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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is she wearing Brett The Hitman Hart shades

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's Canadian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a gay magazine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AT LEAST I LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT TAKES CARE OF OUR SICK AND OUR OLD

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaand they have the powers of spoder-man? or something?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I want them to dominate and destroy me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M-m-mommy?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner and Sweeney sexo

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Production Budget: $80 mil
    Est marketing: $20 - $40 mil
    Total costs: $100 - $120 mil
    Box office gross: $97 mil
    Net earnings: $48.5 mil

    This film lost anywhere from $51.5 to $71.5 million dollars and joins the list of massive failures in film for the decade.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even remotely close to the top failures of even the last year, let alone decade.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said it joins the list, not that it tops the list. You Black folk will argue about fricking anything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, we won't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like him attempting to pretend the movie is some kind of legendary failure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your figures are out of date. It grossed 100.3. Yes, broke the 100 million mark!

      Moner and Sweeney sexo

      Moner is pure sexo

      Dakota is much hotter than Latina Maisie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No she isn't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moner and Sweeney are far hotter than Johnson

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you say that like it's an insult?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The budget was actually closer to $100 million, making this an ever bigger bomb kek
      https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/madame-web-bomb-killed-sony-franchise-1235829471/
      >” it has been widely reported that Madame Web cost $80 million, but the actual number is in the low $100 million range, according to several sources.”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the actual number is in the low $100 million range, according to several sources.”
        Lmfao...

        Hard to believe anything that gets reported, so I assume there's probably about a 20% deviation potential.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neat. Who thought Dakota Johnson was A-list, anyway? Who's responsible for this blunder?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't really that bad

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do superhero costumes in movies look worse than cosplay now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cosplayers care and actually try to look like the source material, they want to look sexy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, movie costumes have to put up with far more literal 'wear and tear' than a con costume.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No clue. The cosplayer just needs to keep her outfit on long enough to dance or get gently fricked. These chicks just needed to walk up to a mark and say a line. There was zero reason to try to make these costumes completely unsexy and boring utilitarian affairs. They actually make me miss when everything aped Blade and had all superheroes wearing tactical ninja shit.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men fear this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some women also don’t like shit movies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, but everyone knows that women can't actually experience feelings.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please photoshop camel toes.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was so bad Yellow Bikini girl fired her agency. She was told it was "Marvel" and thought it was the MCU.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, none of that would have mattered if it succeeded financially. I still need to watch this and new mutants and Dark phoenix before I have an opinion.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderwoman having a big identifiable afro is the funniest shit to me. Aren’t they supposed to have secret identities?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this cast
    >movie isn't two hours of them whoring out
    >in fact they're barely in the movie

    sony pictures are the dumbest morons in the biz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >called madam web
      >not about madams

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Madame Meb

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aight, for this shot, the black girl should put her hands behind her back, like she is in chains and have her white master float above her

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's been a very long time since I've had a pear. Maybe 10 years. And it's not like they're some rare luxury fruit. There's plenty of local pear orchards where I live.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      live your life anon, go buy a pear, eat the pear, relish the pear, let the pear nurish your body and soul.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why even eat a pear when you can just eat an apple

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did any of you nigtogs actually watch this? It's even goofier than you think

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't sony just make a new spiderman?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Holland isn't contracted for any more movies, meaning they have to reboot it AGAIN if they want more actual Spidey. They really thought they could build a movie universe around him but without him being there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gearing up for the soulless six

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pear guy is here
    I fricking hate him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female super heroes wearing makeup will never not be the worst thing about capeshit movies. And also the women being completely out of shape. Fricking frick.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cast Sydney Sweeney in a Spider-man movie
    >don't make her Black Cat

    Legitimately, what is fricking wrong with Sony?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blackdaya's mutt brain would literally explode.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This also Kevin homosexual's pedo brain would literally explode

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IM AN ACTRESS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4DD chess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what sleeping all the way to the middle looks like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >relationships with decision-makers
      She's talking about giving head and letting them frick her ass raw on casting couch, right?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Their mask may as well be face paint
    This is moronic. Masks are meant to conceal identities.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its impossible to keep masks/helmets on actors these days it seems

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >premise is simple enough a bunch of hot female super heroes fight an evil Spider-Man
    >none of them actually have super powers it’s all a 30 second vision of the future that COULD be to use for trailers
    >the evil Spider-Man is so incompetent that he gets beat up multiple times by normal girls and then gets defeated tripping over his own feet face first into a banana cream pie like a cartoon character
    What in the actual frick was Sony’s plan? Because they can’t have possibly made this movie and then thought “oh yeah, this is so good people will come back for Madame Webb 2 when it becomes an actual super hero movie”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you remember the sony email leaks?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do not. Please explain. Was it something like “oh shit oh frick we are so fricked”

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was more like they're all incompetent morons who only have their jobs because of nepotism and aren't fired because no one wants to admit fault.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you like my shades anon?
    What do you say? Mind you she's very close to you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say a single word. I would just listen and that's what no one else did.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We were robbed TWICE. It's not fair.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >casting a pale English rose as BLACK cat
          What were they thinking?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I silently walk away. What is this blind granny gonna do about it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ignoring a woman in 2000+24 is rape sir

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick was this movie made lmfao literally nobody asked for it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punish me, PUNISH ME!

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