Just saw minions 2 with my godbrother and little brother. but after it finished we came outside and it's a storm!

Just saw minions 2 with my godbrother and little brother
but after it finished we came outside and it's a storm!
we're soaking wet
Why does the God hate the minions?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aye bruh if yo brother is a God tell his ass to turn off the rain frick you doin dumbass homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shieeeeeeet homie you righT
      man 'm muvafrickin stoopi

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rain is good you stupid little shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not for the sugar people you monster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't just rain
      it's a storm
      and my aunt will kill me if my brother gets sick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my aunt will kill me if my brother gets sick
        Illness due to moist weather is a meeeeeeeeme, you dip. Cold season coincides with stormy weather- mostly because people cram together into buildings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He just coughed and sneezed

          the frick is a godbrother?

          My godfather's son
          my godbrother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you're around minions. The rain serves as an aphrodisiac and they rape everything and everyone in sight

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is a godbrother?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a godsister post-transition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a child to your godparents- god parents are two people given said title at a child's baptism, and historically were responsible for the kid if anything happened to the actual parents.
      Now it's mostly and honorary title, and increasingly rare altogether as baptism ceremonies go out of vogue.
      /spoonfeed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get the frick out of here there's a godfather/mother but it stops there it ain't a fricking family godtree you homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cringe and Godless
          They're close family
          simple as

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if Anon's parents died he'd have to be brothers with that kid.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cringe and Godless
            They're close family
            simple as

            He may be "like a brother" I've never been to a family reunion and heard hey this is your great-god cousin from Mickspoke

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a Serb thing
              was a slav thing but not anymore

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God thinks you should have taken him to see top gun instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was too late
      and I my little brother hates america so no
      I'd take him to the Russian/Chinese remake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is why you get rained on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But God hates the great satan
          it's probably cause the movie sucked

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you think top gun 2 sucked you’re a satan piloted wiener smoking turbotroony

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was talking about the minions
              I'll pirate top gun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This logic is shit should be the complete opposite good day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God works in mysterious ways

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the question of the day?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >godbrother
    is that your godparent's son, or is that another child of same age that was appointed for religious teachings? lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This anon gets it this isn't real and OP close friend and little brother are all getting pneumonia for being unpatriotic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We're not american
        and we're ok
        mom's making pancakes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >godbrother
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do westerners not care about their godparents?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ayy godbro do me a solid and pass that ketchup will ya?

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