Just saying, if it were me with that bear

Wouldn't have gone down like it did.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Marky Mark making the bear feel the good vibrations

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was set up.
    Why did the airport turn him away from his scheduled flight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robot bears controlled by the CIA. Nothing else makes sense really.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like airports controlled by CIA.
        >inb4 Bane

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was all set up by a woman who wanted the bear to win, now we know

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had to fight bears several times. They're pussies. If you're over 6'0 and you weigh at least 200 lbs(so you're an actual man and not a feminized newhalf) they don't bother you and if you shout most the time they just rub away. A few have gotten a little aggressive but it's not something a grown man can't handle. I wouldn't be afraid of one under any circumstance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most the time they just rub away
      You made them horny?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would have happened if he got the role of woody in cheers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he would've been eaten by an alligator

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't buy that story lmao
      He probably couldn't even get an audition

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The real tape was never released.
    Way to out yourself as a moron LMAO

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    typical woman post supporting the bear - or you may even be a bear yourself

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not saying that I'm stronger than a bear per se, all I'm saying is, a lot of it boils down to technique: Now a bear will always take the direct approach, beast that he is. A well-placed 360 roundhouse kickflip kick can go a long way in such a situation. Mind you, the bear isn't exactly Einstein. We, the homini sapiens sapiens, are the crown of creation. We can play that card. It is all in your mind. You have to win against the bear, first in your mind. The bear is defeated first as a matter of mental conviction: Sheer will and determination, garnished with the brains to follow through. As the pen is mightier than the sword, the brain is mightier than the brawn. The bear is already defeated. In fact, god has created the bear pre-defeated, as exegesis of the holy scripture can easily show. Of course, the Bible alludes to all this in more general terms, but the specific case, the case of Man versus Bear can be inferred from it. The key point is that we have already won against the bears.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would a fully wound up, two handed swing into a bear's nose with a vintage indestructible MAG LIGHT flashlight be sufficient to drive them away? I feel like the nose is probably sensitive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any way you slice it, at first you have to defeat the bear in your mind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look up some videos of bears fighting each other.
        Then like if a swing by (You) some sub 6' manlet who can't even bench 300lbs (unlike me) could ever do enough damage to stop a bear who wants your picnic basket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >creation

      Lost me there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but the specific case, the case of Man versus Bear can be inferred from it. The key point is that we have already won against the bears.
      Leo knew this

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watching Herzog's docu on Kinski right now, with some Herzog/Kinski movies to follow @ https://bongstream.live/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to find anyone who disagrees with the natives that want to kill Kinski for being f-king annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fitzcarraldo (1982) now and then it's Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the bears leave him alone season after season and then kill him, was it just because he stayed too long and it was a bad season for salmon or do you think it was something else entirely
    Was the women he was with menstruating, was it a couple of lone rogue bears that couldn't store enough fat, was it just his time to go, did he setup camp in the worst spot possible on a game trail

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the bears could tell he was gay, and that bear didn't want a homosexual raping and molesting the bear cubs, hence, he had to be killed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds believable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they were hungry, dummy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There MUST be a different and yet rational explanation! Conspiracy?? Her period? These are all valid and logical questions for people who didn't see or believe the documentary... or anything else the rest of the world accepts as objective facts.
      Let's keep digging, Cinemaphile sleuths!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was because he stayed too long, and because he got unlucky in encountering an old and weak (relative to other grizzly bears) bear that was likely having trouble finding food and stopping other bears from taking it. It was starving and saw an opportunity for food, and it took it.
        Bears usually don't eat the people they kill. This bear did eat parts of Treadwell.

        They explained it in the doc: the bears he was familiar with migrated away and more aggressive ones came in and took their place in Grizzly Man’s location during that season.

        The bears thought he was moronic

        When the bear took the first bite out of him, do you think he regretted not carrying a powerful handgun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was because he stayed too long, and because he got unlucky in encountering an old and weak (relative to other grizzly bears) bear that was likely having trouble finding food and stopping other bears from taking it. It was starving and saw an opportunity for food, and it took it.
      Bears usually don't eat the people they kill. This bear did eat parts of Treadwell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They explained it in the doc: the bears he was familiar with migrated away and more aggressive ones came in and took their place in Grizzly Man’s location during that season.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not quite. There was a random bear that was obviously malnourished before going into hibernation. Like the moron he was he tried to interact with it and got himself and his gf eaten.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bears thought he was moronic

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite bear kinos
    >Uptain, a guide for Martin Outfitters, was cleaning an elk that he and his client Corey Chubon had shot when the bear attacked. The bear was a sow with a 1½-year-old male cub.[51] The hunter and his guide were dressing an elk carcass and had left a canister of bear spray and a Glock 20 pistol out of reach. As the bear attacked, Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it. The bear turned on Uptain. Chubon fled with injuries as the bear attacked Uptain. After staggering 50 yards (46 m) uphill from the dead elk, Uptain was killed by the mother and possibly by the cub as well. The bears were shot and killed by Wyoming Fish and Game officials.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what all those pissed off lonely women on social media keep talking about?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This sick homosexual wants to hear the tape so badly he now just pretends he did! Lol

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Was never released looooool
    Dont you have homework to do zoomer?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just saying, if that bear were Vietnamese it wouldn't have gone down like it did

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You might say that the ending of this man's story was...
    >[puts on sunglasses]
    a little grizzly
    >YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s 220 grain hard cast 10mm

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should've just chilled with the foxes

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