He had everything all right. He had the entire contents of a large pack of chicken nuggets pelleted at him every day. Every waking moment he was assaulted by a murder of golden poultry, its enough to drive any man crazy.
sometimes life throws too many nuggets at you to catch all at once,
and what can you do but fall down on some prime ass
He had everything all right. He had the entire contents of a large pack of chicken nuggets pelleted at him every day. Every waking moment he was assaulted by a murder of golden poultry, its enough to drive any man crazy.
The cop 100% suspected chris. Maybe not instantly but definitely after chris “found” his wifes ring on the bedside table. You see and hear a noticeable change in his demeanour
The Mom was actually a Satanist, she was doing seances and summoning demons through her children. He stumbled upon this and had to kill them before she did the same to him. There was nothing he could do. He tried to spare them the public shame of being outed by hiding the bodies, but it was no use. He may have been ass drunk, be he was ass drunk for Jesus
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
You know, I think the lesson here is to like, not let your problems barrel out of control.
___ drunk
Everything, except an anal loving gf
He won the nuggie war.
my boy only kills in self-defense.
But at what cost??
Wasn't his wife a psycho?
She was a woman, so yeah?
Just addicted to social media, not worth killing your kids over
He had everything all right. He had the entire contents of a large pack of chicken nuggets pelleted at him every day. Every waking moment he was assaulted by a murder of golden poultry, its enough to drive any man crazy.
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sometimes life throws too many nuggets at you to catch all at once,
and what can you do but fall down on some prime ass
This guy was based.
>has snitch in his name
The writing is getting sloppy
The cop was like "Nah, he's not acting right because his wife disappeared, he's just nervous"
Maybe the cop suspected Chris as well but couldn't say anything
The cop 100% suspected chris. Maybe not instantly but definitely after chris “found” his wifes ring on the bedside table. You see and hear a noticeable change in his demeanour
Did they mention the anal succubus' father being a mason?
or that she's a demon
wtf she giggles like goddam Talking Tina
Did Netflix cover the unprovoked chicken nuggets attacks by those little rascals?
of course not; and the wife was portrayed as a saint
IT WAS SELF DEFENSE
The Mom was actually a Satanist, she was doing seances and summoning demons through her children. He stumbled upon this and had to kill them before she did the same to him. There was nothing he could do. He tried to spare them the public shame of being outed by hiding the bodies, but it was no use. He may have been ass drunk, be he was ass drunk for Jesus
I would watch this movie.
>Was he retarded?
yes
he didn't run for the hills like pic related
Xavier Dupont did the same, unfortunately Chris didn’t have as much as a head start as these two and presumably wouldn’t have wanted to leave Nichol
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>I didn't kill that wife and those kids and even If I did, I wouldn't tell you
Simple as fuck
What the fuck? Auto sage? Jannieeeeeee
Daily reminder Chris Watts’ original plan was to dump his family’s bodies in a volcano