just marathoned the idea that I'm going to watch this. What am I in for?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Three good season then two not so good seasons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are the first three good?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >are the first three good?
        Yes. Then four is kind of a lame rehash with a feminist bent, then 5th season has inexplicable Blacks so I never watched that one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >inexplicable
          Netflix israelitery is very explicable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, watch vikings instead

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Viking Sharpe

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arseling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Son of Arseling. Lord of arselingburg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Top tier waifu. Shame abouth those tiddies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What about them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They were beautiful but in the end they betrayed and killed her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Pattinson is in this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's not. You can check the cast on IMDB.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My Queen.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ... did they?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? Didn't you watch the show lmaaao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean when the cameras are off. Did he bebban her burg?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No they're both married pos broken morals

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was her problem?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron didn't see anything coming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is she thinking about?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Big Saxon wiener

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, she was a terrible fricking actress. took me out of the scene every damn time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She was pretty annoying and got what she deserved.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah loved seeing her drown to death, just wish it happened earlier. besides her, season 3 was kino.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          am i literally the only person who thought she was hot and a kino character?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She made my penis the big penis solely because of the "I know I shouldn't put my dick in it HOWEVER" factor

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/12DfYcBom9GR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good job lad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to grind as Uhtred and retake Bebbanbah maybe there's a warband mod in england

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to grind as Uhtred and retake Bebbanbah maybe there's a warband mod in england
        There is the DLC called the Viking Conquest, it's time frame is about the same as the TV series.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally perfect for that feeling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's great. Even my GF liked it. There is a movie coming out next year or so as a series finale.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A poor adaption of a fantastic series of books.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm planning to read the books. Care to name some differences to the show?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. They’re very different so it would take a while, plus I barely remember the series. All the characters are miscast and analgamated or omitted. His beliefs aren’t expounded. His entire childhood is condensed. Worst casting is father beocca, who is supposed to be a ginger with a club foot and maybe a withered hand - he’s supposed to be recognisable from a distance. That’ll do. Read the books. The quality fades a bit towards the end, or my enjoyment dropped. The first six are brilliant though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Side characters are polite suggestions that disappear between books. Uthraed is a big guy that loses half his hand at some point becoming Uthraed 'half hand.' He also has a cool wolf shaped helmet. He is elected king of Mercia because suddenly his mother was a Mercian princess. He gets wiser as books progress. He's also extremely old by the time of the more recent books.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I believe he is in his late 60s at the end of the last book? Well, of course the entire series is supposed to be Uthred at age 95 or so retelling the story of his life, long after all the principal players are dead and gone. But I think that the main plotline ends with him close to 70 and married to some poor young girl who is scared shitless by him.
          Also I forgot about the half-hand thing. When did that happen ?

          I'm planning to read the books. Care to name some differences to the show?

          The book series is wonderful, anon. Somewhere halfway through the series Uthred is nearing 50 and he is losing his former edge as a swordsman. He faces one dude who is clearly just straight up the better swordsman and Uthred realizes that he can't beat him on skill alone. So he just skewers himself on the enemy's sword so he can tackle him to the ground and literally saw his fricking head off.
          After that, he LITERALLY spends an entire book being wounded, just complaining about everything, being barely able to move, and constantly leaking stinking pus from his chestwound. He then uses the noxious odour to intimidate his political enemies, its fricking great lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I will now read your books.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You will not regret it, anon, Uthred is the most based man in all the land. And there are lots of other great characters in there as well.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DESTINY
    IS
    ALL
    AAAAAAAHWAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAEYEYEEEEEEEAAAAAHH

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of jarring how Uhtred's supposed to be in his 50s at least by the 5th season

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he's already supposedly in his mid-50s by season 4
      Pretty funny in a cheesy way that he looks almost the same well after characters who were small children earlier in the show are adults

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they should at least have given him a greying wig or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's weird how nobody seems to age once they're an adult

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A show that deteriorates as fast as the muddled accent of the lead actor. Seriously, he sounds mentally challenged by the last couple of seasons. I genuinely stopped watching for mainly this reason (also because it just became boring as shit)

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It just wasn't the same without him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loved every scene he was in. Such a fun character and a great actor.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vikings tier moronic shit, and ugly as hell, everything in this show looks like fricking puke

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an Uhtred acts like a moron and has to make a deal greatly in the other person's favour to get out of a bad situation episode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Loadsamoney?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which girl would you hump?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hild is best girl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Too good of a woman for God alone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom left, but my heart is with Aethelfled

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Amazingly, not a single one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These are 10/10 in Bongland

      Yikes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Top right is a scandi, though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That the yellow teeths in the UK think is a 10/10.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but kys mutt homosexual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why come into a thread where people are joyously discussing a thing they enjoy and act like a shithead? You're trying too hard to fit in reddit-kun.

              Post teeth

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not British. Stop being buttblasted that you're getting bullied out of the thread seethimus maximus.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one having the autistic seizure kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Post teeth

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why come into a thread where people are joyously discussing a thing they enjoy and act like a shithead? You're trying too hard to fit in reddit-kun.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This is the state of this website
              mutt gays cannot help but bring up race and religion

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's so sad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've not seen this but
      3 > 2 > 4 > the rest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no Ealhswith option
      Pleb tier chart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how as the show's writing becomes shittier and more feminist, the women being cast for roles also become uglier.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was Skorpa's problem?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He just got a little ahead of himself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His teeth

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    Female empowerment

    Pro-tip, stop when Alfred the Great dies, it is a shitshow after it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The final few episodes of season 3 were kino of the highest order.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you mean how Aethelflaed charges in yelling "yyyyaaas kweeeeeeeeen" and saves the day? Which isn't even accurate to the book, where she isn't present, and Edward loses the battle, but the revolt collapses because Uthred kills Ethelwold during the battle.
        No thank you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was *the* perfect way to end that episode

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    incredible intro scene.
    good series.
    DESTINY IS ALL

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unwashed people in fantasy tier costumes intriguing, romancing and fighting generic battles in a PG-13 manner.
    Its almost comical how they butchered the books, including the main character which was redrawn from being a self-interested but somewhat reformed rogue to a preaching mary sue white knight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >preaching mary sue white knight
      You just described me, guess that's why I liked the show so much

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they did a show during King Offa's reign without FRICKING VIKING GOYSLOP

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Millie Brady is my bongfu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hild is smol.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1 mogs them all
      (No i do not remember who any of these actors are, their characters or anything else)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the one on the right
      Damn, is it really her?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        Hairstyles do a lot for a person's looks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She lost weight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aethelflaed a cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I love women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1>4>6>5>2>3

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >converted to Christianity
      >faded into history
      A shame because he was cool

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching after Season 2
    I already know the EXACT direction it will take and i do not intend to see the Æthelflæd warrior queen arc happen

    I mean, the show literally reveals her character training with a sword, how much less subtle can you get?
    Its still not goyslop because its not just "muh vikangz"

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same author as Sharpe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhtred and Sharpe would probably get along.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously? That guy is a kino machine.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest with me bros, will the movie be good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Netflix
      What do you think?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The first 2 seasons were a BBC production. I think Netflix took over during season 3.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    baby monk is so cute, I'm not ready to see him go. currently on season 4.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's hot, look at his chin, his smiles

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglo-Saxon history is full kino from start to finish
    >Only Vikang Age content is given the spotlight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeh it fricking sucks

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why does he have a curry accent?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to know too. Somehow I never noticed his accent but in the latter half of season 3 he starts sounding so weird and out of place.
      It's like his actor was trying so sound like a bong and then gave up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's what happens when a german actor puts on a scandi accent and a bong accent at the same time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He said he was voice coached to have a mix between English and Danish accent.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >A feature-length sequel, titled Seven Kings Must Die, has been filmed for Netflix

    First I've heard of that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its her!
      the webm woman... i missed her, thank you anon 🙂

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Winter King tv adaption in the works
    >chances are it will complete dogshit
    Cool, thanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kino helmet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Ck2 mod based on those books and that period is great.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based Æthelflæd poster

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quick! Everybody do your best intro song impression.
    >AAAAAAAEEEEEEOOOOWAAAAAEEEEAAAAAeeeeeeeoooo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OOOO HOOO OOOOOO EEEE IAAA EEEE
      OOO HOOOOOOO HOOOOOO OOOOOO EYAEEEEEEEEYAE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The soundtrack is pretty good. Nice Faroese singer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The full length intro song is very nice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Vilhjálmsdóttir is my football waifu.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw no wholesome farmhand saxon gf to marty and start a family with
    I was born too late

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about Saxon girls. Why do they have the Autism?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that episode where Uhtred's friends recover him from the slave ship
    Now this is bonds kino

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This show was semi interesting first season but when you start season 2 you quickly realise it's written for and probably by women.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its an Uthred acts like a hotheaded moron and ruins everything episode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the whole show.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A show so bad it makes Vikings looks good. Hammed performances from literally every single actor, embarrassing dialogue, and a main character so embarrassingly written as self-insert that every scene with him is unwatchable. Just watch Vikings if you want something similar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vikings is terrible and TLK is superior.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing TLK has over Vikings is that it has a series of books by a veteran author to follow, otherwise they might be the same fricking show

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That seems significant.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you can look past all the eyeliner, side cuts and dreads and grime and biker leather vests, bad acting and moronic horrible accents, then sure I guess

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve never watched either show, anon. I just scrolled by and saw you say the ONLY difference between them is one has source material by a veteran author. That’s like saying the ONLY difference between these two boats is that this one has a rudder.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >rudder
                Ya mudda

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vikings at least had a few redeemable moments in the early seasons, but then it's also 8 and 9 years ago since I watched them. TLK has literally none, and its acting is somehow even worse. The only scene I thought was even remotely interesting was that spear catch and throw at some point, but on rewatch, it's not even written as some impossible moment of divine intervention as I thought, it's just Uhtred being cringe mary sue

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No I hear vikings was better than this, seems okay ngl just began watching
        There were some viking threads on here unless that was another time.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an Alfred offers Uhtred a deal episode

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of this shit and ive probably even seen it

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    luv brown-haired women
    luv England
    Praise be to Alfred the Great

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post more saxonfus bros

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a frick ton of destiny in it. Also, King Alfred is the best part of the series.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who has the shittiest haircut in all the kingdoms?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uhtreds hair cut, young uthred, edwards second son

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alfred reams Utreds ass by imprisoning him or betraying him or some shit.
    Utred escapes and comes back for more.
    Alfred reams him again, harder.
    Utred comes back for more.
    Repeat until Alfred dies.
    Alfreds son takes the crown.
    Alfreds son reams Utreds ass.
    Repeat until end.
    Great fun show though if you dont think too hard about it

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