Just watched this and have some questions.
>What was the meaning of Caleb puking a red burnt apple?
>Were the twins evil?
>Did the twins die at the end or just disappear?
I understand the black ship is Lucifer but from the beginning the twins seemed extremely off and creepy with what they were saying.
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It's a shitty flick. There ya go.
I'm glad people are vocalizing how bad The Witch is more frequently. It's not a good film, let alone the great one audiences claimed it was upon release.
Most overhyped film in the world
I love anya in this movie
Only time she ever looked cute.
Anya is pretty, but I have a crush on one-scene wonder Sarah
Oh frick, thank you for reminding me of her. I'm pretty I collected folders upon folders of her nude modelling after seeing The Witch.
Thanks anon, managed to dig up all the images I lost of her. Damn good fap I must say.
Lucifer spent the movie whispering in the twins ear
Apples are associated with witches or you know the fruit that eve FORCED adam to eat
rejecting the garden of eden fruit or being unable to obtain the knowledge of good and evil
that dvd cover sucks. why do blue ray covers always have this whole 'wink wink' aspect to them
'wink wink wink, because the goat turns out to be satan! remember? wink wink wink'
go frick yourself the goat has fricking 3 minutes of screentime, make the cover anyas naked breasts
That's a bluray. Anyway, here's Second Sight's upcoming Limited Ed. 4K blu (available tomorrow and likely to become out of stock in a matter of hours)
Unused posters
Fricking tumblr tier.
literally me
tfw no older sister. I wish I had one.
>tfw you do have an older sister
Do people actually find there biological sisters attractive?
>>What was the meaning of Caleb puking a red burnt apple?
Probably a contemporary superstitious belief-- Eggers based the movie on contemporary sources and records. Overall, the red apple as you surely know stands symbolically for sin, perhaps he committed one with the witch and belatedly purged it from his system
Is this supposed to make you fit in?
Cinemaphile was better without all the redditgays.
The twins die when the witch assaults the barn. You can hear one screaming snd then their throat getting crushed or ripped out. I watched it with headphones and the sound is pretty sick.
You just wasted two hours of some invalids over this lie, I hope you are happy with yourself. These people love exposing idiots like you, good luck babe.
I am an old israelite, they wanna stuff me into an oven, you are an old blonde with big breasts, they will love you as long as you give them milk.
M O M M Y?
die
fug
MOMMY PLS
>am an old israelite, they wanna stuff me into an oven
Yes.
You'd lick the dried up yeast infection out of my pussy if I asked you to, fricking worm.
I wouldn't even gas you, I'd throw you directly into the oven. Might frick onenof your daughters while she watches her brothers burn alive before I throw her into the oven. That's the power of hate.
You are a sick person, I have never done anything to you to deserve that kind of vileness.
Your kind destroyed my country, we were overcoming our differences and you israelites ripped off the band aid. There really is no place on earth for your tribe. I will side with radical Islam before I would ever think about defending you again, also when I was in Iraq I knocked up several Israeli women.
Thank you for giving us fresh blood, we have been inbreds for a few thousand years.
>thinking you have improved your inbreeding with inbred Irish blood
I hate israelites
Gypsies aren't israelites. You are Romanians and you are trash.
Frick off israelite scum
>What was the meaning of Caleb puking a red burnt apple?
Pukes up sin/rejects sin. Same reason the goat straight up killed him in the end. He couldn't be corrupted like the others. Though you could say he was already corrupted by pride, he thought he was better and purer than the rest.
>Were the twins evil?
They communed with the devil, so yes. Atleast through a old time puritan perspective.
>Did the twins die at the end or just disappear?
Pic related are the twins.
The twins were the fuel for the bonfire at the end. It's also funny to see the same zoomers who cru about the sopranos now crying about this movie.
>>What was the meaning of Caleb puking a red burnt apple?
>an apple
>the devil is involved
are zoomers so totally distanced from Christianity that they don't get this blatant symbolism?
>are zoomers so totally distanced from Christianity that they don't get this blatant symbolism?
Yes they are.
Their god is the wakandan god.
unironically why is she wearing that necklace. i thought she was pure
Because Satan is kinda based
Is this what Satan was supposed to look like?
It's Phil's actor Daniel Malik in full costume. Pretty impressive the details they went for, considering he can be barely seen at all in the dark.
I thought the figure was just the goat standing up
You can see him if your screen brightness is good and if you're watching it in good quality. Also, when the goat transforms, you can see that one step is a hoof and another is a boot.
I didn't even realised you could see him. It's the one scene I liked in that shit movie and it feels worse actually being able to see him instead of just get the sense of dread that he's there
I expected to see have some kind of dance number at the end, was a waste of a good costume
Another fricking idiot heard from
That fricker threw a kettle clean over a pub.
>unironically why is she wearing that necklace. i thought she was pure
she believes in horoscopes, i guess her necklace is aries judging by her birthday
The apple wasn't burnt, it was rotten. It had religious significance. Forbidden fruit. Caleb was a sinner and feared hell. He was born with original sin, which he discussed with his father, and spoke about his fear of going to hell. And he sinned when he was tempted to kiss the witch, which could be interpreted as lust or even turning his back on Christ. By puking up the apple he was able to rid himself of his sins and go to heaven.
The twins signed a convent with black phililp and were doing his bidding. He told them to not do chores and to pretend they weer possessed. They were probably too young and stupid to understand what they were actually doing.
It's possible the witch in the goat house took the twins and mashed them up like she did with the baby, since we don't see them in the final ritual. Narratively speaking their fate isn't important.
in the movie the b***h wife says that caleb was talking about satan, not jesus, when he made his last rant. youre not supposed to believe her? where do you get the info that he was honestly repenting and then went to heaven?
>where do you get the info
he seemed pretty happy when he died.
>the b***h wife says that Caleb was talking about Satan
she also thought a crow was her baby returned from the dead. She had no clue what was going on the whole film.
>red burnt apple?
Apple of Eden + Hellfire
>twins evil?
Speaking in tongues, lying about it -- yes. Being twins, they form a rebis (dual-gendered, like angels) which probably made them susceptible
>understand the black ship is Lucifer
The town made a scape goat out of the Father and his family ritual of sending a towns sins out in the vessel of a goat; the kapparot chicken swinging thing in Judahism is the same idea hence their harrowing out in the wilderness like Christ. It's not set up adequately and really needed some intimation of local town politics in the direction of Black Phillip being present on the Council getting him ostracized, specifically for his piety and preaching prowess. Also those two indians seen entering the town as they leave it could have figured in to the formula, e.g. They try to warn the Father not to settle there because of a witch or being cursed, which comes to blow due to misunderstanding.
b***h wife isn't reliable or reasonable, being willful and querulous.
>Most overhyped film in the world
The twins and the goat in the trailer were spooky. But the lack of supernatural really undercut the quality of the performances, "Ah geez dude, like, Satan is completely dead ass incarnate fr fr, but God for 17th century Calvinists totally not bro." The entire theater laughed at the David Blaine fricking granny twerk bonfire ending.
Thomasin gets absolutely nothing in return -- she needed to bargain for the Twins being returned to the town in exchange for her immortal soul.
I have a question
>Why did they make it so fricking boring?
anya was the vvitch of the wood and black philip was the key to all of it
The pact scene was pure kino. I wish there were more movies with that ominous, occult energy.
9th gate
Ooooh what a lucky man...
He was!
Now I have to listen to Emerson Lake and Palmer shit on princes that fought and died alongside their people like it was a bad thing. Eat shit.
I think you missed the point of the song
lol no, it was a homosexual song by a homosexual band safe away from harm while normies died to protect them.
Atleast Momma Cass never lied about being a communist, so she gets points from me.
>spoiled brat prince dies in battle along with his subjects, but they rested his corpse on cotton and flowers to hide the stench of his rotting body
You don't really have a point, the elites and their families will never see war, a few decades ago they had to go to war. Now we are just a world of clowns.
You contradicted yourself fren, try again.
There is no contradiction, princes used to go to battle and have to engage in battle and died in battle along with the rabble. They havent done that since WW1
>no contradiction
You basically said they had white privilege, and the guy who replied to you BTFO of you
Hashim, go to bed you are stupid and on drugs, also you are an inbred moron and I fricked your mom.
I just txt'd her that I'm hard and ready to start milking
Hashim, tell Cinemaphile that you are a b***h
What are you supposed to do in this situation?
If you want a real answer: run in the other direction, lest you die an agonizing death and go to hell.
You still go to hell for being a giant homosexual though
I know you ironic homosexuals can't talk straight for one minute. Your degenerate coomer fantasies are so cool, go ahead, tell me how you want to burn forever for some pussy. Get an agonizing death and get raped in the soul as you go to hell 'for the lulz' amirite, because the 200 year old Devil pussy lit. Doesn't get more dull than this, insufferable homosexuals, dumb as a box of hammers, it's so good. The irony is you'll be getting raped by the Devil so scientifically, theologically and ontologically you're the homosexual
Furthermore if you actually take any of this seriously, which I know you can't, you'll be damning the rest of your family because you could've fricking killed her on the spot, you have a weapon.
>would run away from this
>calling others homosexuals
Holy frick anon just pray for forgiveness after you gay moron
did you not watch the movie moron, 'the hot babe' killed your baby brother with a knife and bathed in his blood
Anon being gay is a sin and so is lying
prayers won't work
>Your very likely first kiss is with a literal VS and HB model
I fricking hate and wish this kid all the best, lucky little shit.
>cut! Let's move on.
>Hold on, Mr. Eggers. Lets do one more take.
>kid, we did like 40 takes.
>let's do a wide shot from the opposite angle
>we did a wide shot from the opposite angle already
>lets get the slow motion camera then
>we covered every conceivable angle and distance
>ok, then hear me out, lets try one take where she runs at me and pounces on top of me like a tiger, oh, or lets do a take where she transforms into my sister! Lets get Anya on the set!
nice
The vee vee itch is garbage just forget about it
have a nice day zoomer moron.
Hashim, why do you think recording yourself raping children is good for you?
Hindu's will burn you alive righteously so, buddhists will send assassins, muslims will send suicide bombers. Do the right thing. Kys.
If you believe in anything become a martyr. I'll piss on your grave yearly out of love.
Frick you
Need you to be stronger, your boys are gonna kill ya if you frick around you call center predator
I've ready got you out, you fricking owe me
You have 45 min to explain.