Justice League

>Superman is faster than a speeding Bullet
>Gets shot

Is he moronic?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comics will never be consistent. Either you accept that now or continue to seethe.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kryptonite

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t slow Superman down when the finger hasn’t even pulled the trigger. This is a man who can hear you fart in Asia while he’s over they Atlantic. He’d hear the tensing of muscles and move swiftly behind the shooter in a perfect anime maneuver

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the kryptonite radiation was leaking all over him already, the gun is made of normal gun, only lead can shield the kryptonite radiation.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never been how it works.

          >the giant chunk of kryptonite in metallo's chest doesn't slow superman down
          moron

          I don’t recall it being exposed at the time. He has to open the chamber he doesn’t just walk around with his weakness exposed otherwise Batman would baterang that shit immediately.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the giant chunk of kryptonite in metallo's chest doesn't slow superman down
        moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        did he know it was kryptonite? if he thought it was just a normal bullet why bother dodging it

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’ll just let that bullet bounce off my pecs no point in dodging
    >oh Corben you crafty scamp you got me

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He assumed it was a normal bullet so didn't think he had to move until it was too late.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kryptonite only weakens superman, it can't kill him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re moronic. He’s been killed by it in millions of stories and has said outright it’s gonna kill him billions of times. Batman’s outright said it’s jncredibly hard to use kryptonite weaponry against him WITHOUT killing him as a result.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        then how come he's still alive?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Alfred performed surgery to get the bullet out before he died. Batman shot Superman with a bullet himself in Alex Ross’ ‘The Trust’ and said Clark can only survive a kryptonite bullet for 10 seconds unless removed

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bad writing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plot armor.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why doesn’t he just sundip regularly to stop it?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes at top speed superman can outrace a bullet in a race, doesn't mean he can dodge getting fricking shot when it's aimed directly at him when he's stood still. Jesus frick the literacy rate these days is fricking stillborn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the target hit the bullet
      heh, that was a good line. But why is each panel numbered? Was that common in golden age comics?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not just the golden age, it continues into the silver age too. Remember that at this time comics were still aimed at children, so they wanted to make the order of the panels very clear.
        You'll also sometimes see arrows indicating which panel is next.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman hasn’t changed since the golden age

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is faster than a speeding Bullet
    It's simple math.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >file.png
      Why is this so common?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        copy pasted images default filename

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is heat vision

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would heat vision stop a fired gun from killing a girl with her head pressed against the barrel?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other superheroes become dumber and weaker when Batman is around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman could always easily beat up Booster Gold, chud. even Harley Quinn beats him up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have insecurity issues?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is dumb. Superman has lost to kryptonite in his own stories before you were born. Batman has lost to insanely stupid shit as well. Comics were always inconsistent because humans themselves are inconsistent therefore the products would be.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman/Superman was mind blowingly stupid.

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