Just marathoned this comfy kino, what did we think of it?

Just marathoned this comfy kino, what did we think of it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they had stopped making the hobbit movies after this i would say the hobbit was actually pretty enjoyable for the most part.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i've been drinking tea or the past 30 minutes and now want to pee

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >1
    Not perfect but not bad.
    >2
    Some good moments but overall bad.
    >3
    pretty much all bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >AUJ
      Pretty decent
      >TDOS
      Pretty not decent but had better "cool" moments than the first one did
      >TBOTFA
      Hot and utter garbage

      Hard agree

      Why is the third movie hated so much?

      It's essentially like 20 pages of the book stretched out into a 2 hour movie by turning it into one giant video game cutscene.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's essentially like 20 pages of the book stretched out into a 2 hour movie by turning it into one giant video game cutscene
        I know that but why is it hated so much?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's 2 hours of dizzying CGI filler. The plot and dialog are stretched paper thin and the action just gets tiresome very quickly. It fails at every aspect of being a movie.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AUJ
    Pretty decent
    >TDOS
    Pretty not decent but had better "cool" moments than the first one did
    >TBOTFA
    Hot and utter garbage

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the first Hobbit. The other ones felt like watching video games.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the third movie hated so much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >two anons hate it
      >must be the consensus of the globe

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RoP has retroactively made The Hobbit movies enjoyable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kneel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      extremely based, though every time I hear gandalf I can't help but think of noah cross and crack up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he was probably the worst VA but it's a great cast for the most part

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it should have just been 2 movies three was way over stretching it hell maybe it should have just been one 3 hour movie

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you thought it was great and are considering watching the entire hobbit trilogy (extended edition for all movies ofc)

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how these absolute shit movies are getting praised here. Only because ROP was even worse. These marvel tier dogshit cgi slush movies are horrendous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of anons have praised this here for years. ROP is pretty new so why would you think the two are related? Lurk more newbie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bait

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have defended unexpected journey since 2014, the other two are pretty shit though

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun lore building, terrible movies overall, didn't need to be as long as it was and the romance was obviously forced.

    A fan edit that's closer to the books would be kino, though. I'm sure it exists already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep! And it's free to download from their website!

      http://www.maple-films.com/jrr-tolkiens-the-hobbit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maple is amateurishly edited.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, what are some other fanedits you enjoyed more, gucci loafers?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was decent. Wasnt LOTR tho

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kino. Better than LOTR trilogy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least we have the m4 edit to make it good.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like the hobbit: an unexpectedly shit movie I'll never watch again amirite?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rude

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it
    >have a trilogy to work on one book and make an as true as possible great adaptation as possible
    >use the time for cgi le epic action filler

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