and his story and it'll easily make billions.

Just make a new film trilogy based on this guy and his story and it'll easily make billions.

It's right fricking there, Kathleen.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars isn’t culturally relevant anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is to gay and lame women and minorities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Piss off. It's shit movies that are unwanted.
      The second, a good and genuine uplifting Star Wars movie would release, it would break records.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. The world needs more merchandising, ticket sales and escapism. It's the only way the western world can survive now. World records are trivial to break with the massive inflation we've experienced.

        this is reinforced by the fact that kennedy and iger would constantly talk about how important "the message" was
        [...]
        also true, if suddenly a competent lead took over and canceled the rey movie in favor of something fans actually want to see it would be a success

        Also correct. People who have been raised with something will always seek it out for life. Millennials and older are forever doomed to check out Star Wars no matter what, which is why they really enjoyed corrupting it and will never let it go. Zoom zooms and younger will never care about Star Wars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it would break records.
        The sequels literally did that you fricking idiot. Did you not see the 2billion the first movie made that every loved but pretends it now sucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would only be true if the series went through a period of absolute silence for a few years, and then came back after undergoing some true renaissance, completely disregarding the fricking Rey trilogy and every single piece of Disney 'star wars'.

        As things are right now, it feels like the series is quite saturated. Star Wars is no longer the exciting movie series everyone had high hopes for, it is now just some generic 'sci-fi' to the eyes of many.

        Contrary to what some people may believe, having too much of something will inevitably make people feel saturated. This is something modern Disney just doesn't get for some reason: do not release too many movies about the same thing too quickly. It's important to know when to release a product. Take hero movies for example: no one is excited about those anymore, all because of Disney.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's not the regular releases that are the problem, it's the quality of the content. you literally had a marvel film releasing once a season with a series in between and every film hit a billion while every show shattered records

          what happened was endgame happened, everyone was ready to jump off the bandwagon because the story was done, likewise with rise of skywalker you killed off all the heroes and left us with nothing, and did so in a fricking terrible fashion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad but true.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So as of recently, I have totally dropped Star Wars in favor a new property I picked up during the Pandemic™; a little something called Warhammer 40,000. What's it about? Well 10,00 years after the Horus heresy...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Notice the total lack of movie hype. No one wants to see anything in theaters by these fools.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t believe it but seeing how little of a stir Acolyte is making compels me to

      >OOLAWAY CHUPPA CHIKKIE PAIY TAIY TAYDE RIPPA TAIY DAIY LEEYOWE! YOWE! AAAAAAAAAYAAAAALEEEEEEEEYAH!!!

      Of course, it’s weird and energetic, neither of which seems possible for a modern corporation to make

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you no like woke star wars
      >then the series was always bad
      SO PREDICTABLE

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they would ruin it as soon as they got their fingers on him. He'd somehow become a secondary character and it'd all be about Merrin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like people liked her and I don't get it. She talks with a heavy autistic accent
      Did I just answer my own question though? Does she just appeal to autistic cause she's always talking like she's very bored about the stick up her ass?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a cute space witch, the way she talks only matter to "men" of the homosexual persuasion, such as yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It seems like people liked her and I don't get it.
        she's a loving and supportive goth girlfriend who helps the hero on his journey but doesn't try to overshadow or girlboss him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they would ruin it as soon as they got their fingers on him
      you say that like he's already a good character or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not a shit character and that's enough to separate him from virtually everyone in episodes 789.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd watch it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Force is Female, chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chud
      Fooling no one here, troony

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just kill the franchise, that's the best option

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie do you have any idea how kathy must be pissed about these games doing well? The ones starring a straight white guy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      the story was ass

      also this

      but more importantly there's no story left for cal unless they keep him alive at the end of the third game. you could do a series set between games since there's a 5 year gap but that's just milking it, which is all disney knows how to do so it's probably just a matter of time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want Cal to build his own Jedi Order on Tanalorr, entirely isolated from the events of the OT and the sequels, and then return in a third game as an old and grizzled veteran in the post-Rise of Skywalker timeline. The period in-between the prequels and OT is so limited and boring, especially when Jedi are involved - why wasn't Ahsoka helping Luke, Han and Leia, especially when Filoni insists she was on the front lines of the Rebel Alliance? Jedi Survivor actually answers this question pretty well - Cal isn't interested in stopping the Empire singlehandedly, he wants to carve out an existence for himself and his friends and keep them safe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I cartoonishly think that the people who run Lucasfilm are upset when products make money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mandalorian becomes popular character
        >They sideline him and make the show all about a 40 year old woman
        >Kylo Ren is most popular ST character
        >Kill him off
        >Killed off Luke and Han
        >Planned to keep Leia alive and retcon her into being the most important OT character
        >Obi Wan Kenobi show
        >Make it all about a woman
        >Baylan most popular character in Ahsoka
        >Kill him off in real life

        It's blatantly obvious they seethe about this stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most popular character in Ahsoka
          >>Kill him off in real life
          Are you suggesting Disney offed Ray Stevenson?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kathleen herself put something in his drink, that's for certain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a lot of people unironically tried to claim that Carrie Fisher intentionally overdosed because she couldn't handle how bad the Last Jedi was, or that Disney is indirectly responsible for her death because bringing her back to work in Hollywood triggered her addictions again.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she was just a coke prostitute dude. she had a great sense of humor though, I bet she would be laughing her ass off at how shitty rise of skywalker was

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you suggesting Disney offed Ray Stevenson?
            i'm not suggesting i'm directly accusing

            a lot of people unironically tried to claim that Carrie Fisher intentionally overdosed because she couldn't handle how bad the Last Jedi was, or that Disney is indirectly responsible for her death because bringing her back to work in Hollywood triggered her addictions again.

            >a lot of people unironically tried to claim that Carrie Fisher intentionally overdosed because she couldn't handle how bad the Last Jedi was
            nah that's bullshit, every actor does a shitty film
            >or that Disney is indirectly responsible for her death because bringing her back to work in Hollywood triggered her addictions again.
            this is the actual reason, she did the slimfast diet

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>Are you suggesting Disney offed Ray Stevenson?
              >i'm not suggesting i'm directly accusing
              I'm curious about what evidence you have to make such an assertion, because it's big if true.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the man's been dead a year and still no official cause of death has been revealed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hanging out with witches seems likely.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                god can you imagine being ray in that orgy
                lucky dead bastard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Big dick energy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HURR DURR LETS AD LITTERAL AND WITCHES MAGIC TO STAR WARS HURRRRR

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dave didn't invent night sisters, they're from the 90s

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but he inflated them into being a way bigger deal than they were in the '90s.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                george was also part of it, anon. remember that everything in clone wars and rebels had the lucas seal of approval, and more often than not george would walk in and tell dave an idea he had and then let dave figure out the logistics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only because they allowed Ventress to cross over from Tartakovsky's Clone Wars. If Anakin had killed the b***h like he actually did but then suddenly didn't, there'd have been no need to puff up Dathomir so dramatically.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ventress being a Nightsister was a George retcon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why us the "blade" not white with a red hue like the others?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's supposed to be orange

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's supposed to be "orange" because Baylan is straying from the light side and his crystal is "bleeding".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take it just being orange to look cool. Disney lightsaber crystal lore is gay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God I hate that fricking crystal retcon it's so bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is pretty gay. Synthetic crystals were a way better idea and played right into the "quick and easy path" dark siders love. Serves as a good example of not over explaining stuff in storytelling. Now we have stupid tamagachi crystals and spirit animals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lightsabers being Jedi mood rings is so fricking gay.
                It makes it worse that it was a Lucas idea.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kathleen hired Ivanna Sakhno to drain his energy until he died.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How dreadful a way to go

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He already looks dead in this picture. Look at those eyes, they look horrible.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This dude was so good in his role everyone thought he was great even though no one knows what he's doing or even why. Shame he's gone.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, actual men (not soi, twinks or gays) have this energy about them that just makes people like and admire them. It's why movies used to be popular.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot of schizo babble, anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >schizo babble
            >maybe 1 thing on the list that might somewhat ridiculous
            You're moronic. It's obvious disney did all of those things. The reasons may not be said aloud but it's clear they're following an agenda/pattern or have some monkey at the helm pushing the "frick us over" button a million times.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is reinforced by the fact that kennedy and iger would constantly talk about how important "the message" was

              Piss off. It's shit movies that are unwanted.
              The second, a good and genuine uplifting Star Wars movie would release, it would break records.

              also true, if suddenly a competent lead took over and canceled the rey movie in favor of something fans actually want to see it would be a success

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Disney murdered an actor
              >not schizo babble

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >either baiting this hard or just being a plain ol' idiot
                Wake up, anon. Money is enough reason for the goons in Hollywood to off each other. Hell, brushing past someone without saying "excuse me" probably qualifies for some of them. Coming out on top while having the most to show for it is what all those frickers are about. The minute someone starts rocking the boat or holds up the gravy train, everyone is going to notice and not be happy. If you think the Hollywood ghouls will just take a hit on their paychecks because some actor has a problem, you're ignorant.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >completely ignores every point before it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's how they do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct because the rest was just stupid headcanon babble.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's just the incel schzio nonsense you people come up with that when you think about for more than five seconds, will sound fricking insane to a regular person. The Mando thing was just capitalism, it was just synergizing Clone Wars cartoon characters into Mando for merch sales. It wasn't some twelve dimensional chess game because Kathleen was upsetty spaghetti that chuds didn't like Mando or some other such actual nonsense, it was that Filoni wanted more CW characters featured.

              The actual blackpill is they do stupid shit because of capitalism, zoom zoom. Not ideology.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This will never be your site, dumb homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile isn't beholden to it's youngest board, tourist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back, child pRedditor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >incel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the types to cry about Disney tend to quack like a duck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only crying is done by Disney stockholders

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The nu-trilogy has made literal billions, I don't think they are that upset.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spent billions to make millions

                >outs himself as a prequelgay
                oof.

                the prequels sucked. Try again homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pricetag was 5 bil for the property anon, right? They made most of that back with TFA alone.

                >The nu-trilogy has made literal billions
                force awakens was the only film to take home over $500 million in profits and it's still in the red

                No, it didn't. That's not even true. You can dislike Disney for whatever but you don't have to lie about the money the nu-trilogy made. Only Rise severely underperformed and at that point it didn't matter, they made the money back halfway through. That's just the movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They made most of that back with TFA alone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the sequels made $2 billion in profit, the only outright misfire of the Disney Era was basedlo

                They've probably lost a lot of money on the streaming shit, but that's more of the entire streaming model being unsustainable itself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the sequels made $2 billion in profit
                TFA made about $700 million
                TLJ made $400
                RO made $300
                Solo and TROS made nothing lmao
                you're still a few hundred million short anon, any other profit they've made was in merch but considering how much excess TFA merch was on shelves for years before being incinerated they definitely didn't make as much as people like you think they did
                i'd be very surprised if they've managed to make back the price tag they bought the company for yet, you can argue in good faith that everything after rogue one did better in merch sales since every product after TFA had their merch numbers cut considerably so as to not have after excess situation, but that also limits the profits they make

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >TFA made about $700 million
                what sort of cope is this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rise of Skywalker made between $300-$350 million in profit. Yes the movie sucked and harmed the long term health of the franchise, but it still made money.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your unsourced blog literally contradicts yourself about it making well over 700 million...

                anons that's before the cut between theaters and producers happens, all that person did was tally box office total against film budget. no accounting for the theater split, no accounting for marketing, i was being nice on the numbers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh theater cut maymay
                they adjust for that, moron. Theaters don't make as much money on the films as they do the concessions, that's always been a big meme

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Theaters don't make as much money on the films as they do the concessions, that's always been a big meme
                anon the split used to be 50/50 but starting with last jedi disney pushed back and demanded 60/40 because they knew they were in a potential hotspot of losing money
                now it's 70/30 from what i last heard but i can't verify that

                There's no way to make a faithful adaptation of that and not have the Sith seem heroic and right.

                >not have the Sith seem heroic and right.
                i can tell you never read the books. bane and zannah are baddies all the way through, the only way they seem heroic is they have cool fight scenes. besides that jedi are barely in them so it's really just two bad guys facing each other. very easy to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i can tell you never read the books. bane and zannah are baddies all the way through
                I can tell you're disingenuous if you actually read the books and weren't rooting for Bane and Zannah the whole way through.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can tell you're disingenuous if you actually read the books and weren't rooting for Bane and Zannah the whole way through.
                of course i was rooting for them, i enjoy well-written villains. bane was the protagonist but that doesn't elevate him to good guy status just because he had to deal with stupid sith

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But how will the audience react to a trilogy where the avowed "bad" guys run rings around the "good" guys, overcome every obstacle, and basically win? Disney would never let bad be heroic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon the split used to be 50/50
                it has literally never been this, anywhere, ever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-lays-down-the-law-for-theaters-on-star-wars-the-last-jedi-1509528603
                you have to be 18 to post here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >paywalled article
                What a gay lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't have a ladder to climb
                ngmi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the sequels made $2 billion in profit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh no you think box office total is what the companies take home kek
                leave now, child.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le secret schizo math to pretend the objectively lucrative franchise that made money, didn't make money

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >TFA made about $700 million
                what sort of cope is this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if its on this picture its true!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok now show ur proof mrs i need real proof

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your unsourced blog literally contradicts yourself about it making well over 700 million...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                more like spent alot of billions to make some billions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The nu-trilogy has made literal billions
                force awakens was the only film to take home over $500 million in profits and it's still in the red

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They made 2 billion out of the 4 billion it did cost, they are still under by 2 billion bwfore making a profit, frick off now, shill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your speculation is just off and doesn't even add up to how much these movies made, I just don't get lying about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >outs himself as a prequelgay
                oof.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >incel
                Stop reading there, projectionist

                Yeah, the types to cry about Disney tend to quack like a duck

                >cry
                You are the ones crying for die-versity, dipshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >incel got outted
                lol so easy. Go back to your Trump subreddits homosexual tourist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >incel calling others incel
                Trump? You need meds, no one mentioned him but you, troony

                Your speculation is just off and doesn't even add up to how much these movies made, I just don't get lying about it.

                They are not making money, Episode VIII and IX flopped

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >TFA being one of the highest grossing films of all time
                >didn't turn a profit
                Come on moron, that's just embarrassing to say. It's an embarrassing hill.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The actual blackpill is they do stupid shit because of capitalism,
                Where's my fricking slave Leia figure?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                On Amazon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was he wrong? Nope

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, he was samegay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >samegay
                No, he was right

                It's supposed to be "orange" because Baylan is straying from the light side and his crystal is "bleeding".

                Oh, not a cheap CGI mistake then, thanks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it's deliberate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a guy with a red lightsaber in the same show

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                baylan and shin are not sith, they are fallen jedi. that's why their sabers are orange and not red. this is part of the new lightsaber lore where in order for a lightsaber to turn red a sith has to "crack" the crystal and make it bleed because you're no longer assigned a blade color based on rank or preference, now the crystal has to call out to you through the force. i wouldn't even outright hate this idea except they decided to discard the concept of synthetic crystals altogether and that's the biggest loss here.

                The problem with Galen is that so much of his appeal was in the insane power fantasy experienced when playing as him, and modern Lucasfilm would do an awful job of trying to portray that kind of power level in a story without making it ridiculous or with 0 stakes.

                dave said he won't adapt force unleashed unless he's able to keep starkiller op
                if you ask me it's easy as frick, make him a rogue inquisitor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The entire crystal lore Disney came up with is embarrassingly bad and breaks the entire franchise. Insane how Anakin's saber didn't "bleed" and stayed pure blue while slaughtering hundreds at the Jedi Temple, including children.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Insane how Anakin's saber didn't "bleed" and stayed pure blue while slaughtering hundreds at the Jedi Temple, including children.
                it was the plan, originally. the bleeding crystal was george's idea and anakin's saber was going to be red when he fought obi-wan on mustafar but rightly abandoned because the saber converting from blue to red back to blue wouldn't make any sense.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wouldn't make any sense.
                Yes. Also that same saber is in 4 and 5, and is still blue. Not all ideas are good ideas, and George knew better than Disney ever did.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The entire crystal lore Disney came up with is embarrassingly bad

                >Insane how Anakin's saber didn't "bleed" and stayed pure blue while slaughtering hundreds at the Jedi Temple, including children.
                it was the plan, originally. the bleeding crystal was george's idea and anakin's saber was going to be red when he fought obi-wan on mustafar but rightly abandoned because the saber converting from blue to red back to blue wouldn't make any sense.

                >it was the plan, originally. the bleeding crystal was george's idea
                lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I childishly think people don't do things for petty reasons of ego, pride, envy and other malign motivations

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct, I refuse to believe anyone in corporate America is that smart and Occam's Razor is on my side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God she must be so mad the brand shes overseeing has 2 smash hit video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > The ones starring a straight white guy?
      I thought his character was gay because he’s played by the gay guy from Shameless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you even played the games because he has a cute female alien gf in them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No but I am indeed shocked that a modern western video game would allow that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Western games
            >Console slop
            Western game devs have rarely given us attractive women they fluked out with Lara Croft and nothing since. Nips each year give us endless wank material in game form.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he’s played by the gay guy from Shameless
        that's just acting, anon, cameron isn't gay irl
        and cal fricks merrin

        I want Cal to build his own Jedi Order on Tanalorr, entirely isolated from the events of the OT and the sequels, and then return in a third game as an old and grizzled veteran in the post-Rise of Skywalker timeline. The period in-between the prequels and OT is so limited and boring, especially when Jedi are involved - why wasn't Ahsoka helping Luke, Han and Leia, especially when Filoni insists she was on the front lines of the Rebel Alliance? Jedi Survivor actually answers this question pretty well - Cal isn't interested in stopping the Empire singlehandedly, he wants to carve out an existence for himself and his friends and keep them safe.

        fortunately your idea is terrible and cal will be killed by vader in the third game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fortunately your idea is terrible and cal will be killed by vader in the third game
          They literally invented time travel to keep Ahsoka alive, no one dies in Star Wars anymore if they have any marketing potential remaining. Hell I respect that Rise of Skywalker had the balls to kill off Kylo (even if it was in a contrived, unsatisfying manner in a film where the character as a whole was let down) because it's a tiny, tiny bit of real drama in a movie that otherwise feels like a cartoon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cameron Monaghan is kind of notorious for being an absolutely straight man that just happened to play being gay so successfully he fooled actual gays into thinking he was one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Like the fat guy from Modern Family. He fooled the country into thinking he really was gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Carl was gay. Either way, if his character was gay, it was definitely the least gay character in homoerotic history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only people i've seen genuinely pissed about these games are certain lefties upset about the cal-merrin relationship. it really really sets them off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cal-merrin
        She is MY hot grey Russian waifu. Not his.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They changed his gender from female in development because they looked around and realized a male wasn't headlining anything star wars related. Cal was originally pitched as a female.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least someone at Respawn pointed out that girls don't really play video games, let alone enjoy Star Wars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There have been studies that show both men and women prefer male protagonists, and when asked why, they say something like "a male protagonist is just inherently more believable." A woman going on an adventure, being decisive, overcoming obstacles on her own etc. seems weird even to women. I think that's why a lot of the woman-headlined pop media feels fake and plastic. It goes against our instincts, and our basic sense of history too. There is one Eleanor of Aquitaine for every 10,000 Richard the Lionhearts, not the other way around. It's just the way of things.

        >Your gay "umm? hello??" writing style
        I never wrote anything like that in this thread. I did call you a homosexual moron though which you still are, and your constant assumptions that you're the old one while I'm the young one come off as overcompensation at this point.

        Whatever calms you down. Your favorite game is still shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not my favorite game, that would be Soul Reaver. JFO and JS are both 8/10 on the best of days. But they're not movie games and generally when you dislike something you should at least make the barest effort to articulate why without resorting to making shit up, and then LARPing as Clint Eastwood online when someone calls you out on it. Only homosexual morons do that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Relax, now you're the one overcompensating. I'm glad you appreciate Soul Reaver. Let it go. Learn to lose an argument with grace. As the midwit characters in your mid favorite game would say, "Anger leads to hate!" Listen to Glup Shitto.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Learn to lose an argument with grace.
              Ironic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Finally, you learn.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the barest effort to articulate why
            We've already told you the problem is zero depth. Oh, you can have your double lightsaber and split it in 2, which you get by progressing anyways. You press a button when you see the enemy glow a certain color so you know when to press the parry button and make them vulnerable to damage. You can take every upgrade and do every single thing, with no trade-offs. But by the time you've done that the game is over and there's nothing else to do other than collect force memories and other mind-numbing bullshit. EA took some Star Wars assets, slapped some mocap on top for combat, and sprinkled it all over a map with the same 6 obstacles used to gate your progress. There is just enough visual eye candy and the gameplay is drip-fed just barely fast enough that it tricks journalists and casual players into thinking it's some amazing 8/10 game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You press a button when you see the enemy glow a certain color so you know when to press the parry button and make them vulnerable to damage.
              no you don't, that's when you dodge or quickly counter
              >You can take every upgrade and do every single thing, with no trade-offs
              like half the perks in the sequel have trade offs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in the sequel
                Well, I gave up 4 hours into the first so you got me there. The story and characters were competently put together I guess, and that's what this thread's about, but nowadays that's really not enough to keep me interested when the gameplay is the same thing I've already seen dozens of times before.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the gameplay's not great don't get me wrong anon it's competent but no more than that and derivative
                and the worst part is how fricking badly optimized the game is on pc, it runs like shit and it'll never be fixed
                the story is ok though, which by comparison to the shows and new movies automatically makes it appealing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >woke star wars film projects
      >hated
      >game about a straight white guy with a female love interest
      >succeeds
      hmm

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude, you know what Star Wars needs? More Star Wars!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the story was ass

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OOLAWAY CHUPPA CHIKKIE PAIY TAIY TAYDE RIPPA TAIY DAIY LEEYOWE! YOWE! AAAAAAAAAYAAAAALEEEEEEEEYAH!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, George.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more sovl than disney wars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This character is lame as frick i'd rather play a game about this fricker

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just go and play those shitty games. Cal Kestis is the most boring, bland, generic, vanilla character in all of Star Wars, by the way. Him being a white male is not enough to make him compelling. Even then, he's ginger, so... Is he *really* white?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop making Star Wars threads, it's a troony franchise/trannchise now.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing a trilogy of Kotor 1, 2, and the notes of what 3 was going to be and ignoring TORtanic, would be superior and could easily make all old fans and new troony "fans" happy simultaneously. The only reason you and i don't want it to happen is because we know, for an absolute fact, they would frick it completely and ruin. And if that's the place where a franchise is, it's already over.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHITE GUY will never be the main character of Star Wars ever again chud!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy fricking sucks. he's just as boring as the disneyslop characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is a disneyslop character

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its literally the story of "hidden Jedi gets exposed and goes on me epic quest with Vader and Boba Fett and (other trademark character here) and anons would hate it just as much as TLJ if it was a movie
    >literally "I clapped when I saw it" the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >epic quest with Vader and Boba Fett and (other trademark character here)
      That's the only part of the Cal Kestis story I didn't like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's 90 percent of the fricking games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's just lazy game design. None of that need apply to a show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vader is basically a footnote in both games and Boba Fett appears once at the end of a long sidequest. For huge portions of Survivor you're not even fighting the Empire, the main antagonist is a fallen Jedi from the High Republic era

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>its literally the story of "hidden Jedi gets exposed and goes on me epic quest with Vader and Boba Fett and (other trademark character here
      You didn't play it at all. Vader is in the games for a total of 3 mins and Boba Fett is some hidden cameo you get for autistically pursuing some irrelevant side quest. The actual story is about other characters that were invented in the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, gay Disney Wars characters and Debra Wilson.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gay Disney Wars characters
          The characters are generic jedi knight, his witch girlfriend, some 4 armed alien pilot, some mercenary and his daughter. Debra Wilson's character was in the 2nd game for like 5 mins just so she can get killed by Vader.
          You did not play the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The characters are gay prequels/Disney looking wisecracking gay aliens and Debra Wilson (bro she's ONLY in the second one for a WHILE!!). You are special pleading because you like a bad game and feel slightly ashamed of it, so when people criticize it you lash out in defense of it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You are special pleading because you like a bad game and feel slightly ashamed of it, so when people criticize it you lash out in defense of it.
              No I am just telling you what the actual game is because you seem to have no idea lol. The fact you think it's some Boba Fett heavy game with a TLJ type of story just proves it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ummm okay? lol?
                You're young. It's okay that you like bad games. You'll gain better taste with time and realize that you just had low standards because everything was still new to you. I know this game was your favorite when you were 13-14, but it is bad Disney/prequels schlock. It's a "movie game" in the worst sense.

                I am not the Boba Fett poster. Learn to use Cinemaphile.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a "movie game" in the worst sense.
                It's pretty much a frankenstein of Sekiro + Metroid Prime wearing the skin of Star Wars. You don't play games. Stop replying to me homosexual frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's pretty much a frankenstein of Sekiro + Metroid Prime wearing the skin of Star Wars
                i honestly find it crazy that this game came out around the same time as sekiro yet the devs specified dark souls as an influence and somehow almost ended up doing a cut n paste of sekiro combat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's pretty much a frankenstein of Sekiro + Metroid Prime
                Sands of Time + Metroid would more accurate, the Sekiro thing being a distant #3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sands of Time
                oh yeah i forgot about my magic time travel dagger in star wars

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's drenched in From Software garbage, what are you talking about? If anything it's an Uncharted type movie game with scripted climbing and Dark Souls lite gameplay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ummm okay? lol?
              You're young. It's okay that you like bad games. You'll gain better taste with time and realize that you just had low standards because everything was still new to you. I know this game was your favorite when you were 13-14, but it is bad Disney/prequels schlock. It's a "movie game" in the worst sense.

              I am not the Boba Fett poster. Learn to use Cinemaphile.

              His Palpatine is embarrassing.

              [...]
              Don't cry because someone insulted your mid game on the internet. It's okay kid. Again, when you're older and play more and better games, you will realize you could have played ANYTHING at 14 and had these "umm actually it was deeper than you think!!" feelings for it. Because you were 14.

              The best way to win a discussion/argument is to just tell the person you're disagreeing with that they're a baby homosexual loser if they defend their position in any way
              Works every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadows of the Empire was the exact same fanfic tier garbage. Even worse actually when you’ve got Boba Fett jobbing to literal who characters like Dash are far.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only played the first game, but there are so many Glup Shitto's in that thing

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just Andorize everything Star Wars and it will be 100% kinography

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. More fricking cereal and dialogue muttering, please.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No frick that, star wars is not high art drama. Its goofy adventures with bad cgi, shit acting until the earth explodes.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started a thread here about the same thing after finishing fallen order. Still haven't played survivor. That kid is just a plain likeable protagonist whether it's Jedi or Shameless. He can even make cringe characters likeable and Cal is not cringe.

    I'm on my second playthrough now grandmaster difficulty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unskipple cutscenes frick that shit and anyone who sat through that slopfest uncharted clone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The second game underperformed, nobody cares about this character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame, too, because I thought the story in Survivor turned out stronger than Fallen Order's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody cares about this character.

      I didn't play the first game because of that very reason. In theory I don't mind a ginger protag but this guy just seems annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only because they upped the price compared to the first game disingenuous homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >9/10s mostly
      >sold like hotcakes according to Steam data
      >"but it underperformed
      Got a source for your claim?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The second game underperformed
      it's primarily a game for consoleBlack folk, and even despite that it was #8 most sold 2023 game on pc, an insanely crowded year
      if anything the game made a much bigger impact than it deserved considering it was a buggy shitheap of a launch and the story was weaker than the first game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It runs so bad on PC. I had gamepass for a month and gave it a try last week and uninstalled after the first level. It's so poorly optimized and they want fricking $70 for it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took way too long for the game to get interesting. I actually think the story might work better as a movie where you can really trim the 2nd act

    Also the fanservice is obnoxious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What fanservice? Everyone's horribly overdressed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Boba fett and dirty Vader appearances

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are memberberries, not fanservice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know what a memberberry is but calling back to popular characters that serve no purpose in the main characters story is fanservic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not like it matters but fanservice as a term originally referred to skimpy outfits given to popular characters in anime as "service" to fans who presumably wanted to see that. Memberberries is a term from South Park meaning "hey here is this thing from previous product, remember?". Fanservice is a (possibly misguided) proactive trope to drum up interest, memberberries are retroactive trope relying on old glory to drum up that interest.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vader killed that annoying woman and Boba showed up. It was a good game.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just let it die. It's already fricked up beyond all recognition.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >male

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jedi Game thread up for 100 posts
    >No Merrin posted yet

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never get a white male again no matter how much you beg

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer Kyle Katarn
    Sure it will. And half of the screentime will be for the fish eyes Black person jedi master, right?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if Dark Souls but Star Wars
    I think the story and characters are okay but I fricking hate Dark Souls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Git gud

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOO MALE
    TOO WHITE
    TOO ETHERO
    TOO NOT OVERPOWERED AND NOT FLAWLESS

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just make a new film trilogy based on this guy and his story and it'll easily make billions.
    Fixed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No no, Kyle is Kassian Andor now. And he's been replaced as the protagonist by Jan Ors (now called Jyn Erso). They're also both dead. So not happening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no one's ever really gone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A rare instance of an upgrade from what the EU gave us.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kyle is Kassian Andor now
        did you delete the canon tab on wookieepedia or something, what the frick why is it gone now
        this picture is the new canon kyle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek. What do they even have for a description of him now? Dark Forces literally didn't happen so why is he canon at all?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he was added into some trading card game that came out back around 2017 iirc and that somehow magically included him in the canon again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's also in that shitty star wars mobile gacha game
              and they made him a twink.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They know their demo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that Reacher?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick is reacher?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Closer to the original Kyle than the Jedi Outcast Kyle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a younger Kyle obviously

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought it was funny how woke Disney replaced Jan, an asian woman, by Jyn, a white woman. Guess KK can't help herself with all the self inserts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kyle's replacement is Kanan, who fricked a Twi'lek with Jan's voice.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    star wars is a dead ip and nothing you pathetic mouseBlack person dorks do or say will ever change that

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no evil brown gf

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shut down Lucasarts, the only thing keeping normalgays interested in Star Wars
    >be shocked when people stop caring about Star Wars
    These people make millions of dollars to be moronic by the way.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're gonna adapt video games there's really better candidates out there than a generic jedi in the Empire era

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. That's why Jedi Survivor decided to mostly ignore the empire and OT era, and focus instead on the OC Donut Steel High Republic no one gives a flying shit about instead.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cal and his games are written by Aaron Contreras and the guy who wrote the original God of War games, that's the problem. If you made a film trilogy it'd get made some Kathleen Kennedy stooge who would frick it up completely.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walking simulator based on gay "remember this??" nostalgia + overused setting, featuring a sad twink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neither game is a walking simulator, you have terminal brainrot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's boring over-scripted parkour/climbing sections + Arkham Asylum combat, horrible gameplay. The walking simulator is real, there are huge sections where you are just steering through a glorified cutscene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was going to be like this too. All of the trailers make it look as boring ad the God of War reboots, and to be fair the combat is pretty similar and not all that interesting. The level design and exploration is pretty satisfying though, accurately described as a Metroidvania.
      They're unironically the sequels to Wind Waker/Twilight Princess that Zelda fans have been waiting on for almost 20 years now. The very first level, I.E. the tutorial island, makes all of BotW/TotK's dungeons look so fricking embarrassing. It amazes me that people put up with Nintendo's bullshit.
      The Jedi games have a lot of room for improvement, but at least they actually have evidence of the attempt and are (as of Survivor) actively improving.
      Frick Fujibayashi. Frick Aonuma. Frick Miyamoto, and you know what? I'm just gonna say it: Frick Iwata. That homosexual ass loser was a nobody who had zero knowledge of business or game design. He was a lazy figurehead who hosted a podcast for joke questions once in a blue moon and ironically was outshined in every respect by his Western counterpart.
      Rest in piss with your anal cancer or whatever it was that killed you. Shame it took so goddamn long.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The very first level, I.E. the tutorial island, makes all of BotW/TotK's dungeons look so fricking embarrassing
        every dungeon in fallen order and survivor is literally "put the ball in place and if you don't have the upgrade do the story until you get the upgrade and then come back"

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inquisitors are so gay but at least these games let you murder them

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >White male
    Unacceptable for their standards

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shalln’t be watching

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squadrons was a cool idea for a Star Wars story but totally ruined by bad writing and atrocious characters. A story about just spaceship pilots would be cool if done right.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d be all for an adaption of the Darth Bane trilogy for Bane/Zannah kino but I don’t trust it in the hands of Disney.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way to make a faithful adaptation of that and not have the Sith seem heroic and right.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kal sucks! Worst Jedi ever. Am I supposed to magically like him because he's male? He moves like a clumsy dork acting like a light saber is super heavy. Mungaloid face with 5 year old's hair line. Zero charisma and boring.

    You'd think with all these species in the galaxy we might get some cool alien protags but nooo boring creatively bankrupt humans it is.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cal
    Kek. Nope, adapt The Force Unleashed to the big screen while Sam Witwer is still (relatively) young. Fans want Starkiller in literally every show, we saw it in Rebels and again with Marrok in Ahsoka.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Second game sucked, it had such potential for a what-if spin-off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Galen is that so much of his appeal was in the insane power fantasy experienced when playing as him, and modern Lucasfilm would do an awful job of trying to portray that kind of power level in a story without making it ridiculous or with 0 stakes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starkiller was a terrible, gay character, he was Fallen Order 1.0. The idea of an insanely powerful force user is cool, the character was not cool. Sam Witwer is a shitty VO.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sam Witwer is a shitty VO.
        Kek, ok mate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His Palpatine is embarrassing.

          >It's a "movie game" in the worst sense.
          It's pretty much a frankenstein of Sekiro + Metroid Prime wearing the skin of Star Wars. You don't play games. Stop replying to me homosexual frick.

          Don't cry because someone insulted your mid game on the internet. It's okay kid. Again, when you're older and play more and better games, you will realize you could have played ANYTHING at 14 and had these "umm actually it was deeper than you think!!" feelings for it. Because you were 14.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not crying, I am calling you a moron. Because you looked at a game that is generally described as a hybrid of Metroid and Souls games, and called it a movie game when neither of these genres would ever be described as movie games. And you keep deflecting and trying to LARP as some enlightened senior teaching me as a lesson. Therefore you are a homosexual moron. Does something here confuse you?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has elements of those games in a derivative way that doesn't elevate them. I never denied this. They're just very mediocre games, and the setting and story is awful. As another poster also said, it does indeed have elements of a modern walking simulator, and as ANOTHER poster said, the gameplay loop is simplistic. You are a child and enjoy derivative mixtures of things that were actually more sophisticated and better implemented in the games that originated them. That's fine, that's part of growing up. How many kids like you were introduced to, say, Fallout through Fallout 3 or even 4?

              In any event, relax and take it in stride when someone criticizes the mediocre forgettable media you like. A game this shitty isn't worth fighting over.

              [...]
              [...]
              The best way to win a discussion/argument is to just tell the person you're disagreeing with that they're a baby homosexual loser if they defend their position in any way
              Works every time

              I won the argument by being right, I added additional life advice as a favor to him because he's acting childish.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It has elements of those games in a derivative way that doesn't elevate them. I never denied this. They're just very mediocre games, and the setting and story is awful.
                You didn't say any of that, you called it a movie game. I can see the reply chain by hovering over it.. If you dislike something on principle or think the general aesthetic or stench of the game sucks that's valid, but making shit up just exposes you as a homosexual moron. Your LARP of being some enlightened veteran is worthless but keep going if you think it means something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said it's a movie game in the same sense

                It has elements of those games in a derivative way that doesn't elevate them. I never denied this. They're just very mediocre games, and the setting and story is awful. As another poster also said, it does indeed have elements of a modern walking simulator, and as ANOTHER poster said, the gameplay loop is simplistic. You are a child and enjoy derivative mixtures of things that were actually more sophisticated and better implemented in the games that originated them. That's fine, that's part of growing up. How many kids like you were introduced to, say, Fallout through Fallout 3 or even 4?

                In any event, relax and take it in stride when someone criticizes the mediocre forgettable media you like. A game this shitty isn't worth fighting over.

                [...]
                I won the argument by being right, I added additional life advice as a favor to him because he's acting childish.

                more eloquently critiqued it as a cinematic game. Defer to his post.

                >enlightened veteran
                No, I'm just not 19 defending a game I replayed ten times when I was 15, like you. This is you: "Lmao? Actually Fallout 4 DOES have story? Did you even play it? Lol?" Your gay "umm? hello??" writing style betrays your youth, and your butthurt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Your gay "umm? hello??" writing style
                I never wrote anything like that in this thread. I did call you a homosexual moron though which you still are, and your constant assumptions that you're the old one while I'm the young one come off as overcompensation at this point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Your gay "umm? hello??" writing style betrays your youth, and your butthurt.
                Your own condescending pseud shtick isn't particularly endearing either, anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but I did it on purpose to make him mad

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >described as a hybrid of Metroid and Souls games
              Described by EA marketing maybe. About the only thing it shares in common with Metroid is the collecathon aspect gated behind abilities, and those abilities are boring tired shit you've seen before like double jump, wall run, force push and pull. About the only thing it shares with Souls is losing your currency when you die, it lacks varied combat, blocking, parries, upgrades/damage types, spacing, weapon types, movesets, stat allocations, etc. It fails completely at replicating the depth of either of those games. I know what that other anon is trying to say but the term I would use is "cinematic". It's a "cinematic" game with little parkour setpieces that might as well be on-rails. Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle. It's playable but really nothing spectacular. Might be alright if you're starved for Star Wars shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it lacks varied combat, blocking, parries, upgrades/damage types, spacing, weapon types, movesets, stat allocations, etc.
                So you haven't actually played the game. The only thing Survivor is missing from your list there is stat allocations

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=EB_sFPXO1I5dz-_D

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a pretty good VA now. Back then as Starkiller he was meh.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See
      [...]

      nta but star wars was bought for 4 billion irrc, takes time to make that back but they obviously are and you're mad cause it doesn't align with your grand political narrative

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They would have made it back already if TLJ as it is never existed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 more decades

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he fricks goth witches
    too problematic to homosexual star wars audience

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just make a new film trilogy
    No and please shut the frick up about this shit forever

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >little white boy
    >non white women being all powerful

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand how NuWars treats action scenes probably more than anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Action scenes were never that good except for 3 of them in the prequels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't think Hoth and the space battle over Endor are cool?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shit opinion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there isn't a single good action scene in the prequels, it's all over-choreographed sterile dance battling where two flaming queens compete to lightly tap their poles at each other as quickly as possible before taking a break to do a ribbon twirling contest

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PLEASE GIVE US MORE SLOP KATHLEEN!

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white male
    unfilmable

    >red hair
    you would be lucky to make it out of the room alive if you pitched it

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm a Katarn gay, and I committed suicide a long time ago.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these games fricking suck

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kathleen
    you expect that dumb b***h to make a good project?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a time when she was a competent assistant and producer. What she's doing to Star Wars is some kind of revenge for having to get coffee for a meeting or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she also ruined Indiana Jones. A single wrecking ball of old loved franchises.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There was a time when she was a competent coffee girl and wienersucker
        ftfy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Story I keep hearing get thrown around is that during an Indiana Jones meeting she went "What if instead of getting the girl, Indy got a dog?" or some shit, got mocked for it, and that played a role in her plotting revenge when she finally got all the power.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that's accurate, it's a direct quote from spielberg. he used her holes probably more than anyone else at lucasfilm or amblin.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Story I keep hearing get thrown around is that during an Indiana Jones meeting she went "What if instead of getting the girl, Indy got a dog?" or some shit, got mocked for it, and that played a role in her plotting revenge when she finally got all the power.

            You homosexuals will literally believe anything you read online.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You homosexuals will literally believe anything you read online.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I more meant you concocted an elaborate revenge plot based on a throwaway line Spielberg said decades ago, about a note she had on Indiana Jones. It's schizo shit.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it'll easily make billions
    Do you think they care about the money? Pissing off le chuds is their number one priority, that should be clear to anyone at this point.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >remaster Dark Forces
    >eliminate him from canon
    >have some literal who's steal the Death Star plans
    >give Pedro his blaster
    >Make him look like a Sims character on some shitty mobile app
    Doesn't seem that bad. The more Disney leaves alone and doesn't try to "adapt for a modern audience" the better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kanan got most everything else. They even cast Jan Ors' voice actress as his Twi'lek GF.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Malgus is nothing like Vader except being angry and having the bad luck of loving b***hes they shouldn't have, only Malgus killed his deliberately when he figured out she was his weakness. If anything, Malgus is who Palpatine wanted Vader to be but Obi-Wan ruined him.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The evidence is the money these movies make but you contort your brain and whip out autistimo math except for real math, I don't know why this upsets you homosexuals so much. It hasn't been the sinking ship you keep pretending it has been.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie about Darth Revan but sadly he too Masculine for Disney

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when I was a 15 year old too

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogshit souls ripoff. Past Jedi games were infinitely better.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first they have to make a trilogy about KYLE KATARN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already addressed.

      No no, Kyle is Kassian Andor now. And he's been replaced as the protagonist by Jan Ors (now called Jyn Erso). They're also both dead. So not happening.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    second game worth playing these days?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good Disney Wars content:
    >Rogue One
    >Andor
    >Mando S1 & S2
    >Jedi Fallen Order & Jedi Survivor
    >Baylan Skoll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue One is really bad. It does have a cool space battle but that's pretty much it

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just make a KOTOR movie and copy it 1:1

    better than any nu-Wars shit

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The stories in the games are pretty boring but yeah they mog anything disney has done with a jedi story

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*pew*
    >AHHH NO CAL I HAD TO BETRAY YOU, I HA-
    >*pew*
    was it kino?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bode was 100% in the right but Cal was based for hitting the double tap on him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Betrayal was neat but him being a closet force user was lame

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is my favorite Star Wars character tbh. But I don't trust anyone to do him justice outside of the games. I'm not even sure if the third game will be good since both narrative directors quit.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomraider is gay. The games were boring.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female protags don't sell

    LMAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kathy wants Star Wars to be for girls so bad and it's been such a disaster. Iger can't do anything about it because he doesn't want to be called a sexist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in bob's defense nobody is lining up to take kathleen's seat, her contract expires this year though so if someone were to swoop in all bob would have to do is let the contract not be renewed and then offer her some bullshit chair elsewhere if he felt obliged to, even though she would just go back to running amblin into the ground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls are too conpeititve. They can't really identify with some butch b***h pwning everyone and neither can guys. Male protagonists get the desire of women and the admiration of men. Atheists btfo once again

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars nerds will literally consume any fricking slop with the brand plastered on it..
    Did you homosexuals really think this game was good or are you being purposefully ironic?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That game was good but ran like shit

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