Just marathoned Scarlett Johansson getting naked for 1 hour and 48 mins. Jfc she's hot in this movie.

Just marathoned Scarlett Johansson getting naked for 1 hour and 48 mins. Jfc she's hot in this movie.

What did I think of it?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had your hand down the front of your pants the whole time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Kino movie. I made a thread yesterday about it and not too many anons seemed fond of it

      The scene on the beach makes me feel physically ill and I don’t really know why

      I posted about how I'd instantly fall for her alien ploy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that like it’s a bad thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just what I do at the computer normally

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino movie. I made a thread yesterday about it and not too many anons seemed fond of it

    The scene on the beach makes me feel physically ill and I don’t really know why

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH N-

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of her best kinos. For me Ghost World is her best but I would like to see her do another A24 film at some point.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute for agreeing to do such a gratuitous nude scene.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t really gratuitous. She’s literally an alien looking at her new body for the first time

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets to touch Scarlett Johansson
    >Tells her he would rather go to Tesco

    How can one man be this based?

    This also proves there is no god since I will never get to touch her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did he buy?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the stock that made them call and dump it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could I get a quick rundown?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fredos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A tin of Monster and a sausage roll.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doritos Chilli Heatwave

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honey mustard chicken pasta, Wispa Gold & summer fruits Oasis meal deal.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He forgot his clubcard

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can see labia in that movie

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    her being bug-eyed helped this movie's photography

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me sad that Scarlett cried at one of the festivals because people boo’d it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt happen

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In an interview with The Guardian to mark the start of the 2023 Venice Film Festival, the event's artistic director, Alberto Barbera, said the world premiere of this movie was "one of the worst screenings I've attended." He added it was the only time the audience booed a film, and that star Scarlett Johansson was almost in tears.
        moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, why did they shit on this one? It's one of the better a24 movies I've seen

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They hated the ending mostly from what I’ve gathered

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woulda preferred if it was during the Ghost World era than walled Scarjo.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post pics for christ sake

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most horrific death scenes I've ever seen.

    Also I thought it was funny in the dogfricker review where he says some of the actors were just normal people. He talks about scottish people "not being able to recognize" scarjo as if scotland was some deep in the jungle african shithole. Very weird and out of touch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair she wasn’t at the level of fame she eventually became yet and her hair was completely different than it ever has been. Nobody was suspect Scarlett being where they lived

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He talks about scottish people "not being able to recognize" scarjo as if scotland was some deep in the jungle african shithole. Very weird and out of touch.
      To be fair I was having a hard time understanding most of the locals because of the thick accents

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A truly unique film, a masterpiece, and infinitely better than the book.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best science fiction movies ever made, and an artsy film that has a good reason to be artsy and slow and atmospheric.

      You are on crack.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand people hating Under the Skin (I probably would have complained a lot about it if I had seen it in a theater or with friends), but for me it was a very pleasant surprise. I saw one of the artsy scenes on youtube and sought out the full movie after. I enjoy movie that are very visual with little dialogue so it was my style. Not a movie I would recommend, I can imagine so many people wanting to throw it out the window bored out of their minds or calling it pretentious, for me, I thought it was a beautiful and moody film, and did a great job making Earth look like a weird alien planet with nests of humans and their dwellings.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Book rules. Movies is... as good as it can be, perhaps.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best science fiction movies ever made, and an artsy film that has a good reason to be artsy and slow and atmospheric.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this film was going to be a stupid meme because all I heard was ScarJo naked, but it turned out to be quite thoughtful

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie, which means this thread will die.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve made a few recently and yeah they die pretty quick once the coomers fall off. Kino movie

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The director is releasing his first movie since this one this year.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's her best movie

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This, Hard to Be a God, and Upstream Color all coming out in 2013 was absolutely unbelievable untoppable for sci-fi fans.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the scene where she tries cake

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what the human-eating-alien-food equivalent of this would be. I imagined something vile like pudding made from slug guts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, probably exactly that. I was hoping she would like it

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this movie even though it’s one of the most depressing things I’ve seen

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the book is fricked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the humans are kept in dark cramped cages where they get their tongues cut out and balls cut off while crawling around in piss and shit

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably her best movie
    The unfeeling uncaring alien really worked with he wooden style of acting

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Under the Skin is a good movie, honestly. It brings out that eerie trauma vibe without overdoing it like Midsommar, kind of like
    The Shining.

    Scarlett Johannson's nude scene is tasteful. It's not just some zoomer frick scene 15-minutes into the film. I could argue there's a message behind it but damn my dick can't ignore Johannson with dark hair.

    Shits incredibly arousing while still being disturbing. The message is dead simple, though. There's not much to unravel.

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