Just saw this and pleasantly surprised at how kino it is. Far better than the first two. Also, catchads will enjoy it.

Just saw this and pleasantly surprised at how kino it is. Far better than the first two. Also, catchads will enjoy it.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the average black woman has an audible decible range of 170
    How the frick can a homie like her survive the alien invasion?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie establishes her as being a depressed loner. Her character is genuinely really likeable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only le white men can be depressed and lonely
          Cry into a pillow lil chuddie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're not lonely. lonely implies you're not a solipsistic pos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you make me cuckboy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just saw it as well. Surprisingly not slop. Had a kind of arthouse quality to it, probably because it was directed by the guy who did Pig with Nic Cage.

        >matches the structure of D&D postings
        >made by same company
        paramount ad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does she go barefoot like emily blunt's character

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she goes completely naked as a step further

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Black person in my kino? DROPPED

      OP did you know jogger lips smack at the average decibel level of 90 to 220????
      Please tell me how that makes sense in this movie. Basketballs would be wiped out in one day all over the world and then the aliens would die of aids and fentynal crack overdose. Then you'll be saying aliens don't spice dey astronauts, brain surgeons and scientists.

      >black woman has to be quiet for 2 hours
      Sorry I can only suspend my disbelief so far

      Lupita isn't a Black person, she's an upper class immigrant who went to an ivy league school

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    You don't know what that means and there's a 99% chance the concept does not apply to this slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine attaching any significant meaning to fricking Cinemaphile lingo. Leave your basement and touch some grass please loser.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The attachment is to quality, something entry-level average joe types such as you would do well to eventually learn to identify before you start hyping mediocre, algorithmic spinoffs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but you need to get a fricking life. A job or something. Anything that gives you purpose.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Low-IQ ad hominem non-argument. Be quiet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >touch some grass
        this is 100% pedo code, isn't it.

        it's meant to seem like it means "go outside and get some air", but you creeps like using it way too fkn much.
        pathological repetition among you types always = le secret pedo meaning.
        anything to keep your pedo ball in the air, right nonce?

        so, what's it actually mean, fricker? "Groomed Ass"? "Fresh Shoots"?

        Basic churn = numerology. Grass sums to 64. Referenced in that McCartney song.
        "Will you still need me, when I'm 64"

        >In the Old Testament, the number 64 is associated with the completion of a full cycle or the attainment of perfection.
        >attainment of perfection
        >perfection
        Gee, wonder what "perfection" means to a pretentious nonce pedofrick...

        "Attainment of a child."
        fkn kys you pedo shill rat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hes a raging balding redittor for sure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just saw it as well. Surprisingly not slop. Had a kind of arthouse quality to it, probably because it was directed by the guy who did Pig with Nic Cage.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk literally can't feel emotions or thoughts. They can put up with a beeping fire alarm for years until their fricking houses burn down. Go shitstir on plebbit where you belong.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knowing how bad black people are at staying quiet in the movies.... dat b***h aint got no chance!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By this logic I'm surprised any woman managed to survive.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >better than the first two
    Frick off Cinemaphile is a Jimbo board

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't understand if bird box is copying a quiet place or vice versa, but there's definitely a situation here

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh, woah just gonna pretend I didn’t just read but I hope you get help.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh woah

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess it shows the military totally being incompetent?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't really see much military action. You see jets blowing up the bridges and helicopters sending out messages telling people to get to the docks

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Black person in my kino? DROPPED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Racism isn’t funny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is who decides what is and isn't funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting? Also nice selfie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cool selfie but doesn’t refute what I said.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cool selfie but doesn’t refute what I said.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what is that writhing mass of flesh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool selfie but doesn’t refute what I said.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >those mangled breasts
          Animegirlpukingintoherhand.jpg

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP did you know jogger lips smack at the average decibel level of 90 to 220????
    Please tell me how that makes sense in this movie. Basketballs would be wiped out in one day all over the world and then the aliens would die of aids and fentynal crack overdose. Then you'll be saying aliens don't spice dey astronauts, brain surgeons and scientists.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't breathe but for women
    miss me with this slop

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black woman has to be quiet for 2 hours
    Sorry I can only suspend my disbelief so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason she's not in the other two movies that take place long after day one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, a challenge on par with Chad not getting easy puss for 40 days and nights.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated the first one. The kids were infruriating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda wanted to frick the deaf one.
      (still do, honestly, she's a cutie).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first movie is moronic, second one is empty, third is kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does the movie explain how these aliens become a global issue? Or why the military can't immediately kill or contain them?

    The first movie had some ok horror sequences early on but the concept of the aliens sort of falls apart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first film established that. There was a wall of newspaper articles saying they were bulletproof, which is incredibly silly, but gives an explanation for why the situation is the way it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They also apparently don't eat anything they kill, so waiting for them to die of exposure is a no-go. They're perpetual motion murder machines

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it look like the white guy has been shopped into that poster?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Far better than the first two
    Paki shillbot detected

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is a catch ad?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black
    >bald
    >woman

    damn. I was interested in this too. But three strikes.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody asking about the cat.
    Say more. If it dies I'm walking out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It survives, although i'm calling bs on it not drowning during the water sequence or ever meowing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cats only meow for people The sounds they make for each other are like purring and clicking. If it wasn't raised around other domestic cats, it might never even vocalize at all.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was ok, but the story felt rushed just to reach the next set piece

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So some things learned from this film

    >They landed worldwide
    >They seem to have nests so they can reproduce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any confirmation on whether they eat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In their nest they seem to have some egg things they rip open, I dont know if theyre freeing young or eating the eggs of other monsters

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black people go to a movie theater
    >none of them can keep quiet

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lupita ? My favorite negress, have you seen that kaffer pick cotton ? Two hands, two hands at the same time ! What a marvel.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see more of that chad old black guy who murdered the frick out of that panicking cuck

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