Just watched this. I'm 18 so never watched Barney, but the show show looked worse than cocomelon

Just watched this
I'm 18 so never watched Barney, but the show show looked worse than cocomelon

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino as a kid in the 90s

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worse than cocomelon
    cocomelon is produced by pajeets to make 5 second clips and induce autism

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid I thought Barney was some gay shit. My cousin had this game where you killed Barney. It was like Limmings/Lamers where Barney would move across the screen and you have to wreck his shit with a bunch of different methods. I remember one was lightning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why hate him? It's just a children show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't get it. It's kind of the feeling of when you become an older kid and want to distance yourself from the baby stuff you liked before.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Parents disliked him because he was obnoxious. Very small kids liked him, but once you got older and went to school with other kids, you hated him to be edgy. We had a dozen different songs and games about killing Barney at my school. The most popular one was remixing the "I love you" song:
          >I hate you
          >you hate me
          >let's hang Barney from a tree
          >with a punch in the gut and a shotgun to the head
          >we'll make sure that fricker's dead

          That’s why it’s so fascinating. It was just a show for little kids but everyone hated on it. I remember playing the Barney codes for Doom that turned all the demons into Barney. Gotta admit having an invisible Barney come at you to kill you is pretty terrifying.

          For me it was
          It hate you
          >You hate me
          >Barney gave me HIV
          >So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head
          >Now that purple bastards dead

          So it was 90s kids being edgy, got it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was a bunch of other anons. I never said I hated it. I just thought it was gay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haven’t seen the doc but ya, that was pretty much it. My little sister watched Barney and I didn’t see what the big deal was, it wasn’t that bad. Now Teletubbies was truly moronic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            90s? We were singing that song gave me HIV when I was like 8 in the late 2000s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally never mentioned the word hate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Parents disliked him because he was obnoxious. Very small kids liked him, but once you got older and went to school with other kids, you hated him to be edgy. We had a dozen different songs and games about killing Barney at my school. The most popular one was remixing the "I love you" song:
        >I hate you
        >you hate me
        >let's hang Barney from a tree
        >with a punch in the gut and a shotgun to the head
        >we'll make sure that fricker's dead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was
          It hate you
          >You hate me
          >Barney gave me HIV
          >So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head
          >Now that purple bastards dead

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gave me HIV
            Oh wow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's
          >let's get together and kill Barney
          >with a rifle 64', now Barney's on the floor
          >no more purple dinosaur

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >now Barney's on the floor
            >>no more purple dinosaur
            I remember that part in whatever rhyme was at my school

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >barney is a dinosaur with no imagination
          >if you stab him up the bum hell die of constipation

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it was the Christmas song
          >Joy to the world Barney's dead
          >They barbecued his head
          >What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty!
          >And round and round it went, and round and round it went...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's not a barney song, it's like 75 years old

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats the one

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In my school it was

          Remember when you were dumb
          You worshipped Barney like a chud
          Die, you fricking Barneygay
          Now there’s just moronation in your eyes
          Like the downie that won’t die
          Die, you fricking Barneygay

          You were fricked in the crossfire of Leach and Parker
          Clutched in their tight grasp
          Frick off, you homosexual with moronic laughter
          Frick off you manchild, you moron, you downie and die

          I hope you die in a dune
          I hope you die soon
          Die, you fricking Barneygay
          Taught by those who aren’t right
          His purpleness filled your sight
          Die, you fricking Barneygay

          You found your own way to ignore smart decisions
          Clutched in his tight grasp
          Frick off, you dumbass, you failed emission
          Frick off, you sperg, you butthole, you degenerate and die

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LMFAO

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it was the Christmas song
          >Joy to the world Barney's dead
          >They barbecued his head
          >What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty!
          >And round and round it went, and round and round it went...

          How did every kid across the nation sing these same songs before the internet?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every kid watched Barney.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            word of mouth. kids sometimes travel and speak to kids from other states.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's really gonna bake your noodle is we all played "smear the queer" in the school playground, too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >play “smear the queer”
              >i was always the queer
              >had no idea what queer meant, just enjoyed it because I was faster than the guys who would chase after me so i’d never lose
              Boy, I sure was a dumbfrick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fricking mystery, dude.
            They somehow communicated without keyboards.
            Weird shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never even heard of that shit until I was older. Never played that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nation
            we did it in australia too, although this was in the 2000s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s why it’s so fascinating. It was just a show for little kids but everyone hated on it. I remember playing the Barney codes for Doom that turned all the demons into Barney. Gotta admit having an invisible Barney come at you to kill you is pretty terrifying.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was the first character that was dumbed down to completely idiotic levels for kids. other shows were simple and quiet but Barney was plain stupid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's not true, tons of shows did that before Barney
            I remember watching Sesame Street and Sharon, Lois and Brahm. I was a teenager when Barney came out.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was going to bring up Sesame Street as an example of being the exact opposite of what Barney was
              they didn't start pulling that Elmo's World BS until Barney established the style

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >uh actually Sesame Street was very mature, you knoe they killed the old man!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched this
    Never watched Barney
    But title reminded me of this

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember the episode or straight-to-video of the medieval stuff where they danced around the pole with ribbons? Kino.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barney is a God. How dare you.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barney is the antichrist

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a bad documentary overall. The whole schmaltzy speech from Steve from Blue's Clues at the end got me. The Barney hate thing is pretty bizarre in retrospect, especially the adults that made in their whole identity. But I definitely went through the cycle of liking Barney as a little kid and making fun of it the second I grew out of the show.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was way too cheesy for me.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1996
    >be 8 years old
    >at the boys & girls club after school
    >tell my buddy that a girl who looks at least 3 years older on the otherside of the room looks really cute
    >friend says "I dare you to tell her"
    >I whip out my notebook and write the lyrics to the barney song "I love you, you love me..." and give it to her
    >she reads it, walks back to me, crumples the paper and shoves it in my mouth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is Lee?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He deserves to be interviewed in a movie like this. No one in the world comes close to hating Barney as much as he does

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he only responds to ponyshit now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is barneybot?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was something to turn your brain off for as a toddler, like these days how marvel movies are for all ages

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Please wait a while before making a post

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trust fund band mc

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Barney when I was really young, then became a big kid and wanted to distance myself from that pussy shit and became a Juggalo

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    horrible documentary
    > Barney was hated because the 90s were all about being edgy and anti-authority, so Barney was an easy target.
    no shit, that's hardly a genius observation but the most obvious shit ever.
    > Barney hate was basically toxic masculinity and homophobia
    no, Barney was just annoying
    > The creator's son became a degenerate trigger-happy redneck because people were mean to his mom and he internalized that hatred and aggression
    No, he was just a moron from the beginning

    It's basically a glorified Youtube video essay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's just projection and headcanon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ending somehow connected the Barney hate with Trump.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        purple dinosaur bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely agree with the toxic masculinity and homophobia point. We were definitely against the love and vulnerability of Barnie once we were getting socialized (not babies anymore) in the 90s and 00s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 90s were full of edgelords, yeah. But nothing in Barney and no one in the intended audience of Barney had any concept of sexuality. No one hated him because he was "gay"; he was just a big dumb slow-talking huggie-wuggie moron and was hated because he was "for babies."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No we thought he was gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Barnie itself wasn’t sexual, but the backlash against it was rooted in the same impulse that says that kindness and love are bad traits to have bc it’s infantile, like trying to deny the vulnerable baby we once were.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. Youre a homosexual though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >proves his point
              moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's basically a glorified Youtube video essay
      lol this, but at least it has interviews

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this actually fricking happened

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek holy shit

      How did Lee react to this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some say the real Lee finally quit after that video and it's only been impersonators ever since.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll like this then

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're 18 huh? Wanna get your bussy split you sweet Georgia peach? Heterosexually of course.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Sheryl
    >create a children's show
    >get your husband kill himself and your son becomes schizo

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do autists hate Barney so much anyway? I get that it's dumber and has less characterization than the Sesame Street muppets, but it's aimed at literal 3 year olds and isn't really any dumber than any other shit aimed at 3 year olds.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ex-nazi girl is a spic

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    edward norton already did it twenty years ago in death to smoochy
    everything is a sequel of a reboot of a remake. all the original ideas are gone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death to Smoochy was documentary?
      put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, fricking moron

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hate Gen Xers had for Barney was really weird. Like yeah, we made fun of Barney after we got older, but Gen Xers swore Barney was causing the downfall of humanity and lasting effects on my generation and making them soft, Which, in all fairness, did happen but not because of frickin' Barney.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remember THING from childhood? well actually it was le bad and evil
    Tiresome

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JOY TO THE WORLD
    THAT BARNEY'S DEAD
    WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    According to my mom, I fricking loved Barney. Where did I go wrong?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't born at the right time to watch Barney as its intended audience, but I'm old enough to remember singing songs about killing him on the school bus.

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