>just shave it off, bro!
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mmm! boys! I love putting people together
hes auditioning for Saitama
Visual Plea to be cast as Lex Luthor in Gunn's new Superman movie
too late
Is that Randy Orton on the left
No, it's Andy Rorton
I love foids with big foreheads
God she’s hideous. Sure, she has great breasts, but unless she has them out for the entire runtime of the film it wasn’t worth casting her. I had my heart set on a cuter Lois
I've said it before and I'll say it again, balding looks better than bald, only redditors think otherwise
Balding men unironically look more virile than shaved ones.
The extreme reaction to balding is a new, weird phenomenon. Look back around the 90s and when a guy was bald he just made due with what he had and kept it neat. It wasn't really a source of derision unless it was unkempt or an obvious combover. Then again, you've got literal high school kids obsessing about "finn" and "minn" and going over their hairlines with two mirrors every single morning and night so it's no wonder they're sensitive about it. I can't remember ANYONE talking about balding when I was in high school.
i think this is because balding became associated with pedophiles and generally sex pests
>i think this is because balding became associated with pedophiles
but wouldn't pedophiles avoid going bald so they could minmax the amount of attractiveness and get more little girls?
that's what all the pedo tiktok guys do
its obviously because boys get told they get girls by being attractive instead of well... being a man.
Quads of truth
>Look back around the 90s and when a guy was bald he just made due with what he had and kept it neat.
Zoomers have no idea what culture was like before they were born
George is the definition of a bald chad. What the frick are you talking about, boomer?
The world grows gayer by the hour, anon.
True, though depends what is your balding pattern. Wispy thin hair on the top of your scalp always looks bad. You should shave it till it falls off completely.
Top baldness gets easily fixed with Minoxidil. It's much harder to fix receding hairline.
what a gay fricking response
Are you hitting on me?
for me, it's the chad embrace
Me? I'm bottom left
Where's the hair system?
My skull is the size of fricking Yakub, I could never pull it off
l look like chad dad, AND I sound bitter like chad dad. I guess its not all that bad
Yeah bald with shit hipster beard screams Reddit poster.
Is there a reason more guys with early thinning don't wear a fringe/bangs in front? Not asking for any particular reason
Looks like shit from the side as fringes can't cover the temples unless you style it in a way that makes it look like you have a 7 finger forehead instead
>the custodian ascend
either you go bald with a long unkept beard and go the MC look, clothes and tats and all. or you just shave it all off and embrace the cancer patient look
for me it's bottom right but Chevy S-10 instead of Ford Aerostar
Bald as in Mr. Clean cueball, like Timothee is doing, actually looks decent. Like Moby bald. Skinny, clean, no facial hair. "Reddit bald", as in fat gamer dudes shaving their head and growing big beard to compensate, looks cringe and is the modern neckbeard fedora look.
shut up idiot
Did I hurt your feefees baldy? What kind of beard oil did reddit recommend you use for your "chin mane"?
I'm not bald you stupid idiot
You're obsessed with reddit homosexual.
You don't even know me, tard.
t. larry david
There is no such thing as "being a man", and in my experience acting like a man is rarely to your long-term benefit. Nobody can tell you how to be a man, thats part of the fricking riddle. Recognize those who need your strength and those who simply want it.
Your children continue to live in the world your fathers created
This quote describes it well for me, as indescribable as it is.
>There is no such thing as "being a man", and in my experience acting like a man is rarely to your long-term benefit
>there is no benefit to self-confidence, discipline and self-reliance
okay then.
and you failed the riddle. try not to fellatiate your e-daddies so much
no fricking clue what this is even supposed to mean.
its fricking hilarious how you types are so insecure you react hostile to the even the idea of self-improvement of character.
Im sure you are a happy, successful person who gets a lot of love from their social environment.
what do you mean, "you types"
I will never just shave it once I start balding. It's a masculine look to not give a frick
I can't imagine Alan Rachins with a full head of hair *or* completely shaved. He needs that balding look for the characters he played.
agreed
https://litter.catbox.moe/dyuqn4.jpg
hell yeah brother, norwoods rise up!
I could see him as a young Lex. I've barely seen him in anything though. I'm sure he couldn't pull it off.
>give me the ball sack, barber my good man
He was a Harkonen after all
nice
To pull off being bald you need to be larger, have decent facial hair, or be a minority. You also need to have a larger head
He looks pozzed or that picture of the flash with a huge head
Looks like an actual human being now finally.
he has cancer
Just wait until he takes off his shirt!
I didnt recognize him from the thumb nail
I just now realized thumbnail images are about the size of a thumb nail on my phone and thats why theyre called thumbnails.
Fricking moron.
To me, my X-Men.
Why did Xavier (and by extension sometimes Cyclops) always talk like this? It's vaguely homosex
Looks like an AIDS patient.
bald to the bone
people with a 5head don't look good bald
you need a 3head
TO ME, MY X-MEN!
Isn't it for a role or something? He needs to grow it back for DUNC 3 anyway.
kek bro its so he can more easily put on bright colored wigs when he gets buttfricked
>e needs to grow it back for DUNC 3 anyway
not really
using a real hair wig is easier for production purposes since it can be whatever length and style and it's always consistent
>dune 3
implying that SLOP gets made
you lost, homosexual. You don't need to keep seething.
it's a shop
unironically looks better, lots of intellectual masculine energy instead of boyish aloofness.
hell yes one point for team bald. school the thots , chalamet.
Mogged
looks like a cuck
looks cool
Chad skull structure, predator brow
homie has a literal dick head
>chinlet with a defined jawline
How did he do it?
Angle.
Things don't always come in a package deal. There are girls with ass but no hips, guys with huge arms and narrow shoulders. Genetics can be a crapshoot
Just super low bodyfat
Now he looks like an auschwitz victim.
he's a weird looking fella with the hair of a twelve year old of course the women are gonna love that but without it he's just odd looking
He's just trying to leave the teenage heartrob persona. Zac Efron got bogged, Tim is wiser.
ah so he went for "i have cancer" angle then
wat timmy gon do
build a meth empire in new mexico
Yuval Noah Harrari lookin ahhh
>Yuval Noah Harrari
>google
Oh, that guy. His Sapiens book is one of the worst books I've ever read. Out of hundreds. I'll never know why so many people think it's brilliant. It's fricking embarrassing. Anyway, carry on with bald Chalmet.
It's just globalist propaganda.
Going for the incel look. Bold.
That dang neck is too scrawny y'all. It's disturbing
Imagine spending about 15 minutes every day shaving. No wonder those fricking useless creatures we call women don't respect us anymore.
Based. He looks like he has an IQ of 190 now.
hi Timothee
honestly doesn't look that bad
Twinks look better with long, girlish hair, it's the perfect frame for their delicate features, hot women love attractive feminine men with long hair. So if you have "beta" but otherwise handsome features just go with long hair, it can even redeem a weak chin. But yeah this kind of guy usually looks kinda crappy with short hair.
Works for me
yeah you dont look like someone from the aryan brotherhood or something...
>implying that’s a diss
KWAB
>Be me, twenty years old and obviously going bald and look stoopid because of it.
>Man up and shave my frickin' head
>Nomorebarbershops.jpeg
>anxiously shaving to see the final result...
>mfw I looked like myself for the first time in muh life.
>reddit beard
>63 posts for a fake tweet
Why is nuCinemaphile so moronic?
its called basedCinemaphile now
fantasy of white women to call the shots over everyone else
nobody even discusses the OP you fricking moron.
Welcome to Cinemaphile - twitter and videogames
>sorry for what?
Charles Xavier
He's playing Lez Luthor in the upcoming Superman project?
>bald men
cringe, söy, pathetic
>bald women
based, sexy, powerful
He doesn't have the jawline for bald, width needs to match. He looks like a lightbulb.
Live action megamind film in the works?
I took the Dale route, I simply pretend I'm not balding.
For me, it's a 4500 graft hair transplant.
In Showgirls.
I started shaving it all a few months ago and coupled with a beard I look like a felon, complete with people avoiding me in the street. I like it.
>Timothee Chalamet is FEEL GUY in THE MEME MOVIE
His name is Wojak, you pleb.
Shut up you gen alpha tourist. That meme was feels guy years before wojak got applied
.
WEF biopic?
He at least no longer looks like a 12 year old boy. lol
b-a-l-d
bald
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Bald!, My Eyes! / JCH 007
bro hittin the no milly
It doesn't work if you are a twink.
he looks like a chupa chup wearing a jacket
Really brings the israelite out
Was he at chernobyl?
Fundie.
>half russian israeli
>half austrian israeli
that's the two best kinds of israelite there is
German israelites dominate the other ones, bro
>half Russian/half Austrian
damn that's some based combination
>israeli
ahh frick