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The amount of bare breasts and hot women in this movie almost made up for the lame, mediocre ending.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the ending was so goofy and weird. It was definitely a letdown. I guess that's similar to actual life and the banality of it most of the time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you like the ending?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To me the tension of mystery and him solving the mystery didn't match the ending. It was like "oh, that's it? A basic multiple wives cult setup?" Maybe I'm jaded. I wanted the goal to be more interesting or scintillating.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watch a few more times and it will be.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This film is a modern China Town, and you got filtered. (It is definitely more boring and less satisfying than China Town).

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The amount of bare breasts and hot women in this movie almost made up for the lame, mediocre ending.
    Just watch porn at this point, zoomer. Also, filtered.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending makes sense because its about mysteries that go nowhere, but he is now "in the know" and part of the homeless overlords after being evicted. He has become the ghost

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the entire movie is mediocre doe

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a schizo and add your own meaning to the movie.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no gilf neighbor whos dtf

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember thinking this guy had way too much access to top shelf pussy for being a broke bum.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only real pro of this movie is how it well at times it imitated old movie cinematography and showed that level of craftsmanship was still perfectly attainable, they're just fricking lazy now. I mostly remember being amazed how well they imitated the Vertigo car scenes despite being in fricking LA.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sydney sweeney was one of the hookers
    >have the girl with short hair strip instead
    >sydney sweeney was one of the manson girls in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood
    >have the girl with ugly feet offer to blow Brad Pitt instead

    so many wasted opportunities....

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole "we're just hollywood eccentrics. our cult doesnt hurt anyone." ending was gay

  12. 7 months ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    >The amount of bare breasts and hot women in this movie almost made up for the lame, mediocre ending.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a name for inner hollywood circlejerking garbage like this and Bojack?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Infernal Machine did every single thing better

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah ending sucked and it was just slightly too long. rest was great tho

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you guys want some more schizokino watch This House Has People In It

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    and to understand it watch this:

    this is the most kino, intricate, well thought out schizo puzzle ive ever come across

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was comfy schizo kino, filtered

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not giving your schizo bullshit an ambiguous ending
    rookie mistake

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this movie for the first time on a 14" laptop in a shifty motel 20 minutes north of Laguna with my girlfriend. We started at 3am and as soon as it was over went outside and walked the streets marveling at the world we had no idea we were inhabiting.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Dying" and being buried underground with your harem is a metaphor for what really goes on in Hollywood (the world at large, really). The 27 club, tragic deaths of actors (Chris Farley comes to mind, look at his numerology anons), even the assassination of JFK, were all faked so they could retire "underground", not in the literal sense of a tomb but with new identities AKA Elvis and Tupac. JFK was gay for example (see his boyfriend Lem Billings) and faked his death to live his natural lifespan with Addisons Disease. Sometimes they do it to escape lawsuits, or for insurance fraud.

    Then there's the whole scene about how one man writes ALL the music, all the hits. It's just about true (see George Martin, Leonard Cohen, Burt Bacharach, that Dr. Luke or whatever). Not a single popular band with any mainstream coverage for the last 60 years, maybe more, has been real in any sense of the word.

    Either way, Under the Silver Lake is the elite rulers of the world essentially screaming from the rooftops how things operate, and no one cares. Just a silly movie with boobs and Zelda millennial bait and classic Hollywood cinematography.

    It's the same situation as "Wag the Dog" from 1997. The CIA screams from the rooftop that the news is FAKE, all journalists are frauds, and entire WARS ARE FAKE. It's just a movie though. People treat Star Wars and Disney slop as more real than they do Wag the Dog, or The Truman Show, or Under the Silver Lake. No one thinks about icky things like mass surveillance, or that everyone famous is a fraud-actor under the mask, or that they're being lied to by every possible authority figure. The Matrix rolled along and people STILL try to interpret it to fit some esoteric pidgeonhole, or they think it's some not-so-distant future dystopia when AI is here.

    No. The Matrix is here. It is now. You are living in it. It is not a computer simulation. It's your belief system (not just religion, think BIGGER). History was written by the victors.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your post is a mix of truths and poison pills. How's Langley this time of the year?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I believe you. How about you post some of those boobs from this so-called silly movie?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending was crappy I agree. Really had me going until that point though. Kaboom 2010 had a similar vibe. Wish they had something a bit darker than weirdo new age-y hippies.

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