Just one more month until Cartoon Network 2.0 launches.

Just one more month until Cartoon Network 2.0 launches. And this time there'll be no original programming for zoomers. And that's a good thing!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is this for
    oh right, the last few zoomers with taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers. Thats the core MeTv audience anyway.
      And me. I love MASH.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers, Gen X, and Millennials. Anyone over 30, basically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even in 1992, almost half of the people who watched cartoons were adults. Over 30 years later the percentage is easily much higher.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me. They should air Batfink.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah 'cause that all worked out just stellar for Boomerang
    oh wait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomerang was a shit channel from Day 1. Just a dumping ground for the old Hanna-Barbera shit that CN didn't want anymore without any care or effort into packaging and curating it in a fun or interesting way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials are ridiculously aggressive consoomers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a millennial and I say that METV is genuine in their like of nerd culture and they're copying the Nostalgia Critic format. I think it's because Bill has actual adult skills and charisma, and Mr. Quizzer gets all the cartoon milfs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And don't forget T-Rex, the coolest president Teddy Roosevelt
        >Airhorn noises
        On a related note, I miss Sventoonie. I miss Blob E. Blob and Trevor Ground.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MeTV is the perfect channel for seniors. It's insane how reliable it is for something good to be on when I have to babysit any of my grandparents.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmm premium channel barely anybody gets for 20+ years or antenna channel everyone and their brother gets from year one?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no original programming for zoomers

    I'm already triggered by the fact that they'll be airing Xiaolin Showdown and Baby Looney Tunes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baby looney tunes is for their e/i mandate show so they don't have the fcc breathing down their asses not sure why they're gonna air xiaolin showdown though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Baby looney tunes is for their e/i mandate show so they don't have the fcc breathing down their asses not
        the FCC doesn't regulate cable TV or really anything but PBS nowadays

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I think Baby Looney Tunes is a Warner mandate, not an FCC mandate. The FCC doesn't regulate Cable TV and yet Warner still insisted CN play the show for years. I imagine their deal with Weigel is similar. You can have Bugs Bunny and YogI Bear, but you have to take Baby Looney Tunes, too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, what the frick was up with Baby Looney Tunes anyway? I could understand it existing in the late 80s/early 90s when kid/baby versions of cartoon characters were the current fad and WB even did have the first incarnation of Baby LTs in merchandise as "Looney Tunes Lovables", but why only in the 2000s did the cartoon come out when the fad was long-over and why was WB so adamant that CN be forced to air it no matter what?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ME TV said that action cartoons like Johnny Quest are too expensive. It's a bummer cause Fleischer Superman looks better than most modern anime.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't quite answer the question as to why WB was so obsessed with making Baby Looney Tunes when everybody had long since ditched the fad for being stupid. Not even Loonatics was so badly-timed (it was just bad).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looney Tunes are adults. They aren't going to dumb themselves down for children. Porky and Sniffles are just too milquetoast to appeal to children. Baby Looney Tunes was most likely based off that Chuck Jones short where Bugs and Elmer were children or Baby Bottleneck. The suits seem to like Baby Bottleneck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Johnny Quest is on the MeTV Too lineup

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They made it specifically to torment me while I skipped school.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this time
    please, CN is the Playstation of channels, it's got no shows

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Which is a good thing this will have nothing to do with Cartoon Network. Cartoon Network, like Playstation, has been dead for decades.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to watch this online since it's a broadcast channel? I don't have those antennas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be on Frndly TV streaming, but that costs 10 bucks a month. They did say there were plans to do a separate streaming app type of thing, though.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have cable anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a cable channel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have any TV at all though, how do I watch this shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Streaming. You'll probably be able to easily watch it on your phone.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, it’s a free over the air sub channel. You may need to get an antenna or build your own.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I stream all the MeTV channels on my Shield device without an antenna

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You may need to get an antenna or build your own.
              morons like you who think its to fricking hard to buy a digital antenna? Everyone and their fricking grandma has a smart TV now with a digital antenna.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have a cheapy antenna in my room and I don't get it. MeTV only comes in on the TV hooked to my Verizon box in the living room.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Wrong, it’s a free over the air sub channel.
              there are apps and streaming services that allow you to watch these

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are sites for public TV streaming, if you have an attenna, you might be able to get it too and connect it to your PC. Or you can stream it if you have a moble phone. They used to have direct streaming on their site, but they took it down.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Checkered past

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Checkered past
      That block is losing a day to Toonami

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  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will have something like this in 50 years (and that's a bad thing)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, this is airing Duck Dodgers and Xiolin Showdown
      This already is a zoomer nostalgia channel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I chalk it up to Zaslav wanting Martian Queen and Wuya to show anime weebs how to make adult characters

        Me. They should air Batfink.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people act like this is a bad thing? There is alot of good shows that will shine their spotlight again! I also want Early Hanna Barbera and the post screen gems UPA cartoons to be aired here...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zaslav knows that reruns get more ratings than new shows. He will air Digimon Tamers with Rika in the nude if it gets ratings. To his defense, CNN is losing more money because people are tired of boomers talking about Trump 24/7. Cartoons give them a break from culture war

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And this time there'll be no original programming
    soulless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not souless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite. Nothing BUT soul (+Baby Looney Tunes and Xiolin Showdown).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BLT is soul and I'm tired pretending it isn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Xuya won

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if xiaolin is gonna air, mucha lucha should too

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F
    This is what israeli mismanagement does to your channels.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we have watch threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they have themed blocks maybe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm predicting they will

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