Keaton's Batman CONFIRMED RETARDED

Lmao Jesus... Why does wb hate batman?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was keaton thinking? i'm starting to worry about him. this is elder abuse

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He thought that he was going to be the new Batman and mentor to Batgirl, which was the original plan for the movie and the basis for the Batgirl movie. Then they reshot it so Keaton Batman dies and Clooney Bruce Wayne shows up.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clooney Bruce Wayne shows up
        has Clooney Batman been completely scrapped now or is this still happening?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still happening

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can someone explain why his tooth does that?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ezra Miller looks weird. Fucking skinwalker

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they Luked him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Oh, I get how many millions and I only have to shoot half the movie?"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was probably more like after they completely changed everything mid-production he just told them he was done and to kill him off.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Being able to undo everything within minutes with time travel
    These capeshit movies are so fucking dead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever “stakes” they have are gone

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the nature of the material. do you know how many times Superman and Batman have died, how many times Lois Lane and Superman have hooked up "for the first time", how many heroes have hung up their capes just to come back later anyway?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it weren't taking itself seriously that would be good.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A normal person thinks that this idea is stupid. A producer knows that audiences like heroic sacrifices, so he thinks that killing the same character twice will increase the test scores.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought juden were supposed to be smart.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're trying to destroy all your childhood heroes before the civil war begins to demoralise you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just the gods telling you to let go of trivial concerns my friend. The civil war started long ago, in your soul.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            My soul is pure, I know all that remains is the dreadful business of killing.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that tom cruise groundhog day movie has the same gag and it's kino

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lain
    >tranny
    >communist

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt he wearing the yellow purple retard costume grant morrison brought back few years ago?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside, I'm really glad I was there to read that run. It's a good end for Batman as a whole.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to sit next to an unironic redditor at one of the advance screenings and the fucking guy livestreamed all the way through the previews(it became immediately apparent he was autistic or mentally ill or more than likely that he was both. He then talked loudly in my general direction for TWO AND A HALF HOURS while loudly chewing popcorn and candy. He also made multiple comments about "how full the theater was" despite half the theater being empty.

    All that said, I loved the movie. Great film, the cameos are so iconic that they really speak for themselves. Realistically DCs best since justice league

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like he was a Chad and you were the real redditor.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Realistically DCs best since justice league
      Damning with faint praise right there.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it just reads as they forgot to put black Batgirl in this movie so she can be smarter than Batman and show him how to really fight an alien invasion so he's just a fucking retard (white men are SOOO stupid amirite?) for no reason, not even a plot reason like the usual "prop up the new woman protagonist" thing Hollywood is doing to every franchise now

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anything that has to deal with multiverses and time travel.
    >Someone has to act dumb for the plot to move along.
    Many such cases.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unintentionally funny scene
    DCEU in a nutshell

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry DC on film will be fixed when the Gunnverse really begins

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        And when someone asked him about gotg3 he said he couldn't chose as they were different kek

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All commies should be physically exterminated.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds like female writing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is! Christina Hodson is the writer. She also wrote Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        all this talk about "mediocre white men" and you have entire fucking industries of women failing upwards

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She also wrote Batgirl. Y’know, the movie that was so bad they cancelled it.

          And now rumors say that James Gunn wants her for Batman Brave and the Bold.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            did she find Epstein's black book or something or is it just a case of having a "woman writer" or whatever in the ecosystem just economically/politically convenient for WB

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            goodnight, what is wrong with hollywood and it's system of failing upwards. like feigi hiring all those shitty rick and morty writers that stunk up the mcu.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's a realistic depiction of how Batman would fare in an alien invasion

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine caring about batman
    lmoa homosexual manchildren

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine caring about anything at all
      couldn't be me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I care about you anon.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally everyone is saying make a batman beyond movie with keaton, would probably make a billion.
    >bring keaton back in some cheap multiverse flash movie just to be killed

    hollywood is absolute dogshit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was supposed to survive the end of the film but then they suddenly decided to do a different ending

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        right, but he was to survive to be a mentor to batgirl in some shitty batgirl movie they shelved. instead of the obviously smart choice of just doing a batman beyond movie, like fans are asking for. hollywood keeps making shitty decisions.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The “Batman Beyond” movie was going to be Keaton Batman mentoring a African Barbara Gordon as Batgirl as his replacement.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok? still sounds better than The Flash. anything sounds better than The Flash

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least Batgirl didn't have ezra miller in it. the most punchable face and the least likable actor of all time playing a hero. it's the worst casting ever and shows how little they think of the flash

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        which was retarded, and it wouldn't have made 10% of what an actual batman beyond movie would make. hollywood deserves to collapse.

        >oh hey, we're making a star wars sequel trilogy, and all the original actors are comeing back, but we're not gonna reunite them on screen, we're just going to make them look pathetic and kill them.
        >hey, keaton agreed to play batman again, should we make the obvious choice and put him in a batman beyond movie? no! we're gonna stuff him in snyder's universe in some shitty flash movie, then do some black batgirl movie, because fuck audiences and fuck money.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harmada was obsessed with pushing female heroines. He wanted an all-female Justice League eventually. And then do a Crisis on Infinite Earths movie.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just it. they hate the audience and they hate having to make these movies so they make them as bad as possible. it's a contest to see just how bad they can make them and if the suckers will still see them anyway.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman have no chance against super strenght aliens and alien technology
    Seems about right. Finally they showed how Batman is worthless when he doesnt fight goons and mentally ill people

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