Just saw this shit for the first time

Total fricking disappointment. The CGI was way too fricking overdone, the writing was cringe, and the acting was as wooden as a fricking log. Don't even get me started on the forced love story between Anakin and Padmé. It was so cheesy it made me want to puke. And don't even get me started on Jar Jar dipshit Binks. What a fricking waste of screen time. The only good thing that came out of this trilogy was Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and even he couldn't save this awful mess.

George Lucas really shat the bed with these movies. Bottom line: if you haven't seen the Star Wars prequel trilogy yet, save yourself the trouble and stick with the original trilogy.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Just saw this shit for the first time
    DUNE sucked as a book, so why surprise the film was bad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bot or esl

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    k

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based

      https://i.imgur.com/FAnBJTY.jpg

      Total fricking disappointment. The CGI was way too fricking overdone, the writing was cringe, and the acting was as wooden as a fricking log. Don't even get me started on the forced love story between Anakin and Padmé. It was so cheesy it made me want to puke. And don't even get me started on Jar Jar dipshit Binks. What a fricking waste of screen time. The only good thing that came out of this trilogy was Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and even he couldn't save this awful mess.

      George Lucas really shat the bed with these movies. Bottom line: if you haven't seen the Star Wars prequel trilogy yet, save yourself the trouble and stick with the original trilogy.

      Attack of the Clones is kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >CGI was overdone
      It was the very first movie that used CGI to this level. George invented a lot of techniques for this movie that shaped the current VFX landscape. Do you also dislike black and white movies?
      >Writing was cringe
      Read more Shakespeare
      >Acting was wooden
      Nah some couldn't handle the dialogue for sure and butchered performances but plenty of actors in those movies understood the writing and delivered fantastic performances.
      >Jar Jar
      Understandable but at the same time I'd rather he return to the series than see another Glup Shitto origin

      Absolutely based

      [...]
      Attack of the Clones is kino

      >The CGI was way too fricking overdone
      Reddit opinion
      PM was mostly practical effects
      AOTC was bleeding edge at the time but the tech wasn't there yet so it looks like shit on Blu-ray but great if you watch the original film release
      ROTS still holds up

      You talk like a redditor so it’s not surprising that you have reddit opinions.

      >t.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        /r/prequelmemes is a bastardized version of Sheevposting that started on Cinemaphile fricking newbie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's hillarious cause I checked and currently the sub has 2.4 million subs

        holy fricking reddit. prequels are peak reddit.

        Stoklasa won.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Stoklasa won.
          t.Stoklasa

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that Mew is represented as one of the heroes in the movie, but you can't even catch him in the main game. you can only catch Mew Two. Wtf, man!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >CGI was overdone
    It was the very first movie that used CGI to this level. George invented a lot of techniques for this movie that shaped the current VFX landscape. Do you also dislike black and white movies?
    >Writing was cringe
    Read more Shakespeare
    >Acting was wooden
    Nah some couldn't handle the dialogue for sure and butchered performances but plenty of actors in those movies understood the writing and delivered fantastic performances.
    >Jar Jar
    Understandable but at the same time I'd rather he return to the series than see another Glup Shitto origin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It was the very first movie that used CGI to this level. George invented a lot of techniques for this movie that shaped the current VFX landscape
      So it created the current saturated CG capeshit film industry. Great job George.
      >Do you also dislike black and white movies?
      Black and white movies were simply held back by technology at the time. George had the choice to do what he did with the original trilogy but he decided to "innovate" with technology that wasn't ready yet.
      >Read more Shakespeare
      It was wannabe Shakespeare. Plenty of writers pay homage to past works but that doesn't mean that new thing is good.
      >Nah some couldn't handle the dialogue for sure and butchered performances but plenty of actors in those movies understood the writing and delivered fantastic performances.
      The only standout performance was with Palpatine but we don't get that until halfway through the third movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It was the very first movie that used CGI to this level.
      Doesn't make it good.
      >Read more Shakespeare
      You are genuinely moronic if you think this shit is anything like Shakespeare.
      >but plenty of actors in those movies understood the writing and delivered fantastic performances.
      You can count them on one hand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you also dislike black and white movies?
      No, because black and white films don't look like shit. Some of my favorite photography (still and cinematic) is black and white and a lot of people hold a specific fondness for it which is why it persists even today.
      >Read more Shakespeare
      You've never read Shakespeare.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The PT filters another.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love the prequels because of how scholcky they are. With the terrible acting, schizophrenic plot, and genuinely cool action, they end up coming off as big budget Godfrey Ho movies and I think that's pretty cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You wish. Go away, George. Grow a chin with money or something.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jar-Jar is such a harmless non-issue, it makes me wonder if people who criticize him are just regurgitating ancient talking points. he's a comic relief sidekick for frick's sake, why do people hate him so much? everything in Phantom is absolutely perfect. Attack of the Clones is where it gets shifty but Revenge of the Sith is as good of a comeback as you could ask for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he's a comic relief sidekick for frick's sake, why do people hate him so much?
      Because he's a shitty comic relief sidekick.
      >everything in Phantom is absolutely perfect
      lol

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The CGI was way too fricking overdone
    Reddit opinion
    PM was mostly practical effects
    AOTC was bleeding edge at the time but the tech wasn't there yet so it looks like shit on Blu-ray but great if you watch the original film release
    ROTS still holds up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >PM was mostly practical effects
      So that's your only example? Even then George covered up a ton of shit with CG.
      >AOTC was bleeding edge at the time but the tech wasn't there yet so it looks like shit on Blu-ray but great if you watch the original film release
      >ROTS still holds up
      Both look worse as time goes on.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi,
    It was decent casting, but the prequels don't do Obi-Wan as a character any favors. Almost everything interesting about him is drained out. Even the droll attitude that McGregor captures so well ends up tied to some awful lines.
    >Another happy landing.
    What?

    The movies are so fricking dumb even the incredible posters don't come out unscathed. Just look at Yoda on the ROTS poster.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You talk like a redditor so it’s not surprising that you have reddit opinions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit loves the prequels

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are these examples of overused CGI?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure about that scene in particular but the rest of the Jedi Temple was made up of miniatures, so highly likely that one is too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >this guy again

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >get called out
            >I-I was pretending to be moronic all along ha gotchu!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks airbrushed to me.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, you've watched this movie "for the first time" like 100 times now. Stop spamming, you moronic attention prostitute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I hadn't even watched Star Wars until last year. I had seen snippets of A New Hope and some of the others but decided to check them out for myself. In my friend groups as a child I was always swarmed with people always asking me "WHAAA YOU HAVEN'T SEEN STAR WARS?" Same thing with Back to the Future.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels are good because I saw them in theaters when they came out as a kid. Whereas the sequels suck ass because they came out when I was an adult. Also, Black folk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Sequels are legitimately garbage though. Kids don’t care about them. The ST is a cancer that is eating Star Wars away in every direction because Iger and Kennedy still want to tie EVERYTHING into those fricking awful franchise ruining movies

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prequelgays are the biggest copers on the internet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Prequelgays are the biggest
      And you know what being the biggest makes us, filthy mousekek? WINNERS. get high grounded moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >prequelgays are still doing the “if you don’t like that prequels you’re a Disney shill routine”
        It’s all so tiresome

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have shit taste and don’t know what you’re talking about. Take your trash Reddit letter media opinion somewhere else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch israeliteTube and reddit seems to love this shit for whatever reason. Go back.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge of the Sith is the worst in the entire franchise. Lucas is a shit writer and director, Anakin's arc was ruined in the third instalment, and Lucas' indulgence for CGI is severally outdated and exactly why the MCU has turned into shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the go with that anon that's always calling George a hack. He knows he's not a hack, right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's the worst, but the way people elevate it so far above AOTC and TPM feels superficial to me. It's the movie where all the shit people expected happens, but it's not really much better than AOTC otherwise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't get me wrong, the Disney schlop sequels are terrible, and I'd watch the prequel trilogy over them any day of the week, but anyone who says SW fiilms are objectively good outside the OT are either trolling or autistic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You just said the prequels are better than the sequels

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I did. I'm comparing dog shit to cat shit. Both are shit, but one of them tastes better.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad someone finally decided to tell it how it is with these movies. Well done, OP, and thankyou for taking a few minutes out from fricking your 10/10 gfs tight snatch to bring us these original, groundbreaking views. Fricking fantastic stuff.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well see that's what happens when you direct from a comfy chair with a nice assistant delivered latte.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The CGI was way too fricking overdone
    Have you watched any blockbuster movie the last 10 years?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and most blockbusters with CGI frick fest scenes are garbage films. What's your point?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The only good thing that came out of this trilogy was Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and even he couldn't save this awful mess.
    you're totally on point

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You, sir, do not have kino taste. You lose!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 3 are the best movies in the series.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >virgin incel: on love
    Kek.
    >ruined anakin story
    This was the end route from the start. You don’t understand his character

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