JUST. Why does any celebrity bother getting married?

JUST

Why does any celebrity bother getting married?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How in the frick is Corolla worth that much?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's had a successful independent show for many years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loveline reaiduals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are smart with their money when they get fame/opportunity and some piss it into the wind. Adam appears to be the former

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has a $13M car collection
        >smart with their money

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the number one thing millionaires invest in, are you moronic?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it money laundering?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In this case yes, because carola had his production company "buy" his car collection so his ex wife couldn't touch it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >owns intellectual property to all his radio shows and podcasts
          >smart with money
          Sounds like he is, dubsman

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          busrider detected

          Classic/rare cars have been a pretty fricking solid investment over the last decade or so.
          A McLaren F1 for example, last year sold for TEN times what it was purchased for in 1997.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally would've made more just investing it all in an index fund in 1997

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Storage, maintenance and insurance aren't free. Maybe it's not as much of a money pit of a hobby as racing cars, but I doubt it's actually profitable.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I doubt it's actually profitable
              nah

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Certain cars generally speaking only go up in value, especially over the last 10-20 years and up again after fed funny money.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also has to pay her like 70k a month for the rest of her life, even after the kids turn 18. Forever until one of them dies. Fricking insane.

      Adam became a millionaire 30 years ago through loveline alone, then had a bunch of comedy central deals and writing credits. He's been in Hollywood now over half his life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man Show, terrestrial syndicated radio for 3 years and his podcast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was pretty famous in the early 2000s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the frick is Corolla worth that much?

      He got on the podcast wagon as soon as podcast started. So he got all sponsor money before podcast became saturated. He’s the one got Joe Rogan into podcasting.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was he thinking marrying a eoman with a pornstar name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And with busted pornstar looks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking kidding. She looks like Great Value Paz de la Huerta.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why the DiCaprio approach is superior.
    >date a bunch of attractive young women
    >dump them when they turn 25 so they are still young enough to get married and have kids instead of wasting too much of their time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes sweetie did you know mommy dated Leonardo DiCaprio before I married daddy? I think about him every day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes sweetie did you know mommy dated Leonardo DiCaprio before I married daddy? I think about him every day

      ... Did he literally model his love life from his role in Titanic?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that name
    lmao did he marry a fricking stripper?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going from this....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TO THIS

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She lOOks like she's hilarious

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paul newman memorabilia
    what a fricking nerd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His sauce is shit and I wouldnt feed his pet food to strays.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >His sauce is shit and I wouldnt feed his pet food to strays.
          K.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He made a documentary about Newman racing, it’s based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why Pau Newman and not Steve McQueen? Newman quit racing because his wife told him to stop. McQueen kept racing cars and motorcycles until he died

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which one was a better racer?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Newman was legitimately good driver

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hard to tell since Newman quit because of is his wife. McQueen gave him shit for it his entire life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Newman was in better movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the sesame ginger sauce

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer? The marriages and divorces in showbiz are part of the shifting alliance network between different israeli families, and are necessary to get parts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That makes sense when both spouses are famous, but nobody knew much about Adam's wife.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I remember him mentioning Lynette on Loveline back in the 90s.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a bad settlement honestly.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is numba one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play tennis no more

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