fpbp as usual.
No one is more of a real fan of the old tril than me, but unless Disney sells back to Lucas, I'm staying done with SW ever since that wreckage that was The Rise of Skywalker.
The good thing about her being in Star Wars would be her refusal to be modest. If they shamed her for it she would destroy them for putting down "female beauty standards" and most would agree with her.
This rumor was leaked probably because they wanted a bit of Sydney's popularity since the Star Wars franchise is currently ridiculed, flopped and linked to ugliness.
Disney+ KOTOR series. Sydney plays Revan's General and trusted friend Meetra Surik. Grace Caroline Currey plays Bastila, Revan's lover and Jedi protegee. Andie MacDowell plays Kreia, Revan's former master and mentor. Revan is played by Jensen Ackles, of course. Michael Rooker is Canderous. Thomasin Mckenzie plays Juhani and has a lesbian romance with Yuthura Ban (who is given a more prominent role) played by Maya Hawke. Carth is Aaron Taylor Johnson. Darth Malek is Jason Statham
New Attack of the Clones except the clones are all Sydney Sweeney and also they're all half naked and their breasts are twice as big and make audible sloshing sounds
The Good >Darth Talon is back and played by the booby queen
The Bad >It's set in the sequel timeline during Rey's Jedi Order
The Ugly >She's covered up in a full length robe and bulky armor
I would still watch.
Unless she's blowing/banging me every time I watch anything in the Star Wars universe it's a hard no. They'll make her an ugly dike or asexual without breasts.
Nah. My point stands. Star Wars is literally dead. Hammill is a gay hack.
Lucas should have never sold. The movies/shows may have been poorer but at least it'd be his and he probably would have known when to stop.
Disney will rape the franchise to death. EVERYTHING about them is evil. It's literally dead. My kids will know the prequels and OG trilogy and that's it.
Imagine watching trash because some mid prostitute is in it.
yes
fpbp as usual.
No one is more of a real fan of the old tril than me, but unless Disney sells back to Lucas, I'm staying done with SW ever since that wreckage that was The Rise of Skywalker.
BOOBA FAT
lmao BASED
fbpb
Wow are they ugly her up lile Dafne Keen in Acolyte with robes covering her entire body and makeup and prosthetics covering her entire face and head?
no, she's being eyed by me because of booba
The good thing about her being in Star Wars would be her refusal to be modest. If they shamed her for it she would destroy them for putting down "female beauty standards" and most would agree with her.
Except she agreed to censor herself in Madame Web moron.
Guaranteed it will be the return of the Leia golden bikini slave girl outfit.
I will now watch your starslop
It's Madame Web all over again.
Lol this. She'll probably be some sith nun or some shit wearing a burka while showing up to do press wearing nothing but pasties.
imagine thinking they would use her in any way that a man likes
it’s woke disney… they will have her play a dude or something ffs
Apparently she's really not okay with people telling her she needs to cover up.
Welcome to the club
Darth Bobs
This rumor was leaked probably because they wanted a bit of Sydney's popularity since the Star Wars franchise is currently ridiculed, flopped and linked to ugliness.
Disney+ KOTOR series. Sydney plays Revan's General and trusted friend Meetra Surik. Grace Caroline Currey plays Bastila, Revan's lover and Jedi protegee. Andie MacDowell plays Kreia, Revan's former master and mentor. Revan is played by Jensen Ackles, of course. Michael Rooker is Canderous. Thomasin Mckenzie plays Juhani and has a lesbian romance with Yuthura Ban (who is given a more prominent role) played by Maya Hawke. Carth is Aaron Taylor Johnson. Darth Malek is Jason Statham
>Sweeney as the Exile
If it weren't for Disney I wouldn't even be mad
Explain to me how that isn't plagiarism
New Attack of the Clones except the clones are all Sydney Sweeney and also they're all half naked and their breasts are twice as big and make audible sloshing sounds
Booba Fett
Just fap to porn homosexual.
They could revive SW again if they cast her for Talon
The Good
>Darth Talon is back and played by the booby queen
The Bad
>It's set in the sequel timeline during Rey's Jedi Order
The Ugly
>She's covered up in a full length robe and bulky armor
I would still watch.
you know she already did nude scenes right
are you going to pretend to be a fan of her "acting" lmao
Yeah but she's never done any nude scenes while wearing red bodypaint.
>I would still watch.
that'd you'll watch slop no matter how bad it is
ISHYGDDT
If there really is a legion of horny men who would watch anything with Sweeny in it regardless of quality Madame Web would not have flopped.
Unless she's blowing/banging me every time I watch anything in the Star Wars universe it's a hard no. They'll make her an ugly dike or asexual without breasts.
how about some maturity, anon. This is a serious discussion.
Nah. My point stands. Star Wars is literally dead. Hammill is a gay hack.
Lucas should have never sold. The movies/shows may have been poorer but at least it'd be his and he probably would have known when to stop.
Disney will rape the franchise to death. EVERYTHING about them is evil. It's literally dead. My kids will know the prequels and OG trilogy and that's it.
stfu lmao
this thread is autosaged for reasons you know why. stop trying to make your case.
/thread