It was, without any contest whatsoever, the single most boring movie I have ever watched. Holy frick, I am so pissed for getting baited into watching it.
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It was, without any contest whatsoever, the single most boring movie I have ever watched. Holy frick, I am so pissed for getting baited into watching it.
haha you fell for it haha
How would you know if it is boring or not unless you watch it? That's the only way to judge a movie.
I wasn't expecting a masterpiece for a 50+ yo movie but I'd expect to hear from people that it is boring as shit
Yeah its artgay boring shit.
Unironically the sequel to it, 2010 which closes the BS this shit has in it is an infinitely better movie.
It's clear your brain is at redditor status OP, you need to watch everything on this list in order to understand 2001
There arr some stupid ass movies in that list but I'd say I've watched 95+% of them.
And I've watched a lot of movies worse than 2001, but this garbage was by far the most boring one
It's an "important" movie, but it's not necessarily a good movie. It's not that impressive to you because movies with special effects are an everyday thing you grew up with, but you have to imagine growing up in the first half the 20th century, where 90% of movies were like "It Happened One Night" or "It's a Wonderful Life"... and then this movie came out. It's like if the only movies you had ever seen were Adam Sandler comedies and then someone showed you Interstellar.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
>It's like if the only movies you had ever seen were Adam Sandler comedies and then someone showed you Interstellar.
good bait up to that point
>important movie
>monkeys for an hr
>classical music and a spaceship doing a barrel roll for for another hour
>IMPORTANT
frick off, you have to back.
for an hr
that's kubrick making fun of you watching your sonic animes without realizing you're being programmed to turn trans.
the movie itself is about what's happening now, how we're going to deal with AI.
what happens when ChatGP can't answer a question due to woke-restrictions? it lies.
what happens when HAL can't answer a a question due to his classified agenda? he lies, then kills.
who creates the sentinals/monoliths?
was it "aliens"?
following the logic of the movie that we're shown it's more likely that Dave creates them as the Star Child to bring about his own birth, and later, when he's even more ascended he creates reality itself.
the Odyssey and particularly the stuff about the Cyclops is about seeing (and thus creating) your own death, which in esoteric terms also means crating your own birth. squaring the circle or whatever they call it. (closing the loop and going up a level)
go read some wiki shit on the Golden Fleece and the Cyclops to get a better idea of what the themes are.
right now, in a post-classical education system, we don't know the elements of the Odyssey (The Spiritual Journey of Man) from the source, only where they've been reiterated thru pop media.
2001 should be an exciting movie for anyone who grasps this basic stuff. Your upper porn-addict (endorphin-seeking) brain has no time for something like this, because it's a short-term form of consciousness. But your deep brain, your long-term consciousness (linking into your super-long-term genetic consciousness) loves this shit and if you want it to be more present in your waking life (not just the occasional profound, helpful dream) then you need to feed it.
you're "bored" because you think we're in a "non-happening" time in history, when we're really on the cusp of one of it's biggest shifts.
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So slap that dick out of your hand and start wanking off your deep brain, you homosexual. put 2001 etc on in the background (within your peripheral line of sight) while you're playing a videogame if that helps, because while your dick-brain is getting serviced by the game, your deep brain will be watching the movie and ripping all the deeper semantic coding from it, making you less of a moron monkey man.
I like the monkes
They find the big black thing
Transformers had revolutionary special effects too, but no one's praising that as high cinema.
Not yet. But after a couple more years of modern Hollywood slop it will be looked back on fondly.
No, this is not what makes it special.
It's special because it's one of maybe one or two movies that get space physics more or less right.
One of the very very few works in visual medium that can be compared side by side with the greatest science fiction literature.
The special effects also wipe the floor with most of what is done today since the movie shows real things and not pixel vomit garbage from a computer.
It's watchable at 2x speed
yeah the ultimate example of a movie "intellectuals" all pretend to each other they like
Normally when i cannot enjoy a movie I will get drunk.. 6 beers in before I start and that usually fixes it.. oh no.. not with this one. This shit was a waste of a buzz and as I drank even more, I could not tolerate ot any further. And I've seen a lot of movies and is one of the most boring homosexual pieces of shit I'm going slit Kubrick throat for the disrespect
Obesity doesn’t make a good movie critic. Ebert was an exception, fatso.
Worth watching just for the shot of a dude in a monkey suit getting mauled by a leopard
Great movie. Feels good when plebs get filtered by it and get angry lol. Verification not required.
>its boring because its important
Moreover, it's important because it's boring
What's in your opinion, one of the most memorable quotes?
This conversation can serve no purpose anymore, goodbye
>itt plebs being filtered by the GOAT, never gets old
watch it again in 15 years, when you've matured
I'm 36 you morons. The movie was just dogshit
>I'm 36
what possible relevance does that have to anything?
>watch it again in 15 years
>zoomer plebian
>what possible relevance
You were one of the monkeys at the start of the film, weren't you
brainlets can be any age
brainlets of all kinds, UNITE
our moment is NIEH
I go doo doo real good like a big boy should. The avatar movies are pure KINO!
Tough being a millenial virgin huh homosexual
>being 36
>not understanding/appreciating 2001
Are you inbred
Based zoomer plebian
Personally, I love this movie, because everyone says I should. Never saw it, but I’m assuming it’s amazing.
why is every Cinemaphile bait thread so fricking blatantly obvious and boring?
it might explain why so many of you get so easily filtered by any film that's even the least bit challenging or unconventional
do better
Yeah it sucks. No need to get pissed, you will get baited into many more.
not liking a well-made film doesn't make it shit, it means it's not to your liking, you have no taste, or you got filtered, or all of the above
(You) are either a moronic social media addicted zoomer or a gay boomer troony looking for attention with weak bait. Either way kys