just marathoned the idea that I'm going to watch this. What am I in for?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three good season then two not so good seasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are the first three good?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >are the first three good?
        Yes. Then four is kind of a lame rehash with a feminist bent, then 5th season has inexplicable Blacks so I never watched that one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >inexplicable
          Netflix garden gnomery is very explicable

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, watch vikings instead

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Viking Sharpe

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arseling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Son of Arseling. Lord of arselingburg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top tier waifu. Shame abouth those tiddies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They were beautiful but in the end they betrayed and killed her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Pattinson is in this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's not. You can check the cast on IMDB.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Queen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ... did they?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? Didn't you watch the show lmaaao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean when the cameras are off. Did he bebban her burg?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No they're both married pos broken morals

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was her problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retard didn't see anything coming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is she thinking about?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Big Saxon Cock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, she was a terrible fucking actress. took me out of the scene every damn time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was pretty annoying and got what she deserved.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah loved seeing her drown to death, just wish it happened earlier. besides her, season 3 was kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          am i literally the only person who thought she was hot and a kino character?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She made my penis the big penis solely because of the "I know I shouldn't put my dick in it HOWEVER" factor

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/12DfYcBom9GR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job lad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to grind as Uhtred and retake Bebbanbah maybe there's a warband mod in england

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to grind as Uhtred and retake Bebbanbah maybe there's a warband mod in england
        There is the DLC called the Viking Conquest, it's time frame is about the same as the TV series.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally perfect for that feeling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's great. Even my GF liked it. There is a movie coming out next year or so as a series finale.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A poor adaption of a fantastic series of books.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm planning to read the books. Care to name some differences to the show?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. They’re very different so it would take a while, plus I barely remember the series. All the characters are miscast and analgamated or omitted. His beliefs aren’t expounded. His entire childhood is condensed. Worst casting is father beocca, who is supposed to be a ginger with a club foot and maybe a withered hand - he’s supposed to be recognisable from a distance. That’ll do. Read the books. The quality fades a bit towards the end, or my enjoyment dropped. The first six are brilliant though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Side characters are polite suggestions that disappear between books. Uthraed is a big guy that loses half his hand at some point becoming Uthraed 'half hand.' He also has a cool wolf shaped helmet. He is elected king of Mercia because suddenly his mother was a Mercian princess. He gets wiser as books progress. He's also extremely old by the time of the more recent books.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe he is in his late 60s at the end of the last book? Well, of course the entire series is supposed to be Uthred at age 95 or so retelling the story of his life, long after all the principal players are dead and gone. But I think that the main plotline ends with him close to 70 and married to some poor young girl who is scared shitless by him.
          Also I forgot about the half-hand thing. When did that happen ?

          I'm planning to read the books. Care to name some differences to the show?

          The book series is wonderful, anon. Somewhere halfway through the series Uthred is nearing 50 and he is losing his former edge as a swordsman. He faces one dude who is clearly just straight up the better swordsman and Uthred realizes that he can't beat him on skill alone. So he just skewers himself on the enemy's sword so he can tackle him to the ground and literally saw his fucking head off.
          After that, he LITERALLY spends an entire book being wounded, just complaining about everything, being barely able to move, and constantly leaking stinking pus from his chestwound. He then uses the noxious odour to intimidate his political enemies, its fucking great lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will now read your books.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You will not regret it, anon, Uthred is the most based man in all the land. And there are lots of other great characters in there as well.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DESTINY
    IS
    ALL
    AAAAAAAHWAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAEYEYEEEEEEEAAAAAHH

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of jarring how Uhtred's supposed to be in his 50s at least by the 5th season

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he's already supposedly in his mid-50s by season 4
      Pretty funny in a cheesy way that he looks almost the same well after characters who were small children earlier in the show are adults

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they should at least have given him a greying wig or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's weird how nobody seems to age once they're an adult

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A show that deteriorates as fast as the muddled accent of the lead actor. Seriously, he sounds mentally challenged by the last couple of seasons. I genuinely stopped watching for mainly this reason (also because it just became boring as shit)

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just wasn't the same without him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loved every scene he was in. Such a fun character and a great actor.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vikings tier retarded shit, and ugly as hell, everything in this show looks like fucking puke

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an Uhtred acts like a retard and has to make a deal greatly in the other person's favour to get out of a bad situation episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Loadsamoney?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which girl would you hump?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hild is best girl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too good of a woman for God alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom left, but my heart is with Aethelfled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazingly, not a single one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are 10/10 in Bongland

      Yikes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Top right is a scandi, though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That the yellow teeths in the UK think is a 10/10.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but kys mutt gay

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why come into a thread where people are joyously discussing a thing they enjoy and act like a shithead? You're trying too hard to fit in reddit-kun.

              Post teeth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not British. Stop being buttblasted that you're getting bullied out of the thread seethimus maximus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one having the autistic seizure kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post teeth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why come into a thread where people are joyously discussing a thing they enjoy and act like a shithead? You're trying too hard to fit in reddit-kun.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is the state of this website
              mutt fags cannot help but bring up race and religion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's so sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've not seen this but
      3 > 2 > 4 > the rest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Ealhswith option
      Pleb tier chart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how as the show's writing becomes shittier and more feminist, the women being cast for roles also become uglier.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was Skorpa's problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just got a little ahead of himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His teeth

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    Female empowerment

    Pro-tip, stop when Alfred the Great dies, it is a shitshow after it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The final few episodes of season 3 were kino of the highest order.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean how Aethelflaed charges in yelling "yyyyaaas kweeeeeeeeen" and saves the day? Which isn't even accurate to the book, where she isn't present, and Edward loses the battle, but the revolt collapses because Uthred kills Ethelwold during the battle.
        No thank you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was *the* perfect way to end that episode

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    incredible intro scene.
    good series.
    DESTINY IS ALL

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unwashed people in fantasy tier costumes intriguing, romancing and fighting generic battles in a PG-13 manner.
    Its almost comical how they butchered the books, including the main character which was redrawn from being a self-interested but somewhat reformed rogue to a preaching mary sue white knight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >preaching mary sue white knight
      You just described me, guess that's why I liked the show so much

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they did a show during King Offa's reign without FUCKING VIKING GOYSLOP

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millie Brady is my bongfu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hild is smol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 mogs them all
      (No i do not remember who any of these actors are, their characters or anything else)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the one on the right
      Damn, is it really her?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        Hairstyles do a lot for a person's looks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She lost weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aethelflaed a cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I love women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1>4>6>5>2>3

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >converted to Christianity
      >faded into history
      A shame because he was cool

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching after Season 2
    I already know the EXACT direction it will take and i do not intend to see the Æthelflæd warrior queen arc happen

    I mean, the show literally reveals her character training with a sword, how much less subtle can you get?
    Its still not goyslop because its not just "muh vikangz"

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same author as Sharpe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhtred and Sharpe would probably get along.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously? That guy is a kino machine.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest with me bros, will the movie be good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Netflix
      What do you think?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first 2 seasons were a BBC production. I think Netflix took over during season 3.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baby monk is so cute, I'm not ready to see him go. currently on season 4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's hot, look at his chin, his smiles

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglo-Saxon history is full kino from start to finish
    >Only Vikang Age content is given the spotlight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeh it fucking sucks

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he have a curry accent?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to know too. Somehow I never noticed his accent but in the latter half of season 3 he starts sounding so weird and out of place.
      It's like his actor was trying so sound like a bong and then gave up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's what happens when a german actor puts on a scandi accent and a bong accent at the same time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said he was voice coached to have a mix between English and Danish accent.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A feature-length sequel, titled Seven Kings Must Die, has been filmed for Netflix

    First I've heard of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its her!
      the webm woman... i missed her, thank you anon 🙂

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Winter King tv adaption in the works
    >chances are it will complete dogshit
    Cool, thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino helmet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ck2 mod based on those books and that period is great.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Æthelflæd poster

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick! Everybody do your best intro song impression.
    >AAAAAAAEEEEEEOOOOWAAAAAEEEEAAAAAeeeeeeeoooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOO HOOO OOOOOO EEEE IAAA EEEE
      OOO HOOOOOOO HOOOOOO OOOOOO EYAEEEEEEEEYAE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The soundtrack is pretty good. Nice Faroese singer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The full length intro song is very nice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vilhjálmsdóttir is my football waifu.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no wholesome farmhand saxon gf to marty and start a family with
    I was born too late

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about Saxon girls. Why do they have the Autism?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode where Uhtred's friends recover him from the slave ship
    Now this is bonds kino

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show was semi interesting first season but when you start season 2 you quickly realise it's written for and probably by women.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its an Uthred acts like a hotheaded retard and ruins everything episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the whole show.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A show so bad it makes Vikings looks good. Hammed performances from literally every single actor, embarrassing dialogue, and a main character so embarrassingly written as self-insert that every scene with him is unwatchable. Just watch Vikings if you want something similar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vikings is terrible and TLK is superior.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing TLK has over Vikings is that it has a series of books by a veteran author to follow, otherwise they might be the same fucking show

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That seems significant.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you can look past all the eyeliner, side cuts and dreads and grime and biker leather vests, bad acting and retarded horrible accents, then sure I guess

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve never watched either show, anon. I just scrolled by and saw you say the ONLY difference between them is one has source material by a veteran author. That’s like saying the ONLY difference between these two boats is that this one has a rudder.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rudder
                Ya mudda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vikings at least had a few redeemable moments in the early seasons, but then it's also 8 and 9 years ago since I watched them. TLK has literally none, and its acting is somehow even worse. The only scene I thought was even remotely interesting was that spear catch and throw at some point, but on rewatch, it's not even written as some impossible moment of divine intervention as I thought, it's just Uhtred being cringe mary sue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I hear vikings was better than this, seems okay ngl just began watching
        There were some viking threads on here unless that was another time.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an Alfred offers Uhtred a deal episode

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of this shit and ive probably even seen it

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    luv brown-haired women
    luv England
    Praise be to Alfred the Great

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post more saxonfus bros

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a fuck ton of destiny in it. Also, King Alfred is the best part of the series.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the shittiest haircut in all the kingdoms?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhtreds hair cut, young uthred, edwards second son

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alfred reams Utreds ass by imprisoning him or betraying him or some shit.
    Utred escapes and comes back for more.
    Alfred reams him again, harder.
    Utred comes back for more.
    Repeat until Alfred dies.
    Alfreds son takes the crown.
    Alfreds son reams Utreds ass.
    Repeat until end.
    Great fun show though if you dont think too hard about it

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