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Kang to star in FOUR more Marvel movies (at least)
Lil’ chuddies aren’t going to like this.
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george floyd looking mf
Probably why he was pushed. Groomed for a Floyd biopic. If they were absolutely fixated on Kang being black (lel), Majors is still a baffling choice. The black guy from GotG3 or Lance Reddick (nobody knew he was going to fricking die). Whatever, even with a kino white man like Jude Law, the writing, the terrible blue face mask design, etc. would still render the portrayal a shitty one
>The black guy from GotG3
I'm pleased that Disney wasted a far better black actor for a one-off movie, i'm glad this guy can't come in and rescue them as Kang now.
Floyd's actual life was unglamorous and unappealing. A traditional biopic would be good for his image. More a thriller about the last 24 hours, or a political drama about the aftermath, community gathering together, etc.
>Floyd's actual life was unglamorous and unappealing
>porn career
>freemasonic ties
>unglamarous and unappealing
They will just make it like Fruitvale Station and make him look like an absolute angel
He's a distractingly bad actor. At least as Kang since it's the only thing I've seen him play. The scene at the end of Quantumania where multiple Kangs talk and each one has an increasingly moronic voice was unintentionally hilarious.
When that happened I felt so embarrassed for the movie. I could see him in front of a mirror pretending to sound like a Pharoah or a Wang Chung Chinese ass looking dude. Completely lost in himself to bring these specific roles to life.
he was in Captive State 2019 and was good in a small role, but saw him in the Loki show and he was awful
And the whole stadium of Kangs jumping up and down and howling at the end. It was so tailor made for racist monkey tropes I couldn't believe it.
Why didn't the woke movement ever bring up the fact that there were literal monkey howls edited into the ending of Quantumania?
Because Black Panther did being racist better.
I just did not get what they were going for. On one hand they have this whole Afro-futurism/supremacy thing, but at the same time they're literally chucking spears, living in straw huts, and doing trial by combat.
it just happens
DEY HEA
Thing is, he'd be the easiest character there is to recast.
>@marvel_updat3s
Sounds official.
Official "unofficial" prob
Guess who won’t be going to see any of these movies?
Me?
I'm only going to see the ones with Sochi. No Sochi = No Watchy
>Lil’ chuddies aren’t going to like this.
Neither are the feminists who hate abuse.
If feminists hate on it hard enough, I might just go see them out of spite
And give Disney more money to make more feminist clap-trap. Not a great plan.
contrarianism is a mental illness
Feminists hate abuse by WHITE men. Black male abusers are OK. An abusive black man is just virile and manly, oppressed by the system. Abusive white men are toxic sniveling little b***hes whose fragile masculinity causes them to last out in a display of insecurity.
thank you shlomo
um, you’re chinese
Blacks are weak little beta cucks, that's why they're always oppressed.
>every movie has Kang as the bad guy
HOLY SHIT it's trash
Maybe it's just cameos, like Thanos
>every movie has Kang as the bad guy
source?
>Jonathan Majors really loves his mugs. He sneaks them into the Whitney Museum (as he did during his Cut Dream Date), he sips from them on the street, and he brings them along for talk shows (sets famous for providing guests with their very own branded mugs). But the practical accessory is for more than just holding liquids.
>“I’m 33 years old. I’ve been doing this since I left my mother’s house, when I was around 18,” he said during an appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. “She didn’t give me a cup, but she gave me a word of advice because she was so terrified of the circus that I’ve joined.” Majors went on to explain that his mother didn’t have a lot of faith in show business and was very concerned with his safety and would tell him, “No drinking, no drugs, no sex,” every time he left her sight — even when he boarded the plane to college. “Baby, just make sure you watch your cup,” she would say. “And I kept that in mind for safety and also what that meant.”
>While it might have started as a standard college-party rule, the idea of minding his cup has since evolved into something with a deeper meaning. “Now it means mind your cup — you’re a vessel. Nobody can fill you up; nobody can pour you out. You do that yourself,” he said. “Holding on to this is a reminder that even in this craziness that is happening, my self-esteem is my self-esteem. Nobody can big me up, as it were, or tear me down.”
He is so profound and perfect.
>proceeds to beat up defenseless women
The only thing he's gonna be cupping soon is his cellmate's balls.
>humiliation rituals galore
>33
Looks like he's about to break out big time...
i wonder if he smashed that cup into his girlfriend's face or if he has a special women beating cup
wouldn't wanna scuff up the red carpet cup
>The Marvel actor walked into the Manhattan courtroom holding hands with his girlfriend, Meagan Good, wearing a gray suit and carrying several items, including a brown mug and a Bible.
>it's real
full clown world
Maybe the color of the mug is some kind of code
how are you even allowed to bring items like that into the courtroom? obviously the judge doesn't know it's basically his totem and he's winking at his followers but what's his excuse for even bringing it? is he drinking out of it? would he be allowed to bring a teddy bear or pair of sneakers and keep them on the desk? making a mockery of the court with his stupid mug meme? it's like letting flavor flav wear a dozen giant clocks
Exactly. Material objects (Bible, cup, Black person slave, woman) should not be in a court of law
How does one hold hands with someone whilst carrying a mug and a Bible? Did he use that massive gorilla nose or those giant Black person lips?
Jesus, what an affected quirk.
once saw a guy drinking from a glass of water as he crossed the road and i burst out laughing it was just so utterly bizzare
Good that's a win win situation for me. The Black person ape's not a good actor and he'll have another couple of years to ape out and further humiliate Disney.
Worst case scenario for me is that they fire him and hire someone bland and gay like Idris Elba.
What happens if this moron gets convicted though?
another "marvel's first ever" moment
Shoehorning will continue until box offices improve.
>black man beats helpless girlfriend unconscious, keeps career
>black man falsely accuses people of hate crime, keeps career
>black man raped countless women, released from prison, keeps career
>white man is accused of hugging a girl inappropriately 36 years ago by a single random twitter user, career destroyed and ended immediately
greatest ally!
you forgot
>black man drugs and rapes women BUT he doesn't like Black person culture so he goes to prison
just make the actual Kang the evil Jet Li from The One
that would solve everything
Liu Kang
zest status?
He's going to be Doflamingo for sure if Netflix's One Piece go that far.
>zest status?
Made for BWC
bold zest with a fruity undertone
Primed for Buck Breaking.
Nasty work
yo yo yo its hump day
chud here
i don't care who stars in movies i'm not going to see.
chud out
Built for bwc and zesty
>Shang-Chi
lmao wtf kind of ching ching shit is even that
>the KANG dynasty
lmao based
Really not feeling Kang when one variant is defeated by ants and another is upstaged by Tara Strong as an animated clock.
who is this character? I saw him in the Loki show too but still have no idea. didn't watch antman or mrs marvel/s or either of the black spiderman
Marvel's Rick Sanchez played by a boring ass homie with no range whatsoever.
>4 more movies
I look forward to the box office!
Billies
>Fantastic Four villain
>the fricking 31st century descendant of Mister Fantastic whose name is Nathaniel RICHARDS
>will appear in literally everything except Fantastic Four
Problem chud?
Glad they are not going to do some stupid massive rewrite to the whole thing. They should tighten up the story tho.
Who's going to watch them?
He's getting recast btw
"Chuddies" won't show up regardless. The MCU lost the core audience that used to make its movies profitable
The only thing I don't like about him is how forced he was. When Antman came out, every shill "journalist" would go on and on about how amazing an actor is and use vague descriptors like he's "cool" and "awesome" and "down to earth" empty nonsense you can't quantify in terms of an actor's skill.
he sucked a mean israelite wiener
I hope he beats up more women.
1. I really don't care either way
2. They can easily recast the role and say it's a variant
>shang-chi 2
lol, lmao
Seriously how pants-on-head moronic do you have to be to green light this? No one liked the original and now you're adding the zesty Black woman beater to the mix?
>aren't going to like this
You mean the ones who used to buy tickets?
Bold strategy, let's see how that plays out
I still can't get over the fact this Black person is literally called "Kang". I read that tweet as some shitpost until I noticed it was ACTUALLY from the capeshit guys lmao
>Kang
Is this a sick joke?
it’s a character created in the 60’s but disney is so tone deaf and moronic that they cast a jogger
Funny isn't it? Goes to show how out of touch and filled with inept diversity hires Disney is
you'd have a hard time finding a villain people care less about than fricking kang
if you can’t push bmwf propaganda you’re no good to the israelite
What? They named him kang? Is this real?
>Majors allegedly began grabbing the right side of her body, prying her finger from the phone. The complaint says he then grabbed her arm and right hand and twisted her forearm and then struck her right ear. When she tried to leave the car, he allegedly picked her up and threw her back inside.
What a piece of shit
Kang is doctor dooms distant relative. He's blue, not black
Looks like Doctor Dooms great great granddaughter was a coal burner
cool, let disney lose more money to pander to Black folk
That's cool but Deadpool 3 is the final MCU film I watch.
DP3 and Secret Wars if it has good cast. The rest idgaf. But I'm sure DP3 will suck, too
I have average expectations for DP3, raised from low just because of Hugh. I don't know if I could stomach anything past DP3. The stakes are never going to be higher than Thanos until Galactus gets involved.
My favorite Kang variant is Uncle Elroy
They're really trying to beat that Marvels record arent they. I guess they know Aquaman 2 is about to take the title from them so they're getting their revenge ready with these shitty films.
Aquaman 2 doesn't look that bad.
anon....really????
This. That Aryan brother elevates it. And no Amber
NTA just watched the trailer for it, and it honestly doesn't look THAT bad. If anything Ocean Master returning is kinda interesting, maybe we could get some brother/ex-villain kino moments.
Aquaman 2 will come and go quickly and probably make half of what the first one did but it's not going to be a Marvels-tier disaster. People actually like Momoa's Aquaman and the film has the same aesthetic as the first so they'll be able to piece together good looking trailers and commercials.
Based on everything we've heard it no doubt got micormananged to death by WB but that'll only become apparent when people actually see the whole thing. It'll open okay. And honestly, with the entire Dinsey corp. going down in flames its mild failure might mostly go unnoticed. Nobody's gonna care that Aquaman 2 only made like $600 mil worldwide when MCU movies aren't crossing 200. The turns have tabled
You ppl really think he did it huh? He hasn't even been tried yet
like a trial matters with a pedowood judge
Yeah the mountain gorilla with a long trail of violence didn't punch the little woman in the ear. That's very plausible, poo lawyer intern, at least you tried
>trail of violence
All in your head
>
They are literally sealing his trail of violence because it would damage his image beyond repair.
Cope, groid
>Lil’ chuddies
im so sick of this meme.
As along as 4chinz allows redditors on here, you will see it over and over.
i am the meme
... will he at least be wearing a helmet or something?
Lmao great news for anyone hoping Marvel and Disney would keep driving this train off the rails.
Yeah it's over. These are just the death throes
I got drunk the other night and watched the first Iron Man, thought about how easy it would be to bot a few tiktok and twitter posts about how problematic, sexist and chauvinist it is and how the entire MCU is rooted in that. could probably take a point off disneys stock.
No! No shang chi!! I´m SEETHING SO HARD right now!
Disney has pumped out as much marvel content in the 4 years post Endgame than they did in the 11 years leading up to it. its a dead, oversaturated franchise. Let it die.
bump
Forgot the pic like a moron.
Damn I'm actually surprised at how many I've check off this list I'm not a Marvel fan AT ALL
>According to Deadline, Judge Michael Gaffey will allow Majors’ lawyers to argue behind closed doors that a piece of evidence that is currently under seal should be taken out of the case permanently.
>Seth Zuckerman warned the evidence could “taint the jury pool beyond repair for Mr Majors”, adding that his client may face “trial by newspaper”.
Kek what could it be that it would damage his image beyond repair. I hope it leaks. Fricking lawyer just admitted that he is a monster and they try to cover it up.
>if we release evidence that shows he did it that'll taint the jury and make it an unfair trial
contracts
I like him as Kang tho
I literally don't give a shit about his case, I just hate anyone for being moronic enough to like his theater kid level acting as Kang.
he's a good actor though
he was good in da 5 bloods although the movie was mid at best
he was good in the first half of sheed 3 although the movie itself was total garbage
Don't care, haven't watched either of the two. He was laughably bad as Kang.
>watches capeshit
>doesn't watch movies
opinion disregarded
>marvel_updat3s
seems legit
Why does Disney support domestic violence?
His trial starts today though. He could possibly go to jail for a year so I don't think that would work out if he gets convicted
Who the frick is Kang? I haven't watched anything marvel related since Endgame.
he's supposed to be some big multiverse threat that can frick up timelines and invent bullshit to make himself stronger in addition to having weapons from the future. in the movies he just gets his ass kicked all the time
So in other words next to Thanos hes a joke. I mean to beat Thanos we lost , not all at once, 5 heroes (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, and the Vision). If Kang can get his ass kicked so easily without such loses hes a lesser threat.
Yes but he is multiversal, so there are an infinite versions of him and they all ape out. Think of the endless boatloads of Black folk coming to Italy, that kind of threat
he's a threat if people care about multiverses and the current string of heroes, but nobody does so he's just some science nerd that gets jobbed by nobodies every time he shows up
He wuz
It only says the character though...not who is playing him in those movies.
>Hire a guy who looks like Floyd to remind the evil white people
>He turns out to be a domestic abuser like Floyd
Disney just keeps taking Ls
Kang yes
The abuse homie who plays him no
recast time baby